Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Bachelor Ep. 2 RECAP!

Bachelor Recap Episode Two: "The One With the Bad Wedding and the Bad Breakup" RECAP!

So, if you're like me and my friends and you wasted a good two hours of your life that you'll never good back watching the second episode of "The Bachelor," lol OR if you didn't - don't worry I got you. Here is my top dramatic situations from last night's episode, simplified into seven hilarious moments. Vio-la! Your BACH RECAP!




1. The Wedding Date (AKA the WORST thing you can make any single girl not even close to marriage DO!)


I mean obviously the first group date on this season of the Bach is going to be a bunch of girls running around in wedding dresses taking fake wedding photos with their fake Bachelor husband! YAY! We love it obviously. So, each girl got a different "style" of wedding dress, OR bridesmaid dress if you were like unlucky, and had to pose for sexual - I mean sensual photos with Nick. Whoever had the most Bach chemistry would win that special alone time with Nick. Duh.

So, while all the girls are going about their wedding dress business, Corinne (crazy Miami princess), gets mad when she thinks the she's the hot one during the wedding shoot but turns out she's NOT because then another girl, Brittany, shows up topless in full on Adam and Eve gear. Yup.



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Obviously the group date was a little weird, I mean you really shouldn't put a girl in a wedding dress unless they're actually getting married, but you know what was fun?!  The fake fashion photographer. LOL. What a riot.


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So, much to Corinne's dismay, Brittany and Nick turn up the heat during the date in their Adam and Eve leaf costumes, and as they share the "sexy apple," LOL, the other girls start to get a little jealous. Especially, well, Corrine.


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Then things got awkward when Lacey got a little lonely as the sole bridesmaid in her wedding shot because Nick was obv paying more attention to the fake bride. Naturally. Slash Lacey was also wearing a retired bridesmaid dress costume from "Gilmore Girls," so then there's that...







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YAY maybe! Or like...maybe not.

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But Lacey bounced back and snuck into the wedding shot and managed to steal a kiss! Well, right after Danielle did. Whatever. You make fun of that back to back kiss.

Sadly later, Corrine then felt the need to also take her top off to win over Nick and lucky for her - she won. Yikes. I mean, gross.


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2. Corrine Be CRAZZY


After the group date, despite the fact that she had basically already won, Corrine didn't let ANY girl get personal time with Nick. The crazy betch interrupted everyone else's time to get MORE time to just kiss him over and over again.

 I don't know if she just likes kissing him or if just likes being the center attention...I just don't know. As the nice photographer girl put it: "It's just a lot."


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Personally I just think she was super hammered.


3. When Corrine Got the Rose After the TERRIBLE Wedding Group Date



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Yeah. Lauren B. was essentially all of us when that rose was given out. WHY Nick, WHY?!!



"My dad would be proud...even if I took my top off." - Corrine, 
of course. 


4. The One On One with the Quiet Nurse Girl...


Ugh, ya she's like SUPS boring, no real personality, besides the fact that she's a nurse so she's clearly super sweet and stuff, but still boring. But hey! It doesn't matter what I think. Nick seems to think she's cute - he seems into it so its whatever. Like literally it's whatever.


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5. The Museum of Broken Relationships...?



HAHAHAHA. This segment of the show was GOLD.

SO, Nick takes what seems like the reject crowd to this museum of broken relationships which is like the most MIZ thing ever. And OF course right there in one of the sad, sad museum boxes is - GASP - a dying or super dead rose with the once-upon-a-time engagement ring that Nick sadly gave Kaitlyn. Aww. Lol SIKE.

BUT WAIT - it gets better! Then these crazy actors come out and start screaming at each other and guess what?? They tell the group daters that on this date...drum roll please...they get to PRETEND to break up with Nick!! LOLzzz. Was it world's most awkward/ hilarious thing to watch? Yes. Yes it was.

OH and one girl slaps him across the face...


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"I think that's the first time I've been slapped in the face."
- Nick lolz. 


UMMM yeah, wow.

And just when you think things couldn't get any worse - LIZ THE DOULA steps in. Oy.

Yeah, betch steps in and gives Nick this mega deep apology and I gotta say, I don't think Nick liked it. Obviously, none of the girls knew what was going on but Liz was CLEARLY talking about the night she and Nick met at Jade and Tanner's wedding and supposedly slept together. BUT after Liz poured her heart to Nick (which wasn't a fake break up it was more of REAL ass talk that made Nick made super uncomfortable), literally all the girls were just silent and Nick literally had no idea what to do or say.

Basically it was SUPER AWKWARD and super hard to watch.

6. The Black Girl With Blonde Curls Admitted That She Likes Women...



Yeah so Nick talks to all the girls at the end of the group date and he sits down and talks to them about you know, life and marriage. Yada yada yada. And then the black girl with the blonde curls sits down and she starts out her conversation like:

"So, I used to date a girl..."

And Nick is likee, "OH! So, are we like competing?"

And then she's like, "I won't steal the one you want..."

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LOL. Okay good. Thank god. Glad's thats clear now. Like, it's no biggie. 


7. When Nick Says BYE To Liz


Well basically, Nick kept it short and sweet and just broke up with the betch. He was a little freaked out by Liz's little wedding stunt and he just sent the girl and her terrible romper home. Hey, I'm just happy NOT to see that back tattoo again. UGH. WOOF.


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Yeah she def was NOT happy, lol.

Nick also decided to share the news with the girls left over that he did in fact have sex with Liz at Jade and Tanner's wedding. GASP. (Even though I'm pretty sure some of them they already knew or had figured that out...)


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But it seems like the girls were severely blown away by the news and it looks like that drama is 100% going to carry over to next to week LOL.



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Personally, I'm just worried about what Corrine is going to do and whether or not the girls in the house are going to suffer her jealously wrath. YIKES.

Oh Corrine. God bless her and her entertainment value.


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Monday, January 9, 2017

Golden GLobes BEST and WORST Dressed!

Golden Globes BEST and WORST Dressed!



HAPPY AWARD SEASON EVERYONE!!! Last night the season kicked off with the Golden Globes Awards and the big winners for the night were Viola Davis, Meryl Streep, and the cast of "LA LA Land." Real talk. But the people who slayed and umm didn't slay the red carpet is a whole another story.

Top fashion trends of the night of the carpet were pink and gold hued dresses, with some pops of yellow and of course, the tradition black. The top beauty trends of the night were middle parted, tucked behind the ear locks as seen on Amy Adams and Mandy Moore, side-swept hair as seen on Viola Davis, Ruth Negga, and Kristen Bell, and finally messy buns as seen on Nicole Kidman and Emma Stone. Other than hair looks, the make choices with mainly either nude lips with a faded smokey eye or bold red lips as seen on Kerry Washington and Lily Collins.

Now that we've broken down the trends let's take a look at all the women who killed it on the carpet and those who, well, missed da mark.



BEST


Jessica Biel in Ellie Saab.

 By far my FAVORITE dress of the night! Love Ellie Saab, and this dress is just SO different and so elegant in a fun, unique way. I'm not a crazy Jess Biel fan but she SLAYS this dress, the velvet halter with the belted waist and beautiful, embellished bottom, it's just #FLAWLESS. Justin has the right to be proud.




 Mandy Moore in Nahem Khan.

 Wowza. Girl just popped outta no where and was like - BOOM I'M BACK BITCHES. And whata comeback. Not only was she nominated for her role in "This Is Us," but Mandy looked drop dead in this elegant, black gown, simple hair and drop-down jewels. Love, love, love this. It's like 90s singer WHO? LOL.
Kirsten Bell in Jenny Packman.

 Can we say FIERCE! Move OVA Elsa and Anna there's a new Ice Queen in town and she looks BANGING. Lol. I mean, come on, I love Frozen. Anyways, this may be the BEST I've ever seen K. Bell look. UNREAL. This plunge neck, the side-swept hair and the diamond bling? AH-AMAZING. I love it. Can't deal. Such a winner.
Thandie Newton in Bardot. 

 Ugh, one of my main black girl British girl crushes of the night - Thandie. This girl can do NO wrong. I am totally smitten with the look. The crisp, white, off-the-shoulder gown with the touch of sequins at the  bottle and the glitz of the back-lace bling - so beautiful. Can I get an AMEN up and here?! God save Thandie.
Tracey Ellis Ross in Zuhair Murad.

 YAAASS QUEEN! Not only did Tracee SLAY the Globes by becoming the FIRST black actress to win the Best Actress in a Comedy or Musical Show since Debbie Allie in 1982, the girl ROCKED the carpet in this elegantly detailed, Zuhair corset dress. Everything from the styling - the hair, the red lip, it's all just phenomenal.

Lily Collins in Zuhair Murad.

 Wasn't a total fan of her recent film, you know the one about her moving to LA to become an actress and like Warren Beaty is in it? I like don't even know the name of it, but anyway, I did however LOVE this look. I love the romantic pink color with the open back and her styling is perfection. That up do is royal and the red lip makes the whole outfit POP. I gotta say
Amy Adams in Tom Ford.

I mean well, duh. If you haven't seen Nocturnal Animals, Tom Ford's 2016 masterpiece, then why don't you go do yourself a BIG fashion favor? OOKAY.

Natalie Portam in Prada.

 I mean the girl is channeling Jackie O. What can be more perfect that?! If you've got a problem with her vintage feels, I most likely gotta problem with you. LOL. Kiddinggggg....kinda.
Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton.

 This is the lace dress done right - and who said the choker was dead? WINNING.

Ruth Negga in Louis Vuitton.

RUTH NEGGA IS EVERYTHING. Don't believe me? UMMM check out this article on Harper's Bazaar about how Negga is the new (hot, black British girl you should be obsessed with) fashion break out star of da year. ALREADY. HOLLA!
Viola Davis in Michael Kors. 

Viola IS the definition of #BlackGirl Magic. From her winning dress, her winning role for Best Supporting Actress in "Fences," to her winning intro speech for Meryl Streep - Viola is literally just a freeeaking WINNER. This is def HER YEAR. Way to go girlll!!! Cyring. So proud.




 Nicole Kidman in Alexander Queen.

 Not in to her medieval, romantic, Belle from "Beauty and the Beast"- style sleeves and sheer, yet sequined dress? Well, I am. A lot of other sites are too. Leave it to Nicole to look simply ageless and SO, SO elegant. Can I be you when I grow up?!


Emma Stone in Valentino.

WAHHHH SO PERFECT. SO WHIMSICAL. Hey, Emma - do something WRONG for once!! Just kidding. Don't. Be perfect foreeeeever. So, likeee when are we hanging out?! P.S. The dress is pale pink people and YES, those are sequin stars. It's "La La Land" perfection.




 Millie Bobby Brown in Jenny Packman.

 First thing I said when I saw Millie on the red carpet was just - staaaph. Girl looks SO good in this Jenny Packman dress and Sophia Webster shoes. Star on the rise for sure. OH, and she's just 12. It's whatever.



 Sarah Paulson in Marc Jacobs.

 I meeean, SARAH IS PERFECT. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. I love you. I love this dress. I love your hair AND I love the back of this dress. Obv not pictured, but its a beautiful keyhole open back. Golden PERFECTION.



 Hallie Steinfield in Vera Wang. 

 Let's be honest, it's hard to go wrong in a lavender chiffon dress. Especially when it's Vera Wang. Some may say it's too much, but I say there can never be too much chiffon. The hair and makeup is also flawless, and the diamond neck-line/necklace just tops it all off.



 Kerry Washington in Dolce & Gabbana.

Kerry is often known for her unique red carpet looks, but the new mother looks simply drop dead goregous in this gold color with her straight hair (which she rarely does), and dark lips. I LOVE it. And her shoes are also killer. The heels are straight up diamonds. It's fine.




WORST



 Keruchte in Dior (woof).

 There is really nothing to say about this dress expect bad prom dress 2.0??? And even if I saw girl wearing this at prom I'd be like: "Why you wearing hot pink satin girrrl?" Nah not killing it. Sorry Keruchte please go back to doing what you do best - fighting with Chris Brown. Eeeek!
Winona Ryder in Viktor and Rolf.

Well, this is just a sad excuse of a black dress - sorry. Like, even Winona looks SAD in it! AM I RIGHT? I mean I think it was a fine concept, but it was just executed poorly. Whoops.



Anna Kendrick in Vionnet. 

Oh boy. Well so many things. First all this awkward grey colors washes out the already pale actress. When you are pale - wear pops of color - SHINE! Be a Michelle Dockery NOT a Winona Ryder!! Lol. And the red lip literally does nothing. It's not a totally ugly dress it's not pretty. This is the definition of womp, womp.



Evan Rachel Wood in custom Altuzarra.

 I mean, I know ERW's was trying to make a stand out statement in a suit and trying to let girls know that they don't have to wear a dress on the red carpet, but I mean stars like Diana Keaton and Julia Roberts were doing the whole suit/jumpsuit thang like WAAAY before you Rachel. I mean Octavia Spencer also wore a suit to the Globes. So. I personally don't think the soap box was necessary and I would have preferred to see her in a dress. Sorry. 

Drew Barrymore in Monique L'Huillier.

 So this dress isn't exactly terrible it's the styling. The styling is just all wrong. Zoomed in - Drew's hair looked like someone had just rubbed her head. AND she shouldn't even be wearing her hair down with a "cold shoulder" dress, it should be pulled up OR back so you can see her sleeves. Also she just didn't carry what could have been a beautiful look well at all. Mehhh sorry Drew.
Sienna Miller in Michael Kors.

 Ugh, so we have the EXACT same styling problem here as well. The dress isn't bad it's a classic sequin MK dress BUT the styling is ALL wrong. I know Sienna is known for her quirky, unique style choices but pairing this sequin dress with pearls and a school-girl black ribbon is like a big NAHH for me. Love ya girl, but this look was not for the win.
Kirsten Wiig in Reem Acra. 

 I mean, again not a terrible dress BUT it's just boring. And with her new short bob, it just would have been cool to see Kristen in something more fierce. This dress is just blahhhhh and it totally washes her out. BUT kudos to her and Steve Carell for having the funniest segment of the night for sure. She never lets down with da funny, the fashion just needs some work.
Sarah Jessica Parker in Vera Wang. 

UGHHH CARRIEEE!! Lol. So interesting, the young Hallie Steinfeld was also wearing a similar designed Vera dress on the carpet and she looked amazing, BUT the design of the dress in white satin with SJP crazy hair and dark makeup is not cute. Sorry SJP!!! I love ya, but this was not one of my favorite SJP looks.









 Jessica Chastain in Prada. 

 I LOOVE Jessica. She really can do no wrong, but I don't love this look. Does the dress fit her figure well? YES. Does the color look amaze with her red hair? YES. Is the necklace dope? FER SURE. So what's wrong with it? Well the sequin roses and the 90's cut of the dress is just mehhh outdated looking. Not a terrible dress, but just not great and Jessica IS GREAT, so she can do better.
Felicity Jones in Gucci.

Ugh, it SO hard putting SOO many people I LOVE on the worst dressed list. I hate doing and I LOVE Felicity SO much like - British girl crush for sure (even though I have like 50 British girl crushes, I won't even list them all because it would turn into novel), but I'm totally confused by fairy looking Gucci gown. The color is pretty and well on trend with all the pink, but it's just not really pretty...design wise. Ugh, miz.




 Carrie Underwood in Iris Serban.

Pink again! On trend YES. Pretty? Nope. And that's pretty much all I have to say about that. Other than the flower pedal attack though, Carrie's face looks stunning.




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Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Bachelor Nick Is At It AGAIN!

Bachelor Nick Is At It AGAIN!!! The Bach Is Back, Which Means So Are We! Here Is The First Bach RECAP Of The Bach Season! 



Welp, it's official. On Monday night, the 21st Bachelor season kicked off with NickViall as the leading man - that's right Nick is BACK! But this time - he's handing out the roses. Talk about a GAME CHANGER.  The twice jilted 'Bachelorette' contestant, and the once Bachelor In Paradise survivor (literally, it might as well be 'Survivor' with somewhat more attractive people and a whole lot more making out), has decided to go on the journey to find love and hopefully find some lovely, young mental health doctor to fall in love with?





LOL.

(Also, she's ten years younger than him, so there's that...)

Yes, The former Bachelorette who was dumped by Andi Dorfman, and then dumped again by Kaitlyn Bristowe, and actually did the dumping on the last season of BIP (yeah, he broke Jen's heart and she was like a AMAZE), is hoping to find the love of his life on national TV for the fourth time around.

"I have a track record."



So, let's stop beating around le ROSE bush (lol see what I did there), and let's break down some of the BEST moments from last night's "Bachelor" premiere.

And yeah, it' was pretty miz.


BACH MOMENTS


 1. Nick mets with the former Bach bros.

So, Nick meets with some of the former Bachelor's which include Ben, who is apparently still with Lauren, Chris, who is still single after a week stint with former fiancee Whitney LOL, and Sean who is OBV happily married and has a beaut baby boy with his wife, Catherine. AW So cute. Love them. So they guys give some helpful advice, I guess, but Chris obv really doesn't have any good advice cause he's like still single...yeah, it's clear the Bach didn't work for him.

 2. The red sea.

LOLOLOL. WHY THE FOOK DID SO MANY GIRLS WEAR RED?!!! LIKE WHY? It was like every girl took advice from the red dress dancer emoji! I just don't understand. So, to the few girls that didn't get the red dress memo kudos to you. It's so damn hard to stand out in that sea of red.






3. All the black girls.

THERE'S SO MANY BLACK GIRLS IN THE SEASON!! A ground breaking SIX girls! (But will any of them win? Probs not. Womp, womp).




4. The girl in the awful yellow dress.

UM, she got out of the limo with a matching yellow fan and I thought she was gonna tango or attempt too, but then she threw the fan away and didn't. Ugh. She looked like a trashier, more sequin version of Belle from Beauty and the Beast....I think that's what she was going for, but it didn't work. Belle wouldn't have pulled than fan shit, she's like way more graceful than that.


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5. The girl that told Nick that her friends said he sucked.

UMMM that's NOT the way to win the first impression rose sweetie...




6. The girl who brought Neil Lane with her.

I mean, you gotta test drive the ring right? Sure.

7. The girl who doesn't wear underwear.

COMANDO POWER!

8. Nick trying to figure out whether not he remembers Jade's maid of honor friend he def had sex with at Jade's wedding.

The look on Nick's face while he's trying to figure it out is priceless...

"I'm 99% sure that's her..."


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9. The nurse with the uncooked hot dog.

Yeah, that sounds crazy dirty because the whole thing kinda was oddly dirty...in a really gross way.


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10. The girl who likes "a good hump."

Oh get your mind out of the gutter! Naturally, I'm talking about Lacey M coming in on a cameral. Duh. Who doesn't like a good hump? LOLzz




11. The girl who is naturally obsessed with dolphins.

"She's in a shark costume but she's a dolphin?" LOLOLOLOL.

That's all. (But I love that she was wearing heels with her costume). #Winning


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12. When the Miami Princess decides to aggressively kiss Nick.

UM OKAY. So, not only is Miami Princess seem like the world's biggest brat - I mean she has a NANNY - she also looked like a child making out with an old man when she kissed Nick. Like she looks SOOO young compared to him! She's ten years younger and you can tell. Ew.

13. When the cute black girl/professional cheerleader started crying for NO reason.

BUT WHY YOU CRYING ALREADY?!!! #FirstBlackGirlDown

14. When Nick shuts down Jade's bridesmaid friends.

"I mean my number is really easy to come by, like Jade has my number..." LOL YIKES.


15. WHEN A BLACK GIRL GETS THE FIRST IMPRESSION ROSE

This is history in da MAKING people!!! Rachel you go girl! There's hope for all the miz Jubliee's out there...maybe.




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SEASON PREDICTIONS

So predictions front runners for the season?

1. The nail salon owner for sure. She has great hair.
2. Rachel, cause I mean she won the first impression.
3, The French speaking special needs teacher because she seems like angel.
4. The somewhat quiet nurse girl. She kinda sounds like a mouse, but Nick seems to be into her.

Annnd someone else who is brunette cause Nick like brunettes. (Andi, Kaitlyn, Jen...all brunettes).

SEASON PREVIEW

From the show-ending preview of the overall season (where everyone pays close attention to who they see the most and who they think is going to win), it looks like Nick DOES in fact fall in love with someone AND the Miami Princess girl, seems to make it pretty clear that she is a HUGE SLORE. Like, she's def the worst.

100% Here for the WRONG reasons. HAHA.


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Ugh, whatever, it's going to be a long MIZ ass season. I'm just excited because I missed Chris...he's single ladies.


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Monday, September 19, 2016

EMMYS BEST DRESSSED!

BEST DRESSED A LA EMMYS 


So, the Emmys happened last night and I gotta say...they were pretty great. Jimmy Kimmel hosted the 68th prime time Emmy Awards show and the guy was pretty hilarious. The show wasn't too drawn out, like I was SUPER surprised that it ended promptly at 11pm, (you know unlike the Oscars), Jimmy really kept the show moving with hilarious skits, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and a lot of great cracks about Maggie Smith. Congrats to that "Downtown Abbey" dame by the way!

Ugh, really gonna miss Downtown. Meh. But besides the lovely Maggie Smith - who were the big winners of the night? Well, Emmys vet TV show, "Game of Thrones" broke the Emmys record last beating the classic, "Frasier" with the most Emmys award wins. The 90s sitcom has a total of 37 Emmys and GOT nows has 38! GASP. (To me this is kind of like when "Lord of the Rings" broke the Oscar record and won more awards than "Titanic"....no?)

So, anyway big congrats to GOT woot woot, BUT the show I reeeeallly care about? DA PEOPLE VS OJ SIMPSON!! WHOO! And not only was legit the WHOLE cast nominated for an Emmy, which is pretty crazy, the three best cast members won...duh.

BIG Congrats to my girl Sarah Paulson, Sterling K. Brown, and Courtney B. Vance, whose preacher style acceptation speech stole the show. LOL.

YAY for all the awesome Emmy winners! It was a great show, but now let's talk FASHION. EEK! Here are my TOP looks on last night's red carpet.


LE BEST OF THE BEST 

Sarah Paulson in Prada. 
Not only did Sarah Paulson give the performance of the year as Marcia Clark in the winner for Best Limited TV Series, "The People vs. OJ Simpson," she also stole the show in her simply STUNNING Prada gown. Everything from her blunt, blonde cut, to her diamond earrings that perfectly compliment the sparkles in the all over gown in just, well #Flawless. And since Beyonce didn't show last night...(not over it)...Sarah Paulson reigns supreme as Queen. Congrats Sarah! 



Kristen Bell in Zuhair Murad.
Wow. This dress was just like wow. I have really no words expect for that this may be the best dress Kristen Bell has every worn ever. Like this is a career changing dress. This is probably one of my favorite red carpet looks I've seen in a long ass time. Not only was the dress just amazing, her styling was on point. Her hair cut with the simple diamond drop earrings is just so elegant. Like, Anna and Elsa are prob super jealous of this dress. I know I am. Def fit for a princess. 


Michelle Dockery in Oscar de la Renta. 
UGH sadly this is the last time we'll see Michelle on stage for anything Downtown related, but the girl looked Kate Middleton regal in this ruffled Oscar down. The black and white is just so classy, like her duh, and I can't WAIT for her American accent in her new Fall show "Bad Behavior." I'll miss Mary Crawley, but thank god for Michelle. 



Priyanka Chopra in Jason Wu. 
UMMM. DID YOU SEE HER TWIRL?!! Wow. Not only did she just look super fierce in this red hot number, but when she and Tom Hiddleston walked out on stage last night, not only was she gliding on air, when she spun around it was like the world stopped for just a minute. Also, she and Tom Hiddleston should date like NOW. Talk about one attractive British couple. Sorry Taylor. 



JK. We're not sorry. 

BEST 

Sarah Hyland in Monique L'huillier. 
One of my favorite things on the red carpet is pants, but pants done right. This look is very Marie Antoinette meets modern day woman and I LOVE it. It's the most regal non-ballgown I've ever seen and Sarah completely rocked this look with her side swept up-do and minimalistic jewels. "Modern Family" may have lost to "VEEP," but Sarah slayed.  



Constance Zimmer in Monique L'huillier. 
Another Monique look, Constance looked pretty pink in this elegantly ornate gown. I think my favorite thing about this look is the blunt, edgy hair cut in contrast with the very feminine frills of the gown. I also died for the shade of her perfectly pink lipstick. Like the whole thing was just so on point. If she was a real Bach contestant, I'd give her my rose. 


Maura Kelly  in Cristian Siriano. 
I may be biases because "The Affair" is one of my favorite shows and Maura totally kills it in the show, even though she didn't win, I love her adorable, custom made Cristian Siriano gown. Her side-swept hair and the diamond studs was the perfect amount of elegance to make the outfit stand out. I think my favorite thing about this look is the tea-length skirt. Very retro, very "Mad Men." (Yeah, I'm still not over Mad Men's ending, it's fine). 


Minnie Driver in Versace. 
Another woman who rocked the tea-length dress, my girl Minnie. God I love this woman and this dress is just sexy gorgeous. There was a lot of yellow on the carpet last night, but Minnie did it the best. I don't even know how old Minnie is, but she literally looks UNREAL in this dress. The cool and causal hair with sleek and sexy cut outs is just perfection. I'm pretty sure I am 20 or 30 years younger than her and I don't think I would look as good in this dress. Like I wouldn't. She's amazing. 



Claire Danes in Schiaparelli.  
So, I LOVE this dress. Why? Well because it's a gold sequin dress. Duh. And Claire's hair always looks great, like so effortless its a joke. But the only thing that completely kinda ruined this look was Claire's ABSURDLY orange skin. I don't know HOW her stylist let her go out on the carpet looking as orange as she did, but LUCKILY, the tan actually photographed a lot better than it looked on TV. Because on TV, not gonna lie it was like umpa lumpa city. But again, the dress is gorgeous and she rarely does wrong in the fashion department so we're letting the crazy tan slide...kinda. 


America Ferrera in Jenny Packham. 
Okay, so I know what most people are thinking, this outfit is pretty basic. A navy, sequin dress. Whoop-de-do. BUT the styling for America's whole look is FLAWLESS. Unlike Claire, her tan is perfection and I love the nude lip and JLO glow she's got going on with the wavy hair, disco earrings and of course, the gown. I think this is the perfect example of how you can make a fairly simple, B-List dress look A-list on the carpet. Bravo! 



Kerry Washington in Brandon Maxwell. 
SLAY ALL DAY. Though a lot of us are kinda pissed at Lady Kerry right now because she's about to be a mama again and we're all mizzz because that means no more "Scandal" for awhile...ugh, so selfish. LOL. BUT the mommy-to-be looked sophisticated sharp in this Brandon Maxwell design, perfect her super baby bump. And let's not forget Kerry's natural hair do. Talk about #BlackGirlMagic. 


Guiliana Ranic in Georges Chakra Couture.
Though I am super convinced that E! is STILL trying to hide Guiliana's arms from the site of the public so she can continue the slay the red carpet interviews for award season, but this "etherial" cape dress mixed with sparkles and tulle is just everything. Can I wear this to my wedding? Because I would. 


Sophie Turner in Valentino. 
If you aren't to blinded by the site of Sophie's rock, lol then you can see how cool this black, lace and tulle gown is. I normally don't like black on red carpets, Kerry aside, but when you can do something cool and intricate with black, you can really rock it. I love Sophie's bleach blonde hair with the black lace its very dark and edgy meets sweet and sophisticated. Loooove it. 



Olivia Culpo in Zac Posen. 
So, I'm gonna be honest, I don't really know why she was at the Emmys LOL but, this dress is well, beautiful. Like a literal work of art. She looks like an ice princess who just stepped out of the snow or something and I just love it. I would also wear this dress to my wedding, no shame. 


Abigail Spencer in Jenny Packham. 
A lot of Jenny Peckham and a lot of Zac Posen on the red carpet last night, but this is one of my favorite looks for several reason that are probably obvious - the sequins, the tulle, and the ruffles. This dress basically has all the makings of what I call a perfecr dress. Expect my perfect dress would be like gold or silver. Not navy. 


Tracey Ellen Ross in Ralph Lauren. 
Winter white looks hot this is "Blackish" star. The cut out, chiffon number was a winner on the carpet and my favorite thing about the look is her slicked back hair with the fun, disco earrings.  "Blackish" may not have won this year, but Tracy is such a fashion maven on the carpet and a winner in my eyes. She's just taking after her moma in all the right ways. 





E! Online screen shots. 
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Tuesday, September 6, 2016

TSwift and Hiddleson Are OVA!!

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleson are DUNZOO!! But I Mean...Are We Surprised?! Nope. 




Bump, bump, bump - another one bites the dust! Wait - hold on, am I having deja vu?! Didn't I JUST write a blog post about a recent TSwift break up?! UMM YEAH, I did. When? Just THREE months before when Swift broke up former beau, Calvin Harris. Yeah, we really hate to tell ya'll we told you so. JK. We don't. 

Geez. The girl does not quit. Do we think all this dating is just research for her new album?! OR is the girl just literally INSANE? Cause let's be real, have any of TSwift's romances lasted...nope. I especially should have made a bet about this one because the rumored PR stunt relationship with British bad boy (well, at least he plays one on TV), Tom Hiddleson, is now officially over after just three months. HMM. A little odd. Well, yes because that was awfully short, but then no because it's Taylor.

The night "HiddleSwift" apprently fell in love. LOL. OK. 

So the reason for the rumored break up? According to US Weekly, who broke the news of the split, Taylor is the one who decided to end the relationship because Tom apparently wanted to make their relationship "more public."

Wait, wait, I'm sorry - TOM wanted to make the relationship more public?! And Taylor was MAD about this??! Earth to Taylor - you're a freaking PUBLIC FIGURE! Everything in your life is public! You're also freaking Taylor Swift and your love life has NEVER EVER been not public!! You've got a freaking encyclopedia of celebrity romances that sure as hell aren't public so this reasoning for a break up is confusing to us...



So, I am gonna go ahead and call BULL on Taylor and her PR team, yet again because that reasoning makes no sense. For several reasons:

1. Taylor Swift broke up Calvin Harris in the most PUBLIC way possible and even proceeded to publicly shame him after they broke up and she started dating Tom RIGHT AWAY. Talk about rude.

(Meanwhile Harris wins GQ's Man of the Year Award. Way ta bow it Taylor.) 

Calvin lookin GOOD. 

2. She took some pretty PUBLIC photos of her and Tom making out like they've been married for 100 years years on a beach RIGHT after she broke up with her boyfriend of a year - WHO DOES THAT?! Not normal people.



3. Taylor put herself in the middle of the public again at her super PUBLIC 4th of July party that she released MAD photos of that have pics of Tom wearing an "I love T.S." shirt. I'm pretty sure he didn't pick that out on his own...



4. Then just a few weeks later Taylor was yet again the PUBLIC eye after Kim Kardash pulled a boss move and called the singer out for lying about not knowing about Kanye's West song "Famous," with videos of Swift agreeing to the song.

#TeamKimye

 (Rumor has that Tom was annoyed with THAT. So whose fault is that? Taylor's. Not Tom. Taylor has also been super silent since the snapchat incident. Yikes.)

5. A recent Perez Hilton article talked about how Taylor was frustrated with Tom while he has been in Australia filming "Thor," saying that she wasn't able to see him enough and was extremely needy and controlling with what Tom was doing. Yup, that sounds a tad familiar...Calvin said something similar about Swift as the reasoning behind their breakup.

(It's like HELLO your BF is in Australia filming "Thor" with people like Idris Elba! Leave him alone! Geez.) 

So, apparently their break up was mutual, but then again, that's what they said about Taylor's break up with Calvin and we all know how that ended up.

AKA leave me ALONE and stop talking shit. And he was being NICE.

So bottom line is, do we think this whole Taylor broke up with Tom because Tom wanted to be "more public" is true?? Hands down 110% NOPE. Lies. And we all know now this girl is reeeally good at lying. But one thing is def probably true tho and that's that both Calvin Harris and Tom Hiddleson are bout to be featured on a classic TSwift album. And like we say in good ole England, God save them.

YUP. 

Looks like to me that Taylor's constant break ups will never go "out of style." LOL. Okay, okay, I'm done.

Here we go again. #NeverEverGettingBackTogether


SIDE NOTE: Taylor doesn't deserve to go to da Emmys anyways. You rock that nomination on your own Hiddleson!




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