EMMY NOMS 2014!!!!!

It's ALL About Breaking Bad, Orange Is Da New Black...And Downtown Abbey? YUP. The 2014 Emmy Noms Are Out!! And They Are SO GREAT...It's Hard To Choose Just One Winner...

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So basically, drugs, prison, and living in post WWI England are pretty freaaaking cool because these shows are this year's 2014 Emmy front runners! WHOOHOO! (Liit all my favorite shows, SO I can't complain...) Congrats to Breaking Bad, OITNB, and Downtown (obv). Not to mention several other TV series in the Emmy spot light such as Masters of Sex (which is AH-maze, if you haven't watched it), House of Cards (go ahead with yo bad self Kevin Spacey), Scandal, Homeland, and of course, Game of Thrones.

Okay, okay, so here are the ACTUAL Emmy front runners (besides the front runners in my head) and the shows leading the way with the MOST Emmy Noms this year are...

Game of Thrones - 19 (obv)
Fargo - 18 (I know...right?!)
SNL - 14 (yee)
OITNB - 12 (YA! CONGRATS!)


Now, if you know me, I love TV...and movies...but, like I LOVE TV. Like, really good TV.  None of this Bachelor crap (lolzzz JK tho). Anyway, the Emmy's they say is one of the most "boring" award shows, cause is super long, there's like SO many categories, yada-yada, but I mean I love it because I love the celebration of TV and Hollywood's best TV actors as a whole, ya know? This is the time where like Breaking Bad and Mad Men come together...I love that shiz! OH, and Seth Meyers is HOSTING! YESSS. This is too good.
 

There are so many amazing nominees this year, it's like hard to just root for one show! After reading all the nominations I was super overwhelmed. Here are some of the categories that literally cause me to make life and death decisions....

Best Drama Series

"Breaking Bad"

"Downton Abbey"

"Game of Thrones"

"House of Cards"

"Mad Men"

"True Detective"

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LIKE LITERALLLY?!!! Ugh, like if someone held a gun to my head and asked me to choose one, I'd probably die...I just don't even know! (Okay, so I'd prob choose Mad Men, been a die hard fan since 2007, BUT most likely to win? Breaking Bad or GOT). 

Best Actress in a Drama Series

Lizzy Caplan, "Masters of Sex"

Claire Danes, "Homeland"

Michelle Dockery, "Downton Abbey"

Julianna Margulies, "The Good Wife"

Kerry Washington, "Scandal"

Robin Wright, "House of Cards"

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But like, I LOVE ALL OF THEM. Don't MAKE ME CHOOSE!  (So, it'd be a pretty aggressive toss up between Kerry and Michelle...but, I literally can NOT choose one.  I honestly don't know who will win but I'm thinking possibly Robin Wright).

Supporting Actress, Drama Series

Anna Gunn, "Breaking Bad"

Maggie Smith, "Downton Abbey"

Lena Headey, "Game of Thrones"

Christine Baranski, "The Good Wife"

Christina Hendricks, "Mad Men"

Joanne Froggatt, "Downton Abbey"

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Ugh, again. For real, I literally, actually, am obsessed with ALL these women. (But, like Anna Gunn will most likely win). 

Best Actor in a Drama Series

Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad"

Jeff Daniels, "The Newsroom"

Jon Hamm, "Mad Men"

Woody Harrelson, "True Detective"

Matthew McConaughey, "True Detective"

Kevin Spacey, "House of Cards"

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WAHHHH!!! Kevin or Jon?! ORR Bryan or Matthew OR Woody?! Oh, sorry Jeff. Anyways, I think umm, ugh I don't know. (So, like let's be real, Bryan will prob win. Case closed. Matt you have an Oscar now, don't be greedy). 

Supporting Actor, Drama Series

Aaron Paul, "Breaking Bad"

Jim Carter, "Downton Abbey"

Peter Dinklage, "Game of Thrones"

Josh Charles, "The Good Wife"

Mandy Patinkin, "Homeland"

Jon Voight, "Ray Donovan"

(Sooooo like if Aaron doesn't win....) 

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SHOUT OUTS TO DA BEST NOMS: "God, I love ya..." 

 

 

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MATT MARRY ME...ugh, but like why are you married to an equally attractive guy?! It's just like, not fair. 

Congrats to...

Taylor Schilling, Uzo Aduba, Laverne Cox (especially for being the first transgender performer nominated for an Emmy) and Natasha Lyonne of OITNB !!

Matt Bomer, Joe Mantello, Alfred Molina, Jim Parsons, and Julia Roberts for The Normal Heart!! 

(Special congrats to Matt for his first Emmy nom!)

Benedict Cumberbatch for Sherlock!! (I just freaking love this man...) 

 

Chiwetel Ejiofor for  Dancing on the Edge (again with these British men)

The cast of American Horror Story: Coven !! (some crazy ass freaking shi, kudos to NOLA!)

Colin Hanks for FARGO ! (he looks JUST like Tom! I love it)

Joanne Froggatt, Maggie Smith, Michelle Dockery, and Jim Carter, for Downtown!! (like, can I BE British yet?!)

aaaand of course, my girl Kerry W for Scandal (you're perfect).

EMMY SNUBS IM POed ABOUT...

Mindy Kahling - she 100% should have been nominated for The Mindy Project! That show is HILAR and she his HILAR, I'm not to happy about this

Elizabeth Moss - I mean, she runs Mad Men now and even though the show is ending soon, her character is boss. I know she won last year for her mini series Top of the Lake, which is AWeSOmE, but she needs to be recognized for MM before it goes

For ALL the 2014 Emmy noms CLICK HERE!

The Stalker, The Farmer, The Asshole-Baseball Talker...

The Stalker, The Farmer, The Asshole-Baseball Talker...That's Who Andi Is Left With...So, Likeee Do You Even CARE Anymore?! (Cause...We Don't) 

 

(miz choices...miz final three.)

Welp, that's it. On Monday night, Andi let us all down when she pulled a curve ball and got rid of the ever-so-suave-Mercedes-driving-strip-dancing-hot-abs-sports-medicine-wears-converse-with-his-polos-MARCUS!!!

LIKE WHAT?!!!

And I mean, okay, we get it. If you weren't falling in love with Marcus and it wasn't there...fair enough. BUT ARE YOU SERIOUSLY FALLING IN LOVE WITH JOSH?!! LIKE WHY? Especially when she's always like: "There's something in my head telling me there's something not right when I'm with Josh..." LIKE ISN'T THAT A RED FLAG?! He's 100% going to be more in a relationship with his younger brother's possible pro football career than anything so, I would dodge that ASAP. Litterally dodge Andi, like, as if you were playing football on a fake field with Josh's family.


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That time Josh's scarf was WAAY to tight...


We DON'T get it. But, like, don't even get me started on Nick. But does anyone need to say anything about Nick? Besides the fact that he may or may not lock Andi in a basement until she screams "I LOVE YOU" back. He's a stalker - period. And like, his family was freaking crazy. First of all, there was like 20 of them...and they had all those creep-ass photos of like every single kid in the same size frame circling the walls in their living room! CREEPY. And, ugh, the way his mother was dressed?! It was like a bad time warp. She littterally looked like Lizzie McGuire's mom circa 2001. Like, not okay.


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OH YA...?


 
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da-da-da-DAH creeper...


Marcus was litterally perfect. And I mean, Chris is super sweet, he's really hot, looks good in a vest and driving a tractor, buut who wants to actually live in Iowa?!!! No one. Not even Chris's mom. Like she def admitted she wasn't about it at first. So maybe it grew on her, but is it really going to grow on Andi? No. ALSO Marcus literally would have given her THE WORLD. From the Benz, to the amazing career, to Dallas...like Andi would do SO well in Dallas and it wouldn't even be that aggressive of a move from Atlanta. I mean, it's all still the ritzy South.

 

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Tractor man. Two thumbs up.

Andi 110% F*$Kedd UP. The fantasy suites should be funny though. I have an awk feeling she's gonna end up with Josh or Chris because she HAS to realize that Nick is a HUGE creepier...and if she doesn't, well that blows.


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Womp, womp, womp.

All I have to say is........MARCUS FOR BACHELOR. 

 

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(BUT, JJ is still my favorite...)

Fellon Crush Friday Is Trending...And I See Whyy...

Fellon Crush Friday Is Trending...And I See Whyy...#FCF 

 

 

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Well, lock me up in prison and throw away the key.  I would NOT complain if this guy was my cell mate. Oh, man. Looks like Orange Is The New Black isn't the only thing that's making prison hott...if ya feel me.

According to E! News, and just about every other news source out there, women are going mad for this criminals mug shot...and like, you would be crazy not too! He's beautiful. I CAN-NOT. He's like absurd right? Talk about getting your bad boy fix.

Introducing Jeremy Meeks, a 30 year old convicted felon (yikes...but, again, do we care?), who was recently arrested in Calif for some felony weapon charges.  OH. Well, suuuure. So, he's not an ax- murderer...but, like can you hang with felony charges? I mean right now, I think women everywhere just wanna hang with him period.

LOOK AT HIS FACE. THOSE EYES...it's like, OKAY BYE. Where's you Gucci men's cologne add?! Just wait...it's coming. As soon as he gets out of jail...

Elite Daily has a great little post of the Jeremy's face photo-shopped on some swag suits and couture. And sure, that's a joke...but like, is it? I give it a few months. We're talking the new face of Burberry, Tom Ford, and hell, even Chanel.


VIEW Elite Daily's AMAZE Photoshopping HERE


Ahhh. The mug-shot smoulder that is winning hearts. You get 'em Jeremy. (Not in terms of like committing crimes tho...)

I'm avoiding trying to make one of those, you've comitted a crime for being SO sexy jokes...but, like, that's kinda what it is...

Robin Thicke Names His New Album "Paula" #OH...

Robin Thicke Decides To Name Is Album "Paula..." #OH...

  

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REALLY?! ROBIN?!! LIKE, NO. So, we all know Robin has been publicly trying to get Paula back after their very public break up...which is, I guess none of our business, but then it's like...you're looking a little desperatoo Rob... 

 

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YOU WANNA HUG ME? 

We already knew that his single from the now titled "Paula," album was called, "Get Her Back," and even then you were thinking...OKAY Robin. Like,  the song/concept is kinda pathetic SOO I've decided to help him out by re-writing the bridge of his song...



My add-on lyrics are in BOLD...

"I never should have raised my voice or made you feel so small....oooor cheated on you....

I never should have asked you to do anything at all....ooooooooor cheeeeated on you...

I should have kissed you longer....OOOOR NEVER hooked up random randoooss...

I should have held you stronger...OR NEVER cheeeaed on yaaa...

And I'll wait for forever for you to love me again...#MIZ"

 

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 yaaa...thats NOT Paula...

It's really just, as simple as that. 

750,000 Toss Up

It's Time For Celebrity MONEY MASH UP!! Today We Have: Clooney's Use of 750 G's VS. Kim and Kanye's Use of 750 G's...Who Spent It Better?!

Ahh, yes. The house that just won't quit. 

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Last year, the soon to be married couple, (like thank God so we can all stop talking about it), Kim and Kanye bought a 9 million dollar house in Bel Air that they basically took apart anddd rebuilt. Kim and Kanye have been living in mother, Kris Jenner's house until the renovations are complete, but after basically a YEAR of renovations, the damn mansion STILL isn't ready and Kim is apparently frustratedd as FOOK. 

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Like are they on a NON-talking basis now?? Hmm Awk....#housetroubles

Leave it to DIVA and finance extraordinaire, Kanye, who apparently keeps changing elements of the house to OBV make it grander, from including a private suite for baby (emphasis on the baby) North, to peasants - I MEAN...maid's quarters (yeah, I know...this is for real...), AND and spending a WHOOPING 750 G's on "GLAM ROOM" for Kim and her always-needed-at-a-moments-notice glam squad. OH, okay, okay. I feel you Kanye. Naturally, a house is not a home without any of these things, so you do you and keep adding on. Even though princess Kim is prob excited for all these features of the crazy mansion, she is apparently frustrated that the house STILL isn't done and that she is still bunking with moma Kris even after the wedding...I mean yeah, that's miz. I live at home now and I totally feel her, but with baby North too?!! Yeah, that must be rough...Count down to the glam room doee!!!

In ANOTHER 750 G's...

Actor and obvv Hollywood hunk is engaged...NOO!! Ahhh. He is no longer Hollywood's hottest bachelor, which is really just a shame. The 53 year old actor decided to give in to the whole marriage thing, when announcing his engagement to 36 year old, British humanitarian attorney, Amal Alamuddin. Yeah...I mean we all were SHOCKED because 1. Clooney isn't supposed to get married...duh and 2. Because no one knows who/where this girl came from...if we're being honest. But at the same time, we knew if he did get married, it probably wasn't gonna be a celebrity, like she had to be a bid deal in other ways, and he found her.

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Ummm...nice ring, from what we can tell, but you have ALL this money and you're gonna wear THAT outfit?!! Sorry...

Well, it must be the real deal for Clooney because the newly engaged couple just had a star- studded engagement dinner party (which I'm assuming draw a different A-list crowd thaaan say...Kim's). While the couple wined and dined at their lovely affair, we got one of the first glimpse's of Amal's 7 carat diamond ring that is reported worth 400,000...euros...which then translates into about 750,000...dollars. CHAA CHING. $$$$$$$

And shadily, the ring looks pretty similar to Kim's diamond rock, but that guy, is of course reportedly worth a cool million. Naturally. Kanye doesn't really believe in small anything so, likee we get it.



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Ahhh, to be young, rich, and engaged to Clooney...

Solange VS. Rachel Roy (Fist Punch Emoji)

WHO WORE IT BETTER: Solange Vs. Rachel Roy...Their First Run In Since Da MET Gala...(Fist Punch Emoji) #AWKcity

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Who wore it better?! I mean...I vote Solange. The two, who literally haven't spoken since da MET Gala, were on da red carpet for the CFDA Awards last night in NYC. Why? FASHION, obvs. But Why do I pick Solange? Welp, because apparently Rachel is a home wrecker...and if Bey and Jay get a DIVORCE?!!! I CANT EVEN...


#TeamSolange doe. Nice dress. #CalvinKlein


That's all. 


For the FULL E! News Article CLICK HERE