The Most Beautiful Person.

Lupita Being Named "Most Beautiful" Is Truly the Most Beautiful Thing. Congratulations To My Girl, and People's Most Beautiful Person of 2014 - Lupita Nyoung'o 

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Lupita Nyoung'o is named People's most beautiful and honestly, that's really all I have to say about that. She radiates beauty inside and out. She is an inspiration and a talent. Congrats to her and everything 2014 has brought her! You are truly an amazing human being. Can we be friends now? I won't try and steal the spotlight from you...I swear...#NOTpossible. I mean, it's not she needed people to tell her she was the most beautiful person, but likeee, we're glad they did.

Avril's Awful Music Video...Hello Kitty? Why?

"Hello Kitty, You're So Pretty..." WHAT AVRIL?!! LITERALLY?! Here Are My 7 Reason Why Avril's New Video Is Truly "Complicated"...Not To Mention #MIZ

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First off, I'd begin by stating that Avirl Lavigne is now 29 years old. Got that? Okay, cool, cool. So, lets let that simmer for likeee a few minutes. 

(So now, in your head you're thinking jeezz she's 29?! How old am I?! How old was I when Sk8ter Boi came out?! When was the last time I listened to a Nickelback song?! Yes...I def used to listen to Nickelback songs..."This is how you remind me...of what I am really ammm!!" WOAH, where did that come from? Yikes.) 

SEE! Really the only thing that I took from this video is literally ALL those questions that were running through my head...

So Avril just released this new song/video and it's everywhere. BUT like, in a bad way. From Billboard, to BuzzFeed, to E! Online, everyone is basically saying that this is the weirdest/MIZEST video we've all ever seen. Billboard calls it: "an embarrassment in every language." Ouch. So, Why? Well, because it's TOO MUCH and no one really gets it. Here's my list of things that are just so wrong about this whole concept of what Avril is calling a music video: 

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Is she givin' this cat a bad name...? I feel likee Hello Kitty is personally offended

1. The song is called "Hello Kitty", but has nothing to do with the Hello Kitty franchise - YET, Avril is clearly dancing around in what is apparently Japan since she randomly starts blurting out random ass Japanese phrases with her Japanese background dancers as if this is like an ad for harajuku girls...

2. There's like a whole lot of pink, for someone who normally only wears back, and cupcakes, and candies, and then sushi?? Like randomly in the music video, while she is wearing some tulle, cupcake skirt which is hideous (OBV), this little Japanese chef makes her a sushi roll. Like what?? So, we're basically watching Avril eat sushi...but who WANTS TO SEE THAT?! At least toss back some saki? Besides the Japanese phrases is this like the clear evidence that she is in Japan and not the sushi place down the street? 

3. What IS her outfit aaaand her hair?! I don't get it. BuzzFeed joked that she now has a Skrillex hair do - lolz, but actually. EXCEPT hers obv has like bubble gum pink and blue highlights in it...again, why? Then she's wearing some AWK  zip up (its prob Juicy, letzz be real), over that miz cupcake skirt with black garters!! Is that supposed to be sexy?!! There is NOTHING sexy about those little blue framed glasses either. She's still rocking all dat emo eyeliner though....

4. What IS the genre of music??! Like you def watched the video or heard the song and tried to figured out what type of music this was...like she's not really singing shes just kinda talking to us about some pretty kitty and then all the sudden it like turns into house music while she's eating sushi...WHAT?! Is this her new spin on rock and roll?! She had her guitar like ONCE, maybe to remind us? I think this questionable genre of music is the element that makes this video so complicated, like I'm stressed thinking this much about it. 

5. Although, BuzzFeed shows us on Wiki that Avril's new song is placed under the genres of dubstep and techno pop...NOOOO!!!! No. No. Like, where is the head-banging-rock-and-roll?! Like literally, Avril is just bouncing around, not really dancing, but when she dances its like mad awkward dancing, and I'm just so confused. 

6. Maybe she's taking some inspiration from Katy Perry/ Gwen Stefani?? But the video is still like a Katy Perry movie video on Japanese cupcake, Hello Kitty crack...#vom. It really just looks like one of those video games or just a bad nightmare...

7.  Her Nickelback husband, Chad Kroeger, helped her write it. I know, I know. You're thinking STOP right there. What were the TWO OF THEM THINKING?! There is no heavy, miz, rock and roll anywhere in this music video. Like, does this represent the ray of sunshine that has entered their former emo lives? Was it Chad's idea for her to wear that skirt?! And why does it take TWO people to write "Hello Kitty, You So Pretty" in the first place?! WHO IS THE KITTY?! Is it Chad??? Ugh, I can't. 

Avril's video has been taken down off YouTube due to copy right issues, so if ya haven't seen the music video OR you need to watch it again, because it just that appalling, you can watch it HERE on her website. 

Laura and Tom?

REAL TALK: Orange Is The New...Top Gun? Lolzz. What's Really Going On With Tom Cruise and Laura Prepon??

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Well it looks like the Scientology gods have brought Tom Cruise another mate. For the past few days, rumors have been spreading that the Top Gun/Mission Impossible star has been secretly dating former That 70's Show and current Orange is da New Black actress, Laura Prepon. GASP. But, for real, actually GASP because, I mean...Laura Prepon practices Scientology?!! Back up - hold da phone. Serious question: Like WHAT IS SCIENTOLOGY?! Maybe I'm just stupid, but I don't get it. AND all those little Scientology chapels freak me out. The one in NYC near Broadway...I can't. Gives me da willies. 

Annnnyways, I guess as practicing scientologists, (like is that even a word?!)  the two have come together. According to US Weekly, the rumors that the two had started seeing each other goes back to last Nov when the two were spotted on what looked like a dinner date in LA. Well, despite being seen together at a few events, sources are now saying that the two are NOT dating. Prepon has recently stated in an interview that the rumors are false. She has also addressed the matter of being a huge supporter of the LBGT community as a practicing scientologist. Apparently, rumors have also been swarming that scientologist are majority anti-gay, so Prepon is a contradiction by playing a lez on TV and supporting the community, but she has also fought against those rumors saying that scientologists are not anti-gay and she is proud of the character that she plays on TV. 

On THAT note, let's jump da gun to Prepon's show. OITNB returns this summer and Laura is signed on to appear in four episodes. She explains in a recent interview with the Daily Beast  that she had a scheduling conflict with the second season of the show, which is why she will not appear as frequently as she had  in the prior season. But Laura gushes about how much she loves the show and her character, and if the show is picked up for a Season 3, she is already on board.



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I'm too excited for the new season! Can't wait. We'll just have to see how long these Tom Cruise rumors last...I mean if I don't see Tom Cruise jumping on a sofa expressing his love for her any time soon, then I'm gonna say its not happening. I wanna make a Mission Impossible joke right now, but I won't. Too easy.

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Like, maybe Tom should just date Oprah...?

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay...

SPOILER ALERT: Lindsay Lohan Reveals On The Season Finale of Her " Reality Show" That She Had A Miscarriage...

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Well, this is news. I personally do not watch Lindsay's new reality show on Oprah's OWN, but I have heard that its somewhat entertaining. And by entertaining I mean, people love watching the train wreck that is LL. I mean, LL being a tad on the loopy side isn't really news to anyone, but her reality show just puts it ALL out there where she has break downs, and freak outs, and cries, cries, cries. #TeenageDramaQueen OH wait, too bad she's like almost 30. JK!!

So, if you happen to be like an avid fan of the show...(I'd be like wait - really?), I'm sorry I ruined the special ending for ya. In a recent E! Online article, Lindsay admits that no one knew about the whole miscarriage thing and that it was something that was really taking a toll on her...as expected. Although, of course, there is no mention of who the father was or could have been. Which brings me to my next thing -- let's take it back to the umm big reveal of Lindsay's SEX LIST. Oh yeah. That was juicy shizz. 

Lindsay's sex list came out about a month ago, where we all found out who the actress had slept with...and let's be real, everyone on that list we totally expected. Like, you were shocked when the list came out, but then you weren't shocked when you read it. I mean I was just going through each line like obv, obv, obv, OH OBV. Like, totally not shocked...

Don't remember the celebs on her list? CLICK HERE for a LL Sex List Recap

Apart from the miscarriage news, Lindsay also sat down and addressed the sexxxy list matter. Lindsay's sex list was sprawled out on the cover of In Touch Magazine. The list featured 36 Hollywood lovass. (Solid number).  Lindsay, like anyone else said that the list coming out was of course, embarrassing, yet she says she pities the person who did release the list and that they are desperate. I mean, well sure, but $$$$$. That person  made bank.



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Like Do YOU remember the song Rumors?!! Cause I do...

Lindsay further explains that during her time in rehab at the Betty Ford center, she had to make a list of all the people she had umm been with, because it just so happens to be one of the steps in the 12 step program. The concept of the "sexual inventory" is a step in the process of recuperating. (That's probably something we should all do.) She explains that she had made the list for her sponsor at the time. SOO, how did the list get out? Who knows, but if it was her sponsor...that's likeee kinda miz not to mention f@*ked UP. 

Well, we can all only hope that Lindsay gets back to normal, but I feel as though we have been hoping that for awhile now...hmm. Will there be a season 2 of her show? I feel like that's debatable, but maybe in this down time, she can work on getting her shiz together. Hey, I stick by LL every since the rivalry days of her and Hilary Duff, LOL. Classic. Team Lindzz fo sho. 

Penis Slice...Ow!

Rapper Andre Johnson Attempts Suicide and Slices Off Penis...BUT Survived. Check Out What Wu-Tang Clan Has To Say About The Miz News...

Welp, this is def miz. Rapper, previously (but, more supposedly) linked to the Wu-Tang Clan group, reportedly attempted suicide by severing his penis (yikes), and jumping off the 2nd story of a LA apartment building on early Weds. Though it may have seemed like Johnson was a for sure goner, the 40-year-old rapper survived and was immediately rushed to Cedars-Sinai Hospital where he is obviously suffering from severe/critical injuries, but is in fact - alive.

Just a day or so, after the terrible news, there was some, um, social media black last. Though the W-T Clan has broken their silence saying that there were no links or ties to Johnson on their site, apparently this article of some sort was posted, but then deleted from the Wu-Tang Clan's social pages:

"Parental Advisory: Don't Believe the HYPE. This Mother F--ker Ain't Got S--t to do with The WUTANG Brand" - quote via E! Online

photo via E! Online

Ummm. Awk. Well, while we are still kinda unsure on where the W-T Clan stands on the matter, they did later release a statement saying that the did indeed "feel for his (Johnson's) family."


For More News On Johnson CLICK HERE

Festive Coachella News

"YO Coachella...Imma Let You Finish, But Made In America Is Coming to LA!!" Jay Z Drops a Bomb On The West Coast Festival...also Katy Perry and Diplo Hook UP?? OOOH Coachella...

SAY WHAAT? I AM KING. 

Allow me to introduce myself my name is - KING OF THE UNIVERSE AND MUSIC INDUSTRY, but I am also just known as Jay. (For short). That's right. Like, can Jay stop killing it in the headlines if he wanted too??! The answer is NO. No, he couldn't. After rocking out on the Coachella stage this past weekend with his girl, Bey, Jay decided to bring some more good cheer to the Coachella crowd. Jay announced that is now critically acclaimed, not to mention epic musical festival, Made In America, which originated in Philly in 2012, will now happen in the city of angels. Talk about swag city. It's like now the West Coast only has to wait a few more months before rocking out to yet another great festival. Likeee, should I move??

I'll be in Philly, but LA is pretty cool too...

Made in America (MIA), has been such a success. The first year, the festival featured headliners such as Pearl Jam, and last year, the headliners were Nine Inch Nails and the lovely, lady, Bey. This year??! Who knows?! The line up has yet to be released, but I'm thinking the third time's the charm and its gonna be unreal. It's also going to be pretty awesome that Jay wants the LA festival and the Philly festival to happen at the SAME TIME. GASP. Sooo like, we're all thinking - how?! Idk. But, that's also going to be another epic thing whenever it is announced. 

Not to mention, while at the 2012 festival, Jay was the intelligent mogul that he is had the whole thing filmed, from back stage access, to performer interviews, to crazy crowd shots, and the whole birth/ building process of what went into to making the two day festival. All of this footage was made in a documentary of course titled, Made in America, released 2013. The documentary was made for TV, but became so wildly successful, that the MIA movie will be released for the big screen some time in June. (Can we say perfect marketing...AND the Jay and Bey tour?!) I can't. Congrats to all Jay Z continues to do and create. We love it. Keep it cominn. 

 "I love that the festival will be in the middle of the city. Not too far away. No disrespect to any other festival." - Jay Z. Quote via E! Online. 

HA. Is that a Coachella burn? #HOVA

I mean, suuuuure. 

Katy Perry and Diplo?! OH...

Ohhh, all da looove Coachella sparks

So, on a side/more awkward note...apparently the newly single, Katy Perry and le dj/music producer, Diplo have um, hooked up. Welp, that's fun. LOLzz. I mean, I honestly don't really care, but word on the street is the couple, who have been friends for awhile, were getting close and cozy at le coachella festival this weekend.

Alright, so how is this information coming together?? Well, besides the fact that the two have been friends for awhile, which I mean, is the saying for EVERYONE and everyone's relationship in Hollywood, the two were spotted together at the Jeremy Scott party in LA on April 12th, according to Hollywoodlife.com. And at the festival, the two were apparently hanging out...emphasis on "hanging out," behind the main stage at Katy's trailer with her crew of friends/entourage. Obv. 

We all know Katy just ended her off and on relationship with John Mayer, and Diplo was previously in a five yea relationship with singer, M.I.A...not to be confused with the festival. Lol, oops. I didn't know that...that M.I.A and Diplo were a thing. I feel like M.I.A has been M.I.A for a bit...HA. Okay, I'm done with the MIA jokes. #overit. 

Well, if this is a real relationship...will it last? Hmmm debatable. BUT ya never know. I wanna make a joke about Katy being a "Dark Horse"and Diplo should watch out, but I wont...

For the FULL Article CLICK HERE

Queen BEY and JAY

Everybody - STOP What You're Doing THIS INSTANT...I  mean I know I did...Queen BEY and JAY Are Touring Togethaa ALL Summer!! Eeeek!! I CANT...

 

I can't...

 

 

HOLY F#@Kinggg S@!TTTT I CANT. Can you?! NO. You can't. You liiiterally can't deal because I literally can't deal. I'm freaking ouuut. BUGGING OUT really. Like, I am so excited. This is going to be better than Beyonce performing at Made In America (even though that was also SO amazing, like I'm pretty sure I cried...). ANYWAYS - the deets: The Queen and King of Hip Hop are planning on going on a 20 - stadium tour across the US this summer possibly beginning sometime in late June.

LIIIIITTT  !! Are tickets on sale like now?!

Though we know that the unstoppable billion dollar $$$ (ching, ching) couple, have made a few songs togethhaa (we are all currently dyinnng over Drunk In Love...like still...) this would be the couples first official tour together. Like, officially together.

Can I just say, I'm SUPER jealous of Blue Ivy, like even more now. It's like, oh what do your parents do? UMM run the worrrrldd and go on tour together and KILL IT. What do your parents do?! OH, your dad is an accountant? HA. MIZ. See ya. Blue Ivy wins. And she's gonna keep winning. Sorry, North West, but until Kim gets a talent...Blue is le baby on da block. 

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SUPP DOE 

The couple recently just killed it at Coachella and now, they're ready to do it again. It's like wheeeen do they stop?! #MeAndMyGirlfriend #CrazyInLove #DrunkInLove #DejaVu...EVERYTHING.


If you're NOT drunk in love with Bey and Jay right now...then you have issues. Count down til JUNE letzz go!




I mean, I'm drunk in love, crazy in love...all of the above...