rihanna goes topless for Lui Magazine

Nips OUT For Da Boyzzz! Rihanna TOO Racey for Instagram - Ri Poses Sans Clothes For Lui Magazine...(And NO We Don't Mean The Classic Arms-Across-The-Chest-Cover-UP) And Places Photos On Insta, Which Shortly Had to be Removed

Well, if you recall my former about Ri Ri taking over Paris Fashion Week, hitting up a club in a black netted blouse sans a bra and jussst NIPS, then I guess this won't really surprise you. Then again, if you know Rihanna at all, then this shouldn't surprise anyway.




photo via Lui Magazine

Who's that chick? Umm, it's Ri Ri naked.

So, if you were on Instagram last night looking through photos, (like I was), and stalking Rihanna, (like I was), then you would have seen the nude model pics before anyone...(like I did).  Yes, it is true. Rihanna just wrapped a provactive, yet tasteful and still fashion forward photo shoot for Lui Magazine where she poses topless on the mag's cover and LIT naked inside. If people were ready to go to war about Beyonce's thigh gap, then freaking WWIII is about to start over Ri's nips.
Now, don't think you can go to Rihanna's insta now and look because the nude photos that she uploaded to her insta page just a few days ago, reportedly had to be taken down as a violation against instagram rules. (I KNOW RIGHT?! You're totally thinking OH those rules are like a real thing...so, like don't ever put up nude pics I guess, even if you're a celeb and its for a magazine...). It's almost hilarious really, I mean Ri is offically TOO racey for insta...so she uploaded this insta as nice F@$K U.









 photo via Ri's instagram

LOL.


Now, obviously in America, people are like shocked because she's naked and whatever. Well, Lui is a popular, and super trendy French mag...so like, I don't think I need to explain further. In French, lui means he/her...but to us it just means RI RI is TOPLESS on the COVER of a mag (and inside da mag as well). We're just SO conservative about shizz in America, that we freak out at things like Angelia Jolie's split being likeee waaaay to far up her Oscar dress as her full leg is exposed, OR Beyonce not wearing pants on the cover of TIME. These things were considered umm "risque" and there are obv nooo nips showing...


Obviously in Europe, they are more confident about sexuality and what not and naked is normal. So, I mean, I feel it. I think she looks baller. Like go ahead with your bad self...#GoodGirlGoneBad #IMayBeBadButImPerfectlyGoodAtIt - I mean, tru.


OH, and as a heads up, Ri may have removed the pics from her insta...but they are ALL still on her twitter. Nice move Ri. 

To View Da Scandy Photos  CLICK HERE ...lol and people are mad at Beyonce? HA.

Beyonce Haters are The Mizest...

Haters Be Hatinn On Bey's Time Magazine Cover Because She Is Pantless...HA! If You're Hating On Queen Bey It's Cause You're OBV Jealous Of Her Time Magazine Thigh Gap...Be Honest...

photo via E! Online from TIME

LOOK MA - NO PANTS! Yup. That's basically what's on everyone's mind right now when it comes to Beyonce's TIME magazine cover. People are CRAZY. Like, let's totally ignore the fact that she was nominated for one of the world's most influential people and has literallly change the music industry one Bey Hive at a time. Like, yeah. Let's forget that and talk about how she has no pants on...LITERALLY?!! 

What's wrong with people?! The girl looks #flawless (obv), in a vintage bikini set channeling the days of Marilyn Monroe, with a fabulous sheer over lay. She looks simplistically sexy, yet conservative. I'm sorry, but she looks effortless chic, and stunning. I don't get why its such a big deal...like if the TIME magazine peeps wanted the girl in pants, she'd be wearing pants. Its NOT like she's in a freakin Sports Illustrated bikini!! I mean she looks classy and the white is if anything, innocent. There is LIT NOTHING risque about this photo so, like getttt OVVER IT. Honestly, I hope all these people who are criticizing Bey aren't going to da "On The Run" Show...just saying. #fakefans.

Besides the whole, being pantless thing, people were also saying a whole bunch of other miz things likeee she looks too skinny (she's not), her hair is way to blonde (I mean, its blonde most of the time), she looks white (I meannn but SHE'S NOT), and the ever SO classic finger point at her "skinny thigh." People are like, SO angered about her thigh gap. LOLzzz. Please. Beyonce is probably more fit than likeee anyone every the way she basically has to pop-lock-and-drop-it every second of the day. SHES FREAKIN TONED AS FOOK. I mean there was def some photo-shopping but like, that happens to everyone on a mag cover, so it's like, what do you want from her?? 

Being a Beyonce #Yonce hater, is actually the MIZEST. So don't be a hater, and just go buy your "On The Run" Tour tix.

#BowDown

On The Run With Bey and Jay

The Queen and King of Hip Hop Have Announced Their Tour Dates!!! Jay and Bey "ON DA RUN" aka Bonnie and Clyde Killing It...Check Out the Dates in da Luckkyyy Cities HERE!

 

 

 photo via NY Daily News


The tour of the year has been announced! That's right. Jay and Bey's "On The Run" is actually, and literally, and amazingly OFFICIAL. We could all rejoice to the heavens for allowing this amazing duo to exist and for their greatness to create concerts like these on earth. AHH, yes. Amen sister friend. The tour will kick off in Miami (obv) on June 25th and then end in San Fransisco on July on Aug 5th. YES. They will legit be touring in 16 cities ALL summma long. They are even gonna over lap with Jay's Made in America (which like I am convinced that they're gonna show up too). Their "On the Run" show will be in LA on Aug 2nd...aka the same day as Made in America. Well, since Bey and Jay were in Philly last year for MIA, I wouldn't be surprised in they made an LA cameo at the festival. I know you're thinking well, how are they going to do that if they have another show to do?  HA. THEY CAN DO ANYTHINGGG. They're litterallly Gods. I wouldn't under estimate the power of what IS Bey and Jay greatness #HOVA.

Tickets go on sale exclusively today for members of Beyonce's "BeyHive" (likee I didn't know this existed but now I'm like ALL over it...). And general tickets for us commoners (but at the same time loyal subjects of of the Bey and Jay monarchy), will go on sale this FRIDAY. I REPEAT - THIS FRIDAY. 

 

Oh, but if you're a CHASE costumer...they go on sale for you tomorrow. Like, do I need switch banks right NOW?!  Thanks BofA...#miz

Perez Hilton listed the concert dates on his site this morning so to check out which cities Bonnie and Clyde are about to take ovaaa CLICK HERE


Get ON your ticket game everyone...I know I will be.