Globes Red Carpet Fashions

My Best Dressed From "Les Golden Globes"

  The Golden Globes were amaaazing last night. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler killed it and I dare say that it was better than last year. I don’t know about you but, pretty much everyone I was rooting for won – shout out to Jared Leto, Leo Di, Mathew Mcconaughey…and obv Cate Blanchette aka the goddess. Yes, the awards were amazing. There were some pretty damn good movies this year all the categories were honestly tough calls. But besides the show itself – the real reason 90% of us celeb crazzee people watch the Globes slash every other award show is because of the fasssshionnn (OBV). So let’s get to it. This is NO way ranked by best to worst or anything – here is just a list of people who I thought looked AWeSOMe. Like SO amazeee I wanted to steal their clothing asap… I appreciated the amount of sequins and embellishments that graced the carpet this year likee SO much...but, I mean what else is new? 

RED CARPET TRENDS: Mullet Hem Lines, Pale Dresses, Dark Dress, Red, Plunge Neck Lines, Black and White Dresses, Metalic and Sequin Gowns

 

 

THE VETS ( ladies who have been to the Globes before/won or have been nominated )

Cate Blanchette 

She stole the show. 1. Because she won the award for yet another fabulous Woody Allen film, Blue Jasmine. She is always one of my favorites she never lets you down on the carpet. 2. She should honestly be royalty. The woman looks so god damn regal in everything. She looks like a statuette herself. The Armani lace gown is perfect - the perfect mixture of sexual elegance. 

Naomi Watts 

 

 

Even though Naomi wasn't nominated this year, she stole the show for me by just presenting awards in this GORGEOUS super edgy and chic, modern slinky gown with an awesome jeweled halter that appeared to look like a necklace, but actually was part of the gown revealing a beautiful cris-cross feature in the back. She always does metalics right. Way to work da  #TomFord.

Mila Kunis  

Mila always looks great on the red carpet. Though she was not nominated last night, she presented just like a vet should and looking stunning doing so. I was all abut this ombre sequin look. The dress was super feminine contrast to her sexy smokey eye look.

 

THE BRITS  (the British ones...)

Lupita Nyong'o

I mean this Hollywood newbie stole the show. The young British actress who just graduated from Yale, (OH excuuuuse me), and had her big film debut in Brad Pitt's 12 years A Slave, is killing it. She is stunning. She took the Ralph Lauren frock and just wore it effortless. No jewels, no statements except for the boldness of her red dress. AND THE CAPE?! UGH BYEEE. Nothing short of amazing. 

Michelle Dockery 

Michelle looked like the Downton royalty she should in this Oscar De La Renta gown. Though Downton wasn't a winner, Michelle won best dressed for me. She looks simply stunning in this embellished gown with the modern mullet hem line revealing her pale heels. Ugh. She looks whimsical. She IS the British woman I would diee to be. 

Emma Watson   

Emma Waston surprised with a unique dress/pants ensemble. But did we love it? Yup. Watson showed us last night how being edgy can be glam. Dress in da front, pants in da back. BOOM. fooled ya. I'm elegant and awesome. Ya, I feel that.

Kate Beckensale 

Honestly, Kate hasn't done anything I've seen in awhile. Like, I watched Pearl Harbor a few nights ago? Does that count? But I could have cared less what she had been in recently or NOT last night cause the girl looked UNREAL in this awesome reflective, so avant - garde embellished gown. Beautiful. My dream dress, fo shooo. She takes mermaid gown to a whole new level.

 

GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI (ladies who rocked Gucci on da carpet)

Margot Robbie 

I can't even talk about this girl. 1. Because she's 23. I'm 23. OH. 2. Because she got paid to look HOT and have sex with Leo in The Wolf of Wallstreet...jealous much?? I MEANNN....ugh. She's perfect. And she looked even more PERFECT last night. For her first Globe red carpet, she killed it in this beautiful white Gucci ensemble. The slit, the jeweled trimmings? Ugh. flaw-less. Way to go Margot. Can I be you now? 

Olivia Wilde 

Oh you're pregnant?? Whatever. Girl looks stunning in this long sleeved Gucci. The emerald green is flawless on her. I didn't even realize she was pregnant until like, later...when I looked up close. No joke. She always looks amazing on the red carpet she was one of my favorite looks last year and this year. As always.

 

TV's LEADING LADIES (ladies in tv...well, obv)

Zooey D 

I looove New Girl (well, I LOVE Schmidt...lolzz), and I love Zooey too. She and her quirky personality always make me smile. Zooey is essence of a vintage female beauty, she always channels that old Hollywood glamour on the carpet. This year she did something a little different but still super feminine. I LOVE this sequin crop (obv the crop) over this fun sparklie, tulle skirt with the again mullet hem line trend. Now, I am NOT a fan of the little rose in her hair, but the main outfit I love and would 100% wear on the carpet myself and the shoes...ugh, so fierce.

Elizabeth Moss 

My Mad Men diva. This year, she was not nominated for Mad Men but for the mini series, Top of the Lake, which she won! Go Liz! While some people didn't love her dress, I love this super dark and edgy, sexy, sequin gown. The dress is perfectly cut and fits Liz to the tee. The cool geometric shapes is so different, and so interesting. The dress detailing is amazing. I love her triangle earrings ( YO DELTAS), that she used to top off the look and we see AGAIN the mullet hem line. TREND ALERT: mullet hemline dresses everyone. 

Cara a la Knicks Game

Oops, Cara Public Make Out Round 2 - Cara and Michelle Rodriguez Get A Lil' SloPpY a la Knicks Game 

 
Photo via The Huffingtong Post. 


People obviously attend basketball games for the basketball...but, at the recent Knicks game on Tuesday night, the people who were in attendance got another full on court side show. The infamous Cara Delavingne and "Lost" actress, Michelle Rodriguez, got a littleee court side sloppy at the game. Their drunk banter lead to constant selfies, cuddling...and eventurally some standard making out. Casual. The two were also smoking E-cigarettes inside the stadium, puffing and blowing smoke along the side lines. While both gals were wasty-facey, Rodriguez was reported basically what I like to call "blackout passout"...seeing as though she passed out on Cara's shoulder at one point and Cara being the good friend that she is...took her draaank away. The previous night Cara attended anothaa bball game with bestie Ri Ri after having spent a crazy NYE with her. Oh, Cara. Girl gets around. Rodriguez has previously stated that she is NOT gay, but has no prob hooking up with women --fair enough. SO, maybe Cara feels da same way? But, whether Cara is gay, straight, or bi-sexual...the girl is always having a great God damn time. Welp, as they say in Londontown - Cheers to you Cara!


Check Out TMZ's Full Photo Gallery Here...its cray 
 

 

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JUAN PABLO.

Juan Pablos Ladiess are CRAY: The Top Ten Things You Missed IF You Didn't Watch the Bachelor On Monday...(and if you did you feel me...)

 les ladiess.

From the very second Juan Pablo and his fine self stepped out of the limo back on Des' season of the Bachelorette, I knew it was meant to be. That's right, I feel madly in love with the Venezuelan God just as he tried (key word being tried) to teach Des how to pronounce his name. Then the two shared a magical game of soccer where Juan showed off his pro futbol skills. AHHH swwwooon. Needless to say, he's perfect. Des was a huge idiot, but she did him and the world a favor because now he's the bachelor and its finaaally JUANURARY. <3 <3

The 2 hr Bachelor premiere on Monday night was as crazy as we expected. Juan, being, Juan, got his pot of ladies boosted up to 27 from the normal 25. KILLINNN IT. But, while that was great for him...it wasn't so awesome for us girls who were at home watching. The main reason being because we OBV all wanted to be there fighting for Juan's roses (and then some ;) ...), yet these randooo girls ranging in ages from 21 - 32 ( Dont EVEN get me started on the 21 year old...), are the chosen ones and some of them are just...well miz. Ah, yes, don't we just LOVE when people make fools of themselves on reality television? As much as you wannaaa make out with Juan Pablo (again, and then some ;) ...), you're also glad that America isn't laughing at you. NOT with you - def AT you.

Here's all the fabulousss bachelor television gold you might have missed:


1. This goes without saying buuut Juan Pablo and his beautifulness. I mean shirt off, shirt on, shirt off...he looks great. I could watch this man 24/7. If anything he is the MAIN reason why you should be tuning into the bachelor. Duh. Just pretend the girls aren't there...

2. Camilla. I mean...his daughter?! Ugh. He's like the best dad. And you're like wait - I want him to be my dad!! But then he's running on the beach shirtlesss and then you're like OH JK...trynaa hook up with this man. But Camilla is perf, and I'm NOT over her golden hair. UGHH. She's 100% gonna be some Venezuelan hair goddess model when she's older! Whoever her mom is, which is still a mystery, she fucked up. #idiot.

3.  The overly excited, always smiling, can't stop taking, blonde pediatrician. She's SO giddy its super annoying. You like wanna tell her that life isn't all that great and the world is a dangerous place...but no, I'm pretty sure she'd just smile and whip out a stethoscope and listen to your heart...

4. OH there are 2 black girls this time around!! One girl who is obv half black (I guess she counts), and Chantel. OH I'm sorry I mean ssshhhh-antel. That is how she teaches Juan to say her name, and  we all laughed and said is home gurl for REALL, but then her name is the only name Juan remembers sooo...she's wins.

5. THE CAREER DESCRIPTIONS  FOR THESE WOMEN. And I thought "VIP Cocktail Waitress" and "Professional Organizer"  were bad in the past seasons. I was wrong. Well...6 and 7...

6. The Free Spirit. She jumps out of the limo like she's at may poll festival with a flowy dress (which I actually loved...) and flowers in her hair and NO SHOES. She's a free spirit. AKA: Jobless.

7. The Dog Lover. I love dogs, you love dogs, but its NOT our careers!! Of course this girl brings along her dog...Molly. Cuuute, but likeee no.

(SPOILER ALERT: These two end up getting a rose...SO I mean I guess Juan is down...)


8. The crier. UGH. This girlll. I just could NOT. The poor girl was engaged a few months agoo (!!!!) and her former flame called her up and called it off. SUCKS. Now she's channeling all that emotional baggage onto reality TV and freaaaking cries to Juan about it. No, no, and no. STOP CRYINGG. It's the first night! Is that a joke?? Jesus. She is not tough enough for the lions den.

9. THE MESSAGE THERAPIST. OH MY GOD. She gives Juan a full bodymessage through his suit...it looks like she is GROPING the shit out of him and she's getting off while do it...it's honestly the scariest thing. This is truly something you have to see to believe...

10. Saved the Best for last. The ginger in the pink dress. First of all, whoever thought that she should wear a bubble gum pink dress with her red hair was wrong. She looked like Valentine's day. Secondly...I mean she wanted the rose SOO badly. Wow. That awkward moment when Juan Pablo calls someone else's name and you think it's your name and you BOTH walk up to accept the rose...AHHH. Poor Kaitlin (red head)...heard Juan say "KAT" aka the girl behind her...and Kaitlin obv jumped to the rose before Kat could. SO AWK. SO AWK. Everyone in America had a bad cause of third person awkwardness. Especially when poor Kaitlin didn't get a rose...#yikes #sui #miz

"Can you take both of us?" Katherine pleads. UMM no.


Can't wait for next Monday. Don't you just looove Juanurary?? My money is on the opera singer and the lawyer. 100%.

Miley Denies Dissing Bey

This Just In - OH NO She Didn't, Because Apparently... She Actually Didn't...

JK, JK, Apparently, Miley is safe. Well, whatever your definition of safe is. But it is safe to say that Miley's interview with British magazine, LOVE, got a little outta hand. Miley took to Twitter this evening to defend herself saying that all these quotes that have been released featuring her dissing da queen are crazy, and she would never ever disrespect Beyonce...I mean likee, who disrespects Beyonce? No one.

Les Tweets:






A recent USA TODAY article released about an hour ago, sarcastically defends the star saying that the rumors aren't true and somehow these anti-Bey quotes were indeed made up and as fake as can be. 

(CLick Here for USA TODAY Coverage) 

Well 2013 was for sure the year of Miley, but its only been 2 days into 2014 and Miley is still making headlines. What a great way to start of the new year, huh? Can someone get me a wrecking ball? Never mind, I'll just find one myself and ride it around and knock shit down until I get to the bottom of all these rumors...and who starts them. I'm gonna start one....get readddy ya'll.