Jay Z accepts Kanye's Best Man Offer....#N*ggasInParis

YO Solange, Imma Let You Finish...BUT Jay Z Finaally Accepted Kanye's Offer to Be His Best Man - Thanks to Baby North And The "Nori Clause" #BallSoHard

 

Alright, who's ready to watch the throne at the alter?!! Oh wait - JK. We WONT be watching what goes down at the alter...that's right. Apart from all the shiz that Jay Z has been dealing with with Bey's sister Solange, he has formally accepted Kanye's offer to be his best man at his upcoming wedding to Kim. (Kim announced last week that the members of her wedding party will just be her sisters).  Ooooh, does Paris know what it's in for? The French are DEF gonna hate us more than they already do.

Now, why is this a big deal/ why do we care? Well Jay and Beyoncé had originally stated that they obv wanted to attend the wedding, but not if it meant being on television...aka on E! Aka on a reality show...which, is obviously beneath hip hop royalty OBV.  As it should be. But thanks to a little something called "The Nori Clause," in Kim/Kanye's "Keeping Up" contact which yes, I'm SO serious about, the couple do NOT have to film anything for the reality show that has to do with baby Nori and seeing as though Nori is in the wedding...that counts as something with baby Nori which means, they do NOT have to film it.

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She's likee SO cute doe...#daddysgirl

Therefore, Kanye wins! He gets to have his best man, and the wedding doesn't have to be apart of the reality series. Yes! Cause let's be real, Kanye def did NOT want to be on TV either...I bet Kim is like kinda miz about it because after all, the show IS HER CAREER and this is supposedly the most important day of her life, (for the third time) but, whatever Kanye wants, he gets. He's def the diva in the relationship, which I realize is def a relationship of two divas. Welp, I hope Kanye and Jay sing Otis as the wedding song...too much?

Nah...

Best bitches in Paris.

One thing that I do find funny though, is that while Kanye and Jay z are attached at the hip, Beyoncé and Kim are likeee...not. The two are clearly cordial because of their men, but they are by no means besties.

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Bey and Kim = AWK city...

Just recently Beyoncé and Kim bumped into each other at the same dermatologist office and it was reported that the two said hello, shared a quick friendly embrace, made small talk aaaaand that was it. Obviously Kim wants to suck up to Bey, mainly cause she wants to be her, and for career reasons, but I just advise Kim not to try so hard it's not like Jay or Bey are gonna produce an album for you...anyone remember that ONE time when Kim came out with the WORST single ever?!! 

I do...

Buuuut, just in case you don't...

Solange Knowles Physically Abuses Jay Z In An Elevator?!! What?!!!!!

SOLANGE KNOWLES Tries To BEAT UP  JAY Z In An Elevator At A MET Gala After Party - LIKE WHATTT?!!!!!!! I CAN'T...(but, like Lol??)

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A funny photo of the two sisters snaps at The Standard Hotel Met Gala after party...right before shiiiz went down in the elevator...#yikes


If there is one thing I CANNOT WITH....IT'S THIS. I don't even know what to think. LIKE THIS IS LITERALLY SO CRAZY. It's SO crazy actually, it's actually kinda hilarious...

According to a recent TMZ report, APPARENTLY, last week at one of the MET Gala after parties at the Top of the Standard Hotel, Jay Z, Bey, and Solange entered an elevator together...okay, okay. Seconds into the elevator ride...Solange ATTACKS Jay by like freakinggg out and trying to KICK and swing at him!!! WHY? We don't know. Maybe she's had it with the famous couple?? It'd be hard to be Bey's sister doe...ANYWAYS, a bodyguard tried to control the madness and apparently was reported pushing the emergency stop button to stop the ride...hmmm sketcky??

The threesome was then spotted leaving the hotel together, but in TMZ photos you can see that Solange walks ahead and looks like kinda pissed...like something DEF went down in that elevator...like you don't go around hitting Jay Z for no reason...

TMZ released the WHOLE story with their video coverage  from this crazzzzy ass report CLICK HERE. The video footage is something you GOTTA SEE...




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Bey and Jay heading towards the scene of the crime...da elevators...

The Worst Dressed A La Met Gala aka MIZ

Obviously, Everyone A La MET Gala Was Beautiful...Buuuut, Not All The Dresses Were. Just In Case You Forgot, Here Are Le Worst Dressed AKA The Most MIZ Dressed From The MET Red Carpet...

The Disney Princesses 

Sandra Dee

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Yup, it looks like Cinderella's ball gown. Actually, no. Cinderella's ball gown is like, a little more tame than this. Don't you agree? I don't even know the designer of this, I couldn't find it, but I guess it's probably for the best...

Katie Holmes 

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Oh Katie, Katie, Katie. Well, I mean I don't hate this dress, it's Marchesa so it's like super elegant and grand, but on Kate, I'm gonna agree with Buzzfeed and pretty much everyone else and go ahead and say that she looks like Belle...from Beauty and the Beast. Like, she doesn't look bad, she just looks like a Disney character. It's fine. Whatevs. It happens. 

The LITerally WTF Dresses...Like, we seriously DO NOT get it 

Kate Upton 

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Sooo....I mean...I don't know where to begin. This dress is Dolce and Gabanna. Yup. I don't EVEN KNOW. It's SO bad. Like WHAT?!! Like, people were joking that she was dressed up to celebrate cinqo de mayo, but it looks like she's celebrating day of the dead to me. I mean the hat thing?!!! She literaaally looks like a gothic Chiquita Banana woman. There's just too much going on with the black lace, and the corset, and the candy-looking jewelry, and the hat. Ugh, I can't. I think this IS worst dressed. Sorry, Kate. Stick to the bikinis. 

Kristen Stewart 

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All of these pieces are like really intricate and very pretty, seperately. Together...it just kinda looks like a mess with feathers glued onto it and a sparklie sheer add on at the bottom. This is a Chanel dress, Kirsten always tends to rock Chanel things, but this is like kinda miz. It also looks super fall. Like, it's May! It's spring! I know you're not happy about much, but this would have been the time to try. 

Lala Anthony 

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When I was in the 2nd or 3rd grade, can't remember now, but we did a Magic School Bus musical. Remember the Magic School Bus...Mrs. Frizzle? Yeah. Good times. Well, in the play, the magic school bus takes the kids to space and the go to all the planets. On Mars, the encounter the one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple, people eaters. And there was a fun song and everything. I was cast as a purple-people-eater and I was like SO MIZ about it...mainly cause I had to wear ALL purple and that was miz. Well, I'm sorry but Lala's outfit takes me back...back to my purple-people-eater costume, which is probably one of the more miz things I've done in life. LOL. This outfit is a huge NO. 

Maggie G. 

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Hmmm. A lot of things going through my mind right now. Virgin Sucides, That 70's Show, The Brady Bunch, OH the current season of Mad Men....yeah. All of these. This dress is straight out of a 1970's wardrobe closet. Like maybe that's what she's going for, but ehhh. Not glam enough. You can wear this walking down the street. I'm all about vintage, but there needs to be some vintage glam  on this red carpet. ( Reference Dita and Blake...who is obv, behind her...awk). 

Rita Ora

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Obv I love Rita, who is still dating Calvin Harris apparently - nice, but WHAT IS THIS? Well, I know its Donna Karen, but I mean, sorry just No. I feel like there is no need to go into detail about it...

PRADA's Problemzz 

SOOO. Prada, like Stella McCartney, dressed a group of celebs for the MET Gala, but unlike Stella, most of the Prada girls ended up on various worst dressed list...soo Prada what was uppp? Like, WHY did this happen? I honestly don't hate any of the dresses, I mean this whole Prada collection looks like kinda broken mosaics with all the embellishments OR kinda like a Gustav Klimt painting, which I LOVE, but maybe not for the Met Gala. Ugh. Sui. Let's take a look. 

Classic Gustav Klimt Painting.

Problem 1 - Gabrielle Union 

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Prob 2 - Brie Larson 

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Prob 3 - Margot Robbie

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Prob 4 - Sarah Paulson

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Annnnd Finally, Lupita

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Sol,  Lupita can do no wrong in my eyes. When I first saw her on the red carpet, I was like UGH NO, what IS that?! Buuut, then I saw this picture. And this picture is everything. Like, she's been best dressed for everything since 12 Years A Slave hit theaters, not to mention the People's Most Beautiful, so I'm thinking, she just wanted to have some fun with this MET gala. It's her first one, we all already know she's amazing, whatever. So, is this Lupita's best look? No. Did she do Prada right the first time at the Oscar's? Yes. SO, that's all I really care about.