rihanna goes topless for Lui Magazine

Nips OUT For Da Boyzzz! Rihanna TOO Racey for Instagram - Ri Poses Sans Clothes For Lui Magazine...(And NO We Don't Mean The Classic Arms-Across-The-Chest-Cover-UP) And Places Photos On Insta, Which Shortly Had to be Removed

Well, if you recall my former about Ri Ri taking over Paris Fashion Week, hitting up a club in a black netted blouse sans a bra and jussst NIPS, then I guess this won't really surprise you. Then again, if you know Rihanna at all, then this shouldn't surprise anyway.




photo via Lui Magazine

Who's that chick? Umm, it's Ri Ri naked.

So, if you were on Instagram last night looking through photos, (like I was), and stalking Rihanna, (like I was), then you would have seen the nude model pics before anyone...(like I did).  Yes, it is true. Rihanna just wrapped a provactive, yet tasteful and still fashion forward photo shoot for Lui Magazine where she poses topless on the mag's cover and LIT naked inside. If people were ready to go to war about Beyonce's thigh gap, then freaking WWIII is about to start over Ri's nips.
Now, don't think you can go to Rihanna's insta now and look because the nude photos that she uploaded to her insta page just a few days ago, reportedly had to be taken down as a violation against instagram rules. (I KNOW RIGHT?! You're totally thinking OH those rules are like a real thing...so, like don't ever put up nude pics I guess, even if you're a celeb and its for a magazine...). It's almost hilarious really, I mean Ri is offically TOO racey for insta...so she uploaded this insta as nice F@$K U.









 photo via Ri's instagram

LOL.


Now, obviously in America, people are like shocked because she's naked and whatever. Well, Lui is a popular, and super trendy French mag...so like, I don't think I need to explain further. In French, lui means he/her...but to us it just means RI RI is TOPLESS on the COVER of a mag (and inside da mag as well). We're just SO conservative about shizz in America, that we freak out at things like Angelia Jolie's split being likeee waaaay to far up her Oscar dress as her full leg is exposed, OR Beyonce not wearing pants on the cover of TIME. These things were considered umm "risque" and there are obv nooo nips showing...


Obviously in Europe, they are more confident about sexuality and what not and naked is normal. So, I mean, I feel it. I think she looks baller. Like go ahead with your bad self...#GoodGirlGoneBad #IMayBeBadButImPerfectlyGoodAtIt - I mean, tru.


OH, and as a heads up, Ri may have removed the pics from her insta...but they are ALL still on her twitter. Nice move Ri. 

To View Da Scandy Photos  CLICK HERE ...lol and people are mad at Beyonce? HA.

Beyonce Haters are The Mizest...

Haters Be Hatinn On Bey's Time Magazine Cover Because She Is Pantless...HA! If You're Hating On Queen Bey It's Cause You're OBV Jealous Of Her Time Magazine Thigh Gap...Be Honest...

photo via E! Online from TIME

LOOK MA - NO PANTS! Yup. That's basically what's on everyone's mind right now when it comes to Beyonce's TIME magazine cover. People are CRAZY. Like, let's totally ignore the fact that she was nominated for one of the world's most influential people and has literallly change the music industry one Bey Hive at a time. Like, yeah. Let's forget that and talk about how she has no pants on...LITERALLY?!! 

What's wrong with people?! The girl looks #flawless (obv), in a vintage bikini set channeling the days of Marilyn Monroe, with a fabulous sheer over lay. She looks simplistically sexy, yet conservative. I'm sorry, but she looks effortless chic, and stunning. I don't get why its such a big deal...like if the TIME magazine peeps wanted the girl in pants, she'd be wearing pants. Its NOT like she's in a freakin Sports Illustrated bikini!! I mean she looks classy and the white is if anything, innocent. There is LIT NOTHING risque about this photo so, like getttt OVVER IT. Honestly, I hope all these people who are criticizing Bey aren't going to da "On The Run" Show...just saying. #fakefans.

Besides the whole, being pantless thing, people were also saying a whole bunch of other miz things likeee she looks too skinny (she's not), her hair is way to blonde (I mean, its blonde most of the time), she looks white (I meannn but SHE'S NOT), and the ever SO classic finger point at her "skinny thigh." People are like, SO angered about her thigh gap. LOLzzz. Please. Beyonce is probably more fit than likeee anyone every the way she basically has to pop-lock-and-drop-it every second of the day. SHES FREAKIN TONED AS FOOK. I mean there was def some photo-shopping but like, that happens to everyone on a mag cover, so it's like, what do you want from her?? 

Being a Beyonce #Yonce hater, is actually the MIZEST. So don't be a hater, and just go buy your "On The Run" Tour tix.

#BowDown

On The Run With Bey and Jay

The Queen and King of Hip Hop Have Announced Their Tour Dates!!! Jay and Bey "ON DA RUN" aka Bonnie and Clyde Killing It...Check Out the Dates in da Luckkyyy Cities HERE!

 

 

 photo via NY Daily News


The tour of the year has been announced! That's right. Jay and Bey's "On The Run" is actually, and literally, and amazingly OFFICIAL. We could all rejoice to the heavens for allowing this amazing duo to exist and for their greatness to create concerts like these on earth. AHH, yes. Amen sister friend. The tour will kick off in Miami (obv) on June 25th and then end in San Fransisco on July on Aug 5th. YES. They will legit be touring in 16 cities ALL summma long. They are even gonna over lap with Jay's Made in America (which like I am convinced that they're gonna show up too). Their "On the Run" show will be in LA on Aug 2nd...aka the same day as Made in America. Well, since Bey and Jay were in Philly last year for MIA, I wouldn't be surprised in they made an LA cameo at the festival. I know you're thinking well, how are they going to do that if they have another show to do?  HA. THEY CAN DO ANYTHINGGG. They're litterallly Gods. I wouldn't under estimate the power of what IS Bey and Jay greatness #HOVA.

Tickets go on sale exclusively today for members of Beyonce's "BeyHive" (likee I didn't know this existed but now I'm like ALL over it...). And general tickets for us commoners (but at the same time loyal subjects of of the Bey and Jay monarchy), will go on sale this FRIDAY. I REPEAT - THIS FRIDAY. 

 

Oh, but if you're a CHASE costumer...they go on sale for you tomorrow. Like, do I need switch banks right NOW?!  Thanks BofA...#miz

Perez Hilton listed the concert dates on his site this morning so to check out which cities Bonnie and Clyde are about to take ovaaa CLICK HERE


Get ON your ticket game everyone...I know I will be.

The Most Beautiful Person.

Lupita Being Named "Most Beautiful" Is Truly the Most Beautiful Thing. Congratulations To My Girl, and People's Most Beautiful Person of 2014 - Lupita Nyoung'o 

photo via People

Lupita Nyoung'o is named People's most beautiful and honestly, that's really all I have to say about that. She radiates beauty inside and out. She is an inspiration and a talent. Congrats to her and everything 2014 has brought her! You are truly an amazing human being. Can we be friends now? I won't try and steal the spotlight from you...I swear...#NOTpossible. I mean, it's not she needed people to tell her she was the most beautiful person, but likeee, we're glad they did.

Avril's Awful Music Video...Hello Kitty? Why?

"Hello Kitty, You're So Pretty..." WHAT AVRIL?!! LITERALLY?! Here Are My 7 Reason Why Avril's New Video Is Truly "Complicated"...Not To Mention #MIZ

photo via Billboard

First off, I'd begin by stating that Avirl Lavigne is now 29 years old. Got that? Okay, cool, cool. So, lets let that simmer for likeee a few minutes. 

(So now, in your head you're thinking jeezz she's 29?! How old am I?! How old was I when Sk8ter Boi came out?! When was the last time I listened to a Nickelback song?! Yes...I def used to listen to Nickelback songs..."This is how you remind me...of what I am really ammm!!" WOAH, where did that come from? Yikes.) 

SEE! Really the only thing that I took from this video is literally ALL those questions that were running through my head...

So Avril just released this new song/video and it's everywhere. BUT like, in a bad way. From Billboard, to BuzzFeed, to E! Online, everyone is basically saying that this is the weirdest/MIZEST video we've all ever seen. Billboard calls it: "an embarrassment in every language." Ouch. So, Why? Well, because it's TOO MUCH and no one really gets it. Here's my list of things that are just so wrong about this whole concept of what Avril is calling a music video: 

photo via clipartbest.com

Is she givin' this cat a bad name...? I feel likee Hello Kitty is personally offended

1. The song is called "Hello Kitty", but has nothing to do with the Hello Kitty franchise - YET, Avril is clearly dancing around in what is apparently Japan since she randomly starts blurting out random ass Japanese phrases with her Japanese background dancers as if this is like an ad for harajuku girls...

2. There's like a whole lot of pink, for someone who normally only wears back, and cupcakes, and candies, and then sushi?? Like randomly in the music video, while she is wearing some tulle, cupcake skirt which is hideous (OBV), this little Japanese chef makes her a sushi roll. Like what?? So, we're basically watching Avril eat sushi...but who WANTS TO SEE THAT?! At least toss back some saki? Besides the Japanese phrases is this like the clear evidence that she is in Japan and not the sushi place down the street? 

3. What IS her outfit aaaand her hair?! I don't get it. BuzzFeed joked that she now has a Skrillex hair do - lolz, but actually. EXCEPT hers obv has like bubble gum pink and blue highlights in it...again, why? Then she's wearing some AWK  zip up (its prob Juicy, letzz be real), over that miz cupcake skirt with black garters!! Is that supposed to be sexy?!! There is NOTHING sexy about those little blue framed glasses either. She's still rocking all dat emo eyeliner though....

4. What IS the genre of music??! Like you def watched the video or heard the song and tried to figured out what type of music this was...like she's not really singing shes just kinda talking to us about some pretty kitty and then all the sudden it like turns into house music while she's eating sushi...WHAT?! Is this her new spin on rock and roll?! She had her guitar like ONCE, maybe to remind us? I think this questionable genre of music is the element that makes this video so complicated, like I'm stressed thinking this much about it. 

5. Although, BuzzFeed shows us on Wiki that Avril's new song is placed under the genres of dubstep and techno pop...NOOOO!!!! No. No. Like, where is the head-banging-rock-and-roll?! Like literally, Avril is just bouncing around, not really dancing, but when she dances its like mad awkward dancing, and I'm just so confused. 

6. Maybe she's taking some inspiration from Katy Perry/ Gwen Stefani?? But the video is still like a Katy Perry movie video on Japanese cupcake, Hello Kitty crack...#vom. It really just looks like one of those video games or just a bad nightmare...

7.  Her Nickelback husband, Chad Kroeger, helped her write it. I know, I know. You're thinking STOP right there. What were the TWO OF THEM THINKING?! There is no heavy, miz, rock and roll anywhere in this music video. Like, does this represent the ray of sunshine that has entered their former emo lives? Was it Chad's idea for her to wear that skirt?! And why does it take TWO people to write "Hello Kitty, You So Pretty" in the first place?! WHO IS THE KITTY?! Is it Chad??? Ugh, I can't. 

Avril's video has been taken down off YouTube due to copy right issues, so if ya haven't seen the music video OR you need to watch it again, because it just that appalling, you can watch it HERE on her website. 

Laura and Tom?

REAL TALK: Orange Is The New...Top Gun? Lolzz. What's Really Going On With Tom Cruise and Laura Prepon??

photo via The LA Times

Well it looks like the Scientology gods have brought Tom Cruise another mate. For the past few days, rumors have been spreading that the Top Gun/Mission Impossible star has been secretly dating former That 70's Show and current Orange is da New Black actress, Laura Prepon. GASP. But, for real, actually GASP because, I mean...Laura Prepon practices Scientology?!! Back up - hold da phone. Serious question: Like WHAT IS SCIENTOLOGY?! Maybe I'm just stupid, but I don't get it. AND all those little Scientology chapels freak me out. The one in NYC near Broadway...I can't. Gives me da willies. 

Annnnyways, I guess as practicing scientologists, (like is that even a word?!)  the two have come together. According to US Weekly, the rumors that the two had started seeing each other goes back to last Nov when the two were spotted on what looked like a dinner date in LA. Well, despite being seen together at a few events, sources are now saying that the two are NOT dating. Prepon has recently stated in an interview that the rumors are false. She has also addressed the matter of being a huge supporter of the LBGT community as a practicing scientologist. Apparently, rumors have also been swarming that scientologist are majority anti-gay, so Prepon is a contradiction by playing a lez on TV and supporting the community, but she has also fought against those rumors saying that scientologists are not anti-gay and she is proud of the character that she plays on TV. 

On THAT note, let's jump da gun to Prepon's show. OITNB returns this summer and Laura is signed on to appear in four episodes. She explains in a recent interview with the Daily Beast  that she had a scheduling conflict with the second season of the show, which is why she will not appear as frequently as she had  in the prior season. But Laura gushes about how much she loves the show and her character, and if the show is picked up for a Season 3, she is already on board.



photo via Daily Beast


I'm too excited for the new season! Can't wait. We'll just have to see how long these Tom Cruise rumors last...I mean if I don't see Tom Cruise jumping on a sofa expressing his love for her any time soon, then I'm gonna say its not happening. I wanna make a Mission Impossible joke right now, but I won't. Too easy.

photo via ABC.com
Like, maybe Tom should just date Oprah...?

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay...

SPOILER ALERT: Lindsay Lohan Reveals On The Season Finale of Her " Reality Show" That She Had A Miscarriage...

photo via E! Online

Well, this is news. I personally do not watch Lindsay's new reality show on Oprah's OWN, but I have heard that its somewhat entertaining. And by entertaining I mean, people love watching the train wreck that is LL. I mean, LL being a tad on the loopy side isn't really news to anyone, but her reality show just puts it ALL out there where she has break downs, and freak outs, and cries, cries, cries. #TeenageDramaQueen OH wait, too bad she's like almost 30. JK!!

So, if you happen to be like an avid fan of the show...(I'd be like wait - really?), I'm sorry I ruined the special ending for ya. In a recent E! Online article, Lindsay admits that no one knew about the whole miscarriage thing and that it was something that was really taking a toll on her...as expected. Although, of course, there is no mention of who the father was or could have been. Which brings me to my next thing -- let's take it back to the umm big reveal of Lindsay's SEX LIST. Oh yeah. That was juicy shizz. 

Lindsay's sex list came out about a month ago, where we all found out who the actress had slept with...and let's be real, everyone on that list we totally expected. Like, you were shocked when the list came out, but then you weren't shocked when you read it. I mean I was just going through each line like obv, obv, obv, OH OBV. Like, totally not shocked...

Don't remember the celebs on her list? CLICK HERE for a LL Sex List Recap

Apart from the miscarriage news, Lindsay also sat down and addressed the sexxxy list matter. Lindsay's sex list was sprawled out on the cover of In Touch Magazine. The list featured 36 Hollywood lovass. (Solid number).  Lindsay, like anyone else said that the list coming out was of course, embarrassing, yet she says she pities the person who did release the list and that they are desperate. I mean, well sure, but $$$$$. That person  made bank.



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Like Do YOU remember the song Rumors?!! Cause I do...

Lindsay further explains that during her time in rehab at the Betty Ford center, she had to make a list of all the people she had umm been with, because it just so happens to be one of the steps in the 12 step program. The concept of the "sexual inventory" is a step in the process of recuperating. (That's probably something we should all do.) She explains that she had made the list for her sponsor at the time. SOO, how did the list get out? Who knows, but if it was her sponsor...that's likeee kinda miz not to mention f@*ked UP. 

Well, we can all only hope that Lindsay gets back to normal, but I feel as though we have been hoping that for awhile now...hmm. Will there be a season 2 of her show? I feel like that's debatable, but maybe in this down time, she can work on getting her shiz together. Hey, I stick by LL every since the rivalry days of her and Hilary Duff, LOL. Classic. Team Lindzz fo sho.