Prenup citty and Bey and Jay Wedding crashers?

Kim and Kanye "We Want Prenup, We Want Prenup HEY!" and Why It's Gonna Take Some Convincing to Get Beyonce and Jay Z to Their Wedding....

photo via Daily Mail.   

Kim and Kanye Had Dinner With Anna Wintour in NYC Last Night To "Celebrate" THE Cover #vom

In the words of Kayne and Jamie Foxx's old, but still very prevalent song: "Gold digger," Kanye explains that a pre-nup "is something that you need to have because when she leaves your ass...she's gonna leave with half." YUP. So, true Kanye, so true. So, how do we avoid this "leaving with half"? Pre-nup cittaay. According to US Weekly's last most recent issue, Kim and Kanye have decided upon some sort of prenuptial agreement. 

Kim is reportedly expected to get 500,000 for each year that they are married and then a $10 million dollar grad total if they split. (HA, let's see how long they'll last. Anna better hope they stay together forever or else that Vogue cover was a loss... if it wasn't already). 

Well, that's a nice bit of chunk change for Kim isn't it? Sure. And let's be real, we'd all be satisfied/ happy to get like 500,000 thou a year just for being married...like where do I sign up?? But, in the reality of super celebrity million dollar stardom...when the Kardashian family reality show finally goes south (which, like it is slowly heading...) at the end of the day, Kim has NO real talent, just endorsements that make her money. Kanye is worth over 100 million dollars while Kim is worth about 40. Also, we all know Kim has a spending habit/problem unlike her other sisters, SO let's just say, over the course of the next few years...Kim should probably not spend all her money in one sitting. That would be the SMART thing to do. But, how smart is Kim? I don't know...smart enough to get married for 72 days? LOL remember that?! 

OH WAIT she ALREADY haaad a MILLION dollar wedding??!! That was fast. 

Apart from pre-nup problems, Kim keeps saying that they are having a SMALL wedding of 200 guests...WHAT?! A small wedding is like friends and family in your backyard dumb dumb. That's a BIG wedding, Kim. I guess she isn't that smart. Anyways, Kim and Kanye have of course invited a slur of A-list people (but, not as A-list as saaaay Chris Martin and Gwynethh obv), this list of people including the true Queen and King - Bey and Jay. Now, the couple that is worth a whopping 400 mil A PIECE aka like a BILLION dollars...(sorry Kimye you are peasants compared), they DO NOT want to be on camera at Kim and Kayne nuptials, so they may or may not attend. Good for them! Bey and Jay are not only worth hundreds and millions more than Kimye, they have class too. They don't need to be on their dumb reality show wedding. Sorry guyzzz. Honestly, why aren't THEY on the cover of Vogue Anna??

YO sorry doooee! Da ruul King and Queen UP in huuur..."Kanye Imma Let You Finish, But We May Not Attend Yo Wedding..."

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin NOOO!

"Conscious Uncoupling"  NOOOO! Gwyneth and Chris End Their 10 Year Marriage!!! UGH THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF MIZZZ

 

NOOOO! LIKE WHAT?!! UGH. Is anyone else devestated?! I'm devestated. I mean like, 10 years of marriage?! 10 YEARS. Okay, okay, ten years isn't reeeally a long time. I mean it IS, but like, come on. Your parents, my parents, normal parents are married for likeee 20 plus. BUT, 10 years in Hollywood is like 100 years and is pretty legit. Like now, all we have left is like Freddy Prince Jr. and Sarah Michelle Geller! And Will and Jada, aaaaand Rita and Tom (who, I mean I die for). OH and the best: Keira Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon. HOLLA back. They're fab.

Anyways, back to the main issue here. Ugh, this is so sad. It's sad because I thought they were like, so perfect for each other. Like, they were both soo skinzz, and regal looking, and blonde, and super chic, yet trendy, and had like weird lifestyles that alot of people weren't really about (aka Gwyneth not allowing her kids to play with plastic toys and the fact they are gluteen free...like that's a tad bizaree Gwyn), but that's WHY they were like SO perfect together. Like, whose gonna live in their little London flat?! (British accent obv). ALSO they were obv like SO successful together. Between two of them the couple had, one Oscar, one Emmy, and 7 Grammys. #success. (Even though I always forget what Gwyn won her Oscar for, but then I realized it was "Shakespeare In Love." What a greeat movie). 

You know who's probably like more upset than we are?! UM BEY AND JAY! Likee Bey, Jay, Chris, and Gwyn were SO great. Power couple city. SO much swag, it was hard to deal with. Like what now???? I mean Justin and Jessica B are trying to hang, but it's not the same. (Also, how long do we think those two are gonna stay together?! Like there's another singer/actress combo. Hmm...)



NOOOO.




NOOOOO. AHH!



 photo Via PerezHilton.com    I MEAN DUHH!


According to TMZ.com, Gwyn annouced the couples seperation on her website "GOOP." Well, that's interesting and released a statement saying:

"It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate."

MIZ.


Of course, she further explained that they will "always be a family" and love each other yada yada, but there was some shady shiz about the purchase of a house that the couple just bought. The two reportedly dropped like 14 mil on slick, new pad about a month ago. Rumor has it that the pad is a divorce pad for hubby Chris...that they bought, like, ahead of time. I meannn, a little weird, but would you complain??


 FULL TMZ.com Article HERE


 Well, I hope they can work something out for the kids, which I am sure they will because if we all know Gwyn, we know she doesn't want any kind of unhealthy life for her kids. (Even if it is filled with Goop...LoLzz, sorry I had too.)




Photo Via GOOP.  UGH but THIS photo IS PERFECT. This photo has officially made me more miz...don't stare at it for too long.

Kimye Vogue Article Translation...

LOL...Just In Case You Were One Of Those People Who Picked Up Vogue's April Issue (mizz) And Were Confused About The AWKawrdly Written Article On Kimye..."E! News" Has The Translation for US and It's HILAR...

....North is cute....



HAHAHAHAHAHHA. So, like we all already know how I, and many other people feel about Vogue placing Kim and Kanye on the magazine's cover...miz. But apparently, besides the cover itself being debatable, the whole inside article written by Vogue's Hamish Bowles is also...a tad confusing and to quote E! News...


"reads like a high school creative writing assignment, where the writer wrote everything out, then went back and used right-click Microsoft Word Thesaurus to make it sound fancy."

HA. Well that's SUPER MIZ. Maybe Bowles honestly had nothing much to say because he feels just as awk about the couple being on the mag's cover just like everyone else. Sorry, Anna. Like, there are all these weird comments about what krazy mom Kris was doing on set...like, no one likes Kris. Slash, Kris 100% had to be included in the article because again...she lives vicariously through Kim, and now prob North. Like North is in Vogue before she is?!! GASP.


Anyways, this E! News article takes different quotes and translates them so we can better understand what exactly Hamish Bowles is trying to tell us. All in all, it hilariously entertaining and I'm glad someone decided to write this.

Well done, E! News. Well done.

To View The Article - Click Here

Baby Mama

BABY MAMA: Mila and Ashton Are Pregnant !! What A Ridiculously Good Looking Baby This Is Gonna Be...

Soo, Mila isn't preggers in this pic...it's just like an awk camera angle...oopz?



Back in the fall of 2012, there were rumors that Mila was pregnant with boyfriend, Ashton Kutcher's baby. Well, back then the rumors turned out to be false. Flash forward basically two years later and the couple are happily and engaged AND apparently pregnant fooor reeeal this time! AWW.

Can you imagine if this had happened on That 70's Show?!! Aw, I wonder what their character selves, Jackie and Michael think of the good news? I wonder what all their former co-stars think about the good news? (Speaking of former That 70's players, I am pretty excited for Laura Prepon to come back aka the return of Orange is the New Black this summer...yeee)






Aw, gotta love da 70's. 


Anyways, yeah, so sources have confirmed that this blissful news about the happy couple is indeed true. Babyy Ashton is on the wayyy! Oh, wait, or baby Mila? I'm not gonna make a celeb couple name for them because both their names are like kindaaa aggress solo. We don't need any babies named likee "Mishton" or something....ew.

According to E! News, though Mila is newly preggers, she has a new gig as the new spokesperson for Jim Bean Bourbon. Well, thats great news income wise for the happy couple, but the actress will clearly not be able to drink any of her employers product for awhile. Ugh, miz. Pregnancy: aka da liquor diet.

 I feel like for most couples these days, first comes love, then comes the baby and the baby carriage...and then marriage is likee maybe, kinda, not really...well if we do it, let's try not to get divorced. Right?! Stars such as Kristen Cavallari, Kristen Bell, Jessica Simpson, and of course, (cough, cough) Kim K, have had children I guess you can say "outa wedlock"  (lol)  likee before the whole marriage thing. Then you have the Brad and Angie type couple who have like, you know, a bunch of kids, cheaper by the dozen style, and have yet to get married. #trendy.

Hmm, well I can't wait to see what this baby looks like! I'm sure he or she is just going to be adorable. Such a stunna. I am for one am very excited about it. To baby...uhh...Mila/Aston! May your name devoid that of a fruit, color, or direction! (Emphasis on the direction...color exception is obv Bey's Blue, obv).




Yeah, we're all happy for ya. 

Has Vogue Lost Its Credibility In Your Eyes?

Sure, Put Kimye On The Cover Of Vogue, But Like Who's Next? The Rich Kids Of Beverly Hills?!!  I mean...If Reality TV Stars Is What Vogue Is Going For Now...#Miz

Vogue's May Cover. 

Okay, so everyone had pretty aggressive reactions to the Kim and Kanye Vogue cover yesterday, even Anna Wintour herself. Anna tried to calm the storm of Vogue cover haters by expression how she came about the now infamous cover, and how she is actually a huge fan of Kimye. (HA, okay.)

"You may have read that Kanye begged me to put his fiancée on Vogue‘s cover...He did nothing of the sort." - Anna W. 

Yeah, yeah. Suuure, sure.  Though apparently the mag sold out, the reactions where majority backlash city.  The rest of us took to twitter to exclaim how we felt personally victimized by Vogue. Here are some of the fab tweets the mag's cover received:

Let's be real. That Vogue cover was like a slap in the face to anyone who believes in Vogue's legacy and what makes Vogue, Vogue. I mean, hello, its called the fashion Bible for a reason. You can't just throw anyone of the cover of the Bible. I mean, I'm sure God is pretty livid. He gets it. 

Celebs grace the cover of mags like Cosmo, Seventeen, or Elle, which are all amazing publications of course, but to be on the cover of Vogue, it's not only just a huge honor, and something that is only bestowed upon the best of the best, but it is a recognition of your great contribution to the public world. 

“Part of the pleasure of editing Vogue, one that lies in a long tradition of this magazine, is being able to feature those who define the culture at any given moment, who stir things up, whose presence in the world shapes the way it looks and influences the way we see it. I think we can all agree on the fact that that role is currently being played byKim and Kanye to a T" - Anna W. 

UM HOLD UP. I'm sorry, but have Kimye shaped the way we look at the world and influence how we see it?!! What exactly has Kim and Kanye's contribution to the world been? NOTHING. ZIP, zero. AAND that's where I lose credit for Anna.  

So, what do you think - because of this mag cover, has Vogue lost it's credibility in your eyes? Has the magazine that was once reserved for the exclusivity of the fashion elite, and the quote and quote A-lister's of Hollywood and fashion, now become downsized? 

I think this cover basically sends the message that as long as you have the right connections, have a lot of money, are famous for SOMETHING, whether you have pure talent or NOT, and just basque in the realm of eliteness, you can be on the cover of Vogue. It also sends the message to young girls that you don't really need to work hard, if you can make a sex tape, get a reality TV show, marry a rapper, then you are a SHOE-IN for Vogue. If you are famous, you can essentially have everything you want at a drop of a hat...aka, being on the cover of one of the most prestigious magazines in the world for NO reason at all, but the fact that you're famous for being famous, which also translates into famous for nothing, means you are Vogue material. That's it really. To me, the mag has lost its exclusive, allure along with all of it's meaning. So, if now, anyone can be on the cover of Vogue? Is it my turn yet?


Covers I'd rather read...







LOLzzz. 

Kimye on the cover of VOGUE?!! LITERALLY?!! #vom.

After SO Much Begging, How Much Money DO YOU THINK Kanye paid Anna Wintour for Him And Kim to finnnaaallly Grace The Cover of VOGUE?!! (After Wintour Previously Stated That It Would Never Happen...)

LIT...but that dress is flawless on her body...

Welp, There you have it. After so much begging CLEARLY Anna gave into whatever Kayne's demands were for his Queen to be on the April issue of the mag's cover. Congrats Kanye and Kim! It finally Paid Off. $$ OBV, because I think SOMEONE was def...paid off. Ugh, wouldn't you just LOVE to know what Kanye's demands were?! Like what he had to have said to Wintour?? Ugh, me too. Because it seemed pretty clear in October of 2013, that Kim was NOT ever going to grace the mag's cover because the cover was reserved for people of "talent" and "significant importance." What exactly has Kim done to become famous? NOTHING. Kanye - different story, obv, but Kim - sorry, nothing. 

So, the two love birds and soon to be husband and wife come this May, grace the cover with Kim in some statue-esc wedding dress and Kanye holding her from behind. Aw. Elegant? Sure. Regal? Kanye thinks so. (We ALL know he planned the whole shoot himself, like 100%).

Kim and Kanye are the first Vogue couple covers, and I'm thinking that has something to do with the so called "plan" that Kanye MUST have made with the Vogue editor. Kim by herself? Nahh. Kim AND the rap/fashion mogul? Suuure, sure. #justification. 

I also shadily think this might have something to do with little sister, and I guess now supermodel, Kendall. I mean, Kendall did shows from Marc Jacobs to Givenchy at fashion week last month, and Kendall was featured on Vogue.com. She was later spotted sitting front row, right next to Wintour at London Fashion week, just going about her day as if that wasn't probably the coolest and most important thing that's ever happened in her lifeeee. So, it was clear, Anna liked Kendall, Kim prob felt left out, Kim told Kanye, and Kanye...fixed it. That's just my theory. (But it makes like so much sense right?)

I'm not gonna lie, I am disappointed that Anna let her guard down and put them on it...and Kim TOTALLY wants to be Beyonce...likeee #miz

They may be the most obnoxious Hollywood couple there is out there right now, but whatever, I'm excited to see this wedding. 

"Help! My GF is Liiiterrraally Dying!"

LOL Like, Literally...

Welp, this video is hilariousss. I can personally relate to this video as I know most girls can because I don't know about you, but every time I watch anything Beyonce and when she's on TV, its only natural for me to just liiiterally die. Like, I CAN'T with Beyonce, obv. 

1. Superbowl half time performance...I can't. 

2. Her and Jay always be so fly...CAN'T. 

3. Super secret album that took everyone by surprise? LITERALLY CAN"T. #SURFBOARD. 

The girls reaction in the video is just like totally standard. Cuse grad, Sam Klemmer kills it as the oh-so-worried-and-tramatized boyfriend in this video "Help! My Girlfriend is Literrraally Dying!" I mean, it's like, so spot on...I can't. 

BETCHES LOVE THIS even got in on the action with this equally hilarious instagram....

The Answer IS ALWAYS D.