The BEST Of the 2015 OSCARS and Best Dressed

The BEST Of The 2015 OSCARS: The Best Moments AND The BEST DRESSED (Obv...)

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Gaga. Best Moment and Best Dressed.

Last night, the 87^th annual Academy Awards took place at the Dolby Theatre, celebrating and honoring Hollywood’s biggest films and brightest stars of 2014. Host Neil Patrick Harris hosted the event with singing, dancing, witty jokes and gimmicks, as the golden statuette was given out to this year’s Oscar winners. Ahh yes. As most of you know, Award Season/ The Oscars is like my favorite time of year (besides Christmas aaand my birthday), so I'm like SO miz that award season is over. Ugh. BUT I can still relive all the fab Oscar moments by telling YOU! Thank God. 

SO, obviously I wanted to share with ya'll my top moments and my BEST dressed on the red carpet, but this morning I already wrote an article on the Oscars TOP moments and winners for FASHION TO MAX, and it was kinda long. So, because I didn't wanna make the world's longest blog post and bore you all to death, if you want to read my TOP moments from the Oscars (which I mean, I know you do...right?), check out my my article entitled the "Oscars Best Moments and Winners" on fashiontomax.com. (It may not be up yet, but it should be by end of the day) YA!

BUT, even though I am not gonna like re-say everything I did in my Fashion To Max article about the winners and best moments, I do just wanna give a few shout outs: 

CONGRATS toooo Eddie Redmayne, Julianne Moore, Patricia Arquette, John Legend and Common, "The Gran Budapest Hotel," and Lady Gaga (just for killing it).  

Favorite quotes of the night: 

In regards to the horrid Oscar weather: "Us Brits brought the British weather with us. It's very unfortuante." - Eddie Redmayne  LOL. Amazing. WHY ARE YOU PERFECT?!! Okay...I'm over it. (But like, not really...) 

Regarding Adele Deezem: "Benedict Cumberbatch is what you get when John Trovolta tries to say Ben Affleck." -- Neil Patrick Harris LOLOL. We'll never forget you, Adele Deezem. Except now we can make fun of John for like creepily touching India Menzel's face...like what WAS that?!! 

In regards to feeling like you don't belong: “Stay weird, stay different. And when it’s your turn to stand on this stage, pass the message along.” -- Graham Moore winner for "Imitation Game" Best Adapted Screen. Beautiful, beautiful, words. Literally brings me to tears every time I think of it.

 

OKAY, and finally, favorite looks of the night - YAYA! While last night honored and celebrated the new appointed Oscar winner’s, we’re praising the Hollywood’s winning red carpet looks!! Let's start off with the night's biggest Trends! 

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It was a white and red carpet last night. White and red. We saw people wearing all red dresses and people wearing all white dresses and then people mixing up white dresses with red accessories (i.e. Lady Gaga and Nicole Kidman), just a lot of red and white. Other trends spotted on the carpet this year? Chiffon. A lot of chiffon. A lot of light weight, flowy dresses. We saw some beautiful pastel and blush tone dresses, as well as a lot of off-white, nudes, and grey dresses. Of course there were some embellished dresses, but when it came to sparkle, a lot stars went for the earrings this year. We saw a lot of intricate earrings and ear cuffs/ ear crawlers (whatever you want to call them), and pearls. We saw lovely pearls of actresses such as Julianne Moore, Lupita, and Felicity Jones. The last big trend, hair OUT or AWAY from the face. Pretty much everyone was rocking (except for Margot Robbie and Naomi Watts, just two people I can think of off the top of my head), swept back hair. Weather it was simple ponytails, or classic up-dos, hair was pulled back last night - all the more elegant for the Oscars I think.

BEST of the BEST

Luptia in Calvin Klein Collection (6,000 pearls…BYE).  
Luptia needs to go into the red carpet hall of fame and she's only been on the red carpet scene for like two years!! Now THAT's a fashion icon. Not only does she always show up looking unreal, it's like all her dresses are just art forms. Every dress she wears I just don't even know if its real. Her Calvin Klein sheath was just breath taking. I'm not gonna lie though, I was so shocked that Calvin Klein made this, no offense, but I didn't expect something so detailed and ornate to be CK, but it is, and it rocks. 6,000 pearls later, you're still da best Lupita.

 





This insta is everything. THE SHOES. Ooooh man.

  
Rosamud Pike In Givenchy (KNOCKOUT). 

I mean, if Rosamud still gives you the heebies, then you probably dropped dead when you saw her in this dress because I know I did. This dress is SOO phenom, like the red is perfect, and the red shoe is perfect, and the whole dress is just, ugh PERFECT. She looks regal, I love it. I am a huge Rosamud fan, so I have always supported what she has worn on the red carpet to past shows this season, but this just really makes everything else look weak. She makes the red carpet look weak. 

 

Juilanne Moore in Custom Chanel (WINNER). 

Five nomitations later, Julianne finally took home the gold and I don't think she could be happier. I mean, I was so HAPPY for her, she's so talented and so amaze, last night was her night, and her stylist did her up right in custom Chanel. The dress is literally a work of art, like Lupita's. So intricate, so beautiful. A winning dress for sure. You get 'em Julianne annnd your younger husband too...we feel that. 

 

Lady Gaga in Custom Alaia.

Gaga looked like A GEM. The handmade gown took two months and 25 people to make. GASP. But the bead work is phenomenal and Gaga sparkled on the red carpet. And for those of you who are hating…I mean, when Alaia makes YOU a custom gown…call me.  Like, until then…you just have no clout. And her performance dress was AHH-MAZING also…her performance in general. Holy shit – and then when Julie Andrews came out…waterworks. So, beautiful. Gaga killed it last night in every way.  If her performance didn't make you want to watch "The Sound of Music" 500 times or listen to all of Gag's hits on replay for hours...then I don't think I want to talk to you...

Naomi Watts (STUNNING). 

This was actually the first dress, I think I literally yelled OH MY GOD, when I saw it. I LOVE this dress SO much and it is prob my favorite, why? Because I love the combination of the sequin gown with a little bit of edge. It's sophisticated chic, and so contemporary. Namoi always kills it on the red carpet though, she always ends up being one of my favorites, so I'm not surprised in the slightest. So beautiful. So modern, so awesome. 

The BEST

Giuliana Rancic in Tadashi Shoji.

Well no surprise here, G WAS indeed all coverd up for the red carpet. For the earlier Oscar show she was all wrapped up in a goregous, of course long sleeve, white, lace gown, but for the red carpet, G wore a stunning red embellished dress with sheer panels. And while the dress wasn't long sleeved, it still covered her shoulders. So, I still say I win. Despite that though, I think G looked amazing. Loved her new hair color with the dress also. 

 

Keira Knightly in Valentino.

Currently pregnant Keira looked like a beautiful, Victorian princess, which is fitting because that is normally the roles she plays, but the I love this dress. And the best part? The head band is the perfect touch. Amazing. She was literally glowing. A true vision. Another favorite Brit of mine, god I love ya. 

 

 

Felicity Jones in Alexander McQueen. 

I. Love. Felicity. It's like if her and Eddie Redmayne weren't perfect enough in "Theory of Everything," they were on the carpet! British crushes. All hail. Felicity has killed it this award season and I love this dress on her because I actually think she looks like royalty. Her dress reminds me of one of Princess Diana's ball gowns (which I would be able to correctly reference because I have the big book of ALL of Princess Di's dresses...NBD). I just think she look so effortless elegant with the simple makeup and whispy hair, I just loved it all. People think the big ballroom gown was too much, but what IS too much at the Oscars, really? 

Margot Robbie in Saint Lauren and Van Cleef.

I mean...this girl is just so hot. Like, I can't even. And she looked just soo vintage glam in this long sleeved YSL gown. I loved it so much. The vintage Van Cleef necklace also takes the cake for me. It is stunning. She's stunning. Ugh, I hate her...but I don't because like she's amazing. You just do you Margot and people will love it. (But that's a give in). Who's going to see "focus" next week?! I am...

 

Dakota Johnson in Saint Lauren. 

50 Shades of Dakota's gorgeous red gown. Um, did Christian buy you this dress? Cause Anastasia Steele would never. Lol. I think she looked flawless. Like, this was the definition of effortlessly elegant because it literally looks like she just showed up in this dress, put her hair in a ponytail while she was in the car, and added a red lip with her make up mirror. No jewerly, no aggressive makeup, just simple. Her one shoulder bling acts as her only accessory and I love it, so much. 

 

Zoe Salanda in Atelier Versace.

Everyone knows that I LOVE Zoe, like every day I wish I was her, so I may be basis, but I LOVE this dress and this color and everything about it. The draping is in all the right places to accent her figure, her boobs look great, the color is just amazing on her skin tone, it's all just fab. People were hating on the straps and saying it would look better strapless, but I disagree. I love the straps, I love the diamond necklace, and maybe her hair could have been different, but she just had TWINS, so everyone who is hating...jokes on you because you prob won't look like THIS after you have twins...unless of course you become rich and famous also, in which I'll just hate you. 

 

Reese Witherspoon in Tom Ford. 

Reese's stylist, Leslie Fremar, who is also Julianne's stylist, had double duty Best Actress nominees on her hands last night and she did a great job dressing them both in black and white numbers. I love, this Tom Ford look on Reese, and it's funny because normally TF is Julianne's go to so it was shocking to see her on the carpet in Chanel, but Reese did Tom Ford right. She looks perfect in this classic black and white, off the shoulder gown and my favorite part of the styling were diamond ear crawler earrings that added just the hint of edge she needed. There is a reason why Beyonce and Jay Z praise Tom Ford you know...

 

Emma Stone in Elle Saab. 

Apart from deciding if this dress was gold or green, I just love it because its beautiful and it sparkles and Emma Stone deserves to sparkle. Everything from her hair and makeup was so gorgeous, and even though she looked kinda miz holding her Lego Oscar when they were announcing best supporting actress (cause like I think she knew it was going to Patricia like we all did), she still radiates perfection. 

 

JLo in Elle Saab. 

A princess if I've ever seen one. Like, Emma, Jen decided to don a beautiful Elle Saab gown. The gown is just, ugh amazing. And if you haven't seen the back...the back is just stunning. I LOVE Elle Saab gowns, I mean yeah cause they're all embellished and sheer and or made of tulle, lol. I love it. I wonder what Ben Affleck thought...LOL, but I mean HEY Jen Garner like wasn't there so...it's a legit question. 

 

 
The back is everything. 
 

Jennifer Aniston in Versace. 
This dress may have been seen through, I mean it was, but it was super pretty.  I don’t really care that she wasn’t nominated for an Oscar, but she def looked like a winner in this dress. Way to keep it classy Jen. Oh, and your pic with Emma Stone that is going viral is adorbs. She's like the happiest non-Oscar nominee ever. Lolz. 

The Ladies in In Zuhair Murad

Jenna Dewan Tatum 

 

Chrissy Tiegen 

Anna Faris 



Octavia Spencer in Tadashi Shoji.
Ugh, I LOVE this dress. It's so whimisical. I'm sorry she had to watch NPH's box like ALL night LOLzz which got like super annoying, but she looked great doing it. 

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Giuliana Still Too Skinny?!! Or Not...

ANND The Sleeves COME OFF!! Giuliana Shows Bare Arms On "Fashion Police!" Has She Gained Weight...OR Not...#SkinnyBitchProblems

As we all know, and if you didn't know, but now you know, that following the Golden Globes show, where Giuliana was criticized via ALL kinds of social media for being too skinny, E! has kept Giuliana pretty wrapped up. 

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You get the picture. G even hosted both of her Grammy Awards shows in two long sleeved (obv super fashionable and edgy) long sleeved outfits!!



But recently, G hosted a special episode of Fashion Police covering NYFW with Gigi Hadid and Naomi Cambell as the special guests, and G was caught on screen...SLEEVELESS. THIS is a BIG deal people. So, it got me thinking? Is this the end of the long sleeve, turtle neck, covering up the whole upper half of her body trend?! Does this mean that G gained some weight and now E! thinks it's okay for her to show her arms again?!!



Well...we aren't exactly sure about that - considering the fact that G has still been covered up on E! News...so the Fashion Police outfit may have just been a little teaser, trying to throw us off a little bit, but we still know what's up E! Especially if you watch all this shiz religiously like I do...

So, the next big question is - what WILL G wear on the Oscars red carpet?!! Will she be sleeveless?! The Grammys is one thing, and we all know she didn't do the SAG Awards (because that was RIGHT after the Golden Globes Too Skinny Debacle - yes, that's what I'm calling it). So, will she be covered up at the Oscars, or will her skinny arms be set free? And if she DOES in fact go sleeveless, will there be another uproar?? Hmm, should be interesting to see...don't you think?

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 G looked stunning last year in this Paolo Sebastian princess gown...even though she suffered a minor wardrobe malfunction when da zipper broke...oops

 

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 Like thank god for Ryan tho...righttt?

In other news...G DID dyed her hair red for the Oscars...so that's something...

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Miz List Friday: 50 Shades Of Grey VERDICT (Review)

Miz List Friday: Our "50 Shades Of Grey" Verdict!! And Don't Worry This Isn't (too much of) A Spoiler. (But Like, You Should've Read The Book Anyway...)

 

Ahhh yes, the moment you have ALL be waiting for...VALENTINE'S DAY/ PRESIDENTS' DAY WEEKEND!! WHOOHOO!! Celebration emojiii!!! Oohhhh, sure. Don't even lie, you're about to get your party and romance on this weekend, or maybe your romance is partying, but whatever you end up doing this weekend, you're probably going to go see the highly-anticipated-sex-on-a-screen movie, "Fifty Shades." So, I thought I would help you out a little bit and let you know whether or not you should spend money/ drag your poor sole of a boyfriend (or hookup) to the movies this weekend. SO, here it is...

Last night I got invited to a 8 o'clock advanced screening of the new flick in Georgetown. As soon as we came out of the movie around 10:30 (maybe closer to 11), there was of course, already mad lines for the midnight movie. Whether you like the "Fifty Shades" brand or not, this movie is gonna get the last laugh because this thing is gonna make SOOO much money, like I can't even begin to estimate how much money it's going to make this weekend. The estimates already baffle me. Anyway, so getting to the bottom line - is the movie worth seeing?

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Well, to be honest, I read the book (which, I know people who know me are prob like that's hilarious cause like I never read anything lolz), so I am one of those biased, people who basically didn't really care to much about the movie coming out and I was like there is NO way, because we live in America, not Europe/a foreign country, that the sex is gonna be like it is in the book...and you know what I mean if you read the book. If you read the book then you know how umm, graphic the sex scenes are. Like, they can't put that shit on screen in the states lol, I mean we wish (or I do...), but that's besides the point.

MAIN POINT...

SO, over all the movie is good.  Dakota and Jamie have like really amazing on screen chemistry, again if you read the book then you know that Anastasia's character is like SUPER annoying cause she's SO awkward about everything, but then also Christian is like SUPER odd and like aggressive about life. So, together, they are just the world's most awkward pair. I do really think that Jamie and Dakota played the roles really well and yeah, their chemistry together was really real. Like, I def didn't hate it.

FUNNY?

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One of the things I did like about the movie because I am someone who always tries to find the humor in awkward situations, is that they purposely took some stuff from the book and made it funny. They added a little more humor into some scenes I think to tone down the awkward looming, sex stuff that you know is bound to happen at some point. So, I enjoyed the little tid-bits of humor. It made the movie lighter.

SEX. 

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Ehhh.....

Now, the thing that you're all waiting for - the sex. Alright, so if u want like the intense crazy sex...then I have to say - read the book. The sex is obviously way more detailed and graphic in the book. The sex scenes in the movie are sexy, but they basically just spend a lot of time naked, which you get used to. There is a lot of tying and blind folding and whipping which makes the sex scenes more exciting...but I didn't think the actual sex acts were anything revolutionary. Like, you've probably seen more sex if you watch shows like "The Tudors" or even like "True Blood." Like, there's def crazier sex on TV, I swear. I get that the R rating wouldn't let them go that crazy with the sex scenes, but Anastasia has the orgasm of her LIFE in the book, but they don't show that in the movie, which was discussed here on Huffington Post. (OH sorry if that was a spoiler, but again not that surprising...) You see women having orgasms on TV shows, and some great movies like OMG Natalie Portman's orgasm in "Black Swan" ?!! That was crazy. So, I don't know why they didn't show that in THIS of all movies,  cause that's supposed to be the stick. But, not saying the sex isn't sexy lolz, I mean there where scenes were I LIT couldn't breath cause I was ummm OH OKAY, (but that was mainly because I liked Christian's aggression LOL - guilty), but the sex is more a lot of facial expressions being shown, and asses. Movies can always get away with the asses. Asses are like totally acceptable. But, ya, I thought the sex was semi tame, just a lot of nakedness, but that doesn't mean anything. I wasn't shocked, which I was with the book. It def could have been sexier. If they went with the darn NC-17 rating for the movie, they could have done more. I think the sex is gonna be the movie's main criticism (apart form Sam-Taylor Johnson's directing and her 'husbad like our age BTW. SICK #Aaron).

GO SEE IT...?

Alrighty, so over all verdict - I went into the movie being like this is gonna be stupid aaand Jamie is hot, but I don't really like Dakota, aaaand the sex is gonna be lame, and I hate the color grey, I'm just looking forward to Beyonce's song, yada yada yada. BUT, I have to say, I didn't hate it.  I was entertained. If anything, I just think the movie was truly entertaining. It was a good like dark romantic flick. I think comparing it to the book is what is gonna make it lame to people, and I get that, but my final verdict is again - if you want crazy, crazy ass sex, read the book. If you want like a good story, then go see the movie. Do I think the movie should critically acclaimed for it's filming or acting or loyalty to the book? God, no. Could it have been sexier/ incorporated more the book? YES. But, it's simply just entertaining, and if you look at it like that, and just wanna see an entertaining movie, then I think you'll like it.

Now, I would recommend maybe like going to see the movie AFTER this weekend, cause you know shit is gonna be crazy, but I if you can't wait...you can't wait.

And now, for my awful pun. The movie was shadily better than I expected. Feeling a little guilty...I should be punished... (smirk face emoji).

Thanks for the fantasies Christian. (And by that I mean sex with a new wardrobe...because let's be real that's every girl's true fantasy. Sex with a custom closets. Yes, please. ) LOL. So crazy right now...

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Personally, I'm still not over this...50 Shades #OriginialCast? LOL

BEST and WORST Dressed a la Grammys

The BEST and Most MIZ Dresses At The 2015 GRAMMYS

 

Talk about black and white and red...well, on the floor...

Well, thanks to Kanye and his little outburst, my best and worst dressed list is a day late, ugh delaying other celebrity news, but let's be real - red carpet fashion is crucial and we can't just let the red carpet Grammy looks go unacknowledged so, let's hop to it!

These Grammy awards were like all jazzed up this year for some reason. You know, normally the Grammy' are kind of tacky...because it's like not the Oscars, lol. Darn singers don't know how to class it up. Lawlzzz. But, I gotta say, everyone looked a lot more sophisticated than normal this year. Apparently the Grammy focus was intentionally more serious this time around. You know we had the domestic violence awareness, Ferguson tributes, "Selma" tributes, slash 100 billion performances - so much so that the actual Grammy show only announced maybe like eight awards, I wanna say? Like Kendrick Lamar won back to back Grammys and we'd never know!! Also, so did "Frozen"/Idina Menzel - like HELLO, that's shit we wanna know! But, actually all the performances were pretty awesome. I won't lie, I enjoyed the majority of them except for well, maybe Ariana's but that's a personal thing...#overher. 

Anyway, great performances and good red carpet, so let's talk TRENDS!! Eeeeek!! The biggest trends of the red carpet this year? Drum roll for black sheer and embellished dresses plzzzz. That's right, black, sheer dresses with heavy embellishment were ALL the rage at the Grammys this year. It was pretty hot, I didn't hate it at all. There was just a lot of black and white in general, even on stage we saw Katy Perry in a gorgeous white gown, Beyonce literally chaneled God's gift to mankind, looking like an angel in white, Annie Lennox donned black sequins on stage and Rihanna sported a black suit. Well, you know what they say, you can never go wrong with B&W. I stand by that. I also stand by these celebs as best dressed...

BEST of the Best 

Taylor Swift in Elie Saab. 
I mean, everyone knows I am not a Tay music fan, but girl always, always, always, without fail looks bomb on red carpets. Like, her stylist is a styling God and compared with Tay's body, it's likee, what could look bad on her? Ugh, nothing. Just nothing. This dress is phenomenal...I can't even. Taylor, you win.



Jessie J in Ralph & Russo. 
I think Jessie J is my favorite person in the world. After meeting and interviewing her, she is literally the sweetest and she's flawless in person, like wow. A real beauty that one. Besides all of that, she looks KILLER in this dress. Kat Graham actually tried it in on in red and blue on E! , but I am so glad she didn't wear it cause Jessie just owns this look.



Gwen Stefani in Versace.
I mean, in my eyes, Gwen can do no wrong. Also, her red performance dress, which I also think was Versace, was beautiful. She is just radiant. I love her.



Ciara in Alexandre Vauthier.
I love, love, love, this dress. It's tulle or chiffon, can't really tell, but done right. Its just so entertaining, but in no way tacky. Ugh, I love it. I just love looking at it. Ciara has been killing it on red carpets lately. I can't even hate on her old 1-2 step looks when she's dressing like this.

REST of the Best

Beyonce in Proenza Schouler. 
Bow down. She looks flawless. Drunk in LOVE with this dress. Okay, I'm done. #ToTheLeft.



Kat Graham in Yanina. 
At first I was like, I don't like this dress, then I was like, wait, no - I do. I really do. I love the white heels with it. I think it's a unique take on the whole black, sheer trend. I had no idea who Kat Graham was until like a few days ago, but she looks good for her first Grammy awards.



Rita Ora in Prada. 
Ma gurl. She looks like a perfect disco ball and I loveeeee it. Anything you can see a reflection in is okay with me. 



Chrissy Teigen in Emilio Pucci. 
I am not a huge fan of Chrissy, but I am a fan of Chrissy and John together, especially when she is wearing this dress. 



Anna Kendrick in Band of Outsiders. 
This. Is. Fierce. And Rihanna channeled a similar look the same look on stage during her performance. Love, it.



Nicki Minaj in Tom Ford. 
Tom Ford. Tom Ford. Nicki exchanged her wigs and crazy for a classic, sophisticated look. She looks amazing in this fringe, sequin gown.



Katy Perry in Zuhair Murad.
Oooooo. Now, everyone knows I love this dress because it's litterally just dripping sequins and gems. The floor-length version of the dress was on the French runway as part of Zuhair bridal, so couture wedding dress on the Grammy red carpet? Yes, please. This is like my ideal second dress. Cause I'm having like five wedding dress changes...one dress isn't enough. Katy gets it.



Meghan Trainor in Galia Lahav.
So, normally Meghan doesn't look aaamaze, but whoever styled her for the Grammy's did a much better job. 'I'm all about' this dress and I think she looks great in it.




Miley Cryus in Alexandre Vauthier. 
Wearing the same designer as Ciara, Miley looks amazing in this sexy black dress. It's chic, its sexual, it's so simple, which I love. Her hair and her minimal makeup sans jewelry is perfection. #Bangerz. No shame.



Giuliana Rancic in Inbal Dror. 
G looks FAB in this collared, bejeweled jumpsuit, and she looked awesome in her first outfit for the pre red carpet, which was also black and long sleeved. Woomp, Woomp. What a surprise. The E! Network is styling G great in all these long-sleeved get ups, but I just wonder HOW LONG they're gonna keep her covered up for?!! Like, are they gonna make her gain weight?! She can't stay covered up forever...I'm gonna start taking bets. Especially if she ends up wearing longs sleeves on the Oscar carpet...

WORST Dressed, Just MIZ 

Charlie XCX in Moschino. 
I love the fashion risks Charlie XCX takes, and I love that she doesn't give a fuck, but this is no way like best dressed...



Iggy Azalea in Armani Privé. 
Okay, so Iggy's dress is pretty. I love Armani Prive dresses, so you can never go wrong with that, but it's really just a styling issue that's miz. Like what IS her hair?! I saw plenty of Little House on the Prairie memes, which were pretty accurate. I just didn't even notice the dress first because I was too busy starring at her head...that's like when you it's a fail.



Madonna in Givenchy.
Ugh, like she looked great on stage and I loved her performance/new song/new album, but I just don't care for this get up on the carpet. Great costume tho. She didn't get the memo that everyone actually dressed up this year.



Zendaya in Vivienne Westwood. 
I mean, this literally looks like a bad 90's robe that has been ripped down the side. I hate this. Lol, and I don't like to say I "hate" things that often, but I hate this. And her hair...she's looks like a boy from a 90's sitcom!! Like, this is the Grammys, not Halloween. Chanel your inner Jonathan Taylor Thomas another day. 



Ariana Grade in Versace 
Like how can you and Gwen both be wearing Versace and you show up looking like THIS and she show sup looking like THAT. Like, what IS that little choker?! Don't even get me started on her ponytail either. She's like a little babble head doll. I lit can't. Ugh, if that flap of sliver fabric isn't miz enough, I don't know what is. OH JK - you and Big Sean's relationship...I think I am with Naya Rivera on this one...



Jane Fonda in Balmain. 
Well, Kanye would be happy the Jane was representing Balmain, but this green, green jumpsuit with this long, long gold necklace is just a little too much for me. And like, why is there a belt also? I do like the necklace tho, but it would probably look better with like a black, plunge neck dress on like...Rihanna...



Mali Hunter. 
??!!!!!!!!! I don't even know who this is but this is THE WORST. Slash SO mIZ. Ugh, bye.

One Of A Kind

Rihanna in Giambattista Valli.
I mean, this was the most memed thing of the night. People went crazy, but I gotta say I think Rihanna looks awesome. She literally WAS the pop of color in a sea of black and white. This is straight off the runway, couture dress that they litterally flew to the Grammys, for Rihanna. Like, some poor sole had to get on the freakin plane with this dress, which probably took up the cockpit. I think in the right photos, the dress looks amazing. And apparently she said she wanted to be garbed in gown that you could spot from outer space and when you look at the aerial view of the Staples Center from the awards - BOOM. You can spot Rihanna in the front row literally faster than you can blink...or faster than you can say 4-5 seconds. YUP. I love it. It's pink, its tulle, it's gems, it's perfect. And her natural makeup, which Ri rarely does is flawless. Haters gonna hate because they know they'd look like a fool in this dress.





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Kanye Pulls A Kayne At The Grammys....

Kanye Disses Beck, Defends Queen Bey, Makes Kim Model Her Dress, And Hates On The Sparklie E! Microphones ALL In This Lovely Yet Classic Kanye Grammy Tryant...

 

Well, I normally use the day after an award ceremony talk about the best dressed buuuut, when Kanye calls - I mean, this was just TOO good to pass up.

So, I think it's safe to say that there is no feud between Kanye, Kim, Queen Bey and Jay, (after the two skipped out on the Kimye wedding last year) because Kanye OBV went out of his way to defend the Queen in a lovely, but typical, don't even know why were even surprised, overly crazy tyrant at the E! Grammy Party After Show.

So, here's how this shiz went down...

Kanye and Kim joined Terrence J., sister Khlo, Christina Milian, and Zanna Roberts Rassi on the E! After Party stage. The conversation started out simple enough, congradulating Kanye on his performance with Ri and Paul, telling Kim she looked pretty,  yada yada, then obv someone had to bring up Kanye jokingly running on stage to steal Beck's Album of The Year award. Or at least, we thought he was joking...but, I guess we should have known he wasn't.

Kanye Round 1

Even Jay and Bey were nervous when Kanye started to walk on stage....Jay had this great OHHH CRAPP look on his face and Beyonce was like "Oh No..." YUP classic.  Watch the VINE HERE!

 

Beyonce is literally saying: "No, Kanye, no..."

Kayne Round 2

Well, even Kanye laughed at the now popular vine of paranoid Bey and Jay, which is why we all thought it was a joke, but then Kayne let us know it wasn't by bursting into a random rant about how the Grammy's need to start appreciating creativity, for basically letting Beck win the Album of the Year award is a "slap in the face to us," and the award really and truly belongs to Beyonce. He continued to say that "we" as in you know, all of us, can't stand by and let, people like Beck, sure, take Album of the Year awards that obviously belong to Beyonce. Well, sure.

I mean she's God so...she wins at life.

Kanye Round 3 

Kim just stood there and smiled nervously as her man went on and on about Beyonce being God and Beck being a peasant. (I mean basically). Then somewhere the rant took a Kimye turn and Kanye started ranting about true beauty and how true beauty is OBV in the form of a Kardashian. In fact he went on to say that E! essentially owes all their success to Kardashian beauty. OH YA? And this obviously turned into how perfect Kim is to the point where he litterallly, and I mean literally, instructed Kim to put down her microphone and model her dress, which he OBV picked out for her and told her THAT was the dress she was wearing to the Grammys (after Zanna said it looks like a heavy robe LOL). I mean, Kanye def made it clear who wears the Balmain pants in the relationship.

 

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LOL. Kim is like "Babe, your Balmain pants are on fire..."

Kanye Round 4

Kanye obviously didn't stop there. Because even after Kayne had made his point several times over he still had to find something else to pick on - enter the E! News microphones. Ahh yes, the glittery, sparklie E! News mics. I love them. They sparkle. But, obviously, Kanye had some issue with them. The sparklie mic flanks inspired yet another Kanye rant about branding. Kanye ripped off his mic flank, as well as Kim's because he said that we all know this is the E! Network and no one needs to be reminded especially since the people who are hosting the Grammy After Show are the people who essentially "make E!" This meaning that they are better than the mic flank. OOOOOHH suuuuuure, Kanye. And of course he intimidated everyone on the stage by forcing them to take their mic flanks off even though you can tell people did NOT want to do it. Terrence made the comment that E! is also on his paycheck so, he prob shouldn't and Christina said the same thing. But of course Kanye corrected them - emphasis on corrected - and said that E! needs them, they don't need E! Again, sure.

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 The classic E! Mic. Kanye obv hates it. But G loves it.

After the Kanye destruction, he and princess Kim finally made their way off the stage because they had to catch their flight to NYC, which Kim made reference too on several occasions, because I personally think she wanted his rant to come to an end.

So, all in all, do, I hate Beck? Nope. I actually love Beck. Do I think Beyonce should have one the award? I mean I think Beyonce should win every award, but as Ross Matthews stated on the red carpet, Beyonce wins at life so she's fine. Do I think Kanye's outburst was inapporiate? I mean always, but entertaining? YUP.  Did he have some good points? Sure. Were they presented well? Nope. But again, was it entertaining? AS HELL.


On the bright side... at least we know things with TSwift and Ye are good...

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Watch the FULL rant HERE!!! You just gotta.