The EPICNESS that is INTERSTELLAR

OMFG Likeee OMHJF!K*SD$@$#?!!!! Have You Seeen INTERSTELLAR?! If You Haven't...What Are You Doing? 

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Okay, okay, so this def goes without saying but Interstellar is like, SO stellar. Don't worry that was my laaaast and only Zenon reference. The movie is obviously better than Zenon's definition of stellar. Christopher Nolan has outdone himself again. Not only is the movie like mind blowing, like actually mind blowing, after I left the theater I basically had to lock myself in my room and think about it for hours...standard, but the movie is also incredibly well done. It is truly a beautiful film with of course, beyooond stellar acting. The cast is superb. Basically everyone in the main cast has or has been nominated for several Oscars, you get 'em Mcconaughey...we're a long way away from How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days now. #DallasBuyersClub #TrueDetective #Interstellar...obv.
 

Annnd we gained AN OSCAR WINNER. BOOM.

I mean being a Christopher Nolan film, I legit thought that this whole thing was gonna turn out to be some crazy dream and the dream was going to end and Leo Di Caprio was going to wake up and the whole catch was that the movie was Inception II... buut, don't worry kids who have yet to see the film that is for sure not the case, and for those that have seen the film...don't judge me.

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So, for all the people who HAVE seen Interstellar annd are AWESOME...then you should check this out. Click HERE to read Entertainment Weekly's epic summary of Interstellar because you and I both know you could use some more explanation...I don't care if you're one of those wise guys who understands everything and walked out of Inception AND Interstellar with that smug look on your face that said..."I mean, I understand everything"...yeah, no. I don't buy it. I think the more you read about this film the more you learn and the more your mind will be blown. I don't even know if I can see it again...but like, I think I'm gonna.

For those you have you HAVENT seen Interstellar yet...I mean...I don't know what you're doing. But you need to get your ass to da movie theater or IMAX ( I recommend IMAX) ASAP.  You also need to see it if you wanna be ready for an Oscar takeover. Just saying....


And one more note for all you who have seen Interstellar...I love Murph.

ALEX FROM TARGET...yes I am THAT excited...

I Was Going To Go To Target To Do Some Shoppinn, SO I Might As Well Venture To The Target In Dallas To Let ALEX Bag My Shizz...Aggressive??  #AlexFromTarget

 

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LOLzz just killing the target game...

 

Well, if this isn't the prime example that litterally anyone and their mother can become famous over night these days all thanks to the all might internet and the social media goddess. Ahhh yes. Where would we be today without any of those things? I'll tell you one thing, we'd be without Alex from Target.

That's right, Justin Beiber is crying himself to sleep right now because he actually had to like, sing and stuff to get famous when really we could have just gone to target and started bagging some shit and waited for giddy girl to take a photo of him and then wait for it to go viral. Sorry, Beiber, but Alex did it right annnd now, within just 2 DAYS, he's become a social media GOD. Yes...A GOD...for bagging shit. Oh yeah, Texas is a great state.

The newly famous 16 year old Alex, who went to sleep one night with 144 twitter followers and woke up to over 500, 000...has now become our favorite instant celebrity. Soo famous in fact, that my gurl Ellen decided to have him on the show the yesterday and the Alex from Target interview is PRICELESS. If you haven't seen it...watch likeeee right NOW.

Sooo, there's also a theory that's going around that this was just a whole marketing ploy perfectly executed but the Target people...hmmm, but by the way that interview went on Ellen...I don't know if I believe any of those crazy rumors. The kid literally seems genuinely confused and star struck by Ellen LOL hilarrr. 


Sooo what is going to come out of this? Weelll, several things.

Let's see...

1. Alex from Target is HANDS DOWN gonna become the new face for Target...and they need this publicity after the whole credit card scandal...

2. Alex is going to be famous...duh. (I mean I worked at jcrew and no one took a picture of me, ugh #bitter).

3. People are saying this is going to encourage kids to get that first job...and that job will most likely be...at Target.

4. People are gonna start taking pictures of likeee every "hot" person just going about their day and create hashtags for them until those random people also become  famous...

5. Alex from target skits on SNL.

6. Alex from target costumes. (Too bad he JUST missed Halloween...)

7.  Fake Alex from target social media accounts, mainly instagram.

8. Alex from Target is gonna start popping up in TV Shows (mainly Disney and Nick), will probably be on the red carpets for things like the Kid's Choice Awards,  even though he admitted that he literally has no talent and he can't dance for shit...figures.

9. Alex from Target won't need to pay for college.

10. Alex from Target WILL rule the world. BOOM. (He totally owes the girl who took his picture his LYFEE).

Kris Is Going Black...Figures.

Well When You're Whole Family Goes Black...(Minus Kourtney), Then I Guess You Don't Go Back...

 

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So, before you get all Bruce sentimental, I think it's safe to say that the Jenner divorce actually meant something and that Kris Jenner has finally moved on from the Bruce-man. Yes, that's right. Kris has finally decided to join the Kardashian family band wagon...the umm, dating big black guys band wagon, and is rumored to be dating this guy named Corey Gamble. According to an article literally published likeee an hour ago by Perez Hilton, the two are actually said to be OFFICIALLY dating. OOOOH. Corey Gamble, huh? I'm not gonna lie I had no idea who was either...and let's be real, neither do you.

Okay, okay, so how long have the two been "dating?" Well, apparently the two just recently came back from from a "romantic" trip in Mexico and were also spotted together in Vegas for Kim's recent 34th birthday festivities. Corey was included in Khloe's group instaaa of the Kardash Krew in front of their obvv prviii jet before leaving for Vegas and according to Khloe gets the family ahh-OK.

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Now that we know all of that, let's discuss the black guy requirements for a Kardashian? Well, you can't just be likeee any black guy. Oh, no. You either need to be a pro-athlete (preferably basketball or football), or a rapper, any rapper from either Ray J to Kanye, and if you are neither of those then you're probably just some kind of possibly wealthy and successful black guy.

So, let's go over the Kardashian black guy time line just likee real quick:

KIM...we've got Ray Jay, Reggie Bush, that Dallas Cowboy player, aaand Kanye...(and there's def more guys in between apparently including people like Nick Cannon...OH)

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 I miss Reggie...awk that his new wife looks JUST LIKE KIM?!

KHLOE...I mean Lamar...ugh miz. And I know her and French Montana broke up, but like he's not black...but a rapper soo, it's fine.

 

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WAHHHHHHHHH :(

KYLIE...she's DEF kicking it and hooksing with Jayen Smith AND TYGA...like you go Kylizzzle. (I mean girl wishes she WAS black...and I don't hate it)

 

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Black don't crack tho, so you get it Kylezzz.

KRIS...congrats on your black guy virginity with Corey Gamble (still don't know who he is, like is he famous?)

KENDALL and KOURT....ehhhh Scott and Harry Styles? Sorry, guys buuut what's up wit dat?!!
(All Hail Lord Disick tho...love him)

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Not black.

Nikki And Jaun Pablo BREAK UP....Oh? NO SHIZZ.

Nikki and Jaun Pablo FINALLY Announce Their Break Up and Andi Is DEF Laughing ALL the waaaay To Josh's House...Which Is LITERALLY Like 2 Seconds Away From Her LOLZ Atlanta...

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Hmm...but like how appropriate are those hearts tho? #NeversaidILoveYou

A tragic day yesterday, for all of us at home who sit in front of our TV's and consume not normal amounts of "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette," ahh yes, Nikki and Juan Pablo have sadly announced that after...well, I really have no idea how long it's been but it HAS NOT been long, SO after being together for not that long, and after a season of being on that wack reality show  "Couples Therapy" and JP still NOT being able to say those three small words to Nikki...they two have yes, decided to split.

Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt for it....

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Annnnnd end scene. End relationship.

HA. And I mean HA. HA. But, like for real?!!!!!!! IS ANYONE and I am mean ANYONE surprised other than Nikki?! Like, if you can't say I love you to the person who you, I mean, supposedly love on national TV, and you STILL can't say it on some VH1 reality show...then like yeah, it's time for you to finally get OUT of the spot light and break up. Move on. Sorry kids.

I mean sure, Jaun is probably saying to Nikki: "Eees no big deal." And maybe it isn't cause we're all thinking that Nikki should have known better. I mean, JP has officially been named "the worst Bachelor EVER." Like RED FLAG. SEVERAL RED FLAGS. That was without a doubt one of the most cringe worthy Bachelor Tell All's to watch...oh well, that is until stalker Nick admitted that that he had sex with Andi and didn't understand why she did it if she didn't love him. HA. Okay, yeah that was more awk. Damn Bachelor Tell Alls.

So, how is the former Bachelor couple dealing with the break up? Well, through social media naturally. The two have took to Twitter to ummm express their current feelings about each other....


Nikki retweeted Andi saying this:

Juan tweeted this...kinda passive aggressive, non?

Annnd YES, I follow both of them BTW...like before you judge me. Ugh. Embaarrr.

So WHO'S still together after La Bach and La Bacherlorette? 

 

Sean and Catherine. 
I meeeannn...their wedding BEAUTIFUL. I cried. Whatever. Like, they are SO cute together! If you don't already follow them on social media you need to ASAP. The instaaa like the cutest shit. NBD that I stalk them shadly my fav celebrity...I mean Bachelor couple. If they ever break up I WILL be like Brad and Jen devesistated.

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Desiree and Chris. 
Not my favvv Bachelorette couple BUT they're like super perfect for each other. They aren't married yet, but are still engaged and Dez now lives in Seattle with Chris. So, that's something.

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Ashley and JP. 
They're married and they just had a baby...so they're winning.

 

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Alll right so those are likeee the only couples I care about how are still together...then of course there's Ryan and Trista and the ORIGG Bachelor couple, how have been married for some ten yrs or something crazy. UGH, why can't the Bach be like that anymore?!! Miz.

It's hard to feel bad for Nikki, but I mean...don't worry girl "ees okay."

Paula's Divorce and Amanda Twitter is CRAZY...again

So While You Were Watching American Horror Story Freak Show...Paula Patton Filed For Divorce From #THICKE annnd Amanda Bynes Went On A Twitter Tirade...(Talk About Scary)

 

Side note AHS was the shizzzzz

Soo, while you were busy watching "American Horror Story: Freak Show" last night and legit freaking out over that incredibly creepy clown, which was NOT okay, some miz things were going down in the land of screwed up Hollywood marriage and DUI cases.

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 Eeeecckkk...

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Welp, there are no more blurred lines between Robin Thicke and Paula Patton. That's right, I got my  E! News notification last night obv, informing me that Paula is in fact filing for divorce after several months of being separated and having to awkwardly deal with Robin's creepily sketchy album entitled "Paula." YUP, clever. While we were all so suuuure that Robin's album was totally the BEST idea to win Paula back...(except SIKE), sadly Paula decided to pull the plug. Poor Robin prounced his love to the world and was featured on many talk shows and award presentations stating that he would do anything to win Paula back...welp, Paula decided to go on ahead and cite the Hollywood divorce standard: "irreconcilable differences" and the two are officially over. MIZ. Paula did however ask the judge to grant the former couple joint custody of their ADORBS 4 year old son, Julian. He's litterally perf.

Ugh, as much as I don't wanna likee make fun of the situtation...I can so see Robin just sitting at home miz listening to "Lost Without U" on repeat...but like, am I right? Lit, sui.

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 Like I said, PERF child tho. 

SO, on a totally different Hollywood spectrum, recently charged with another DUI...Amanda Bynes is back and better than ever!! And I know what you're thinking - hmm how so? HOW is Amanda better than ever? Well, obv because she was recently spotted in the airport in NYC running around with her sweatshirt over her head trying to avoid paprazzi yeeet at the same still answering their questions exclaiming that her parents are her BFF's and she talks to them every day. Aw. I'm sure they're like sooo proud....proud of all her tweets that is.

Last night, Amanda took to twitter to begin her standard tirade. SHE'S BACK. And here are some of those lovely tweets you know you missed:

When it doubt, take to Twitter. You're welcome.

Another Hollywood Baby....Girl...

It's Prince George Against The Girls...Mila and Ashton Give Birth To A Baby Girl...Awww! (But Like...ANOTHER Hollywood Baby GIRL)

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Another Hollywood baby girl has entered the world! Ahh yes. On Oct 1st, Mila and Ashton welcomed a baby girl into the glamorous world of Hollywood daughters. Mila gave birth early in the am at the fame celebrity baby hospital Cedars-Sinai. The couple reportedly came into the hospital alone sans entourage and like a camera crew, lolz, but just with each other. AW. What a pair. OH and her name is Wyatt...def don't hate it.

While we are of course like soo happy for the new super hot parents, lately I feel like literallly every Hollywood couple is having GIRLS. Like where have all the baby boys gone?! I mean let's be real, you can't even with baby North's tude (no matter how cute she is), you wanna be baby Blue (cause she's literally EVERYTHING), and then don't forget that DILF Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendez just gave birth to ummm a baby girl, as did Grey's star Ellen Pomepo, and let's not forget about everyone's favvv Hollywood baby girl...remember Suri? LOL. Yeah...she was like the orig.

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 North giving like SO much tude at PFW...maybe she's over it?

But see, if we were living in like 14th century England...all these hot Hollywood moms would be getting their heads chopped off for baring daughters and like not having sons...WOAH sorry, that's what happens when you've watch the whole "Tudors" series like ten time ovaaa. Oops. But then that's also why Princess Kate kills IT with her first born being Le Prince George. Like she's SET. She secured the crown on her first try. Henry VII def hatinn. And I bet Kate has another another boy...you know, Diana swag.

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Like, yup, BYE. She's perfect. 
 

One Hollywood mom who is the only woman in the house and kills it with the boyzz tho, OBV hot mom Gwen Stefani. I freaking love her, but like she WOULD have boys ya know? One pink wedding dress later and BOOM - three boys. But, she's been around boys her WhOLE lyfeee!

Like first it was like those three guys in No Doubt...

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Then it was like her sons...

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And now it's like "The Voice"...all BOYZ. She just knows how to be the ultimate chick in a crew of boys and I just love it.

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Okay, okay, they're aren't just baby girls with mini Chanel bags and pink Uggs running around Hollywood...but there are certainly enough. And just think by the time we're all grown up they'll be OUR AGE!!! North West...(I still NOT over her full name) is gonna be the Paris Hilton of whatever generation that's gonna be annnd THAT though freaks me out, yo.

Like will she be friends with Blue? Will Mila and Ashton's baby girl become likeee super hot? Probs. Will Ryan and Eva's baby girl be likeee super gorgeous? I mean, yeah. Ugh. Oh, baby. Not ready for this.

Amal's Wedding Dress!!

Clooney is MARRIED!! #Miz. But Amal's Wedding Fashion Is SUPERB. Pics of Her Dress Are OOOOOUT!! See The AMAZE Royal Wedding Gown...

 

Soo, George le bachelor of Hollywood is officially and finally married, ugh MIZ. So, while we are all mourning the death of the ultimate Hollywood bachelor and that 1% chance that you would somehow someway end up with the Clooney King, I found myself distracted away from Clooney and like waaay more focused on every single thing Amal wore. Like, she is literally looked SO stunning and she has that AMAZE bod where likeee everything does look good at her, but she also has such a regal and elegant style that not everyone has. #Flawless.

I mean let's be real, Amal and Clooney are now the like Kate and William of the US. Amal literaaaally looked likee royalty ALL weekend. From her stunning red Alexander McQueen "Bachelorette" dress, to her civil ceremony Stella McCartney and her fabuloussss Oscar de la Renta wedding gown, Amal just killed it. So, we have pictures of pretty much every outfit Amal wore during her wedding weekend, and now finally we have that ONE pic of Amal's Oscar wedding gown!!! You're excited don't lie. People Mag released their cover photo of the amazing now wed duo and Amal's beautiful Wedding ensemble.  Ugh, People always has it covered. First Brad and Angie (who were indeed miz that they couldn't attend the wedding due to the fact that they ares still filming their SEXY ass movie in Malta) and now Clooney and Amal. You get 'em People.

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Check out there E News! article HERE   for pics of Amal's dress fitting as well as a picture of her reported Gatsby inspired reception gown! Ahhh yes just gahhhh over Amal's Clooney royalty...I mean, that's what I do...whatevs.