Le Miz Golden Globe Predictions!!!

Award Season is HERE! And we're celebrating with our Miz Factor Golden Globe predictions!! (Who else is dying to see what Gaga is going to wear?!) 

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Happy award season everyone! How excited are you? Well, we're like SOO EXCITED. Besides Christmas, award season is the MOST wonderful timeeeee of the year! Why? The movies, the gowns, the celebrities! It's heaven. 

Anyway, we're beginning our coverage of award season with our Miz Factor Golden Globe predictions! YES. We're talking about WHAT we're looking forward too, WHO we're looking forward to seeing, and obv...WHO's GONNA WIN! So, let's start off with everything we're excited to see sha'll we? 

What we're SO excited for at tomorrow's GG Awards: 

1. WHAT and WHO Gaga is going to be wearing. I am literally bouncing off the walls excited to see what Gaga is going to wear on the carpet tomorrow night...she's nominated for the first time SO that means she has look bannging just in she case wins. AHH! You go Gaga. 

Round of applause for the one. 

2. If Leo will win ANYTHING, lol. Yes, this IS the year - will Leo finally take home the Oscar?? Well, the road to Oscar starts HERE! We'll see what male wins best actor and we can't wait to see who it will be. 

What a man. Awardless, but I'll take it. LOL. 

3. Eddie Redmayne. I mean, when the guy rolls out on the carpet in his sharp Burberry suits its likeeee GAME OVER. #TeamEddie 

4. Will Jennifer Lawrence fall again? I mean she's juuuust SO good at falling. 

5. Ricky Gervais returns as host and he's always awkwardly and inappropriately funny, IN FACT, he was pretty sure he wasn't going to be invited back. Hmmm. It will be interesting to see who he makes fun of this year...maybe Leo? 

6. We'll miss Tina and Amy for sure though. Hands down. 

"Sooner or later we'll be giving awards to SnapChat!" HA...but like, maybe they were right? 

7. Brie Larson. BECAUSE she went from basically Disney Channel style recording artist to well, MOST LIKELY gonna get an freaking Oscar nomination!!! BRAVO....does like NO ONE remember the song "She Said," but me?!!! (Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato TAKE NOTE).  

WATCH Brie Larson's 2005 single "She Said" Video HERE! (You gotta). 

8. Celebs getting drunk and then schmoozing with other actors as they table hop between commercials. HELLOOO, MY DREAM!

Dream team. 

9.  Sam Heughan and Caitriona Balfe AKA currently Hollywood's BEST TV couple (we think). They're SOO HOT and Sam is likeeee the world's hottest fake ginger. OH MAN. Go Outlander, go. (Ehh maybe this one should be higher up?) 

Clothes on...

Clothes off...they're perfect. 

This year's GG Nominees annnd OUR Mizz Predictions! :) 

Here are some of the TOP categories for this year's GG awards and our predictions for the winners! #TeamSpotlight, #TeamCate, #TeamOultlander.

Motion picture, drama

"Carol" 
"Mad Max: Fury Road" 
"The Revenant" 
"Room" 
"Spotlight" - Biased but was truly my favorite film of the year...besides Carol...Amen for Cate B.

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Motion picture, comedy

"The Big Short" - Because I guess, the recession was kinda funny. 
"Joy"
"The Martian" 
"Spy" 
"Trainwreck" 

Actress in a motion picture, drama

Cate Blanchett, "Carol" - Because it's absurd that this woman has not be crowned as royalty yet. She is SUCH a queen and is one of the ONLY women in modern Hollywood who resembles the elegance of the Golden Age. Bow down. 

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I mean, this IS what natural beauty is. Jesus, it's unreal. SHE GLOWS. AHHH. 

Brie Larson, "Room" 
Rooney Mara, "Carol" 
Saoirse Ronan, "Brooklyn" 
Alicia Vikander, "The Danish Girl"

SIDE NOTE: ALL these women were AHHMAZING! It really is a toss up. It may be cool to see Brie Larson win in a Jennifer Lawrence type way and Alicia is my Danish GIRL CRUSH. She's perfect. 

Actress in a motion picture, comedy

Jennifer Lawrence, "Joy" 
Melissa McCarthy, "Spy"
Amy Schumer, "Trainwreck"
Maggie Smith, "The Lady in the Van" - Maggie is Queen. Seriously, she could take Elizabeth's spot. 
Lily Tomlin, "Grandma" |

Actor in a motion picture, drama

Bryan Cranston, "Trumbo"
Leonardo DiCaprio, "The Revenant"
Michael Fassbender, "Steve Jobs"
Eddie Redmayne, "The Danish Girl"
Will Smith, "Concussion"

EHHHH. I LITERALLY HAVE ZERO IDEA. I would say Eddie, but he won last year and then I would say Leo because it's loooong over due, but I loved Will's performance and I want Bryan to have an Emmy, and an Oscar, and an GG...UGH it's tough. Any thoughts??!! (The women were hands down better than the men this year. Hands down). 

Actor in a motion picture, comedy

Christian Bale, "The Big Short" - Because Christian Bale is Christian Bale. Enough said. 
Steve Carell, "The Big Short"
Matt Damon, "The Martian"
Al Pacino, "Danny Collins"
Mark Ruffalo, "Infinitely Polar Bear"

TV series, drama

"Empire"
"Game of Thrones"
"Mr. Robot" 
"Narcos" 
"Outlander" - Because I never wanted to be in 18th century Scotland more...or ever until now. Amen for Sam Heughan. 

Undoubtedly one of the BEST sex scenes on television. It's fine. 

Actress in a TV series, drama

Caitriona Balfe, "Outlander" - I mean, she's perfect. Bye. 

This is also my wedding dress...sooo, yeah.

Viola Davis, "How to Get Away with Murder"
Eva Green, "Penny Dreadful"
Taraji P. Henson, "Empire"
Robin Wright, "House of Cards"

SIDE NOTE: All great women. Really, the women are killing the Hollywood game. The men need to uhhh step it UP (but like...not to da streetz LOL). 

Actor in a TV series, drama

Jon Hamm, "Mad Men" - It's his last time. I stand by my men.

Rami Malek, "Mr. Robot" 
Wagner Moura, "Narcos"
Bob Odenkirk, "Better Call Saul"
Liev Schreiber, "Ray Donovan"

TV movie or miniseries

"American Crime"
"American Horror Story: Hotel"
"Fargo"
"Flesh and Bone" - Just watch it. 
"Wolf Hall" 

Yup. Just yup. 

Actress in a TV movie or limited series

Kirsten Dunst, "Fargo"
Queen Latifah, "Bessie"
Felicity Huffman, "American Crime"
Sarah Hay, "Flesh and Bone"
Lady Gaga, "American Horror Story: Hotel"

UMMM TOSS UP. Mainly because I LOVE Gaga and would LOVE to see her win, but Sarah Hay in Flesh and Bone is INSANE. Her character is CRAZY and her performance is unreal. So, I don't know. UGH. 

Animated feature film

"Anomalisa"
"The Good Dinosaur"
"Inside Out" - DUH. A thousand times duh!
"The Peanuts Movie"
"Shaun the Sheep Movie"

Director

Todd Haynes, "Carol"
Alejandro G. Iñárritu, "The Revenant" - The cinematography in this movie though...UNREAL. 
Tom McCarthy, "Spotlight"
George Miller, "Mad Max: Fury Road"
Ridley Scott, "The Martian"

Screenplay

Tom McCarthy and Josh Singer, "Spotlight" - Partially biases after interviewing Josh Singer at the movie's premiere. Oops. 
Aaron Sorkin, "Steve Jobs"
Quentin Tarantino, "The Hateful Eight"
Emma Donoghue, "Room"
Charles Randolph and Adam McKay, "The Big Short"

GOODIE! This well for sure be a great show! Be sure to stay tuned for our GG RECAP and our Miz List of the BEST and WORST dressed at the awards next Monday!! 

(Want to look back on the 2015 GG fashion? Check out our coverage of last year's GG BEST and WORST Dressed !) 

The Bach is BACK! Le First Bach RECAP of the Seasonn!!

Several sequin dresses, two black girls who look EXACTLY alike, and one CRAZY betch named Lace - here's our RECAP of last night's BACH premiere...

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Well last night was the beginning of what looks likes another drama filled season of The Bachelor and can I just say, seeing clips of Ben crying was likeeee so miz. Poor guy, has to find the gem in this batch of crazy betches. 

It's so funny too because while watching the show I feel like ALL these girls are so much older than me but then I realizes OH wait they're my age...and I - for the life of me -  can't decide if that's a good or a bad thing.

Anyway, back to BEN. I actually forgot Ben is only 26, and when I was watching it seemed like Ben is either recently out of college or 18...lol. He's SUCH a nug he seems so young and these girls...well, they're interesting. And we're talking the-way-Ben-felt-after-meeting-that-girl-with-the-giant-rose-on-her-head interesting. EW.

So let's jump right into the madness sha'll we? Yes, let's. 

First up...

THE CRAZY LIMO ENTRANCES

Here are some of the most ridiculous, bizarre, "WHY would you even do that?!" moments from the girls exiting the limo and meeting Ben for the first time...YIKES. I call this segment: "The girl with the..." you know...like Friends episode titles? Clever, I know. 

1. The girl with the football. 

That HIKE in the sequin and mesh dress?! OH MY GOD. I'm also pretty sure her dress ripped...so that's good. Then of course she ended with: "I knew you'd be a great catch." LOL oookay BYE. 

2. The girl with the accent (who we later find out is Russian and did not speak ONE world of English...WHAT?!) 

All I have to say is Ben was like totally confused and after meeting her he admitted that he may be loosing his mind LOL I mean, prob...

3. The girl with a unicorn head.

Need I say more? 

4. The girl with the OLD wedding boutique.

Lauren brings the shady wedding boutique that she apparently caught at a recent wedding and presented it to Ben and THAT my friends was SO awkward. How LONG did she save that thing?!! Ew. 

5. The girl with the horse. 

Literally giving every girl in Texas a bad name.

6. The girl with the GIANT rose. 

I mean, Mandy, the dentist is hands down the weirdest girl like ever. But she's totally cool with that. I wonder how heavy that rose was?

7. The girl with the onesie. 

I mean a pun isn't a pick up line, so maybe you should have just worn a dress?

THE BEST GIRLS 

OLIVIA 

Even though she's 23 and is essentially the basic blonde, pretty sure Ben is smitten by Olivia like he was literally falling into her eyes and def had NO idea what she was saying when she was speaking. Ahh the classic blue-eyed daze. And after they met it was like SOO OBV that she was gonna get the first impression rose the second I saw her slash she's probably going to be one of the final girls let's be real. Calling it now. 

Note to other weirdo Bach girls: Just be NORMAL when coming out of the limo instead of doing something weird and then you MAY also get the first impression rose too! LOL. But actually...

CAILA

I thought Kaila was SOO cute until she basically said she broke up with her boyfriend cause she got butterflies watching Ben on TV... and then when she met Ben she literally jumped into his arms and I was like ehhhh maybe not. BUT, she does seem pretty sweet, she's super smiley which is not my style, but from the looks of the season promo...she's def gonna last awhile. So, haters gonna hate. 

BECCA and AMBER 

Besides the fact that Amber looks EXACLY like the Canadian black girl who is also on this season...

Becca and Amber are not only both pretty, but they're like NORMAL, even though they both had on awful black dresses last night. Like awful. But, that's what true beauty is...you don't gotta dress it up! LOL. I think Becca, despite her virginity, will totally make it far and we'll see about Amber but they are the best. 

THE WORST (aka MIZEST) GIRLS 

LACE
I mean, I know we all really want to get rid of this phrase but this is someone who I truly CAN'T EVEN with. She legit seems like a demon LOL, I'm a little nervous about her. She's already so freaking aggressive and crazyyy, like who says they think they're the prettiest one?!! That's soo miz.

She also didn't seem too happy when cute little Ben explained how he wanted to get to know people before randomly making out with them and I meannnn THATS NORMAL. Jesus. Buuuut of course, the poor girl was hammered and could only say "Ben found me" and "I'm Lace." UGH. Miz city. AND THEN SHE GOT A ROSE...WHAT BEN?!  But, after her little fit she threw when the rose ceremony was over, I think Ben was re-thinking the CLEAR mistake he had just made...

MANDY

Ahhh yes, the girl who loves to "embrace the weird." Well, Mandy is def the weirdest of the weird, but she has a legit job...she's a dentist. OOOO. So, not only did she show up to the house with a massive rose on her head, she also performed a little tooth check on Ben and came to the conclusion that he "may need to floss more." Likee OH. Not really sure how long this one is gonna last. 

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SIDE NOTE: Ben legit sent home four really pretty NORMAL girls last night to keep crazy Mandy, the Russian girl, and Lace, like NO. Keeping these women is what I like to call a clear producer decision...

Like this girl was CUUTEE?!! And she's GONE. Ugh.

I also confuse The 25 year-old esthetician for a 30 year-old because she has already been married and divorced and has two kids, which she basically had when she was 20 soo that's cool.

THE TWINS

So, I don't care how pretty people think the twins are, there's just one slight issue with them, THEY ARE NOT ONE PERSON!! THEY'RE TWO PEOPLE!! So, I am sorry, but we all know what's going happen here. They are going to begin some internal competition between each  other and Ben is either going to have to choose ONE or NONE. And that's gonna be annoying and dramatic which was also displayed in the season promo...not looking forward to that. Hope he gets rid of both to just avoid that drama. But talk about a GREAT two on one date?!!! 

THE RUSSIAN GIRL

I am not even going to try to spell her name because I still can't decide if this is a joke or not. Because if she speaks English theeeen wouldn't she have done so already?!! I don't get it...

BEST QUOTES 

Just some of the most epic things that were said in last night's episode and I canNOT wait for more!

Lace: "I mean who wants a f*cking virgin anyways." YIKES DRAMA obv. 

Chicken enthusiast: "I haven't been away from my chickens for the more than ten days." 

NO COMMENT.  OH wait just one: she maybe should have been on Chris' season if she loves chickens slash the farm so much?

Mandy: "Maybe if things go right you can pollinate it later..." (she's talking about the giant rose, ew) 

Ben: "Can I call you red velvet?" LOL 

Laura AKA red velvet: "I was hoping there would be at least one ugly girl and there is not one ugly person..." 

HA I loved red velvet. She's hilarious. I really just wanted her to stick around for her amazing side comments. Can she come back?

The twins: "I mean we never date the same guy..." REALLY?! No SHIZ! I can't with the twins. 

Lace: "You didn't even look at me ONCE!" (girl is crazy) 

Mandy: "If were gonna make out, you have to floss." (I mean, obv)

Aww man, so many girls, so little time. Hope everyone has their brackets ready!! Let the games begin! GO BEN! Ooor run Ben...

Yeah, we're rooting for ya Benny. 

The Bach is Back: BEN H. IN DA HOUSE! (Literally the bach house...)

The Bach is BACK! And so are WE! But with girls like the "Chicken Enthusiast," we're feeling a liiiitle worried for Ben...

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The Bach celebrates is 20th season with Ben H. Perfect.

It's that time of year again!! That's right, Christmas is over SO I'm clearly talking about ringing in the new year with THE BACH - and this season is going to be better than ever because the Bach on this year's scene is the super, swag Ben H. from Kaitlyn's season! (Yay, Kaitlyn chose Ryan - WOAH, sorry I mean Shawn over Ben and then Shawn went in got a nose job...okay I mean, that's still rumor buuut I'm just saying look at before and after pics LOL). 

Ben. H and Shawn B. just fighting for Kaitlyn last season of the Bachelorette. Aww. 

Anyway, tomorrow night at 8pm (5pm PST), we happily welcome Benny H. into our homes as we sit through God knows how many episodes (but seriously you never know because betches go home, betches get sent home, some come back, it's madness) of Ben's quest to find love. Awww. 

When Time Square is ready, the world is ready. 

So, while we're SO excited to watch tomorrow's new season, let's be real -  98 percent of you want things to NOT work our for Ben so you can go find him for yourself...don't lie. OH, and that other 2 percent? Umm, that's you wanting Ben to be happy, but you're still like pretty convinced he won't find love on the show, so you're still rooting for yourself. But HEY, whether or not Benny finds love or not, we're all TOO excited to see how this season pans out!

And because you nor I are currently on Ben's arm, Ben has to choose his future girl (I would say wife but we all after 20 seasons,YES TWENTY, that that could be debatable) from ABC's curated cast of this season's 28 contestants. Yeah, that's right...TWENTY EIGHT. Yup. 

SO, who are some of the Bach betches vying for Ben's heart? Well, here's how we got a little worried...

Ben's worried face? Hehehe. 

There's TWO twins from Vegas and their occupation is umm BEING A TWIN...(NOT joking. I mean I am sister, so can THAT be MY full time job?)

Several bartenders...obv 

A war veteran, which means prob one of the more intense background stories...

TWO "Lauren B's," but one prefers to be called "LB" (gee thanks Laurenz)

THREE black girls...Lolzzz

Two people from former seasons: Amber (bartender), Becca (virgin). 

A few teachers (gotta have the girls that just LOVE kidz)

Someone who openly admits to just being unemployed...I mean, sure. 

And last, but not least there's...

A COWGIRL...UMMM...

and 

A CHICKEN ENTHUSIAST...yes. Like. are you the Chick-fil-a cow mascot?!!! I don't get it. I'm not going to even try to guess what this means, I guess we'll find out soon enough. 

View the FULL Season 20 Cast HERE

Well, good luck Ben. Whether you end up with someone or not...you're 100% not going to be single for long. 

UGH. Ben with a BABY!! Yup, he's perfect. Get ready America. <3

THE EMMYS BEST and WORST DRESSSD! YAY!

THE BEST and THE WORST of The 2015 EMMYS! (Best Dressed, Best Moments, Worst Dressed, Worst Moments...you get it)

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So, the Emmy's happened last night...and I gotta say, it was really a GREAT show. (Unlike the VMAs. The VMAs were literally SO MIZ. And, if you're still confused about the definition of the word 'miz,' it can basically be explained as the 2015 VMAs.) 

Anyway, yes, The Emmy's were amazing. They really nipped their former "longest and most boring award show" stigma in the bud. Good for them! Andy Samberg helped a lot with that. Also this year, not only was Andy a good host with some pretty funny sketches, the show went by pretty fast, which most people were super happy about, but it went by SO fast for me that I ended up basically watching it again...no shame. #AwardSeasonFreak. 

Alright so let's get to it. The Emmy's were great, yada yada yada, SOOO what were the best parts?! 

1. Jon Hamm's name being called for the Emmy win for Best Actor in a Drama Series. Jon Hamm crawling/collapsing on the stage to get his Emmy. Jon Hamm accepting the Emmy and the crowd giving him a standing ovation. Jon Hamm standing there with a yes-I-finally-won-this-award-after-six-seven-years-and-yes-I-am-here-solo-because-Im-newly-single look on his face. Jon Hamm giving his acceptance speech. Jon Hamm leaving the stage. Jon Hamm in general. YES, he is the love of my life and my boyfriend in my head so like, I'm biased. But let's be real, you knew, I knew, he knew, the crowd knew, the Emmy people knew...he freaking waited and waited and seriously deserved that award. I'd like to buy the world an Emmy indeed.

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2. DIVERSITY (take note Academy). SO, remember when the Academy Awards had like NO and I mean ZERO, we're talking lets-snub-"Selma," diversity last year? Well the Emmy's were likeeee let's NOT do that and let's celebrate some diversity aaand some black women! HOLLA. Congratulations to Uzo Aduba, Regina King, and HUGE round-of-a-teary-plause for Viola Davis for making history and becoming the first black women to win the category of Best Female Actress in a Drama. WOAH. You get em girl. So, so, so proud. It's such a HUGE, and I mean HUGE step and inspiration for black women trying to make it in this industry. And even though Kerry and Taraj didn't win, their support was just beautiful. Kerry's tears I think may have even stolen the spotlight for like a few seconds. 

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SIDENOTE: Win or lose Kerry, you're perfect. LOVE YA! 

(Ugh, shes so modest).

3. Andy Sambeg's opening number. LOL HILARIOUS. If you haven't seen it - watch it HERE. 


Soo, what were the worst parts?! 

1. When Mad Men DIDN'T win Best Drama and Game of Thrones did...ew. I'm sorry, I know GOT is awesome but this was MM's last shot, so that was seriously miz. 

2.  When Olive Kitteridge won LITERALLY EVERYTHING. Like, okay, I haven't seen it and I'm sure it's amazing because the cast is amazing, but a sweep?!! REALLY?!! I was SO relieved when the Olive Kitteridge segment of the show was over...LOL... (that's a joke btw).

3. When you realized the Emmy people apparently only watched these shows this year: Transparent, VEEP, Olive Kitteridge, and Game of Thrones. UGH. MIZ.

Alright, so the moment you've mostly been waiting for - le fashion.  So, the Emmy red carpet was like oooook, it wasn't amazing. But there were some pretty great stand out dresses. Top trends included:  Orange lips, simply-chic dresses, bright colors – a lot of pink and purple hues, metallics, per usual, and some cool graphic dresses. 

So let's go ahead and begin with...

LE BEST 

Elizabeth Moss in Oscar de la Renta

So, so sad that she didn't win her Emmy/ that Mad Men didn't win best drama, but she looks beautiful in this hot pink toned Oscar gown. I love her hair awesome also. She's glowing. She looks simple, yet so elegant. Though this dress is a little reminiscent of Taylor Swift's Carolina Herrera gown a few years ago, Elizabeth wins. Mainly because she's Elizabeth and not Taylor Swift. 

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Oscar de la Renta

BOOM. I LOVE THIS DRESS. Another stunning Oscar creation. She literally looks like $1 million bucks (or however much she and Jake are actually worth lol). The color block purple tones are so perfect and I love the contrast with the pop of the orange lip. Maggie didn't win either, but she really nailed this look. Red carpet winner for sure. 

Gina Rodguiez in Lorena Sarbu

In photos this dress looks white, but on stage you could see that it was a pale shade of pink and it's just lovely. I love everything about this dress. Its youthful, its elegant, its such a princess dress and she looks like she's floating. Ahhmazing.  

Regina King in Krikor Jabotian

Welp, Regina dressed to WIN. This dress wins #1 for uniqueness. Everything from the detailed embellishments, to the open back, to the hoop skirt feature is flawless. She looks like sparkling pearl and a winning pearl at that. Congrats to Regina King for dressing like a Queen and killing it.  

Kerry Washington in Marc Jacobs

OMG. Kerry. This dress...I mean, this is my #1 favorite dress. There's nothing I don't love. Get it? LOL. Kerry just - win or lose, she wins in this dress. It's sexy, it's glamorous, it's metallic, it's embellished, it's mesh, it's Marc Jacobs, I DON'T KNOW - it's AWESOME. It looks like she's wearing a couture suit of armor and she's ready for battle. But, I mean, she obv already won the fight. Love, love, love. Seriously, this dress is everything.

 

Sarah Paulson in Prabal Gurung

Glamour to the tee. This dress, while normally I would say is a little wintery, it's stunning. Sarah normally always walks the carpet in something eye-catching, so this is just another one of those gowns. Beautiful, traditional off-the-shoulder elegance. Don't mind if I do. 

Jamie Alexander in Armani Prive

BOW DOWN to all things Prive. You can lay EVERY Armani Prive gown that has been on the red carpet ever and I probably know/love every, single one of them. Armani Prive never fails, and this gown is one of my all time favorite Prive gowns. I love the 1970s retro look,  I love the jewel tone fusion, I love the sequins, everything. It's just so perfect.  

 

Emma Roberts in Jenny Packham 

So, some people weren't really about this kinda pale, washed out look, and I don't love Emma Roberts (but yes, I'll still probably watch Scream Queens), but I love this. I love the plunge neck accessorized with the vintage, diamond chain, and I love the blush color. The dress is so elegant, it's hard to not like it. Washed out or not, I think Emma looks pretty damn stunning. 

 

Lena Headey in Zuhair Murad

You can never, and I mean never go wrong with a Zuhair Murad gown. Their wedding collection? It's just my every day dress fantasy. HAHA, but actually. This dress is just another example of more ZM red carpet perfection. Like most aka ALL Armani Prive dresses, I don't think there's a ZM dress that isn't on a best dressed list. 

 

Sarah Hyland in Zac Posen

Okay, so this dress is actually like a tad boring, lol, BUT she looks amazing in it. She can honestly rock anything and I'm a huge fan. This dress really does just frame her body perfectly and for that, she gets to be on le best dressed list. Nailed it in the simplest way possible. Good tailoring is a real thing ladies. 

Jane Lynch in Escada 

NAILED IT. This is probably one of the better suits I've seen on a red carpet. Jane did it right with the diamond necklace touch - so classy. I love it. 

  

Zoe Kahn in Miu Miu

I'm obsessed with this dressed. One may argue that it looks like a swirly candy-cane, but I love it. And my favorite part about the dress? The diamond jewels of course. This whole look is kind of edgy with just a hint of class. It's also super fun and it's own stand out number. Two thumbs waaaaay UP for you, Zoe. 

MAD MEN CRUSHES 

January Jones in In Ulyana Sergeenko

So, do I LOVE this jumpsuit? No. But do I LOVE that January is rocking a jumpsuit on the Emmy carpet and looks hot as fook?!! YES. I love the color and shape of this jumpsuit, aaaand that's about it, but the way Jan is wearing it - OH she's wearing it and shes looks unreal. You do you and everyone will just go with it...aka me. 

Jessica Pare in Monse

I mean...Jessica Pare is like my alter ego. Lol. I love her and her Frenchness more than I love the French...if you know me, you get that. HA. But this dress just makes her look even more delicate and even more stunning  than she is. To me, Jess is the definition of a natural beauty and I think this dress just complements her SO well. I love it. 

TREND ALERT 

Ellie Kemper and Christian Hendricks in Naeem Khan dresses. 

I LOVE these dresses. I love, them, I love them. I want them. SO awesome. Embellished, graphic, body-con? Yes, please.  

After all those lovely gowns, this year's BEST dressed award goes too...KERRY! It's Handled. 

Now, on to the next. 

Le MIZEST (translation: The WORST )

Heidi Klum in Versace

This dress...takes the cake...but in likee a Bruce from Matila way. (And if you don't get that reference, please, go educate yourself immediately.) On a scale from 1 to MIZ, this dress is beyond miz. Heidi looks stunning, but this dress...I saw it and I could NOT believe this was real. I'm just genuinely SO confused because one half literally looks like big bird threw up on it and the other looks like she missed her Studio 54 dance party calling? If the whole 1970s bell sleeve and flappy collar situation was taken - I'm sorry, RIPPED off the dress...and it was just that sheer tank thing, it would look a lot better. But still, the whole yellow netting thing...ehhh. Heidi, let's be real, you would have sent Versace home on this episode of Project Runway had this been created on the show...ugh. MIZ. 

Amy Schumer in Zac Posen 

Okay, so before I hear the backlash, yes we ALL love Amy. And yes she won last night. YAY Amy! And honestly, it's really not the dress that's bad, even though the tailoring is  a little off, but its really just the styling of the hair. Ugh, her hair was a mess. They styling did NOT work. Her dress is super elegant, and then her hair literally looked like Ms. Frizzle's from The Magic School Bus...and if you didn't get THAT reference...then you aren't American. OR you didn't have a normal childhood. LOL. But seriously, STYLING MATTERS. Head to toe look people!

 

Joanne Froggatt in J. Mendal

A similar situation. I don’t hate this dress either, but it’s the styling. WHY is her hair down? Its covering the WHOLE dress. Honestly, if her hair was up or slicked back, and she had on a sparkly ear cuff, I think she would have killed this look. But the loose hair with the loose chiffon makes the whole thing look mad frumpy. Ugh, miz. Sad, sad, Downton. 

Taryn Manning in In Rubin Singer 

I think...this dress...is literally...death on the red carpet. Like, if you had to actually picture the expression "dead man walking" besides a bunch of Walking Dead promo images, you'd probably think of THIS. Calm down Tayrn, it's not exactly Halloween yet, but Moritica Addams is going to want her dress back. 

Kathyrn Hahn in Vivienne Westwood

UMMM...this dress looks like a Victorian rug, excuse me - I'm sorry, this looks like SEVERAL Victorian rugs that someone decided were worthless lol (cause those rugs are mad expensive), and them cut up into random shapes and then glued them all together to make this dress. The only person that can get away with making clothes out of housing decor is Scarlett O'Hara. (And for those of who are just lacking in their movie watching, Scarlett O'Hara tore up her some old curtains in her home when she was going through her miz, super broke stage, like obv before she married Rhett Butler, and made a FAB dress out of them. Litterally fabulous. I used to have the Barbie so I know). 

Nazanin Boniadi in Stephane Rolland  

UMMM. Ugh. Okay, so this dress looks like its trying perform several parlor tricks on us at once, BUT it's not working and the whole thing is just a mess. I just...I just hate this. Hahaha. No easy way to say it. I could go on and on, but I won't. Ask me about in person, lol. 

CHRISTIAN SIRANO FAIL (so, miz)

Okay, this right here is the definiton of MIZ because I LOVE Christian. Literally my fav person on Project Runway from Day 1 of  his season. I mean he’s essentially the Kelly Clarkson of his season, aka the OG who made it big. Now he’s this amaze designer with an even more amaze studio in NYC’s meat packing district, and I had the pleasure of meeting him last year and he's GREAT. Buuuuuut, these Emmy dresses on the carpet were likeeee, not great. SO, so sorry Christian, but here we go…

Danielle Brooks 

Laura Pepron

And after all the MIZ dresses, this year's worst dressed award 100% goes to...HEIDI! Auf Wiedersehen!

  

Welp, that about does it for my Emmy wrap up! Hope you enjoyed. Catch at the next big show. 

Laaaters (British accent). 

P.S. Calling it NOW - Eddie Redmayne possible back to back Oscar win. Have you SEEN "The Danish Girl" trailer? Just hand him the awards now. 



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