Tyler Ennis, Will You Marry Me?

The Definition of #MIZ Is Lamar Patterson's Face After Tyler Ennis' Epic Winning Shot...

Boo hoo, Pitt. Well, last night's game had an epic ending thanks to the fabulous Tyler Ennis shooting an unreal shot and the buzzer. Litterallly blown away at what happened. Especially since there were only 4.4 seconds left and let's be real, we aaaaall saw Ennis grab the ball and go for that shot and we were def all rolling our eyes like ooohh okay....and then IN 2 SECONDS your expression changed aaaand you were like OHHHH OKAYY!! 58!!!! EPIC THREEE. WTF??!!! SEEE YAA PITTT!!! #WINNING. Yup, that was 100% the thought process break down. Don't lie. Unreal shit. I think I cried and my dad was liiterally on the floor freaking out as if HE made that shot. Standard.





Lolz. You're pissed, but at the same time you're like wait - that kid's 18? Shit son.


After last nights win, Cuse is still undefeated, 24 - 0. This is obviously Cuse's first year in the ACC and we have entered the confrence with full force. I mean, people are hatinn. Syracuse now has the 3rd best start in ACC history following NC State in the 1970s and UNC in the 50s. OH OKAY. You mad?

   I mean...

But, it's like, doesn't even matter who you were rooting for, if you can't admit that Tyler Ennis is unreal, then you're aactually crazy.

Ahhh, they say it's lonely at the top, but like nooot when you have 35,000 fans in la Carrier dome. Forever Orange ya'll.  #1.

"Who needs Duke and Carolina when you have an unreal game like that?!" - Sports Center.

 I mean...tru.

Taylor Swift's Haircut Party!!

Taylor Swift Had a Hair Cut Party aaaand You WEREN'T Invited...OH, but Ellie Goulding, Cara D, and Harry Styles were...#miz

Photo via E! News

SO we know that T Swift is and Anglophile (I mean, so am I, I know, I'm not one to talk...), but I feel like if the girl isn't out at a royal banquet dancing awkwardly, and I mean awkwardly with Prince William or walking around Hyde Park solo, then she's obviously backstage at London's O2 arena throwing a hair cut party with nothing but British celebs. OH suuure. Talk about Brit LIT (sarcastic face emoji).


Quite rite - if you want to be all British about it. Just imagine this WHOLE post is in a British accent. Just yesterday, Taylor posted a video to her instagram of Brits on Brits on Brits watching the singer get her new hair cut on. Well, sure. I'd do the same thing if I were getting my hair cut. (But like, not actually...). Tay was obviously over her long hair after what I like to call  the aggressive head banging incident while singing and playing da piano during her Grammy performance a few weeks ago. I think we all liiiterrally though her head would just roll back and she'd flip over...right? Taylor shared a pic of her new short do a long with her reflections about the death of film icon, Shirley Temple. She also snapped a pic with apparent pal Ellie Goulding while reports said that model Cara Delevingne and ex-boyfriend Harry Styles were also in attendance at the backstage party.


So, I guess this means that Taylor and ex Harry Styles are likee friends? Do we know if she wrote a song about him? Hmm, it's prob "Trouble." OH wait - maybe that's about John Mayer. LAWLzz. I'm not totally convinced that she's over him/that, which to me is the ultimate definition of miz. Too bad he's marring Katy Perry...(ya, I know - wtf?) Whatever, I'm over it. They're both like brunette and like to sing about their bodies, so I guess  it works - for now.


Maybe Taylor should just like move to London? But then again, I don't think the Brits would put up with her wining. But maybe they'd go all "What A Girl Wants" (classic Amanda Bynes film - oh. remember her?) on Taylor's ass and turn her into a duchess? OH WAIT, never mind. She can have the O2 arena and keep singing. I want Kingston Palace. Obv.

‘The Wolf Of Albuquerque’

ALL HAIL "The Wolf of Albuquerque " : This mashup of Breaking Bad with the Wolf of Wall Street Trailer is SO EPIC I can't. #winning #suuure

SOO for those who HAVEN'T seen the Wolf of Wall Street trailer (which would a crime), then you should go check it out either on my December WofWS post OR just on You Tube. When you're done with that -watch this. I mean, this shit bananas. I love it SO much. Too much. Talk about anything BUT miz. 

Breaking Bad anything + Wolf of Wall Street = just epic-ness. Legendary show meets unreal movie. So perfect. Good work Ivan Burgueno. Two thumbs up. 

I mean, as soon as it's over - you're about to watch it again...