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BABY MAMA: Mila and Ashton Are Pregnant !! What A Ridiculously Good Looking Baby This Is Gonna Be...

Soo, Mila isn't preggers in this pic...it's just like an awk camera angle...oopz?



Back in the fall of 2012, there were rumors that Mila was pregnant with boyfriend, Ashton Kutcher's baby. Well, back then the rumors turned out to be false. Flash forward basically two years later and the couple are happily and engaged AND apparently pregnant fooor reeeal this time! AWW.

Can you imagine if this had happened on That 70's Show?!! Aw, I wonder what their character selves, Jackie and Michael think of the good news? I wonder what all their former co-stars think about the good news? (Speaking of former That 70's players, I am pretty excited for Laura Prepon to come back aka the return of Orange is the New Black this summer...yeee)






Aw, gotta love da 70's. 


Anyways, yeah, so sources have confirmed that this blissful news about the happy couple is indeed true. Babyy Ashton is on the wayyy! Oh, wait, or baby Mila? I'm not gonna make a celeb couple name for them because both their names are like kindaaa aggress solo. We don't need any babies named likee "Mishton" or something....ew.

According to E! News, though Mila is newly preggers, she has a new gig as the new spokesperson for Jim Bean Bourbon. Well, thats great news income wise for the happy couple, but the actress will clearly not be able to drink any of her employers product for awhile. Ugh, miz. Pregnancy: aka da liquor diet.

 I feel like for most couples these days, first comes love, then comes the baby and the baby carriage...and then marriage is likee maybe, kinda, not really...well if we do it, let's try not to get divorced. Right?! Stars such as Kristen Cavallari, Kristen Bell, Jessica Simpson, and of course, (cough, cough) Kim K, have had children I guess you can say "outa wedlock"  (lol)  likee before the whole marriage thing. Then you have the Brad and Angie type couple who have like, you know, a bunch of kids, cheaper by the dozen style, and have yet to get married. #trendy.

Hmm, well I can't wait to see what this baby looks like! I'm sure he or she is just going to be adorable. Such a stunna. I am for one am very excited about it. To baby...uhh...Mila/Aston! May your name devoid that of a fruit, color, or direction! (Emphasis on the direction...color exception is obv Bey's Blue, obv).




Yeah, we're all happy for ya. 

Has Vogue Lost Its Credibility In Your Eyes?

Sure, Put Kimye On The Cover Of Vogue, But Like Who's Next? The Rich Kids Of Beverly Hills?!!  I mean...If Reality TV Stars Is What Vogue Is Going For Now...#Miz

Vogue's May Cover. 

Okay, so everyone had pretty aggressive reactions to the Kim and Kanye Vogue cover yesterday, even Anna Wintour herself. Anna tried to calm the storm of Vogue cover haters by expression how she came about the now infamous cover, and how she is actually a huge fan of Kimye. (HA, okay.)

"You may have read that Kanye begged me to put his fiancée on Vogue‘s cover...He did nothing of the sort." - Anna W. 

Yeah, yeah. Suuure, sure.  Though apparently the mag sold out, the reactions where majority backlash city.  The rest of us took to twitter to exclaim how we felt personally victimized by Vogue. Here are some of the fab tweets the mag's cover received:

Let's be real. That Vogue cover was like a slap in the face to anyone who believes in Vogue's legacy and what makes Vogue, Vogue. I mean, hello, its called the fashion Bible for a reason. You can't just throw anyone of the cover of the Bible. I mean, I'm sure God is pretty livid. He gets it. 

Celebs grace the cover of mags like Cosmo, Seventeen, or Elle, which are all amazing publications of course, but to be on the cover of Vogue, it's not only just a huge honor, and something that is only bestowed upon the best of the best, but it is a recognition of your great contribution to the public world. 

“Part of the pleasure of editing Vogue, one that lies in a long tradition of this magazine, is being able to feature those who define the culture at any given moment, who stir things up, whose presence in the world shapes the way it looks and influences the way we see it. I think we can all agree on the fact that that role is currently being played byKim and Kanye to a T" - Anna W. 

UM HOLD UP. I'm sorry, but have Kimye shaped the way we look at the world and influence how we see it?!! What exactly has Kim and Kanye's contribution to the world been? NOTHING. ZIP, zero. AAND that's where I lose credit for Anna.  

So, what do you think - because of this mag cover, has Vogue lost it's credibility in your eyes? Has the magazine that was once reserved for the exclusivity of the fashion elite, and the quote and quote A-lister's of Hollywood and fashion, now become downsized? 

I think this cover basically sends the message that as long as you have the right connections, have a lot of money, are famous for SOMETHING, whether you have pure talent or NOT, and just basque in the realm of eliteness, you can be on the cover of Vogue. It also sends the message to young girls that you don't really need to work hard, if you can make a sex tape, get a reality TV show, marry a rapper, then you are a SHOE-IN for Vogue. If you are famous, you can essentially have everything you want at a drop of a hat...aka, being on the cover of one of the most prestigious magazines in the world for NO reason at all, but the fact that you're famous for being famous, which also translates into famous for nothing, means you are Vogue material. That's it really. To me, the mag has lost its exclusive, allure along with all of it's meaning. So, if now, anyone can be on the cover of Vogue? Is it my turn yet?


Covers I'd rather read...







LOLzzz. 

Kimye on the cover of VOGUE?!! LITERALLY?!! #vom.

After SO Much Begging, How Much Money DO YOU THINK Kanye paid Anna Wintour for Him And Kim to finnnaaallly Grace The Cover of VOGUE?!! (After Wintour Previously Stated That It Would Never Happen...)

LIT...but that dress is flawless on her body...

Welp, There you have it. After so much begging CLEARLY Anna gave into whatever Kayne's demands were for his Queen to be on the April issue of the mag's cover. Congrats Kanye and Kim! It finally Paid Off. $$ OBV, because I think SOMEONE was def...paid off. Ugh, wouldn't you just LOVE to know what Kanye's demands were?! Like what he had to have said to Wintour?? Ugh, me too. Because it seemed pretty clear in October of 2013, that Kim was NOT ever going to grace the mag's cover because the cover was reserved for people of "talent" and "significant importance." What exactly has Kim done to become famous? NOTHING. Kanye - different story, obv, but Kim - sorry, nothing. 

So, the two love birds and soon to be husband and wife come this May, grace the cover with Kim in some statue-esc wedding dress and Kanye holding her from behind. Aw. Elegant? Sure. Regal? Kanye thinks so. (We ALL know he planned the whole shoot himself, like 100%).

Kim and Kanye are the first Vogue couple covers, and I'm thinking that has something to do with the so called "plan" that Kanye MUST have made with the Vogue editor. Kim by herself? Nahh. Kim AND the rap/fashion mogul? Suuure, sure. #justification. 

I also shadily think this might have something to do with little sister, and I guess now supermodel, Kendall. I mean, Kendall did shows from Marc Jacobs to Givenchy at fashion week last month, and Kendall was featured on Vogue.com. She was later spotted sitting front row, right next to Wintour at London Fashion week, just going about her day as if that wasn't probably the coolest and most important thing that's ever happened in her lifeeee. So, it was clear, Anna liked Kendall, Kim prob felt left out, Kim told Kanye, and Kanye...fixed it. That's just my theory. (But it makes like so much sense right?)

I'm not gonna lie, I am disappointed that Anna let her guard down and put them on it...and Kim TOTALLY wants to be Beyonce...likeee #miz

They may be the most obnoxious Hollywood couple there is out there right now, but whatever, I'm excited to see this wedding. 

"Help! My GF is Liiiterrraally Dying!"

LOL Like, Literally...

Welp, this video is hilariousss. I can personally relate to this video as I know most girls can because I don't know about you, but every time I watch anything Beyonce and when she's on TV, its only natural for me to just liiiterally die. Like, I CAN'T with Beyonce, obv. 

1. Superbowl half time performance...I can't. 

2. Her and Jay always be so fly...CAN'T. 

3. Super secret album that took everyone by surprise? LITERALLY CAN"T. #SURFBOARD. 

The girls reaction in the video is just like totally standard. Cuse grad, Sam Klemmer kills it as the oh-so-worried-and-tramatized boyfriend in this video "Help! My Girlfriend is Literrraally Dying!" I mean, it's like, so spot on...I can't. 

BETCHES LOVE THIS even got in on the action with this equally hilarious instagram....

The Answer IS ALWAYS D. 

Ri Ri and Drizzy

Rihanna and Drake Are Exclusivee!! Eeek! Ri Ri and Drizzy Have FOUND LOVE (in a hopeless place that IS the love triangle between them and Chris Brown...)

God, I miss that red hair...we ALL know how much I was obsessed...#rihannawigfordayz

Well, word on the street is that Rihanna and Drake have decided to become a couple! AH! After years of going back and forth between the crazy Christ Brown and the rapper, Drake, Rihanna has finally decided (I guess...)  that Drake is da ONE. YUP. She wants him to staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy. ;) Sorry, that HAD to be done. 

The couple UP in da club - killing it. LOOK at Drake's sweater?! amaze. 

Apparently the two have be gallivanting around Europe together, which is tres romantic and have been "virtually inseparable"  according to TMZ.com reports. We all know that Drake has been obsessed with Rihanna since god knows when, in fact when they made the "What's Ma Name" video a few years, aka back in the glory days of sophomore year, I was pretty sure they were getting it on after that video...I mean how could they not?! The chemistry was SO clear. It was like, right in front of our eyessss. It was def meant to be. Reps for Drake say that with this new burst of happiness in Drake's life, "he's in the best mood he's been in a long time." AWWW and like a dozen heart emojis!!! 

"Oh naah, naaah..." They're SO happy!!

Rihanna's ex, on the other hand, Chris Brown, is back in jail after apparently being thrown out of his Malibu rehab center for getting what reports are calling "too close to the women". Due to Brown's past with the abuse of former flame, Ri, the rehab facility wanted Brown to stay at least 2 feet away from the women at all times, and of course, that didn't happen. Ugh. What's his problem? he like, needs to stop beating up people to start and theeen maybe he won't get thrown in jail anymore? I don't know, it's worth a shot, CB. Get UR SHIZz TOGETHAA! I know your song is "Don't Wake Me Up," but like YA NEED TOO. 

For the CB Full Rehab Story CLICK HERE

Umm....#tbt??

Lindsay's List

So, I Think We Had Already Assumed That Lindsay Lohan Has Slept With MOST Of Hollywood, But Just To Confirm Our Suspicions...Now There's A List...#YES

I mean....

Okay, so like are we surprised about this so-called, shady list that has become available to the public with all of LL's former Hollywood flings?? I mean, no. We knew that the girl got around, but I guess it's the idea that now you can kinda see who is actually ON the list...that makes this more entertaining. 

Last night on E! News they were discussing who was on Lindsay's list and commentator, you all know my girl Ali Fedo--whatever who I just love like SO much, aka former EX Bachelorette - ? Yeah, well she was saying that this is basically all on Lindsay because it's childish and immature to keep a list of all the people that you have hooked up with...OKAY ALI. Like, maybe she just didn't want to admit that she slept with a certain number of Bachelor contestants on the ABC show...just saying. 

I'm just gonna say I disagree. Maybe you wanna look back on it someday and laugh, because let's be real, if anything you'll just laugh at your hook ups from way back when. ALSO they made their hook up list on Sex and City to see how  many men they had all slept with so like, it's really a common thing to do. Should you do it if you're an A-list celeb and it'll possibly fall into the wrong hands? UM, NO. Can you keep it on your phone under a weird name and only share it with your friends...yes. I mean, doesn't everyone do that? Scratch that - every GIRL I mean...?

I'm assuming this list came out now due to her recent pilot for her Lindsay Lohan Documentary on OWN, which is getting ripped on by everyone so,...I mean, perfect timing I guess. 

 

 

Here Are Some of the A Lister's That made Da Cut....

photo via E! News   LIT....

Justin Timberlake   OBV

James Franco   DUH 

Colin Ferrall  SEXII 

Wilmer Valderrama  REMEMBER HIM?!

Zac Efron   LOL

Max George  ONE DIRECTION... LOL

Joaquin Phoenix  UMM...

Jamie Dorian  LIKE HOW?! Hes NOT Even that famous yet...(50 Shades of Grey star)

Heath Ledger  UGH, RIP

Adam Levine   I MEAN OF COURSE 

For the rest, well, from what they could make and from what ISNT blurred out...

To View Da List Of Lindsay's Lover's Click HERE

LOL to LL...like then he started dating Demi? WTF Wilmer??!

JP/Nikki, Kesha, and Justin - What A Crew

Juan Pablo Makes A Tribute Video To Nikki And Tells Her He Loves Her, Ke(S)ha Drops the "$", and Justin and Selena Do The Dirty...Well, In A Dance Video...

JP and Niki 

Juan's Insta with Nikki after #TheFinalRose with the caption "We Are Free." Okay, Juan, that's a little aggressive...

Well, apparently we were all wrong about Juan Pablo's apparent love for Nikki...(I'm gonna keep saying apparent because I'm still putting this romance on a time clock). The now former Bachelor contestant just released a tribute video (NO JOKE), to Nikki expressing his love, and if I may say, his obsession for her. He also makes it clear that he is SO over the ABC producers and there was def mad beef with them. In fact, Juan even claims that he DOES in fact LOVE (AH GASP), Nikki and she knows it. According to a source that spoke with Hollywoodlife.com, the real reason why JP did not express that he loved Nikki, nor did he propose to her on the air was because he wanted to basically get back at the ABC executives and piss them off. There has been so much tension with Juan and the ABC producers throughout the show and apparently, he is also angered by the fact that he was not asked to be on the next season of "Dancing With The Stars". LITERALLLY?!! WOW. Rude. So that obv got me thinking, you are willing to nationally embarrass the girl who you, again, apparently love, just to piss of some TV people? OH OKAY. Don't worry, I get it. That truly is the definition of love. 

Watch Juan's Tribute to Nikki HERE

I barely made it through the damn tribute video because its 3 minutes long AND basically like 80% selfies of Nikki, which I personality don't need to see and then the rest is little videos are pics of their time "in private" aka cooking, lounging, and OoOooOOooo in bed togethaa. There's also some great snap pics to each other, mainly of Nikki making sad faces to him, I guess she missed him? I don't know. 

At the end of the message, JP included a nice little jab at the ABC producers with a note that reads: 

“Thanks for these interesting four months of hiding — now that the character of ‘The Bachelor’ is over — it is time for us to live our life for real."

Yikes. Well, he def won't be doing any thing with ABC anytime soon. Juan also said that he and Nikki have made plans, she is AGAIN APPARENTLY planning to join him in Meeaahmi soon. Well, we'll see about that. Who wants to place bets on how long this one will last? Four months? Five months? Nah, I give it three. 

The New and Improved Ke"S"ha

Recent Photo from Kesha's Insta

I'm not what sure she survived though? Performing at Cuse for Mayfest OR her own songs...

Sooooo, Kesha is out of rehab and she's all new and improved post "Timber" I guess. Kesha, formally known as "Ke$ha" has made the announcement that she has decided to drop the "$" from her name and go back to calling her herself Kesha with a real "S." Apparently the singer has even changed her twitter name from Ke$shaSuxx (the edgy, druggy, glitter obessed, ano Kesha), to KeshaRose (the post rehab, feeling good, new outlook on life Kesha). Now 1) I don't know how this makes a miraculous difference and 2) I don't know why this is even news. Like I will even admit, for an entertainment blogger who finds all celebrity news to be real news, that this is MIZ news.

Justin and Selena Dirty Dance Videos 

Dirty. 

So, only a few days ago around the time of Justin's REDIC deposition, where he refused to answer any questions about him and Selena, which I agree, totally personal and nothing to do with his body guard, Justin released a video of him and Selena on his instagram working on some sexy dance number together to the John Legend's "Ordinary People". Hmmm is Justin trying to tell us something with this miz love song choice? I mean, don't get me wrong, I love John and I LOVE this song, but this is all too much for the sappy, sexy dance number they're doing. 

Over da weekend, Justin was in Texas apparently watching his girl Selena perform while Justin later did a surprised performance where he again, sung sappy love songs...probably because OBV Selena was there. 

Since March 10th, when the videos of the two dancing were posted on his  instragm, they have since been deleted. Justin says that the footage was deleted in order to umm "protect" Selena. I mean, isn't that something you should have thought of before you decided to film yourself pinning Selena to a wall and basically make out with her?! OH WAIT sorry, it's dirty dancing. I've seen the movie, so I get. You're not actually gonna make out - it's all for show. Got it. Cool. 

People are saying that since this little 30 second vid came out, that the video means the two are obviously back together. Hmm. Do I care? No. Do I think they're back together? I think they're doing whatever our age does and just hooking up when they're together and not when they're not. I guess the dance number is just an added bonus...?

Best Things About the Video: 

1. Selena's pants 

2. Justin's pants 

3. Justin's no shirt with gold chain look 

4. Selena's hair extensions 

5. The emotion the dance evokes....HA JK...BYE

Watch the Sexy Dance Video HERE