Kimye Vogue Article Translation...

LOL...Just In Case You Were One Of Those People Who Picked Up Vogue's April Issue (mizz) And Were Confused About The AWKawrdly Written Article On Kimye..."E! News" Has The Translation for US and It's HILAR...

....North is cute....



HAHAHAHAHAHHA. So, like we all already know how I, and many other people feel about Vogue placing Kim and Kanye on the magazine's cover...miz. But apparently, besides the cover itself being debatable, the whole inside article written by Vogue's Hamish Bowles is also...a tad confusing and to quote E! News...


"reads like a high school creative writing assignment, where the writer wrote everything out, then went back and used right-click Microsoft Word Thesaurus to make it sound fancy."

HA. Well that's SUPER MIZ. Maybe Bowles honestly had nothing much to say because he feels just as awk about the couple being on the mag's cover just like everyone else. Sorry, Anna. Like, there are all these weird comments about what krazy mom Kris was doing on set...like, no one likes Kris. Slash, Kris 100% had to be included in the article because again...she lives vicariously through Kim, and now prob North. Like North is in Vogue before she is?!! GASP.


Anyways, this E! News article takes different quotes and translates them so we can better understand what exactly Hamish Bowles is trying to tell us. All in all, it hilariously entertaining and I'm glad someone decided to write this.

Well done, E! News. Well done.

To View The Article - Click Here

Baby Mama

BABY MAMA: Mila and Ashton Are Pregnant !! What A Ridiculously Good Looking Baby This Is Gonna Be...

Soo, Mila isn't preggers in this pic...it's just like an awk camera angle...oopz?



Back in the fall of 2012, there were rumors that Mila was pregnant with boyfriend, Ashton Kutcher's baby. Well, back then the rumors turned out to be false. Flash forward basically two years later and the couple are happily and engaged AND apparently pregnant fooor reeeal this time! AWW.

Can you imagine if this had happened on That 70's Show?!! Aw, I wonder what their character selves, Jackie and Michael think of the good news? I wonder what all their former co-stars think about the good news? (Speaking of former That 70's players, I am pretty excited for Laura Prepon to come back aka the return of Orange is the New Black this summer...yeee)






Aw, gotta love da 70's. 


Anyways, yeah, so sources have confirmed that this blissful news about the happy couple is indeed true. Babyy Ashton is on the wayyy! Oh, wait, or baby Mila? I'm not gonna make a celeb couple name for them because both their names are like kindaaa aggress solo. We don't need any babies named likee "Mishton" or something....ew.

According to E! News, though Mila is newly preggers, she has a new gig as the new spokesperson for Jim Bean Bourbon. Well, thats great news income wise for the happy couple, but the actress will clearly not be able to drink any of her employers product for awhile. Ugh, miz. Pregnancy: aka da liquor diet.

 I feel like for most couples these days, first comes love, then comes the baby and the baby carriage...and then marriage is likee maybe, kinda, not really...well if we do it, let's try not to get divorced. Right?! Stars such as Kristen Cavallari, Kristen Bell, Jessica Simpson, and of course, (cough, cough) Kim K, have had children I guess you can say "outa wedlock"  (lol)  likee before the whole marriage thing. Then you have the Brad and Angie type couple who have like, you know, a bunch of kids, cheaper by the dozen style, and have yet to get married. #trendy.

Hmm, well I can't wait to see what this baby looks like! I'm sure he or she is just going to be adorable. Such a stunna. I am for one am very excited about it. To baby...uhh...Mila/Aston! May your name devoid that of a fruit, color, or direction! (Emphasis on the direction...color exception is obv Bey's Blue, obv).




Yeah, we're all happy for ya. 

Has Vogue Lost Its Credibility In Your Eyes?

Sure, Put Kimye On The Cover Of Vogue, But Like Who's Next? The Rich Kids Of Beverly Hills?!!  I mean...If Reality TV Stars Is What Vogue Is Going For Now...#Miz

Vogue's May Cover. 

Okay, so everyone had pretty aggressive reactions to the Kim and Kanye Vogue cover yesterday, even Anna Wintour herself. Anna tried to calm the storm of Vogue cover haters by expression how she came about the now infamous cover, and how she is actually a huge fan of Kimye. (HA, okay.)

"You may have read that Kanye begged me to put his fiancée on Vogue‘s cover...He did nothing of the sort." - Anna W. 

Yeah, yeah. Suuure, sure.  Though apparently the mag sold out, the reactions where majority backlash city.  The rest of us took to twitter to exclaim how we felt personally victimized by Vogue. Here are some of the fab tweets the mag's cover received:

Let's be real. That Vogue cover was like a slap in the face to anyone who believes in Vogue's legacy and what makes Vogue, Vogue. I mean, hello, its called the fashion Bible for a reason. You can't just throw anyone of the cover of the Bible. I mean, I'm sure God is pretty livid. He gets it. 

Celebs grace the cover of mags like Cosmo, Seventeen, or Elle, which are all amazing publications of course, but to be on the cover of Vogue, it's not only just a huge honor, and something that is only bestowed upon the best of the best, but it is a recognition of your great contribution to the public world. 

“Part of the pleasure of editing Vogue, one that lies in a long tradition of this magazine, is being able to feature those who define the culture at any given moment, who stir things up, whose presence in the world shapes the way it looks and influences the way we see it. I think we can all agree on the fact that that role is currently being played byKim and Kanye to a T" - Anna W. 

UM HOLD UP. I'm sorry, but have Kimye shaped the way we look at the world and influence how we see it?!! What exactly has Kim and Kanye's contribution to the world been? NOTHING. ZIP, zero. AAND that's where I lose credit for Anna.  

So, what do you think - because of this mag cover, has Vogue lost it's credibility in your eyes? Has the magazine that was once reserved for the exclusivity of the fashion elite, and the quote and quote A-lister's of Hollywood and fashion, now become downsized? 

I think this cover basically sends the message that as long as you have the right connections, have a lot of money, are famous for SOMETHING, whether you have pure talent or NOT, and just basque in the realm of eliteness, you can be on the cover of Vogue. It also sends the message to young girls that you don't really need to work hard, if you can make a sex tape, get a reality TV show, marry a rapper, then you are a SHOE-IN for Vogue. If you are famous, you can essentially have everything you want at a drop of a hat...aka, being on the cover of one of the most prestigious magazines in the world for NO reason at all, but the fact that you're famous for being famous, which also translates into famous for nothing, means you are Vogue material. That's it really. To me, the mag has lost its exclusive, allure along with all of it's meaning. So, if now, anyone can be on the cover of Vogue? Is it my turn yet?


Covers I'd rather read...







LOLzzz. 

Kimye on the cover of VOGUE?!! LITERALLY?!! #vom.

After SO Much Begging, How Much Money DO YOU THINK Kanye paid Anna Wintour for Him And Kim to finnnaaallly Grace The Cover of VOGUE?!! (After Wintour Previously Stated That It Would Never Happen...)

LIT...but that dress is flawless on her body...

Welp, There you have it. After so much begging CLEARLY Anna gave into whatever Kayne's demands were for his Queen to be on the April issue of the mag's cover. Congrats Kanye and Kim! It finally Paid Off. $$ OBV, because I think SOMEONE was def...paid off. Ugh, wouldn't you just LOVE to know what Kanye's demands were?! Like what he had to have said to Wintour?? Ugh, me too. Because it seemed pretty clear in October of 2013, that Kim was NOT ever going to grace the mag's cover because the cover was reserved for people of "talent" and "significant importance." What exactly has Kim done to become famous? NOTHING. Kanye - different story, obv, but Kim - sorry, nothing. 

So, the two love birds and soon to be husband and wife come this May, grace the cover with Kim in some statue-esc wedding dress and Kanye holding her from behind. Aw. Elegant? Sure. Regal? Kanye thinks so. (We ALL know he planned the whole shoot himself, like 100%).

Kim and Kanye are the first Vogue couple covers, and I'm thinking that has something to do with the so called "plan" that Kanye MUST have made with the Vogue editor. Kim by herself? Nahh. Kim AND the rap/fashion mogul? Suuure, sure. #justification. 

I also shadily think this might have something to do with little sister, and I guess now supermodel, Kendall. I mean, Kendall did shows from Marc Jacobs to Givenchy at fashion week last month, and Kendall was featured on Vogue.com. She was later spotted sitting front row, right next to Wintour at London Fashion week, just going about her day as if that wasn't probably the coolest and most important thing that's ever happened in her lifeeee. So, it was clear, Anna liked Kendall, Kim prob felt left out, Kim told Kanye, and Kanye...fixed it. That's just my theory. (But it makes like so much sense right?)

I'm not gonna lie, I am disappointed that Anna let her guard down and put them on it...and Kim TOTALLY wants to be Beyonce...likeee #miz

They may be the most obnoxious Hollywood couple there is out there right now, but whatever, I'm excited to see this wedding. 

"Help! My GF is Liiiterrraally Dying!"

LOL Like, Literally...

Welp, this video is hilariousss. I can personally relate to this video as I know most girls can because I don't know about you, but every time I watch anything Beyonce and when she's on TV, its only natural for me to just liiiterally die. Like, I CAN'T with Beyonce, obv. 

1. Superbowl half time performance...I can't. 

2. Her and Jay always be so fly...CAN'T. 

3. Super secret album that took everyone by surprise? LITERALLY CAN"T. #SURFBOARD. 

The girls reaction in the video is just like totally standard. Cuse grad, Sam Klemmer kills it as the oh-so-worried-and-tramatized boyfriend in this video "Help! My Girlfriend is Literrraally Dying!" I mean, it's like, so spot on...I can't. 

BETCHES LOVE THIS even got in on the action with this equally hilarious instagram....

The Answer IS ALWAYS D. 

Ri Ri and Drizzy

Rihanna and Drake Are Exclusivee!! Eeek! Ri Ri and Drizzy Have FOUND LOVE (in a hopeless place that IS the love triangle between them and Chris Brown...)

God, I miss that red hair...we ALL know how much I was obsessed...#rihannawigfordayz

Well, word on the street is that Rihanna and Drake have decided to become a couple! AH! After years of going back and forth between the crazy Christ Brown and the rapper, Drake, Rihanna has finally decided (I guess...)  that Drake is da ONE. YUP. She wants him to staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy. ;) Sorry, that HAD to be done. 

The couple UP in da club - killing it. LOOK at Drake's sweater?! amaze. 

Apparently the two have be gallivanting around Europe together, which is tres romantic and have been "virtually inseparable"  according to TMZ.com reports. We all know that Drake has been obsessed with Rihanna since god knows when, in fact when they made the "What's Ma Name" video a few years, aka back in the glory days of sophomore year, I was pretty sure they were getting it on after that video...I mean how could they not?! The chemistry was SO clear. It was like, right in front of our eyessss. It was def meant to be. Reps for Drake say that with this new burst of happiness in Drake's life, "he's in the best mood he's been in a long time." AWWW and like a dozen heart emojis!!! 

"Oh naah, naaah..." They're SO happy!!

Rihanna's ex, on the other hand, Chris Brown, is back in jail after apparently being thrown out of his Malibu rehab center for getting what reports are calling "too close to the women". Due to Brown's past with the abuse of former flame, Ri, the rehab facility wanted Brown to stay at least 2 feet away from the women at all times, and of course, that didn't happen. Ugh. What's his problem? he like, needs to stop beating up people to start and theeen maybe he won't get thrown in jail anymore? I don't know, it's worth a shot, CB. Get UR SHIZz TOGETHAA! I know your song is "Don't Wake Me Up," but like YA NEED TOO. 

For the CB Full Rehab Story CLICK HERE

Umm....#tbt??

Lindsay's List

So, I Think We Had Already Assumed That Lindsay Lohan Has Slept With MOST Of Hollywood, But Just To Confirm Our Suspicions...Now There's A List...#YES

I mean....

Okay, so like are we surprised about this so-called, shady list that has become available to the public with all of LL's former Hollywood flings?? I mean, no. We knew that the girl got around, but I guess it's the idea that now you can kinda see who is actually ON the list...that makes this more entertaining. 

Last night on E! News they were discussing who was on Lindsay's list and commentator, you all know my girl Ali Fedo--whatever who I just love like SO much, aka former EX Bachelorette - ? Yeah, well she was saying that this is basically all on Lindsay because it's childish and immature to keep a list of all the people that you have hooked up with...OKAY ALI. Like, maybe she just didn't want to admit that she slept with a certain number of Bachelor contestants on the ABC show...just saying. 

I'm just gonna say I disagree. Maybe you wanna look back on it someday and laugh, because let's be real, if anything you'll just laugh at your hook ups from way back when. ALSO they made their hook up list on Sex and City to see how  many men they had all slept with so like, it's really a common thing to do. Should you do it if you're an A-list celeb and it'll possibly fall into the wrong hands? UM, NO. Can you keep it on your phone under a weird name and only share it with your friends...yes. I mean, doesn't everyone do that? Scratch that - every GIRL I mean...?

I'm assuming this list came out now due to her recent pilot for her Lindsay Lohan Documentary on OWN, which is getting ripped on by everyone so,...I mean, perfect timing I guess. 

 

 

Here Are Some of the A Lister's That made Da Cut....

photo via E! News   LIT....

Justin Timberlake   OBV

James Franco   DUH 

Colin Ferrall  SEXII 

Wilmer Valderrama  REMEMBER HIM?!

Zac Efron   LOL

Max George  ONE DIRECTION... LOL

Joaquin Phoenix  UMM...

Jamie Dorian  LIKE HOW?! Hes NOT Even that famous yet...(50 Shades of Grey star)

Heath Ledger  UGH, RIP

Adam Levine   I MEAN OF COURSE 

For the rest, well, from what they could make and from what ISNT blurred out...

To View Da List Of Lindsay's Lover's Click HERE

LOL to LL...like then he started dating Demi? WTF Wilmer??!