Miz List Friday: 50 Shades Of Grey VERDICT (Review)

Miz List Friday: Our "50 Shades Of Grey" Verdict!! And Don't Worry This Isn't (too much of) A Spoiler. (But Like, You Should've Read The Book Anyway...)

 

Ahhh yes, the moment you have ALL be waiting for...VALENTINE'S DAY/ PRESIDENTS' DAY WEEKEND!! WHOOHOO!! Celebration emojiii!!! Oohhhh, sure. Don't even lie, you're about to get your party and romance on this weekend, or maybe your romance is partying, but whatever you end up doing this weekend, you're probably going to go see the highly-anticipated-sex-on-a-screen movie, "Fifty Shades." So, I thought I would help you out a little bit and let you know whether or not you should spend money/ drag your poor sole of a boyfriend (or hookup) to the movies this weekend. SO, here it is...

Last night I got invited to a 8 o'clock advanced screening of the new flick in Georgetown. As soon as we came out of the movie around 10:30 (maybe closer to 11), there was of course, already mad lines for the midnight movie. Whether you like the "Fifty Shades" brand or not, this movie is gonna get the last laugh because this thing is gonna make SOOO much money, like I can't even begin to estimate how much money it's going to make this weekend. The estimates already baffle me. Anyway, so getting to the bottom line - is the movie worth seeing?

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Well, to be honest, I read the book (which, I know people who know me are prob like that's hilarious cause like I never read anything lolz), so I am one of those biased, people who basically didn't really care to much about the movie coming out and I was like there is NO way, because we live in America, not Europe/a foreign country, that the sex is gonna be like it is in the book...and you know what I mean if you read the book. If you read the book then you know how umm, graphic the sex scenes are. Like, they can't put that shit on screen in the states lol, I mean we wish (or I do...), but that's besides the point.

MAIN POINT...

SO, over all the movie is good.  Dakota and Jamie have like really amazing on screen chemistry, again if you read the book then you know that Anastasia's character is like SUPER annoying cause she's SO awkward about everything, but then also Christian is like SUPER odd and like aggressive about life. So, together, they are just the world's most awkward pair. I do really think that Jamie and Dakota played the roles really well and yeah, their chemistry together was really real. Like, I def didn't hate it.

FUNNY?

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One of the things I did like about the movie because I am someone who always tries to find the humor in awkward situations, is that they purposely took some stuff from the book and made it funny. They added a little more humor into some scenes I think to tone down the awkward looming, sex stuff that you know is bound to happen at some point. So, I enjoyed the little tid-bits of humor. It made the movie lighter.

SEX. 

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Ehhh.....

Now, the thing that you're all waiting for - the sex. Alright, so if u want like the intense crazy sex...then I have to say - read the book. The sex is obviously way more detailed and graphic in the book. The sex scenes in the movie are sexy, but they basically just spend a lot of time naked, which you get used to. There is a lot of tying and blind folding and whipping which makes the sex scenes more exciting...but I didn't think the actual sex acts were anything revolutionary. Like, you've probably seen more sex if you watch shows like "The Tudors" or even like "True Blood." Like, there's def crazier sex on TV, I swear. I get that the R rating wouldn't let them go that crazy with the sex scenes, but Anastasia has the orgasm of her LIFE in the book, but they don't show that in the movie, which was discussed here on Huffington Post. (OH sorry if that was a spoiler, but again not that surprising...) You see women having orgasms on TV shows, and some great movies like OMG Natalie Portman's orgasm in "Black Swan" ?!! That was crazy. So, I don't know why they didn't show that in THIS of all movies,  cause that's supposed to be the stick. But, not saying the sex isn't sexy lolz, I mean there where scenes were I LIT couldn't breath cause I was ummm OH OKAY, (but that was mainly because I liked Christian's aggression LOL - guilty), but the sex is more a lot of facial expressions being shown, and asses. Movies can always get away with the asses. Asses are like totally acceptable. But, ya, I thought the sex was semi tame, just a lot of nakedness, but that doesn't mean anything. I wasn't shocked, which I was with the book. It def could have been sexier. If they went with the darn NC-17 rating for the movie, they could have done more. I think the sex is gonna be the movie's main criticism (apart form Sam-Taylor Johnson's directing and her 'husbad like our age BTW. SICK #Aaron).

GO SEE IT...?

Alrighty, so over all verdict - I went into the movie being like this is gonna be stupid aaand Jamie is hot, but I don't really like Dakota, aaaand the sex is gonna be lame, and I hate the color grey, I'm just looking forward to Beyonce's song, yada yada yada. BUT, I have to say, I didn't hate it.  I was entertained. If anything, I just think the movie was truly entertaining. It was a good like dark romantic flick. I think comparing it to the book is what is gonna make it lame to people, and I get that, but my final verdict is again - if you want crazy, crazy ass sex, read the book. If you want like a good story, then go see the movie. Do I think the movie should critically acclaimed for it's filming or acting or loyalty to the book? God, no. Could it have been sexier/ incorporated more the book? YES. But, it's simply just entertaining, and if you look at it like that, and just wanna see an entertaining movie, then I think you'll like it.

Now, I would recommend maybe like going to see the movie AFTER this weekend, cause you know shit is gonna be crazy, but I if you can't wait...you can't wait.

And now, for my awful pun. The movie was shadily better than I expected. Feeling a little guilty...I should be punished... (smirk face emoji).

Thanks for the fantasies Christian. (And by that I mean sex with a new wardrobe...because let's be real that's every girl's true fantasy. Sex with a custom closets. Yes, please. ) LOL. So crazy right now...

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Personally, I'm still not over this...50 Shades #OriginialCast? LOL

BEST and WORST Dressed a la Grammys

The BEST and Most MIZ Dresses At The 2015 GRAMMYS

 

Talk about black and white and red...well, on the floor...

Well, thanks to Kanye and his little outburst, my best and worst dressed list is a day late, ugh delaying other celebrity news, but let's be real - red carpet fashion is crucial and we can't just let the red carpet Grammy looks go unacknowledged so, let's hop to it!

These Grammy awards were like all jazzed up this year for some reason. You know, normally the Grammy' are kind of tacky...because it's like not the Oscars, lol. Darn singers don't know how to class it up. Lawlzzz. But, I gotta say, everyone looked a lot more sophisticated than normal this year. Apparently the Grammy focus was intentionally more serious this time around. You know we had the domestic violence awareness, Ferguson tributes, "Selma" tributes, slash 100 billion performances - so much so that the actual Grammy show only announced maybe like eight awards, I wanna say? Like Kendrick Lamar won back to back Grammys and we'd never know!! Also, so did "Frozen"/Idina Menzel - like HELLO, that's shit we wanna know! But, actually all the performances were pretty awesome. I won't lie, I enjoyed the majority of them except for well, maybe Ariana's but that's a personal thing...#overher. 

Anyway, great performances and good red carpet, so let's talk TRENDS!! Eeeeek!! The biggest trends of the red carpet this year? Drum roll for black sheer and embellished dresses plzzzz. That's right, black, sheer dresses with heavy embellishment were ALL the rage at the Grammys this year. It was pretty hot, I didn't hate it at all. There was just a lot of black and white in general, even on stage we saw Katy Perry in a gorgeous white gown, Beyonce literally chaneled God's gift to mankind, looking like an angel in white, Annie Lennox donned black sequins on stage and Rihanna sported a black suit. Well, you know what they say, you can never go wrong with B&W. I stand by that. I also stand by these celebs as best dressed...

BEST of the Best 

Taylor Swift in Elie Saab. 
I mean, everyone knows I am not a Tay music fan, but girl always, always, always, without fail looks bomb on red carpets. Like, her stylist is a styling God and compared with Tay's body, it's likee, what could look bad on her? Ugh, nothing. Just nothing. This dress is phenomenal...I can't even. Taylor, you win.



Jessie J in Ralph & Russo. 
I think Jessie J is my favorite person in the world. After meeting and interviewing her, she is literally the sweetest and she's flawless in person, like wow. A real beauty that one. Besides all of that, she looks KILLER in this dress. Kat Graham actually tried it in on in red and blue on E! , but I am so glad she didn't wear it cause Jessie just owns this look.



Gwen Stefani in Versace.
I mean, in my eyes, Gwen can do no wrong. Also, her red performance dress, which I also think was Versace, was beautiful. She is just radiant. I love her.



Ciara in Alexandre Vauthier.
I love, love, love, this dress. It's tulle or chiffon, can't really tell, but done right. Its just so entertaining, but in no way tacky. Ugh, I love it. I just love looking at it. Ciara has been killing it on red carpets lately. I can't even hate on her old 1-2 step looks when she's dressing like this.

REST of the Best

Beyonce in Proenza Schouler. 
Bow down. She looks flawless. Drunk in LOVE with this dress. Okay, I'm done. #ToTheLeft.



Kat Graham in Yanina. 
At first I was like, I don't like this dress, then I was like, wait, no - I do. I really do. I love the white heels with it. I think it's a unique take on the whole black, sheer trend. I had no idea who Kat Graham was until like a few days ago, but she looks good for her first Grammy awards.



Rita Ora in Prada. 
Ma gurl. She looks like a perfect disco ball and I loveeeee it. Anything you can see a reflection in is okay with me. 



Chrissy Teigen in Emilio Pucci. 
I am not a huge fan of Chrissy, but I am a fan of Chrissy and John together, especially when she is wearing this dress. 



Anna Kendrick in Band of Outsiders. 
This. Is. Fierce. And Rihanna channeled a similar look the same look on stage during her performance. Love, it.



Nicki Minaj in Tom Ford. 
Tom Ford. Tom Ford. Nicki exchanged her wigs and crazy for a classic, sophisticated look. She looks amazing in this fringe, sequin gown.



Katy Perry in Zuhair Murad.
Oooooo. Now, everyone knows I love this dress because it's litterally just dripping sequins and gems. The floor-length version of the dress was on the French runway as part of Zuhair bridal, so couture wedding dress on the Grammy red carpet? Yes, please. This is like my ideal second dress. Cause I'm having like five wedding dress changes...one dress isn't enough. Katy gets it.



Meghan Trainor in Galia Lahav.
So, normally Meghan doesn't look aaamaze, but whoever styled her for the Grammy's did a much better job. 'I'm all about' this dress and I think she looks great in it.




Miley Cryus in Alexandre Vauthier. 
Wearing the same designer as Ciara, Miley looks amazing in this sexy black dress. It's chic, its sexual, it's so simple, which I love. Her hair and her minimal makeup sans jewelry is perfection. #Bangerz. No shame.



Giuliana Rancic in Inbal Dror. 
G looks FAB in this collared, bejeweled jumpsuit, and she looked awesome in her first outfit for the pre red carpet, which was also black and long sleeved. Woomp, Woomp. What a surprise. The E! Network is styling G great in all these long-sleeved get ups, but I just wonder HOW LONG they're gonna keep her covered up for?!! Like, are they gonna make her gain weight?! She can't stay covered up forever...I'm gonna start taking bets. Especially if she ends up wearing longs sleeves on the Oscar carpet...

WORST Dressed, Just MIZ 

Charlie XCX in Moschino. 
I love the fashion risks Charlie XCX takes, and I love that she doesn't give a fuck, but this is no way like best dressed...



Iggy Azalea in Armani Privé. 
Okay, so Iggy's dress is pretty. I love Armani Prive dresses, so you can never go wrong with that, but it's really just a styling issue that's miz. Like what IS her hair?! I saw plenty of Little House on the Prairie memes, which were pretty accurate. I just didn't even notice the dress first because I was too busy starring at her head...that's like when you it's a fail.



Madonna in Givenchy.
Ugh, like she looked great on stage and I loved her performance/new song/new album, but I just don't care for this get up on the carpet. Great costume tho. She didn't get the memo that everyone actually dressed up this year.



Zendaya in Vivienne Westwood. 
I mean, this literally looks like a bad 90's robe that has been ripped down the side. I hate this. Lol, and I don't like to say I "hate" things that often, but I hate this. And her hair...she's looks like a boy from a 90's sitcom!! Like, this is the Grammys, not Halloween. Chanel your inner Jonathan Taylor Thomas another day. 



Ariana Grade in Versace 
Like how can you and Gwen both be wearing Versace and you show up looking like THIS and she show sup looking like THAT. Like, what IS that little choker?! Don't even get me started on her ponytail either. She's like a little babble head doll. I lit can't. Ugh, if that flap of sliver fabric isn't miz enough, I don't know what is. OH JK - you and Big Sean's relationship...I think I am with Naya Rivera on this one...



Jane Fonda in Balmain. 
Well, Kanye would be happy the Jane was representing Balmain, but this green, green jumpsuit with this long, long gold necklace is just a little too much for me. And like, why is there a belt also? I do like the necklace tho, but it would probably look better with like a black, plunge neck dress on like...Rihanna...



Mali Hunter. 
??!!!!!!!!! I don't even know who this is but this is THE WORST. Slash SO mIZ. Ugh, bye.

One Of A Kind

Rihanna in Giambattista Valli.
I mean, this was the most memed thing of the night. People went crazy, but I gotta say I think Rihanna looks awesome. She literally WAS the pop of color in a sea of black and white. This is straight off the runway, couture dress that they litterally flew to the Grammys, for Rihanna. Like, some poor sole had to get on the freakin plane with this dress, which probably took up the cockpit. I think in the right photos, the dress looks amazing. And apparently she said she wanted to be garbed in gown that you could spot from outer space and when you look at the aerial view of the Staples Center from the awards - BOOM. You can spot Rihanna in the front row literally faster than you can blink...or faster than you can say 4-5 seconds. YUP. I love it. It's pink, its tulle, it's gems, it's perfect. And her natural makeup, which Ri rarely does is flawless. Haters gonna hate because they know they'd look like a fool in this dress.





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Kanye Pulls A Kayne At The Grammys....

Kanye Disses Beck, Defends Queen Bey, Makes Kim Model Her Dress, And Hates On The Sparklie E! Microphones ALL In This Lovely Yet Classic Kanye Grammy Tryant...

 

Well, I normally use the day after an award ceremony talk about the best dressed buuuut, when Kanye calls - I mean, this was just TOO good to pass up.

So, I think it's safe to say that there is no feud between Kanye, Kim, Queen Bey and Jay, (after the two skipped out on the Kimye wedding last year) because Kanye OBV went out of his way to defend the Queen in a lovely, but typical, don't even know why were even surprised, overly crazy tyrant at the E! Grammy Party After Show.

So, here's how this shiz went down...

Kanye and Kim joined Terrence J., sister Khlo, Christina Milian, and Zanna Roberts Rassi on the E! After Party stage. The conversation started out simple enough, congradulating Kanye on his performance with Ri and Paul, telling Kim she looked pretty,  yada yada, then obv someone had to bring up Kanye jokingly running on stage to steal Beck's Album of The Year award. Or at least, we thought he was joking...but, I guess we should have known he wasn't.

Kanye Round 1

Even Jay and Bey were nervous when Kanye started to walk on stage....Jay had this great OHHH CRAPP look on his face and Beyonce was like "Oh No..." YUP classic.  Watch the VINE HERE!

 

Beyonce is literally saying: "No, Kanye, no..."

Kayne Round 2

Well, even Kanye laughed at the now popular vine of paranoid Bey and Jay, which is why we all thought it was a joke, but then Kayne let us know it wasn't by bursting into a random rant about how the Grammy's need to start appreciating creativity, for basically letting Beck win the Album of the Year award is a "slap in the face to us," and the award really and truly belongs to Beyonce. He continued to say that "we" as in you know, all of us, can't stand by and let, people like Beck, sure, take Album of the Year awards that obviously belong to Beyonce. Well, sure.

I mean she's God so...she wins at life.

Kanye Round 3 

Kim just stood there and smiled nervously as her man went on and on about Beyonce being God and Beck being a peasant. (I mean basically). Then somewhere the rant took a Kimye turn and Kanye started ranting about true beauty and how true beauty is OBV in the form of a Kardashian. In fact he went on to say that E! essentially owes all their success to Kardashian beauty. OH YA? And this obviously turned into how perfect Kim is to the point where he litterallly, and I mean literally, instructed Kim to put down her microphone and model her dress, which he OBV picked out for her and told her THAT was the dress she was wearing to the Grammys (after Zanna said it looks like a heavy robe LOL). I mean, Kanye def made it clear who wears the Balmain pants in the relationship.

 

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LOL. Kim is like "Babe, your Balmain pants are on fire..."

Kanye Round 4

Kanye obviously didn't stop there. Because even after Kayne had made his point several times over he still had to find something else to pick on - enter the E! News microphones. Ahh yes, the glittery, sparklie E! News mics. I love them. They sparkle. But, obviously, Kanye had some issue with them. The sparklie mic flanks inspired yet another Kanye rant about branding. Kanye ripped off his mic flank, as well as Kim's because he said that we all know this is the E! Network and no one needs to be reminded especially since the people who are hosting the Grammy After Show are the people who essentially "make E!" This meaning that they are better than the mic flank. OOOOOHH suuuuuure, Kanye. And of course he intimidated everyone on the stage by forcing them to take their mic flanks off even though you can tell people did NOT want to do it. Terrence made the comment that E! is also on his paycheck so, he prob shouldn't and Christina said the same thing. But of course Kanye corrected them - emphasis on corrected - and said that E! needs them, they don't need E! Again, sure.

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 The classic E! Mic. Kanye obv hates it. But G loves it.

After the Kanye destruction, he and princess Kim finally made their way off the stage because they had to catch their flight to NYC, which Kim made reference too on several occasions, because I personally think she wanted his rant to come to an end.

So, all in all, do, I hate Beck? Nope. I actually love Beck. Do I think Beyonce should have one the award? I mean I think Beyonce should win every award, but as Ross Matthews stated on the red carpet, Beyonce wins at life so she's fine. Do I think Kanye's outburst was inapporiate? I mean always, but entertaining? YUP.  Did he have some good points? Sure. Were they presented well? Nope. But again, was it entertaining? AS HELL.


On the bright side... at least we know things with TSwift and Ye are good...

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Watch the FULL rant HERE!!! You just gotta. 

Miz List Friday: Giuliana, Johnny Depp, Vanity Fair British Invasion

Miz List Friday: E! Tries To Cover Up Giuliana's Boney Frame On "E! News", Johnny Depp Marriage Encore, and Vanity Fair's British Cover Invasion is EPIC !!!

E! Tryna Hide Giuliana's Frame

SOO, I don't know if you have noticed, but ever since the whole, you know, Giulana looking like skin and bones on the Golden Globe red carpet, it seems like E! has actually responded to the negative social media backlash by covering up Giuliana's very frail, and tiny shoulders/arms. Don't believe me? If you're an avid E! News watcher, theennn you know what I mean. Every since the Sunday of the Globes, G has appeared on E! News wearing legit only long sleeved, or just sleeved dresses to cover her arms. Now, at first I thought I was reading likee waaay to much into this, but then I noticed how Catt and Allie are running around in tanks on set and G is not...sooo this leads me to believe that E! wants their best anchor to cover up for the time being to avoid, well, more negative press.

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 Long sleeved errythang.

Now, as we all know G did not host the SAG Award Red Carpet because she was supposedly on vacay. Because G was away Maria Menenous had to host and she was literally GOD AWFUL. Like, she was so awful to the point where I think "bring-Giuliana-back" was trending. Yeah, like she was SO miz. So, obviously despite G's kinda scary skeleton-like figure at the Globes, we all missed her terribly on the SAG red carpet and happy she is coming back to do the Grammy's carpet this Sunday.
Now, of course I was thinking that E! MAY (emphasis on MAY) have asked G like not to do the SAG red carpet cause of the social media uproar that was caused at the Globes, because let's be real G does ALL the award season red carpets, including the SAG. In fact I was OBSESSED with her SAG dress from the 2014 red carpet. So, to the people who were all like: "I don't think Giuliana does the SAG carpet..." NOPE, she does. Which brings me back to the point that it was weird that she didn't do it this year. E! anchors don't take vacay's during award season...just saying.

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 2014 SAG carpet. And you can look up 2013 too...she was there. 

But, now the G is back to host the Grammy's the big question is: What IS she gonna wear?!! Bare shoulders oooor not? Hmmm.

Johnny Depp is Married...Again!!

 

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That's right ladies, Mordecai himself tied the knot this week marrying actress Amber Heard. The two were married on his private Bahamas island and Amber reportedly wore a custom Stella McCartney dress. Ahh blisss. But, I gotta say, I know that Johnny and Amber met back in 2011 while filming the "Rum Diaries," but besides that movie, which I didn't see LOL, like I literally have NO idea what Amber Heard has done...like really who IS she?! Okay, I know WHO she is, but she hasn't really done anything that ground breaking as an actress unless you count her role as the newbie bunny on the short lived series "The Playboy Club." I just like don't know...to me she looks like a Scarlett Johansson kinda wannabe (but, like with thinner lips)? And those who know me know how I feel about Scarlett. LOLzz like don't even get me started...but TOO late, I have.

Ugh, okay so like she's HOT big WHOOP, blonde girl, nice lips, I get it. But likeee she is not, and I mean she's just not a great actress. Sorry. I mean I'll give her "Lost In Translation" and like "Girl With A Pearl Earring,"  but those movies were like super early on in her career. Now, no offense, but she is totally typecast as you know, the back stabbing bitch who is normally sleeping with someone's husband...don't believe me? HOLD UP - I got you...

He's Just Not That Into You
The Other Boylen Girl
Match Point
Vicky Cristina Barcelona

I'm sure there are others...but like that's enough to convince you.

BOTTOM LINE: Amber kinda looks like Scarlett, but even though I don't love Scarlett, Scarlett is the better Amber Heard. Anyway, congrats Johnny!! I'll be interesting to see how long this one lasts...

Vanity Fair (British Invasion) Hollywood Issue

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 Ugh. Just gimmie, gimme.

This literally has me giddy. This Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue is prob the BEST everr!!! I LOVE the VF Hollywood edition, I collect the covers ever since the one with all the teen stars when I was like in middle school with everyone from Lindsay Lohan to Hillary Duff to Raven Symone and Alexis Bledel, to the FAB one with like Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastin, basically the 2013 Oscars.

But, what makes this one so great?! AHHHH!! This month they did a Hollywood Portfolio on ALL and I mean ALL those fab, fab, fab British actors who are taking Hollywood storm. We're talking Benedict, Eddie, David, Keira, Emily, Sienna, Michelle, and more!! The mag cover only features seven of this year's brightest stars, but I can't wait to see all the fab pics and OBV the British portfolio pics. Check on VF to see behind the scenes footage of the cover shoot! It literally looks like the most fun shoot ever...

It's actually perfect...I'm dying. 

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LIKE IS THIS A JOKE?!! ALL these people thooo?! Like, someone throw me IN!!

Bruce Jenner and Igggy Problems

Bruce Jenner To Talk To Diane Sawyer, T.I. Tells Iggy To Staff OFF Social Media (Aka Twitter...)

Bruce Jenner

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Over the weekend, yes, yes, the super bowl happened, and Katy Perry rocked everyone's world yada yada (well kinda), but that OTHER thing that happened - People.com confirmed the speculations and the rumors that former Olympian and father of....well, a small army, Bruce Jenner is transiting into a woman. GASP. Now, I don't know if I was actually so shocked because there have been SO many rumors and fake Life&Style covers over the past year, but I think I was more shocked that the news was confirmed, because that rarely happens.

But, NOW the plot thickens - word on the street is Jenner MAY emphasis on the MAY, sit down with ABC journalist Diane Sawyer to discuss his transition. This, however has not been totally confirmed and if Jenner does decide to sit down and discuss what he is going through, according to Buzzfeed, the interview would not take place until May (this possibly meaning the interviewing airing after Bruce's full transition). Though, E!/ NBC won't be the first networks to air an interview, it has been said that E! is working on a docuseries that will follow Jenner and the Kardashian klan through this time. Ugh. To me, that feels like a lot. I don't know if I can watch a docuseries, mainly because the Kardashians don't need anymore spotlight, but I feel like publicizing something SO private must be a lot for Bruce. Like, right?! Diane would deliver one hell of an interview though.


Remember that awk episode of the Kardashians where Kris made Bruce cut his hair cause she said it was like way too long and he didn't want too....?? Like, let me him LIVE his lifeeeee!

              Thanks Kris. 

Iggy Azalea and T.I. #LoveHate 

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Talk about mean tweets. Iggy Azalea has a problem - and it's sending unnecessary mean tweets and responding to negative tweets that people send her with mean responses. Yup. The girl maaaay have some social media angry management issues. Think back to the whole ordeal with Snoop calling her a replica of the one of the guys from the movie "White Chicks" LOL...I mean so mean right, BUT then Iggy OBV got into a whole twitter war about it and she would not let it go. Why? Classic tweet anger. But it doesn't just stop with Snoop, oh no. Iggy has been known to get into wars with another celebrities such as Azealia Banks, Eve, Jill Scott, Nicki Minaj, and recently she randomly decided to attack Steve Madden. WELP there goes any endorsement deal possibilities for her! HA.

SO recently, to stop Iggy while she was on her twitter rant roll, T.I stepped in and offered his girl ( as in business partner not like hooking up girl LOL, don't wanna start any other rumors) some friendly advice - GET OFF SOCIAL MEDIA.  Yup. Just get off of it Iggy. Like any producer, T.I is obv worried about the image of his label, so he told Iggy to stop worrying about Twitter, and concentrate on her music. I mean, fair enough. She's a freaking CELEBRITY, like WHY do you let random people's tweets get to you?!!! Slash WHY are you SO angry?! So, awk.

Leave it to T.I to do the right thing? #WHOKNEW!!

Missy Elliot - I MEAN Katy Perry Half Time Show...

The Top Things We Were Thinking During The Missy Elliott - I MEAN Katy Perry Halftime Show...

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So I don't hate Katy Perry, at all. If fact, I mean I like her, like she's super cool, but I just thought last night's half time show was completely and totally underwhelming. I mean there was no real WOW factor about it. Katy looked great, but ahhhh but Missy 100% stole the show for me. Didn't really love Missy's new weave, but I was so pumped to hear "Work It" after likeee SOO many years...too many years Missy, it's been to long. Oh, and Lenny was great too. What a man.

So let's just be honest with ourselves - here are the top things you (or maybe just me and my friends) were thinking during the "Katy Perry" halftime show....

1. Ohhh, so she's riding in on a lion for "Roar...." I get it. I guess, that's cool.

2. What what is she wearing? That looks uncomfortable...is she gonna take that off?

3. It's like fire...right? Why is she on fire?

4. She's gonna take that off right...like it HAS to come off at some point...she can't wear that the whole time. It looks awk.

5. OHH there's Lenny!!! He looks great. He just drips sex.

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 Bow down bitches. 

6. Is he wearing a gold sequin tank? MY bad, it's like a gold chain tank, which is like totally fine. He looks hot. He looks like waaay better than Katy tho...awk.

7. Like WHY is Katy still wearing this fire thing? Is she supposed to be like Lenny's girl on fire like in the Hunger Games? Is this supposed to ironic? Am I thinking to much about this?!

8. This is TOTALLLY just like the hunger games...except I liked Jennifer Lawrence's fire outfit better...

9. Hmmm dancing palm trees? Beach balls? SHARKS?!! Oh gawd. California girls much?

10. OH, thank god she took it off the fire thing, but now she's wearing beach balls. Ugh.

11. Ugh these dancing sharks tho. I feel like I am tripping. LOL she's right - this DOES looks like a scene out of that old show we used to watch as kids....Bananas and Pajamas...ahahahahahaaha

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12. They should have told us if they wanted us to be on acid before this performance.

13. A Katy Perry concert could easillyyy be mistaken for Disney on Ice....

14. Ugh, Disney On Ice...kids on acid...AHH, I don't know, I can't think.

15. LOL, word on the street is the polka dot bikinis are  DIG to Taylor's Swift according to Hollywoodlife.com....like why does she hate Tswift so much??

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16. I miss Beyonce. Is Lenny coming back? OHHHHHHH MISSSSSYYYYYYY!!

17. OOOOOH I remember the days! Her and Ciara. OOOO 1, 2. Step.

18. Remember that AmAzeee girl who you to dance in ALL her music videos?! Ahh, Disney Channel again.

19. LEMME WORK IT, from ma dang down flip and reeeeeverseeeeeeee it!!

20. WAHHH MISSSY where have you BEEN?!! WE MISS(Y) YOU!

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 Katy performs so much better when she is like not dancing...

21. OH Katy's back. Ugh. Like BYE forever MISSY?!! Until next time? When will that be? Ten super bowls from now?!! UGHH.

22. OOOH that's a pretty dress though - love the stars.

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23. Obv, firework is the last song. 

24. Ohhh shizz she's gonna fly over the crowd on the tiny platform AHHH! Is she strapped in?!! I'd be scared shit list. No shame. (Just like I love "Dark Horse"...no shame).

25. Annnnd BOOM there go the fire works. These are pretty.

26. I think the most exciting thing were the fireworks, during "Firework," and I gotta say, that's not saying much seeing as though that was pretty predictable....

27. Oh, is it over? So, that was it. It's done? Ehhhh....

28. Will the Patriots try and deflate those beach balls? WILL Katy Perry care? 

29. So, let's see....in that half time show performance we went from the Hunger Games, to Bananas in Pajamas, to Disney on Ice...

30. Did Diplo see this performance? Ugh, I miss Beyonce. 


In OTHER news....Bruce Jenner is in fact transiting into a woman. So then, there's that. 


HAPPY SUPER BOWL 49 everyone!!!!!