Monday, August 25, 2014

Miz Factor's VMA Recap! #BeyAM's

Because We're All Going To Wake Up Every Morning And Re-Watch Beyonce's #VMA Performance...Our MTV VMA RECAP! The Best Moments AND Best Dressed!

So, last night in LA at The Forum, the 2014 VMA's happened and boy did they happen. There were a lot of performances, some standard controversy, some outlandish outfits, and some memorable moments. All in all, everything made for a great VMA performance that will be constantly replayed and replayed on MTV for like the next month, so don't worry if you missed it. And if you did miss you and you just wanna be in da loop, well that's what we're here for. So, let's recap this video music award thang sha'll we?


THE RED CARPET BEST LOOKS 

 

 Jlo.  I mean literally, does she age?! I can't this was stunning.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



Iggy. Versace, Versace. Metalic Versace. Killed it. #Fancy



Victoria. Fun outfit. Fun purse. I've seen her in person, she's perf. So, I really don't care what she wears honestly. 


























Nicki. This sequined, leopard print mini was so perfect because it was like tasteful for Nicki. 







Taylor. Now, this was interesting, but I put her in "best" because of her LEGZZZ. It's like BYE everyone else's legs. 


























Jessie J. Well, this whimsical. Kinda looked like bride maid's dress, but I didn't hate it.





Miley. Rocker chic. I dig the black and the leather crop with hammer style pants paired with mirror metallic heels. FAB.






Rita. Classic beauty with some red hot sizzle. Def don't hate it. Side boob? Nah, side thigh tho.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



Demi. Red hot round 2. I think Demi looked pretty darn sophisticated in this number. Way to jazz it and class it up.


Kelly. Shes pregnant! And looks so stunning this pale sequin number. Aww.

 


Sarah. Edgy as fook. Simple and hot. I feel you.

 

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Gwen. Gwen made made her first VMA apparance since 2005 and she looked AMAZE in her own L.A.M.B get up. Hot pink - HOLLA back.




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Katy and Riff Raff.  Would I like this normally? No. But, I loved the throwback to Britt Britt and Justin's 2001 demin VMA ensembles. Amazing. #Versace.



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Beyonce. I mean, #BeyAMs.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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THE VMA BEST MOMENTS (and by best we also means the worst that were so awkward, they were great...)




Rita Ora's look during Nicki's Minaj's "Anaconda" performance...Lol, I mean yeah. Don't worry Rita we were all in anaconda shock. 















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Nicki's wardrobe malfunction during her "Bang, Bang" performance... welp she still killed it. The show must go on...post Anaconda or not.

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Sam Smith. You can def stay with me.












  
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Jay Pharaoh's Kanye impression and imfamous quote: "Kim and I are SO next level we named our daughter after an airplane that doesn't event exist anymore! " LOLzzz HIALR. Literallly died. He's too much.




OITNB cast looking flawless in...black. The Emmy nominated threesome looked stunning as the presented last night.

 
 

Kardashian's texting during Common's moment of silence for Ferguson...sick. Doesn't this kinda contradict Kanye's wholeee "George Bush doesn't care about black people thing?" Umm...I don't know. Just saying...awkies.


















Ariana Grande and Big Sean backstage caught holding hands...OH?! I mean...does this really mean anything? Probs not. BUT...maybe. Then again, do we care?







The really, and I mean really aggressive TRUTH ads against smoking...SO AWk.




I mean...yeah, considering all the celebs you're showing smoking are at the VMA's right now, but it's fine. Super awk, but great music doe. I'll give them that.



Miley's "date" Jesse accepting the video of the year award on Miley's behalf and spreading awareness about the homeless youth in Hollywood.




Yeah, this was touching. It's nice to see celeb's like Miley using her celebrity power for good...as opposed to twerking I guess...Nice job Miles! 



I mean, this Jesse kid...is kinda attractive. Is that just me? It may just be his model smolder in this pic...but, I don't know. I sense big things.


 

AND finally...


BEYONCE'S VMA PERFORMACE. Girl Shut. It. Down. It. Was. Epic. She. IS. FLAWLESS. Flawless actually doesn't even really describe what happened on stage...some one invent a new word for Beyonce performances PLEASE!


 This happened.



 Then this happned. Beyonce crying, me crying. It's all the same really. 


THEN...all of this. 




Baby Blue clapping and saying "Mommy, Mommy!" as Bey accepted the VMA's honorary moon man award....LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER. I cried...I mean it's hard not to when there's SO much Beyonce emotion on the stage, ya know? It was beautiful.


 SIDE NOTE to da haters:

To ALL the Carter family haters, those who were spreading mad hate and posting negative comments about the Carters being called the "Royal Family" (I mean...they are though...), it's cool. You hate on them, so we're just gonna hate on YOU. We don't accept mad ignorance and racist attitudes towards some of, if not the hardest working and most successful working couple within the entertainment industry today. I mean sure, you don't have to loooove Beyonce (even though, how could you not?), but its absurd not to respect and acknowledge her unbelievable talents, legacy, and the musical empire she has built as solo artist. OH, and Jay too. Obv. Sorry haters, but you have ZERO grounds.


Just #BowDown Bitches. 


SO, that was the VMA's 2014. We OUT.




Tuesday, August 19, 2014

ALS For Ben Affleck

But Likee Have you SEEN Ben Affleck's Ice Bucket Challenge Video?!! #TooCute 

 

 


SOO, Tyler Perry called out a few celebs and challenge them to do the Ice Bucket challenge, one of those celebs being Ben Affleck. While Ben challenges a great list of celebs "who look good in wet tee shirts," such as Neil Patrick Harris and Matt Damon, his ice bucket is by far like the CUTEST! Like, I was touched...nothing wins over an ice bucket video like family...awww.

I wanna be Jen Garner. #miz

I also want some way to include "Argo-fuck yourself" into this post...no? 



You get 'em Ben...and Jen...and kidz.

I'm so ready to watch Neil's video tho...

Friday, August 15, 2014

North's Chanel Ad...OH

It's Not Right To Hate A Baby, But North West Is Rocking CHANEL Annnd You Know You Be Hatinn....











Welp, this JUST IN. Baby North West has her first, LOL her first, I mean...she's a baby I don't even know what I'm saying when I say "first." She's only ONE years old, she hasn't even had to many firsts yet, but this one...OOH MAN. North has a CHANEL AD! YUP.  Well, kinda. But still. North recently posed, I mean cause she's a model, styled in Chanel for the famous CR Fashion Book. This 1 year old baby is straight up chilling with Karl, Kimmy, in Kanye rocking some damn expensive quilted leather. And you thought you were jealous of her her Givenchy wardrobe....well Kim and Kanye just slapped you across the face (obv with a Chanel bag) and said THINK AGAIN!

I can just hear Kanye now: "Look at ma baby girl go. SUP BLUE!" Ahh yes. North will be daddy's girl I'm sure. Materalistic and outspoken. Lovely. And then if she gets Kim's diva genes....well, this baby is gonna be one to look out for.


"Like father, like mother....ugh, these pics are like SO cute tho..." miz. 


Blue is def gonna be more well behaved, Bey and Jay will install those morals.
















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 North tho? ...ehhh I don't know. But like will Blue and North be friends?!! Or will Blue be forever jealous of North's Chanel ad?! Ugh this is tough. Just what will the future bring?

















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But in all seriousness, North is like SO cute. I can't. Like, you wanna hate her because she's the baby of the two most materialistic and vain people on da planet, buuuut then you look at her little face and your likee OHMIGOSH, that IS a baby. The cutest of babies. Like you'd think Gerber would be all of her, but let's be real. Your cute baby being the Gerber baby is so old news. Now, your baby being the Chanel baby...that's hot. (I can say "that's hot" again right because Kim and Paris are friends again? #Ibizarumors).

Ahh yes, I can't wait to see what North is gonna look like when she gets older. Like will she keep her cute face?! Well, I know one thing. She sure as hell will be carrying mad Chanel bags. #fancy.


"We don't cuuuuur thooo" Lolzz. #serfboard





Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Our Tribute To Robin And Lauren

Death Of The Hollywood Golden Age: Our Tribute 

To Robin And Lauren 

 

ROBIN WILLIAMS

It's always hard to say goodbye to a friend.



When I heard that our on screen hero, our Hollywood best friend died on Monday...I screamed in my car. I realize that this is starting off super miz, but this was indeed probably the mizest news not only for Hollywood, but for everyone who had be touched by one of Robin's many and beloved characters.

Around 7:15 - 7:20 pm social media went nuts. While everyone online was quoting and remembering Robin, the one tweet that made me tear up - the Academy's picture of Genie hugging Aladdin with the quote: "Genie you're free." Cue the sobbing emoji. Within seconds that tweet and image went viral. I even re-grammed it myself. While Robin played many roles from his Academy Award winning role as Sean McGuire in Good Will Hunting to the crazy scientist who created Flubber, the genie in Aladdin will always my heart. I am openly a Disney movie fanatic, so I may be basis, but the iconic character pretty much defined my childhood. The genie's comedy is SO hilarious, even today I can't help but crack up when I watch Aladdin, not to mention cry a little when Al and genie have to say goodbye. I was like SOO excited to Aladdin on Broadway and now I'm like so miz to see it. It's even hard to watch Mrs. Doubtfire and not wanna cry, but you can't help but laugh.

All the celebrity tributes and sentiments are incredibly chilling and beautiful. From Ben Affleck and Matt Damon to Conan O'Brien breaking the news live on his show. Everyone in some way feels this loss. 

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Some people think its weird to mourn over some one you didn't know personally, but while many of probably didn't know Robin personally you knew him as

Genie - Aladdin














John Keating - Dead Poet's Society





Peter - Hook













Mrs. Doubtfire















Alan Parrish - Jumanji













Jack

















Sean McGuire - Good Will Hunting











Teddy Roosevelt - Night At The Museum



Patch Adams



...and so many more.

To the guy who always made me laugh, the funny man and iconic actor who inspired many, rest in peace to one of Hollywood's brightest stars.




1998 Academy Awards.




LAUREN BACALL






When people think of Hollywood glam and what it meant to be a star in the golden age of Hollywood, you think - Lauren Bacall. At the age of just 19, like see ya, Lauren made her on screen debut with dream boat Humphrey Bogart in To Have and Have Not.


"You know how to whistle, don't you Steve...?"
 
                 To Have And Have Not, 1944            


After the movie hit the theaters, not only had Bacall been named the next big thing in Hollywood, she landed the dream man and her Humphrey became the hottest more glamorous Hollywood couple. They prob still are...let's be honest...

 

Throughout the 40s and 50s Lauren became one of Hollywood's golden girls staring in films such as The Big Sleep with Bogart,  Young Man With A Horn with renowned actor Kirk Douglas,  and How To Marry A Millionaire with bombshell Marilyn Monroe. She continued to act throughout the decades and had a long life with an incredible legacy. She passed at the age of 89, but now she is reunited with Humphrey (who passed in 1957)  and they can continue to be that epic-ly talented and gorgeous couple that they have always been.

As someone who is obsessed with film noir and old Hollywood, for me Lauren Bacall was one of the first all-star actors that helped me discover my love of film. Of course, her sass and class had a lot do with it, but her talent was like none other.




Rest in peace to most gorgeous of Hollywood's gems.