The Worst Dressed A La Met Gala aka MIZ

Obviously, Everyone A La MET Gala Was Beautiful...Buuuut, Not All The Dresses Were. Just In Case You Forgot, Here Are Le Worst Dressed AKA The Most MIZ Dressed From The MET Red Carpet...

The Disney Princesses 

Sandra Dee

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Yup, it looks like Cinderella's ball gown. Actually, no. Cinderella's ball gown is like, a little more tame than this. Don't you agree? I don't even know the designer of this, I couldn't find it, but I guess it's probably for the best...

Katie Holmes 

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Oh Katie, Katie, Katie. Well, I mean I don't hate this dress, it's Marchesa so it's like super elegant and grand, but on Kate, I'm gonna agree with Buzzfeed and pretty much everyone else and go ahead and say that she looks like Belle...from Beauty and the Beast. Like, she doesn't look bad, she just looks like a Disney character. It's fine. Whatevs. It happens. 

The LITerally WTF Dresses...Like, we seriously DO NOT get it 

Kate Upton 

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Sooo....I mean...I don't know where to begin. This dress is Dolce and Gabanna. Yup. I don't EVEN KNOW. It's SO bad. Like WHAT?!! Like, people were joking that she was dressed up to celebrate cinqo de mayo, but it looks like she's celebrating day of the dead to me. I mean the hat thing?!!! She literaaally looks like a gothic Chiquita Banana woman. There's just too much going on with the black lace, and the corset, and the candy-looking jewelry, and the hat. Ugh, I can't. I think this IS worst dressed. Sorry, Kate. Stick to the bikinis. 

Kristen Stewart 

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All of these pieces are like really intricate and very pretty, seperately. Together...it just kinda looks like a mess with feathers glued onto it and a sparklie sheer add on at the bottom. This is a Chanel dress, Kirsten always tends to rock Chanel things, but this is like kinda miz. It also looks super fall. Like, it's May! It's spring! I know you're not happy about much, but this would have been the time to try. 

Lala Anthony 

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When I was in the 2nd or 3rd grade, can't remember now, but we did a Magic School Bus musical. Remember the Magic School Bus...Mrs. Frizzle? Yeah. Good times. Well, in the play, the magic school bus takes the kids to space and the go to all the planets. On Mars, the encounter the one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple, people eaters. And there was a fun song and everything. I was cast as a purple-people-eater and I was like SO MIZ about it...mainly cause I had to wear ALL purple and that was miz. Well, I'm sorry but Lala's outfit takes me back...back to my purple-people-eater costume, which is probably one of the more miz things I've done in life. LOL. This outfit is a huge NO. 

Maggie G. 

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Hmmm. A lot of things going through my mind right now. Virgin Sucides, That 70's Show, The Brady Bunch, OH the current season of Mad Men....yeah. All of these. This dress is straight out of a 1970's wardrobe closet. Like maybe that's what she's going for, but ehhh. Not glam enough. You can wear this walking down the street. I'm all about vintage, but there needs to be some vintage glam  on this red carpet. ( Reference Dita and Blake...who is obv, behind her...awk). 

Rita Ora

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Obv I love Rita, who is still dating Calvin Harris apparently - nice, but WHAT IS THIS? Well, I know its Donna Karen, but I mean, sorry just No. I feel like there is no need to go into detail about it...

PRADA's Problemzz 

SOOO. Prada, like Stella McCartney, dressed a group of celebs for the MET Gala, but unlike Stella, most of the Prada girls ended up on various worst dressed list...soo Prada what was uppp? Like, WHY did this happen? I honestly don't hate any of the dresses, I mean this whole Prada collection looks like kinda broken mosaics with all the embellishments OR kinda like a Gustav Klimt painting, which I LOVE, but maybe not for the Met Gala. Ugh. Sui. Let's take a look. 

Classic Gustav Klimt Painting.

Problem 1 - Gabrielle Union 

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Prob 2 - Brie Larson 

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Prob 3 - Margot Robbie

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Prob 4 - Sarah Paulson

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Annnnd Finally, Lupita

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Sol,  Lupita can do no wrong in my eyes. When I first saw her on the red carpet, I was like UGH NO, what IS that?! Buuut, then I saw this picture. And this picture is everything. Like, she's been best dressed for everything since 12 Years A Slave hit theaters, not to mention the People's Most Beautiful, so I'm thinking, she just wanted to have some fun with this MET gala. It's her first one, we all already know she's amazing, whatever. So, is this Lupita's best look? No. Did she do Prada right the first time at the Oscar's? Yes. SO, that's all I really care about. 

MET Gala!!

Le Best a la The-World's-MOST-Beautiful-Gala...From The Most Beautiful Dresses...to People, Here are the Best Couples, and Le Best Dressed... #MetGala #BeyondFashion #CharlesJames

Ahhh, Le MET gala. There is really nothing more beautiful...well, besides Oscar season...obv. Last Night in NYC on the steps of one of the world's most prominent museums, the elegant and lavish MET gala affair took place bringing out the whose who of Hollywood A-lister celebs, not to mention, the most fashionable. 

The MET gala is basically like the Oscar's for fashion. Designers walk the red carpet with their celebrity muses, and the fashion that sweeps the gala red carpet floor is not only one of a kind, but stunning art forms. The theme for this year's gala was "Beyond Fashion" praising the design work for the every so fabulous and Charles James. James was known for iconic structural pieces, and over the top elegance that would make any women feel like a goddess in their own right...or in this care...an A-list movie star. So, celebs honored the magnificence of James' in MET gala fashion and it was truly a site to see. 

Le BEST DRESSED

Big and Loud. 

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You have to appreciate Karolina Kurkova in this unreal structure of a Marchesa dress. I literally CAN NOT. It's an actual breath taking piece of art. It should be in a museum. It prob will be after this. Biggest statement, statement well made. This is nothing short of fabulous. 

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Statement dress #2. Leave it to the every so fashionable, SJP to show up in this crazy unique Oscar De La Renta gown. SJP is a MET Gala vet, so you can always count on her to NOT disappoint. She IS fashion. This is everything. 

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This Burberry is ON POINT. Its SO amazing I don't even know what to do. I wanna hate Suki Waterhosue for you know, dating Bradley Cooper, being best friends with Cara D, being a Burberry model, and OH being like 21...but, she looks gorgeous in this creation...you'd have to be crazy to hate this. 

Old Hollywood Glam. 

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I mean, this is stunning. Blake literally sparkles in this Gucci dress. Great profile. She looks like Lana Turner. Done deal. 

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Dita embodied the definition of a Charles James creation in this amazingly retro Zac Posen dress. 

The Simplistically Elegant.

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Emma Stone Looks UNREAL in this perfectly simple, yet beautifully put together crop and stunning skirt by Thakoon. This is by far one of my favs. She looks like the definition of effortlessly chic from her hair to her make up, she's flawless. 

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Kate Bosworth looks just stunning in this pale pink, Stella MaCartney gown. I just, I love. Easy, effortless, simplistically elegant is all the rage. 

 

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Normally Emma Stone rocks the Calvin Klein collection on the red carpet, but this time Anne too a chance and she looks fabulous. Blending into the carpet or not, this is effortlessly chic. The #crop is trending. 

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Oscar de la Renta round 2. This is goregous. Love, love. She does simply elegant right. 

My FAVs. 

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I mean, I can't. She's perfect. Mad Men is perfect. Jessica Pare is perfect. This Michael Kors is perfect on her. Bye. 

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Nicole Richie. She's been my fav since day 1 and by day 1 I mean...like since 2005. 

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Ri. The crop and skirt this is the new trend, but Ri obv rocks it the best in this Stella MacCartney.

BEST DRESSED COUPLES

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Bey and Jay closed the MET red carpet aka, the last people to arrive - cause a party don't start til the King and Queen roll up. 

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Best sexy smolder. JUST LOOK AT THEM. It's like you can't look away...just try - OH, wait. You can't. 

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Best sophisticated sex appeal. That's all I have to say about that. 

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They win for best Hollywood glam. Like, this IS glamour.  Literally their kids...I don't even want to see them...#jeal

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YUP. They're perfect. I think they're 100% the best young, wild, and free Hollywood couple. Don't you?

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Best show stoppingly in love couple...like question if these two are in love...

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PERFECT COUPLE in designer Thom Brown. 

Bill O'Reilly Hearts Beyonce

Bill O'Reilly Thinks Beyonce's "Partition" Vid Is The Reason For The Teen Pregnancy Epidemic In America (LOL) He Also Pronounces  Bey's Name With Three Syllables: "BE-YON-CAY" (SO, like...how much does he actually know?)

 

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Bill O'Reilly just doesn't get Beyonce. He is 100% one of the TIME Magazine haters. In one of his most recent TV segments, the Fox anchor (I mean...obv), talks about how the singer is influencing sex upon the minds of teenage girls with videos like "Partition" and "Drunk In Love." Umm...okay, Bill. So, naturally the best way to go about this is to clear the air and sit down with the famous Russel Simmons, because being a black guy in the music industry, you know he like totaaaally gets what's up with Beyonce.

So, Billy asked Russel some casual questions such as: "why would she [she being Queen Bey] do that [that being make a sexy music video just like EVERY OTHER POP CELEBRITY IN A COUNTRY...hell, the WORLD?"

You can tell that Russel like doesn't wanna be there. The interview is defensive from the start. Bill gets on Russel's case by saying that Beyonce's "Partition" video glorifies having sex in the back of a limozine...uh huh...and because teenage girls look up to Beyonce, you know, naturally this means every girl is gonna run around tryna have sex in the back of limo and aka become pregnant. I mean sure, sure. That is casual Friday night for some of us...

My favorite part is when Bills says that not only do girls everywhere look up to Beyonce, but ESPECIALLY like emphasis on "especially," girls of color. OH OKAY. Now you're just singling us out...like we're the ones who are gonna run around and get pregnant. Classic. I advise Bill to listen to the song "If U Seek Amy..." (aka F, U, C, K, ME) by da lovely B. Spears...just saying...





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LOL. Great song. 


So, Russell being the gem that he is, expressed to Bill, and I quote: "an artist who expresses sexuality in their music, is expressing our reality." BOO YAH. TOUCHE. Well said, well said. I'm sorry, WHAT BILL?!! Obv, Bill doesn't care and then proceeds to call Beyonce's video "exploited garbage." SOO, Bill O'Reilly, I won't say you're racist, but you definitely suck. You are the MIZEST.

Here's a note from me to Billy: EVERY SINGLE SONG IS ABOUT SEX. I'm sorry, but it is, or love...but mainly sex. No matter what genre. And if you really wanna pick on somebody join the"Blurred Lines" haters club OR hate on rappers everywhere...but, hate on Queen Bey? HA. She and JAy Z will OWN you. Well, at least we've learned ONE thing from all of this...Bill O'Reilly def has never had sex in the back of a limo...that's all.   ;)


If ya wanna watch whole Bill and Russell video CLICK HERE

rihanna goes topless for Lui Magazine

Nips OUT For Da Boyzzz! Rihanna TOO Racey for Instagram - Ri Poses Sans Clothes For Lui Magazine...(And NO We Don't Mean The Classic Arms-Across-The-Chest-Cover-UP) And Places Photos On Insta, Which Shortly Had to be Removed

Well, if you recall my former about Ri Ri taking over Paris Fashion Week, hitting up a club in a black netted blouse sans a bra and jussst NIPS, then I guess this won't really surprise you. Then again, if you know Rihanna at all, then this shouldn't surprise anyway.




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Who's that chick? Umm, it's Ri Ri naked.

So, if you were on Instagram last night looking through photos, (like I was), and stalking Rihanna, (like I was), then you would have seen the nude model pics before anyone...(like I did).  Yes, it is true. Rihanna just wrapped a provactive, yet tasteful and still fashion forward photo shoot for Lui Magazine where she poses topless on the mag's cover and LIT naked inside. If people were ready to go to war about Beyonce's thigh gap, then freaking WWIII is about to start over Ri's nips.
Now, don't think you can go to Rihanna's insta now and look because the nude photos that she uploaded to her insta page just a few days ago, reportedly had to be taken down as a violation against instagram rules. (I KNOW RIGHT?! You're totally thinking OH those rules are like a real thing...so, like don't ever put up nude pics I guess, even if you're a celeb and its for a magazine...). It's almost hilarious really, I mean Ri is offically TOO racey for insta...so she uploaded this insta as nice F@$K U.









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LOL.


Now, obviously in America, people are like shocked because she's naked and whatever. Well, Lui is a popular, and super trendy French mag...so like, I don't think I need to explain further. In French, lui means he/her...but to us it just means RI RI is TOPLESS on the COVER of a mag (and inside da mag as well). We're just SO conservative about shizz in America, that we freak out at things like Angelia Jolie's split being likeee waaaay to far up her Oscar dress as her full leg is exposed, OR Beyonce not wearing pants on the cover of TIME. These things were considered umm "risque" and there are obv nooo nips showing...


Obviously in Europe, they are more confident about sexuality and what not and naked is normal. So, I mean, I feel it. I think she looks baller. Like go ahead with your bad self...#GoodGirlGoneBad #IMayBeBadButImPerfectlyGoodAtIt - I mean, tru.


OH, and as a heads up, Ri may have removed the pics from her insta...but they are ALL still on her twitter. Nice move Ri. 

To View Da Scandy Photos  CLICK HERE ...lol and people are mad at Beyonce? HA.