The WORST Dressed At the Gloden Globes...

And Now...The Moment You Have All Be Waiting For...Here Is Our WORST Dressed From The Golden Globes...Ugh. The MIZ Dresses.

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SO, obv the best part of the Golden Globes or ANY award show is admiring all the amazing dresses and giving props to who looks the best...I mean, duh. But, then while the pretty dresses are, well, pretty, it is really the dresses we don't love so much that end up being the most entertaining. I am right, or am I right? It's fine...I'm right. So, let's take a look at what the red carpet had to offer when it comes to the not so pretty dresses....ugh. Here we go MIZ dresses. Bring it on!

On a scale of 1 to MIZ...(Miz being like the absolute worst) let's check out some of theses dresses to see how miz they really were...

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Keira Knightly. 
I mean, she's beautiful and she's pregnant - congrats! So, I get wanting something elegant to hide the little baby bumble buuut, even though it took over 30 people to make this custom Chanel gown...it was a little ehhh, not so fab. This isn't the MIZest dress of the worst, but it's not great. Love you KK!!! I loved your Chanel wedding gown!!

Lena Dunham. 
Okay sooo Lena normally isn't really on any best dressed list...let's be honest, but she also doesn't give a fook whether or not anyone puts her on the worst dressed list or not because she's like waaay too awesome to care. But despite that, I gotta say this dress is a lot better than some other stuff she has worn on the red carpet...it's just the high low part of the dress which isn't that becoming. Almost Lena, but not almost enough.




Lana Del Rey. 
Anyone who knows me knows I LOVE Lana. I can prob lock myself in my room and listen to miz Lana and Lorde music for hours. It's whatever. I also think Lana normally gives the whole sex kitten allure, but in this dress, she looks just likeee...I don't know - weird. Like, I think this mint color looks great on her skin tone, but the dress looks like a vintage 70s prom dress from the Virgin Suicides...if you get me. Also her hair extensions were overly vamped. Miz. Love, you Lana, but miz.




Claire Danes. 
So, I don't exactly hate this dress...I mean it's Valentino for God's sake! I think it is incredibly ornate, but like...from far away it reads like kinda a mess. Is it weird that I think the dress resembles an owl? I don't know. Just a thought...




Kara Mara. 
I'm pretty sure Kate Mara's best accessory for the night was Kevin Spacey, and then her accessory got even better when Kevin won and he had his Golden Globe. I like the red, but I don't the big orange belt or the little awk ruffles that look like they are coming out of the belt. To me, this is one of the mizest. Sienna Miller's Mui Mui was like way better than this Mui Mui.




Patrica Arquette.
Ugh. This is just awful and it doesn't help her figure at all. And likee she WON, so she had to go up on stage!!! Like ugh, noooo. Miz. Love Boyhood though, great film.




Katie Cassidy. 
I mean...this is one of those dresses that you wear when you are trying desperately to be like way too sexy. Like there are just too many slashes everywhere. It looks like a tiger just slashed the top part of the dress and her slit is like way to high. Also, in all seriousness, why was she even at the Globes?! Ugh, this is just miz. 100% miz.

 

Kristen Wigg. 
Okay, so I actually LOVE this dress, but just like not for the Golden Globe red carpet. I think it would make like a fun summer beach dress? But, this dress is in no way miz, its just not for the red carpet.




Amanda Peet. 
This is another one of those dresses that is really beautiful, but does not belong on the red carpet. Another flowy beach dress situation. Not miz, but just miz for the red carpet.




Robin Wright. 
I just thought Robin was better than that. Ugh. Sui. Miz.

 


Taryn Manning.
Welp, there's nothing else to say about this besides the fact that...it looks like a trash bag. I mean, yeah. And I don't know about you, but last time I checked, a paper bag would have worked better. At least that's more eco-friendly?




Jemima Kirke. 
So, I like the color scheme, but the whole Kimono crop top and skirt thing is a little much. She looks like a futuristic eagle bird from the Hunger Games...Mocking Jay anyone?




Amy Poehler. 
Ugh, I love Amy and I love Stella McCartney, but I don't love this. However Amy made up for any fashion faux pas by being of course a hilarious GG host along side Tina Fey.


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Tiziana Rocca.
I don't EVEN know who this IS, but like somehow she showed up on the red carpet wearing THIS. This is 100% the most MIZ dress, not only on the red carpet, but that I have EVER SEEN. AHHH!!!

Golden Globes BEST DRESSED!

Red, White, and Sequins...The Golden Globe Red Carpet Was On POINT This Year...Here's Our BEST DRESSED AHH!! 

 

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Ahh, yes award season has begun and it started with a bang last night at the Golden Globe Awards! The Globes is known to be the most fun award celebration mainly because the awards celebrate TV and Film, they are like waaay more categories for people win, and the whole ceremony is a big dinner party where all the celebs walk around during the commercial breaks with little Moet bottles and get smashed...YES!

So, how did the award go last night? Well, the TV favorites where new television Dramas - The Affair (HEYY) and FARGO, popular movies were The Grand Budapest Hotel, Boyhood, and Birdman. Expected wins included Eddie Redmayne in the Theory of Everything (which is unreal and well deserved on Eddie's part), John Legend and Common for their song "Glory" in Selma, and then there were some surprises like How to Train Your Dragon Two winning OVER The Lego Movie and Big Hero 6...like whhhaa?? And the biggest surprise, probably being the CW's new comedy Jane The Virgin beating out vets such as GIRLS and Orange is the New Black. Not gonna lie, that was a shocker. But all in all, the awards were spread all around the map! There was no huge sweep or film/tv take over. So, it will be interesting to see how the SAG Awards turn out in a few weeks and what will lead to Oscar noms. But besides the winners and losers of the evening, the other big headline was the fashion of the Globe red carpet and let me tell ya...what a red carpet it was. SOO many beautiful dresses it was hard to even begin to make a worst dress list! AHH! So, let's begin with the fashion trends on the carpet!

Fashion expects predicted soft, spring pastels on the carpet this year, and while there were some pale pinks, blues, and a few yellow dresses, there was a TON of sequin and metallic looks, along with winter white and of course, red. SOO enough with the talk and let's take a look at the carpet's best looks in the Miz Factor's GG Best Dressed roundup!

photos via E! Online and Buzzfeed.

Red Hot Red Carpet Red ---

Taylor Schilling rocking Ralph Lauren.

Viola Davis in Donna Karen. (Talk about how to get away with red on red...love).

Allison Williams in Armani Prive. (Prive is always a red carpet fav. Allison is an all star in this dress). 



Catherine Zeta Jones is always red hot.

Sequin/ Metallic Sheaths ---

JLo in Zuhair Murad. (I mean...BYE. Literally she looks like a metallic goddess and I CANNOT deal. It's perf. She's so hot).


  
Reese Witherspoon looking glitzy in Calvin Klein. 



Julianne Moore in Givenchy Couture. (Just stunning, winning in more ways than one).



Jessica Chastain in Versace. (Channeling old Hollywood glam to the tee. Perfection).



Emma Stone in Lavin. (She totally rocked the pant suit look. LOVE).



Dakota Johnson in unreal in reflecting sequins.  



Ellie Kemper in an art deco sequin gown. 

 

Diane Kruger dazzles always. 

 

Whimsical Winter White ---

Kate Hudson in Versace. (Litterally...that's all I have to say).



Rosamund Pike in Vera Wang. (Post baby cut out dress, sure. People are critizing the fit of the dress, but the dress itself is so elegant and beautiful). 



Emily Blunt in Micheal Kors. (Looks like a legit Greek goddess).



Sienna Miller looks fetching in Mui Mui.

Spring Pastels ---

Luptia in Giambattista Valli Couture. (I mean spring has arrived in the form of Lupita). 

Naomi Watts in Gucci. (I feel the snake...)



Amy Adams in Versace. (Love the old Hollywood glam. FUN FACT: her and Jessica Chastin look like twinnies both in Versace dresses, swooped red hair, and glam diamond earrings. The new red headed bombshells).



Jenna Dewan - Tatum glowing in pale yellow.



Giuliana Ranic in Maria Lucia Hohan.


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Leslie Mann sparkling in yellow.

LORDE...she gets her own category. She looks so deviously chic. Def don't hate it.

Andi and Josh Call It Quitttersss!!

Andi and Josh are DUNZOOO!!!! AHH!!! But, Are You Like Surprised...? (I mean....)

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WELL, I think it's safe to say that it's not JUANurary anymore. Ahh, yes. Last year this time, girls and Bach fans all over were gasping in excitement for the Juan Pablo's infamous Bachelor season where we were introduced to the lovely Andi Dorfman...soon to be known as the girl walked away from Juan, basically calling him what he is - a jerk.


Andi's popularity only grew and it was like soo inevitable that Andi was to become the next Bachelorette. And let's be real, Andi was like the BEST Bachelorette. She was hot, successful, jewish, and real. We loved it. So, last May, when Andi's season came to a close, it was SO obvious that her leading man was going to be Josh, and Josh it was. The happy couple were like SO happy for the almost ten months they were together, but alas, another Bachelor couple bites the dust.

Yesterday, #BachelorNation was disheartened to hear the news that only two days after their very public red carpet appearance at the season premiere of Chris' new Bachelor season, Andi and Josh  have officially called off the engagement and called it quits. SO, are you surprised??! Well, let's put it this way, Andi and Josh's relationship, which seems so natural, as if they were lit perfect for each other. Was I surprised that the two would called it quits so soon? Yes. Again, cause they truly appeared to be like SO happy. But, was I surprised that the couple didn't last? Nope.

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Lemme break it down for ya. I personally feel likeee Andi really wanted this relationship to work because let's be real, her and Josh look great together! (I mean they also kinda look like brother and sister...but they do look great together). I think Andi wanted the relationship to work obv, but likee Josh...is a douche. Yeah he's hot no doubt about that, but like he LITT only cares about baseball...even though he like doesn't play anymore. AND he's like 200% jealous of his brother's pro football career hands down. I think Josh like loves Andi cause she hot and fab, but like he just loves his baseball bat more. And when you're in that situation with guy? What can you?!!  You gotta leave him. PLUS SIDE NOTE: Josh was one of the guys who lied the most during that episode when the guys had to take the lie detector test...and Andi was stupid and said she didn't wanna know the results...but like she SHOULD HAVE! It's shady that he lied that much! Right?! Just sayin...

So, what's next up for Andi? I don't know. Maybe a career in fashion after she walked the Bach red carpet on Monday with a dress that she made herself with $15 dollars worth of fabric...YEAH. You get em.

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With $15 dollars, can YOU look like this??

I like really want Andi to find love so I think ABC should invest in a Bachelor spin off called - "Bach Besties: Nikki Ferrel and Andi Dorfman Find Love!" Am right, or am I right? Now, that Juan and Josh are dunzo, these two besties are SINGLEEEE!! Can I get a Beyonce melody up in here?!

 Third wheeling no more Niki...

#BACHBesties

So, the Bach couples still kickin?

OBV Sean and Catherine...LITERALLY THEY'RE SO PERFECT. If you don't follow them on insta YA SHOULD. I mean you may vom, cause like they do everything together and they're so in love. I swear if they ever break up, I would actually be genuinely upset.

 

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Chris and Des...another couple that could mistakenly look like bro and sis, but they are both super cute together cause the lit have like the same personality. They're both so sweet. I mean she designs jewelry, he writes poetry, it works. The two are expected to be getting married Sean and Catherine style this month.

 

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How Dubai Got Hotter and More Fashionable On NYE...

Balmain NYE Model Takeover...Just When You Thought Dubai Couldn't Get Any Hotter...

 

SAND. 

Happy New Year everyone!! WELCOME to 2015! WHOOHOO! So, how did you spend your NYE? Well, whatever YOU did, it prob wasn't as HOT as Olivier Rousteing's. I swear, the young creative director for Balmain has likee the HOTTEST group of girl friends everrr. From Rihanna to Kim Kardashian, Olivier rolls deep in fabulously fashionable women. So, why would he slow down for NYE? Correction - he wouldn't!

Olivier rang in 2015 in Dubai with a few of his closets (and I mean hottest) friends, Chanel Iman, Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner, and Selena Gomez (not a model but like she's hot so, whatevs).

Ahh yes, the sexy crew spent the new year doing incredibly sexy things and looking incredibly sexy in the SAND. Yeah, the sand. You haven't seen sand until you see models in sequin dresses in it...

I'm Chanel Iman, and my is actually perfect...like actually. Ugh, amaze. 

 

I just LOVE Kendall's pants tho...sequin, stripped, bell bottoms, BYE. 

Selena and Gigi twinning. #WhoWoreItBest?

Crusin. Happy new year to you, Chanel. 

Notice how everything all weekend was black and white? #GOTO. You can never go wrong and ALWAYS look right in black and white. Models know it, Olivier knows it, and I mean...I know it. ;) But, while there was a lot of fun to be had in the sun...there was also some controversy (per usual). The model friends were blasted all over social media for their photos of them goofing around at a mosque, being a place of worship, people felt like  the celebs were being "disrespectful in a holy place." People even came out to compare there actions to if tourist were posing and taking selfies in front of the 9/ll memorial. So, far there has been no responses from either of the celebs about their photos, and all the photos are still online despite the mass amount of negative comments.

Ugh, beautiful, tall, gorgeous, but ya can't always win.

photos via Gigi, Olivier, Chanel, and Selena's instas!