Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Nicki Minaj's Nazi Butt, Khloe's KKK Joke...ugh.

Let's Talk Politics - Nicki's Nazi Imagery and Khloe's KKK Joke...UGH,  #Cringe #MIZ

 

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What's that expression? OH, yeah, friends don't let friends.... 

In the past few days, two things have been getting slammed all over the internet/ social media. The first of course being Nicki Minaj's "Only" video, and the second being Khloe Kardashians instagram with a supposed light hearted KKK joke.  So basically, we have two groups that truly terrify me and that I can't even talk about because of their horrific history, that have somehow made it into pop culture this week.

Alright. Let's break this down.

Nicki's "Only" Video 

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Well, I heard about this video by word of mouth and when someone describes it to you for the first time you're like WHAT do you MEAN?!! WHY, WHY would Nicki make that video?! There's really nothing else to do but ask why over and over because you're just trying to think literally about why or what compelled her to make this video in the first place. The next you're thinking is what does the video have to do with the song at all?! Then the next think you're thing is WTF IS this SONG?!

The video debuted all over the place this week and has received nothing but backlash. Naturally. So, what really went on with this video? There has been a ton of speculation, articles and interviews trying to understand...WHY. Well, after doing some research, I came across a recent Rolling Stone  article (which can be viewed HERE), which further discusses the matter.

While Nicki has since apologized to fans via social media outlets saying: "I didn't come up with the concept, but I'm very sorry and take full responsibility if it has offended anyone," and according to the article, Nicki's video director is the one who is not sorry saying that of course the imagery is direct inspiration from Nazism, which I mean we all knew, but he also explained that it was very much intended to be the way it was saying:

"As far as an explanation, I think it's actually important to remind younger generations of atrocities that occurred in the past as a way to prevent them from happening in the future," Osborne said. "And the most effective way of connecting with people today is through social media and pop culture. So if my work is misinterpreted because it's not a sappy tearjerker, sorry I'm not sorry. What else is trending?" --- via Rolling Stone


OH. Nicki also goes on to further express that her producer in charge of the video and videographer are both Jewish (and so is Drake) and everyone was on board with the video's artwork. Hmmm. SO, there is A LOT of just kind convoluted info that I don't think anyone can be to sure about WHY the actual video idea came about. I DO think that whether they were trying to make a point or not, they should not have expected there NOT to be backlash and reaction to the video. I also think that the fact that it's animated makes it kind of gimmicky, which then no one is going to take seriously in the first place. I do not think that the video is glorifying nazism I think it's intended to show how awful the time was, but I think that it just wasn't executed too well, and if they wanted to make a point, they should have considered using other imagery, because this was obviously going to cause an uproar. I do believe in artist expression and freedom of speech and all of that, but some things are always going to be touchy. There is also the concept that this was all just an attention ploy, which could be true. I mean we all saw Anaconda, Nicki is not known for being shy and wanting no attention. Soo over all, was this video a bad idea? Yeah. Should they have gone about it a different way? 100%. Would have been best to have avoided completely.

 

Khloe's KKK Joke

I mean...this was just dumb, dumb, dumb. I love Khloe, she's hilarious and I know she was just trying to make a joke referencing her family's love of black men, which we all make fun of, I mean I litterally just did in a recent blog post the other day, but then there's taking it a little too far. And like in the picture the sisters are all in white...like, ugh NO though. Are people offended by this? Yes, of course. There has been a lot of "OH NOO she didn't" back lash of course, but people everywhere from different mulitculture facades are angered by the KKK instagram saying that as a famous women with an incredibly diverse and obviously multicultural family, she should not have been so stupid to have posted that to her instagram with a follower base of 14.5 million people....Jesus. As a white women who does date black men and is actually surrounded by a lot of black people, she should know why making a KKK joke isn't hysterical. The worst part was Scott, who also regramed the insta, which means more and more people saw the post, even though he tried to lighten the moment with the comment "...and Jews" cause he's Jewish. I think he tried to make it better and take some of the spotlight away from Khloe, but it didn't work.

Khloe has since taken down the image, and replaced it with another instagram about everyone in life being a little fucked up, but like...was that her apology? Ugh. Now, again I know Khloe was just poking fun at herself and everyone in her family, but like Nicki and her video team, it was silly to think that this was NOT going to offend anyone. And ironically the Kardashians especially Khloe (like I love her) have SO MANY black girls looking up to them...it was just dumb, dumb, dumb. I'm also pretty sure Khloe did not make the meme, someone else did and she just posted it to her insta, but like she shouldn't have to avoid what was coming. Should have just let that float around in cyber space and let the creator take the blame.


Side Note: I gotta say, I def don't think Kanye found that joke to be funny. At all. 


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I think both Khloe and Nicki just made aggressive moves this week. You can't lightly throw around Nazi imagery and name drop the KKK in a joke because there is too much awful history behind both to be be used as a funny joke...Khloe...or video...Nicki unless of course, there is some clear as day message,  which there wasn't in either because someone is always going to be offended and sometimes it's just better to avoid it. Avoid the hate people. That's just easiest. I don't think that either of the two meant to intention harm any race, religion, etc, just the way these things were presented came across in the not the best way. Ugh, life.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

99 Cell Phones and the girl says NO...

Guy Proposes To His Girlfriend With "99 Cell Phones And The B*tch Says No"...Talk About Miz...



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Yep, I had to go ahead and spread the news about this one...

So while, we're celebrating Veteran's Day here in the States, over in China, the Chinese are celebrating Singles Day! Yes, Singles Day, which is kind of like Valentine's Day except it's for NON couples. Boy, don't we wish we had that? Men spend the day trying to woo their special single lady friends and apparently people go ALL out. It's one of the biggest shopping holidays in the world! Like see ya, Christmas. Reportedly, guys buy girls cars, diamonds, we're talking seriousss shiz. It's their anti-valentine's day and people spend MAD money on celebrating the fact that they're NOT together, which is hey, awesome. We should have an anti-valentine's day in the States! Cause let's be real even if you're in a relationship or not, V-day still sucks. It's pressure either way.

Anyways, getting to the point, this year this poor guy spent $82,00...yes...on 99 iphone 6s...again, yes, and arranged them into a heart to propose to his gf on Single's Day. Aww. BUUUT, unfortunately, and I am sure to his dismay, the girl said NO. LIKE RUUDE! How dare share she! Does she even know how much 99 iphones cost?! Welp, she does now.  I think it is safe to say that this girl is now known as the bitch across the world, which sucks. And Single's Day for that guy will never be the same.

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I gotta say I really do feel for this guy tho...he legit has 99 problems that cost a total of $82,000. Ugh. #Miz.


Monday, November 10, 2014

The EPICNESS that is INTERSTELLAR

OMFG Likeee OMHJF!K*SD$@$#?!!!! Have You Seeen INTERSTELLAR?! If You Haven't...What Are You Doing? 


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Okay, okay, so this def goes without saying but Interstellar is like, SO stellar. Don't worry that was my laaaast and only Zenon reference. The movie is obviously better than Zenon's definition of stellar. Christopher Nolan has outdone himself again. Not only is the movie like mind blowing, like actually mind blowing, after I left the theater I basically had to lock myself in my room and think about it for hours...standard, but the movie is also incredibly well done. It is truly a beautiful film with of course, beyooond stellar acting. The cast is superb. Basically everyone in the main cast has or has been nominated for several Oscars, you get 'em Mcconaughey...we're a long way away from How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days now. #DallasBuyersClub #TrueDetective #Interstellar...obv.
 

Annnd we gained AN OSCAR WINNER. BOOM.

I mean being a Christopher Nolan film, I legit thought that this whole thing was gonna turn out to be some crazy dream and the dream was going to end and Leo Di Caprio was going to wake up and the whole catch was that the movie was Inception II... buut, don't worry kids who have yet to see the film that is for sure not the case, and for those that have seen the film...don't judge me.


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So, for all the people who HAVE seen Interstellar annd are AWESOME...then you should check this out. Click HERE to read Entertainment Weekly's epic summary of Interstellar because you and I both know you could use some more explanation...I don't care if you're one of those wise guys who understands everything and walked out of Inception AND Interstellar with that smug look on your face that said..."I mean, I understand everything"...yeah, no. I don't buy it. I think the more you read about this film the more you learn and the more your mind will be blown. I don't even know if I can see it again...but like, I think I'm gonna.

For those you have you HAVENT seen Interstellar yet...I mean...I don't know what you're doing. But you need to get your ass to da movie theater or IMAX ( I recommend IMAX) ASAP.  You also need to see it if you wanna be ready for an Oscar takeover. Just saying....


And one more note for all you who have seen Interstellar...I love Murph.

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

ALEX FROM TARGET...yes I am THAT excited...

I Was Going To Go To Target To Do Some Shoppinn, SO I Might As Well Venture To The Target In Dallas To Let ALEX Bag My Shizz...Aggressive??  #AlexFromTarget

 

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LOLzz just killing the target game...
 
Well, if this isn't the prime example that litterally anyone and their mother can become famous over night these days all thanks to the all might internet and the social media goddess. Ahhh yes. Where would we be today without any of those things? I'll tell you one thing, we'd be without Alex from Target.

That's right, Justin Beiber is crying himself to sleep right now because he actually had to like, sing and stuff to get famous when really we could have just gone to target and started bagging some shit and waited for giddy girl to take a photo of him and then wait for it to go viral. Sorry, Beiber, but Alex did it right annnd now, within just 2 DAYS, he's become a social media GOD. Yes...A GOD...for bagging shit. Oh yeah, Texas is a great state.

The newly famous 16 year old Alex, who went to sleep one night with 144 twitter followers and woke up to over 500, 000...has now become our favorite instant celebrity. Soo famous in fact, that my gurl Ellen decided to have him on the show the yesterday and the Alex from Target interview is PRICELESS. If you haven't seen it...watch likeeee right NOW.






Sooo, there's also a theory that's going around that this was just a whole marketing ploy perfectly executed but the Target people...hmmm, but by the way that interview went on Ellen...I don't know if I believe any of those crazy rumors. The kid literally seems genuinely confused and star struck by Ellen LOL hilarrr. 


Sooo what is going to come out of this? Weelll, several things.

Let's see...

1. Alex from Target is HANDS DOWN gonna become the new face for Target...and they need this publicity after the whole credit card scandal...

2. Alex is going to be famous...duh. (I mean I worked at jcrew and no one took a picture of me, ugh #bitter).

3. People are saying this is going to encourage kids to get that first job...and that job will most likely be...at Target.

4. People are gonna start taking pictures of likeee every "hot" person just going about their day and create hashtags for them until those random people also become  famous...

5. Alex from target skits on SNL.

6. Alex from target costumes. (Too bad he JUST missed Halloween...)

7.  Fake Alex from target social media accounts, mainly instagram.

8. Alex from Target is gonna start popping up in TV Shows (mainly Disney and Nick), will probably be on the red carpets for things like the Kid's Choice Awards,  even though he admitted that he literally has no talent and he can't dance for shit...figures.

9. Alex from Target won't need to pay for college.

10. Alex from Target WILL rule the world. BOOM. (He totally owes the girl who took his picture his LYFEE).





Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Kris Is Going Black...Figures.

Well When You're Whole Family Goes Black...(Minus Kourtney), Then I Guess You Don't Go Back...

 


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So, before you get all Bruce sentimental, I think it's safe to say that the Jenner divorce actually meant something and that Kris Jenner has finally moved on from the Bruce-man. Yes, that's right. Kris has finally decided to join the Kardashian family band wagon...the umm, dating big black guys band wagon, and is rumored to be dating this guy named Corey Gamble. According to an article literally published likeee an hour ago by Perez Hilton, the two are actually said to be OFFICIALLY dating. OOOOH. Corey Gamble, huh? I'm not gonna lie I had no idea who was either...and let's be real, neither do you.

Okay, okay, so how long have the two been "dating?" Well, apparently the two just recently came back from from a "romantic" trip in Mexico and were also spotted together in Vegas for Kim's recent 34th birthday festivities. Corey was included in Khloe's group instaaa of the Kardash Krew in front of their obvv prviii jet before leaving for Vegas and according to Khloe gets the family ahh-OK.

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Now that we know all of that, let's discuss the black guy requirements for a Kardashian? Well, you can't just be likeee any black guy. Oh, no. You either need to be a pro-athlete (preferably basketball or football), or a rapper, any rapper from either Ray J to Kanye, and if you are neither of those then you're probably just some kind of possibly wealthy and successful black guy.

So, let's go over the Kardashian black guy time line just likee real quick:

KIM...we've got Ray Jay, Reggie Bush, that Dallas Cowboy player, aaand Kanye...(and there's def more guys in between apparently including people like Nick Cannon...OH)

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 I miss Reggie...awk that his new wife looks JUST LIKE KIM?!


KHLOE...I mean Lamar...ugh miz. And I know her and French Montana broke up, but like he's not black...but a rapper soo, it's fine.



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WAHHHHHHHHH :(


KYLIE...she's DEF kicking it and hooksing with Jayen Smith AND TYGA...like you go Kylizzzle. (I mean girl wishes she WAS black...and I don't hate it)



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Black don't crack tho, so you get it Kylezzz.


KRIS...congrats on your black guy virginity with Corey Gamble (still don't know who he is, like is he famous?)

KENDALL and KOURT....ehhhh Scott and Harry Styles? Sorry, guys buuut what's up wit dat?!!
(All Hail Lord Disick tho...love him)



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Not black.







Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Nikki And Jaun Pablo BREAK UP....Oh? NO SHIZZ.

Nikki and Jaun Pablo FINALLY Announce Their Break Up and Andi Is DEF Laughing ALL the waaaay To Josh's House...Which Is LITERALLY Like 2 Seconds Away From Her LOLZ Atlanta...



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Hmm...but like how appropriate are those hearts tho? #NeversaidILoveYou

A tragic day yesterday, for all of us at home who sit in front of our TV's and consume not normal amounts of "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette," ahh yes, Nikki and Juan Pablo have sadly announced that after...well, I really have no idea how long it's been but it HAS NOT been long, SO after being together for not that long, and after a season of being on that wack reality show  "Couples Therapy" and JP still NOT being able to say those three small words to Nikki...they two have yes, decided to split.

Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt for it....


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Annnnnd end scene. End relationship.

HA. And I mean HA. HA. But, like for real?!!!!!!! IS ANYONE and I am mean ANYONE surprised other than Nikki?! Like, if you can't say I love you to the person who you, I mean, supposedly love on national TV, and you STILL can't say it on some VH1 reality show...then like yeah, it's time for you to finally get OUT of the spot light and break up. Move on. Sorry kids.

I mean sure, Jaun is probably saying to Nikki: "Eees no big deal." And maybe it isn't cause we're all thinking that Nikki should have known better. I mean, JP has officially been named "the worst Bachelor EVER." Like RED FLAG. SEVERAL RED FLAGS. That was without a doubt one of the most cringe worthy Bachelor Tell All's to watch...oh well, that is until stalker Nick admitted that that he had sex with Andi and didn't understand why she did it if she didn't love him. HA. Okay, yeah that was more awk. Damn Bachelor Tell Alls.

So, how is the former Bachelor couple dealing with the break up? Well, through social media naturally. The two have took to Twitter to ummm express their current feelings about each other....


Nikki retweeted Andi saying this:



Juan tweeted this...kinda passive aggressive, non?



Annnd YES, I follow both of them BTW...like before you judge me. Ugh. Embaarrr.


So WHO'S still together after La Bach and La Bacherlorette? 

 

Sean and Catherine. 
I meeeannn...their wedding BEAUTIFUL. I cried. Whatever. Like, they are SO cute together! If you don't already follow them on social media you need to ASAP. The instaaa like the cutest shit. NBD that I stalk them shadly my fav celebrity...I mean Bachelor couple. If they ever break up I WILL be like Brad and Jen devesistated.


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Desiree and Chris. 
Not my favvv Bachelorette couple BUT they're like super perfect for each other. They aren't married yet, but are still engaged and Dez now lives in Seattle with Chris. So, that's something.

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Ashley and JP. 
They're married and they just had a baby...so they're winning.



 
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Alll right so those are likeee the only couples I care about how are still together...then of course there's Ryan and Trista and the ORIGG Bachelor couple, how have been married for some ten yrs or something crazy. UGH, why can't the Bach be like that anymore?!! Miz.

It's hard to feel bad for Nikki, but I mean...don't worry girl "ees okay."

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Paula's Divorce and Amanda Twitter is CRAZY...again

So While You Were Watching American Horror Story Freak Show...Paula Patton Filed For Divorce From #THICKE annnd Amanda Bynes Went On A Twitter Tirade...(Talk About Scary)

 

Side note AHS was the shizzzzz

Soo, while you were busy watching "American Horror Story: Freak Show" last night and legit freaking out over that incredibly creepy clown, which was NOT okay, some miz things were going down in the land of screwed up Hollywood marriage and DUI cases.



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 Eeeecckkk...

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Welp, there are no more blurred lines between Robin Thicke and Paula Patton. That's right, I got my  E! News notification last night obv, informing me that Paula is in fact filing for divorce after several months of being separated and having to awkwardly deal with Robin's creepily sketchy album entitled "Paula." YUP, clever. While we were all so suuuure that Robin's album was totally the BEST idea to win Paula back...(except SIKE), sadly Paula decided to pull the plug. Poor Robin prounced his love to the world and was featured on many talk shows and award presentations stating that he would do anything to win Paula back...welp, Paula decided to go on ahead and cite the Hollywood divorce standard: "irreconcilable differences" and the two are officially over. MIZ. Paula did however ask the judge to grant the former couple joint custody of their ADORBS 4 year old son, Julian. He's litterally perf.

Ugh, as much as I don't wanna likee make fun of the situtation...I can so see Robin just sitting at home miz listening to "Lost Without U" on repeat...but like, am I right? Lit, sui.


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 Like I said, PERF child tho. 

SO, on a totally different Hollywood spectrum, recently charged with another DUI...Amanda Bynes is back and better than ever!! And I know what you're thinking - hmm how so? HOW is Amanda better than ever? Well, obv because she was recently spotted in the airport in NYC running around with her sweatshirt over her head trying to avoid paprazzi yeeet at the same still answering their questions exclaiming that her parents are her BFF's and she talks to them every day. Aw. I'm sure they're like sooo proud....proud of all her tweets that is.

Last night, Amanda took to twitter to begin her standard tirade. SHE'S BACK. And here are some of those lovely tweets you know you missed:










When it doubt, take to Twitter. You're welcome.