Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Best Dressed a la EMMYS!




Hello world! Yes, I came out of my post-Emmys coma just in time to still obsess about the Emmys red carpet fashion. And not only was it a brillant night for diversity - major congrats to Donald Glover, Lena Waithe, Ava Duverney, Riz Ahmed, and Sterling K. Brown - OH and it was also a BIG night for women - another congrats to ALL things "Big Little Lies" and "Handmaid's Tale" - it was also a great night for FASHUN.

Post Fashion Week in NY, all the celebs gathered back in Los Angeles for the beginning of the fall award season, and man did they BRING IT. Yeeee!

Top trends of the evening were plunge necklines, slicked back ponys and mane - basically hair away from the face was a major trend - simple accessories, a lot of bracelets and dangle earrings, and lastly, the colors red, silver and blush.

These three colors were seen so much, that I decided to break down the best dressed into these three color categories. It's not anal if it works. LOL. 

 Sooo here they are! The 2017 Best Dressed women a la Emmys: 



Red Hot Hotties 



 Nicole Kidman in Calvin Klein

 Like, literally no words...JK! I HAVE SO MANY WORDS. Duh. Not only was Nicole a "BIG" winner at the Emmys, she was a big winner on the carpet as well. To accept the award for Best Actress in Mini Series or Movie, Nicole wore a stunning custom CK tea-length gown with a built-in diamond necklace. The award winning actress paired the look with embellished pink CK heels. And everyone's like PINK and red?! And we're like YUP. Pink and red. And she ROCKED it. Hand clap emojis all the away around! Congrats Nic!

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 Yvonne Strahovski in custom Julien MacDonald 

In the "Handmaid's Tale," we're used to seeing Yvonne in blue, but if you were ever wondering what the tall blond looked like in Handmaid red, you got it! "Handmaid's" was no surprise, the big winner of the evening, winning Best Drama, but I'd like to give Yvonne my personal red carpet award for looking sexy AF in one of the most simple, yet elegant outfits of the night. Praise be ya'll.  #PraiseBe

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 Issa Rae in Vera Wang

Issa party, issa party. Where ma "Insecure" girls AT?! Issa told Giuliana on the E! red carpet that Vera Wang made this whimsical, yet sexy dress especially for her! Like how can you be insecure after hearing that?! The new Covergirl literally couldn't even deal and we couldn't either! CONGRATS ISSA WELCOME TO STARDOM.

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Viola Davis in Zac Posen

 Okay, okay before anyone says anything - I'm well aware that this dress is NOT red. LOL. BUT, can we take a second to just admire how AHMAZING Viola looks in this custom ZP number. Like, FLAWLESS. And no, I'm not colorblind. I realize this dress is orange, but orange is totally in the red family, so we're going to go ahead just say it's red because Viola in this dress was truly one of the best fashion moments of the night.

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Silver Sequin Sirens 
Tracee Ellis Ross in Chanel Haute Couture

 So, there was a lot of debate about this dress because there is a lot going on. 1) It's Chanel 2) It's sequined 3) There's feathers and 4) There's a belt. WOAH. Okay, so yeah there's a lot going on. And I agree with the E! Fashion Police crowd who said that maybe this look was a tad over styled, BUT when you look at Tracee in this dress OFF the red carpet - it literally glows. Like, she looks like some heavenly sequin angle and I'm ALL for it. Back away sequin haters!

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Sarah Paulson in Carolina Herrera

 OMG!!! Sooo no big deal or anything but I literally just saw this dress walk down the Carolina Herrera runway at Fashion Week last week in NYC and Sarah is that much of a boss, that she just literally took the dress straight from the runway and put it on her bod. Can we say QUEEN?! I love Sarah and I love this dress. It's super retro, totally 80s and I love it. Plus the back is "outta sight!" Oh, wait that's a 70s expression. It's "totally awesome!" BOOM.

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 Amanda Crew in Michael Cinco

 So, if we're being super honest, I had no idea who Amanda Crew was until she stepped onto the red carpet in this dress. I also really didn't know Michael Cinco as a designer, I gotta tell ya, now I'll be looking out for more Michael Cinco gowns on carpets because this sheer and beaded ombre number is just FAB. I love it so much. If your not one of the A-list celebs on the red carpet, but you want to get noticed - this is how you do it.

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Madeline Brewer in Berta

 In the "Handmaid's Tale" Madeline's character had somewhat of a rough time, you know with the one eye and all, but she used the Emmy carpet to show UP everyone who was, well only used to seeing her with one eye lol. Make all the jokes you want but Madeline walked the carpet in this sparkly mermaid number and I was likeee PRAISE BE! It's like a sexy Cinderella gown and I'm SO into it!

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Uzo Aduba in Sally LePointe

Hello Uzo! So much of this outfit gave me LIFE. First off, Uzo wins with the natural hair goals. Like her hair is FAB and then the dress fits her body perfectly. The beaded corset bodice is made to a tea and I love how the dress isn't over the top sparkly. I mean, of course I'm always down for over the to sparkles, but the way this is beaded is just flawless.

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Anna Chumlusky in Sachin & Babi

 Wow. Just Wooow. Okay, so if we're being honest, Anna has a bad red carpet rep. I mean, she normally just wears kinda blah dresses but THIS, this is the way to stepped all over her former red carpet rep because this dress makes up for all her past looks. There's all over sequin gowns like Tracee and Sarah's, but then there's MIRROR sequin gowns that are SUPER reflective and this is probably one of the best mirrored gowns I've seen on the carpet in awhile. Like if she could look at herself through this gown I'm sure she would. It's just EPIC.

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Laverne Cox in Naeem Khan

 WORK IT GURL! I feel like that is honestly the most appropriate response to anything sexy Laverne Cox wears. If this dress wasn't made for her body, then I don't know what is. And not only is the dress so perfect, her hair and makeup is just BEYOND. She looks unreal. She normally always looks unreal, but this was def a red carpet high for her. Well done.

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 Gugu Mbatha - Raw in Hugo Boss

 If you don't know Gugu - get to know Gugu. Not only is she like the prettiest person EVER, like I love her, she is a rising star in Hollywood who ended up having a great Emmy night when her show, "Black Mirror" won the Emmy for Outstanding Writing for a Limited Series. And again, I'm not color blind and I realize that this dress is not silver, but it's sequined and metallic and I LOVE IT. The neon green lining with the iridescent pearl sequins on top - UGH I'M DEAD. If I could actually wear any dress from the evening it'd be this one.

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Beautiful Blush Babes 


 Jessica Biel in Ralph & Russo

 Okay. Again, I'm left somewhat speechless. If we're being honest, I may or may  not have cried when I first say Jessica Biel walk onto the carpet in this dress. Like, HOLY HOLY!! This is probably going down as one of my ALL TIME FAV red carpet looks - and it's not even the Oscars!! JESSICA!!!! I don't know what she was trying to do to us, but I literally DIED and then came back to life and when I came back to life, I too was wearing this dress. LOL. But, actually there is nothing and I mean NOTHING wrong with this look. The styling is PERFECT, her hair is just AMAZE her makeup is like "oh I'm sorry, I'm Jessica Biel and I tried to scare the living shit out of you in the "Sinner" but look how airy and whimsical I actually am in IRL." And we thought Paris Hilton and Kendall Jenner knew how to rock chainmail? NAH. If y'all need me I'll still be dead on the floor...
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Thandie Newton in Jason Wu

 And JUST when I thought I'd get up off the floor - Thandie walked into the room and then I just died AGAIN. Oh man. Thandie is not only probably one of the prettiest people on this EARTH, literally, but when she wears something like this - I have to just take a second and pinch myself and remember how lucky I am to be on the same earth as this glitter and tulle clad goddess. I can't decide if I'd rather be reincarnated as Thandie or Jessica Biel, but both these blush gowns just made me reeeaally want a blush wedding gown and like to be either of them in a other life.

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Yara Shahidi in Prada

 YARA. Queen Yara. Let me tell y'all, the "Blackish" cast really knows how to rock a red carpet. But there really hasn't been a red carpet look that Yara has worn that isn't fabulous. She SLAYS all day like every day. AND she's only 17!! Yup. I'll give you some time to let you take that in. She's basically the new Zendaya and Zendaya is only likee three years older than her! So, you can also let that sink in.

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Kiernan Shipka in Mui Mui 

 Y'all, these kids are gonna take over Hollywood. From Millie Bobby Brown to her "Stranger Things" brothers, kids were literally rocking the shit out of the Emmy red carpet and most of them looked better than a lot of the red carpet vets. Now, Kirenan, who is also 17 (lolz) is another red carpet kid who always looks phenomenal on the red carpet. And this fun, tulle and bejeweled Mui Mui is no diff. Ugh, both Yara and Kiernan reeeally make me want to be 17 again. Am I right?!

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Bosses in Black 


 Claire Foy in Oscar de la Renta

 The Queen is HERE! Everybody bow down and start talking in your British accents as we acknowledge her royal highness and her fabulous jumpsuit. YES, take a second - YUP it's a jumpsuit. The queen is wearing a jumpsuit and I love it. Be more elegant Claire I dare you!

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 Leslie Jones in Christian Siriano

 Even though Leslie Jones lost the Emmy to her good friend and co-star, Kate McKinnon, Jones was another red carpet winner in this custom beaded CS gown. Now we ALL know that Leslie Jones loves her boy Christian. In fact, during fashion week, Leslie sat front row and his show and turned the the normally stuffy runway show into a party. We're like super pumped for Leslie and her new fashion friend because this was seriously the best she's ever looked on a carpet. Bravo Christian!

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 Zoe Kravitz in Dior

 Zoe in a rainbow dress was only fitting seeing that she always brings happiness to the red carpet. Now, I won't lie, at first glance - I kinda thought this dress looked like a pinata...HAHA. Like legit. But, then after taking it in some more, I became a serious fan. The fit is just perfect and the ever changing rainbow hues from the front of the dress to the back are just so lovely. This dress is couture for a reason and I feel like if anyone else had to tried to rock this dress, they wouldn't have made it work they way Zoe did.

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Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Bachelorette Final Aftermath

Who's Gonna Be Da Next BACHELOR?!


Peter? Dean?? Wells?!! 

I don't know about you but I'm HERE for any of these...





On Monday night, America watched as the network's first black Bachelorette, Rachel Lindsay, made the decision to give Bryan her final rose over ugh, Peter.


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And while Bryan may be hot and is probs latin fire in bed LOL, there was a def a large, overall general consciences - were taking serious popular vote for salt and pepper Peter. Like, Rachel was supposed to choose Peter and the two were supposed to get married and have beautiful gap-toothed, bi racial babies and change the WORLD! UGHHHH.



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But judging by how a lot of things have turned out this year...

 The Election...womp. 

 The Superbowl...womp, womp. 

 And now Bryan...WOMP. 

 Guess we shouldn't have been that surprised? IDK!!!
But looking back on their last date?! OMFGGGG. Like, that was probably the realist breakup The Bachelor franchise has ever played out. Bachelor Nation could NOT handle their shit and neither could we. That break up was real AF. Like, they "broke up" but THEY COULDN'T STOP KISSING. And then Peter had to pull is freaking sweater off and use it as a hanky because he was crying so much!! Like HOW?!! This was some serious Titanic level, Jack telling Rose NOT to let go SHIT. It was THAT serious and THAT emotional UGH. WE ARE DRAINNNED. 




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 Also where is the man that cries that much over me? Just a thought. 



Anyway, I think it's fair to say that we're still not okay, America still isn't okay, and though Rachel chose Bryan and seems totally okay - watching THAT breakup would make me NOT OKAY if I was Bryan. Just saying.


#SAME.


And then during the Final Rose talk with Chris Harrison, Peter and Rach could BARELY look at each other it was SOO awkward like THAT'S REAL BREAK UP LOVEEE HATE!!  Lol, we've all been there, you know, when your pissed at your ex so you try to supress your anger and you like "Nahh, I'm good now." That's basically what Rachel did. The emotion is soooo reaaaal it's beautiful. Lol. Like, we can all agree that Rachel and Peter's break up was probably the most difficult Final Rose/ Bach breakup we've ever watched. Like EVER. It was real AF. Seriously, #SMH (and I never say that).




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 Literally ALL of US during Rachel and Peter's break up...


But I guess, gotta be happy that Rachel is happy. Despite the like hurricane force winds during Bryan's proposal, which I'm pretty sure was the universe being like NAH. Literally, the wind was out of control. I'd like to think it was tropical storm Peter trying to ruin the day...



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HAHAHA. Again, SAME. 


But because we love Rachel so much we're just hoping that Bryan and Rachel do work out and they don't end up like Andi and Josh - aka an all lust and no real love, six months tops relationship. Ugh.


Oy. This finale was a lot. And honestly, the only highlight of the finale for me was Rachel's dress. It was BOMB. Prob the best finale dress of all the Bachelorette seasons. Loved it.  Girl knows how to rock the sequin slit situation. So, AMEN to that at least. 






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YAAASSS. 


Annnywaaay, Rachel has chosen marking the end to another season of The Bachelorette, and with Paradise along the beachy horizon - we can't help but wonder: WHO'S GONNA BE DA NEXT BACH?!


So, with our super thorough years of Bachelor obsessing and over analyzing - we're gonna break down who is possibly in line to hand out of the roses on the next season of The Bachelor.


Next Bach Possibilities



 PETER


So, now that we know Peter is def still single and back home, most of us were thinking that Peter would most likely become the next Bach since he has already won the country's heart right? Well, that remains to be seen. I was all down for Peter to become the next Bach, but the more I think about it, the more I don't like the idea of 25 girls sucking face with Peter unless one of those 25 girls is me. HAHA. Call me crazy, but you're thinking the EXACT same thing. We ALL want Peter to ourselves. Slash, even if he did do the show, he'd kinda be a huge hypocrite since he said he wasn't ready to propose to Rach after what was essentially "three dates." This meaning he shouldn't be ready to do the whole Bach thing again anytime soon. So, in the mean time, who else is booking a trip to Wisconsin? Show of hands. 

DEAN

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On the Monday night finale of The Bachelorette, they didn't announce who the next Bachelor was going to be WHY? Well, because they're going to wait to see what guy comes out on top aka the fan favorite dude from Paradise...kinda like they did with Nick Viall last year, even though, I think it's safe to safe that Nick being the Bach back fired on ALL of us LOL. But one person who could come out of paradise single and ready to mingle on the Bach could be Dean. Now, even though Dean already told E! that he didn't think he was ready to be the next Bachelor (cause he's super young and actually doesn't like all the attention), Paradise may change his mind. Especially, if he doesn't find anyone. Low key praying he doesn't. Okay, not even low key like LEGIT praying he doesn't. Again, want him to myself. 

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LOL. Love him. Likeeee dead. (And he apparently photoshopped WHABOOM out of this pic also, so we just love him even more.)
ERIC



So, during Rachel's season, Eric was a little immature. Like, even though he was 28 or 29, I literally thought of him as a high school kid on the varsity football team? Or JK basketball. Anyway, point is - the boy was DEF not ready to marry Rachel. He needs to date more and mature a little bit BUT, when Eric came out to meet Rachel on The Final Rose, he looked ten times more mature with his new #revengebeard and shit. Not to mention, he took the split with Rachel like SUPER well. It was really cute. Lookinn good boiii. 


No word if he'll show up on Paradise, but if he does or even doesn't, he would maybe be a good Bach. That is, if America can even handle two black Bachelor shows back to back LOL. But even if American isn't ready, Donnie Wahlberg is. And to me, this says a lot.



ALEX  

I feel like people forget about Alex. Personally, I always thought he was hot. Like kind of a meat head and wasn't super into the man bun BUT he has a great face...and okay, actually, really great hair. Alex made it pretty far in Rachel's season and when asked on Good Morning America, who they thought would make the best Bachelor for the next season, Rachel and Bryan actually said Alex. GAME CHANGER.

 Plus Alex is good friends with Dean soo I'm into it.



 WELLS 


OMGGG! Everyone's favorite Nashville radio host from Jojo's season is BACK! And by back I mean, from previews, it looks like Wells will be returning to Paradise for more drama this season. Woot woot! And while, it'd be nice if Wells like "found love" in what I believe Rihanna truly meant as a the definition of a hopeless place LOL, if he comes out of this thang single, I think there is a good chance that Wells could be the next Bach because I mean who doesn't Wells?! I'll be a Wells lover 'til then end that's for sure. I mean if not Luke, then DEF Wells.




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Tuesday, May 23, 2017

DA BACHELORETTE IS BACK!!

The BEST and the most CRINGE-worthy Moments from The Bachelorette Premiere 



Like Bachelorette contestant Dean so kindly reminded us last night - "once you go black you don't go back" (LOL womp womp for Dean, who originally got a lot of social media backlash for that comment).  But after being re-introduced to Rachel's fabulousness on Monday night's premiere of The Bachelorette, it may be safe to say that America def feels the same way.

 The 31 (some debatable) contestants aside, Rachel is just PERFECT. Like, I'm also trying to date her. 

 I mean she's smart, she's hot, she's mature, she can play basketball...



She's got a great since of Bachelorette premiere dresses...


BUT despite her fab Rachelness, we're still questioning some of the decisions she made on the highly anticipated Bach premiere last night.

 There were some great moments and some hot guys, and some not so great moments and some not so hot guys. But luckily for you, I'm here to break it all down so you don't have too! So, let's take a look at some of the BEST and the well, most of the MIZ moments from last night's Bachelorette premiere.

DA GURLS

1. Rachel's Squad



If you didn't know, now you know that Rachel has a pretty aggressive Bach squad rooting for her. Several of Rachel's besties from last season including dolphin obsessed Alexis, Bachelor finalist Raven, and the controversial, Corinne. The ladies sat down last night to give Rach some Bachelorette advice even though we're pretty convinced every single on of these ladies is heading to Paradise... and prob won't be a Bachelorette LOL. But hey! They're still fun right?



DA NORMAL BOYZ


1. PETER

I don't know about you but I am so HERE FOR PETER. Why?! Because not only was he the first one out of the limo and one of the few guys not to do anything weird and crazy, he looks SO good in a suit AND he's basically the white version of Rachel with his swag gap tooth smile LOL. Basically, I'm so here for Peter and Rachel and their future interracial, gap-toothed babies. Aren't you?!!

2. BYRAN 



Well, I want to say "ooo la la" but I guess the correct phrase for Bryan and his Latin American self would be "aye, ye, ye!" I don't know about you, but I've always had a thing Latin men, I mean who doesn't? They're romantic, they can dance, they speak Spanish to you when they get out of the limo LOL.



Rachel was totally feeling his Latin flavaaa especially when the chiropractor said he was uhmm good with his hands....but hot Latiness aside, I think we all agree that Bryan's kissing was likeee a little TOO MUCH. Yuck.

3. JOSIAH



Ugh, take about a heart-wrenching life story. If you don't recall, this is the guy whose brother hung himself when he was little, so damaged by that at a super young age, he got into a lot of trouble and started committing crimes, until one lawyer dude decided to give him a chance and BOOM he inspired him and now Josiah is a lawyer. UGH AMAZING.



I mean I was totally rooting for this guy, cause he initially seemed pretty sweet, but later on in the night he got a little cocky and that's never cute. Like BE HUMBLE!!

4. KENNY



 So, when I first saw Kenny, you know the aggressive wrestler guy with the 13-year-old daughter, I was like OKAY nahh. Not feeling it. I also thought he was gonna body slam Rachel down to the ground when he got out of the limo LOL. BUT after they're little chat inside, he seems SUPER sweet AND he's freaking HILARIOUS. Rooting for him to stay for a bit.





5. ERIC

This guy. SO, I think this guy is such a cutie. The 29-year-old personal trainer is def a hottie, but the odd thing about him is that he looks SO young!! Like he kinda looks like he just walked off the high school football field? But at the same time he's like really tall, so it's a tad confusing. I'm def thinking he's gonna last for a while though...




DA EXTRA BOYZ



1. The penis guy who plays the drums 


SO, can we talk about how NO ONE is talking about how Blake E., yes walked in as the "aspiring drummer" with a full marching band, BUT he was also the guy with the intro video that was all about how he like loves the gym, loves to have sex, and LOVES HIS PENIS?!! NOT CASUAL. Needless to say, the jury is still out on him.



2. The tickle monster 


OH BOY. So, tickling a girl without her permission is one thing, but the fact that the so called "tickle monster" is actually a doctor who would rather be called the "tickle monster" on national TV is another thing. I don't know what is more concerning...

3. The guy who came dressed as a penguin



Apparently Rachel has a thing for penguin's but like something tells me this guy is better suited for Bachelor dolphin lover, Alexis Waters.

4. Adam and his creepy voodoo doll??



I LITERALLY HAVE ZERO WORDS. And I have another negative zero words for the fact that he was given a rose last night. Like, COME ON Rach!!


Also why his creepy little Adam Jr doll aka "AJ," FRENCH?!!!! Like he had subtitles!! AHHHH! I just CANNOT.

5. WHAABOOM



Last but not least, #WHABOOM. Good God. So this is what happened when Lucas aka "Whaboom" stepped out of the limo...



THEN #WHABOOM walks into the mansion and after terrifying Rachel outside of the house, he proceeds to terrify all the guys inside the house...



It's fair to say that Diggy was all of us when we relized that #WAHBOOM was more than just a catch phrase, it's an actual terrifying human being.


THENN #WHABOOM brought the megaphone (which is had already used from the limo to talk about his lopsided testicles...EW), and we were all like...



AND THEN when #WHABOOM ended up getting a rose and we were ALL likee...



Jesus Christ.



But in addition to Whaboom getting a rose, Rach also gave a rose both IGGY and DIGGY?!! But like NOT too hottie half Asian Blake K.?!!!



At least now there's a serious social media movement to get Blake K to Paradise... 






So, I say that's a win win.


After The Bachelorette aired on ABC last night, talk show host and Bachelor super-fan, Jimmy Kimmel picked his top three finalists and the winner for this season which he believes to be personal trainer Eric, Latin Bryan, and the winner to be PETERRRR. DUH.



Can't say that I don't fully agree with Jimmy's picks. Welp, LET RACHEL'S SEASON COMMENCE with a #WHABOOM!! LOLOL

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Wednesday, May 3, 2017

MET Gala 2017 Worst Dressed

  Worst Dressed a la Met Gala 


Welp, here they are. The worst of the most MIZ dressed celebs from Monday night's Met Gala. We shared who we though SLAYED the carpet on fashion's biggest night, but here are all the people who definitely missed the mark. Just because Comme des Garcon is a little out of the box, doesn't mean people had to show up looking less enticing than well, a box. 

Here's our list of the worst dressed peeps at the 2017 gala! 


(Miz) Madonna in Moschino. 

So, Madonna is the Queen, for sure. But, for some reason, at the Met Gala, Madonna either has her ass out OR she's wearing a diamond grill like she's a member of Three Six Mafia. So, while we have to honor Madonna for being - Madonna, this G.I.Joe costume with detachable cameo net is just waaaay to costume-y for us. And were not talking Katy Perry Met Gala costume-y, we're talking Party City costume-y. But one thing that was pretty fly was the fact that she had rose in her canteen. HELL YAS guurrl. You earn brownie points for that. Drink the bad fashion sorrows away!
Sofia Sanchez Barrenechea in Comme des Garcon. 

Umm. Ummm. Ummmmmm. Yeah, all I have to say about this look is that Sofia ova here WISHES she looked like what Rihanna looked like in CDG.  But for some reason, and I can't quite put my finger on it, Sofia doesn't look half as good as Rihanna AND she's showing like way more skin. I couldn't figure out where Ri Ri's other arm was and she STILL looked better. YIKES. Also those suede booties look exactly like the booties I used wear out to the bar in college. So, just no.

Caroline Kennedy in Comme des Garcons. 

Ugh, now we LOOOVE Caroline Kennedy. I mean HELLO bow down to OG of the Kennedy fam. And we LOVE that Caroline decided to go ALL OUT for this year's gala by wearing the honored designer buuuut, sadly, Caroline just isn't really a CDG girl. I love that she tried and I love that she really wanted honor Rei, buuut I would have been okay just seeing JFK's daughter in some kinda awesome gown. Is that just me?



Claire Danes in Monse. 

 Ugh, Claire. The Homeland actress decided to do a complete and I mean complete 180 from her  Met Gala look last year, to well, this. She went from a glow in the dark Cinderella sensation, to this confusing trouser look. Now, I understand that the deconstructed blouse is totally in style, and I want to appreciate the look BUT instead of looking Comme des Garcons trendy, she looks more like an extra from Pirates of the Caribbean. Sorry, it's just too messy for me. Plus her make up and hair styling is also ALL wrong. Last year she was glowing (literally) and this year, well, she looks like Captain Sparrow's wife. Is she in the new sequel? LOL. 




 Karlie Kloss in Brandon Maxwell. 

 We all know Karlie is a beautiful girl. Whatever. I don't care what you say, the model did NOT serve us ANYTHING in this boring suit dress. Is it ugly? No, but it doesn't really look tailored to her body and also I am not a fan of her new hair cut. It kind of looks like a lopsided wig. And if she was so set on wearing this hair, she should have worn a waaay more dramatic outfit because this whole look is doing literally nothing for her model frame. Her legs are the best part of her outfit but this isn't the LEG GALA!!!! Ugh, miz. 




 Paris Jackson in Calvin Klein. 

Ugh, so I hate putting Paris on the worst dressed list because I am SO HERE for Paris Jackson. I love ALL the model moves she's been making, I think she's so edgy, chill and cool. I'm def here for her. BUT, after her super hot, channeling Madonna Harper's Bazaar cover, I was expecting a lot more from Paris on this carpet. I know this is her first Met Gala, but you would think you'd want to do something a little bit more exciting than just a simple little black dress that I'm pretty sure I could wear to work and no one would still say anything about it because it's that basic. The Met Gala is the time to DO MORE not less. Come on Parisssss. 
Hailee Steinfeld in Vera Wang. 

This outfit actually gives me so much anxiety. Why? Because there are TOO MANY THINGS GOING ON. First you have the shoulders showing, then you have this high-chested peplum (which should be around the waste if it's a peplum), THEN she's wearing these like hot-pant shorts that are covered by a train, but are open in the front with this middle slit - not to mention the oversized sleeves. WOW. Basically, to sum it up - she looks like trying to pull of this modern day samurai/military sergeant look and I am just NOT here for it. At all.





Mandy Moore in Michael Kors. 

 And the other boring black dress award goes to Mandy Moore! Mandy may have slayed in her stunning Golden Globes red carpet look, BUT this black dress does not cut it. But even though her red carpet look didn't exactly blow us away, her hair and make up is ON POINT. She channeled Rihanna with the illuminated lavender eyes and with her deep brows and glowing skin, her makeup was really her BEST attribute of the night. So we're giving you serious credit for that Mandy. Solid try.




Thandie Newton in Monse. 

 Like Danes, Thandie also chose designer Monse for this year's gala and I have to say, Monse wasn't a great choice for either of them. Ugh, y'all know I LOVE Thandie. I think she's the greatest, but I hate this look. Not only does it NOT emulate the theme at all, she looks like a Mexican cha-cha dancer. The over-the-top floral head dress is one thing, but then the bright red, drawstring dress is like a whole 'nother thing. Now, does she look good in her slit? Yes. But I hate the one should thing and what I reeeally hate, which I think ruins the look further is her makeup. AHHH. Like WHY is her smokey eye SOO smokey?!! She looks like she's celebrating Day of the Dead! I just can't. It's so miz.



Evan Rachel Wood in Altuzarra. 

 Welp, another West World flop. So, I don't necessarily think Evan's full look is awful. I mean she always wears Altuzarra on the carpet and has a thing for pants, so this much I expected. But it's the styling that's all wrong. Similar to her co-star Thandie, Evan's eye makeup is a nightmare. Literally. She looks like those little skeleton characters from A Nightmare Before Christmas LOL. I mean, I know she was once married to Marilyn Manson, but that doesn't mean she needs to show up to the Met Gala looking like him.





Hailey Baldwin in Carolina Herrera. 

 So, Emmy Rossum wore Herrera and SLAYed the Met carpet. BUT Hayley, ehhh she looks like a confused ballerina cupcake. I can't decide which one. Now, anyone who knows me knows that I LOVE tulle and I love crop tops, so together that should be an awesome match right? Well, not here. First all of, the awkward leather crop looks waaay to small for Hailey's boobs, like it looks like its going to fall off, and the tulle skirt looks like tiers of cupcake holders. And the vintage head piece has literally NOTHING to do with the look at all. I wish the look was just a full DRESS with NO crop top, no choker and NO head piece. Then it would be awesome. But it would still have NOTHING to do with the theme.
Chrissy Teigen in Marchesa. 

 Woof. Oy. So many sounds because I have SO many emotions about this look. I LOVE Chrissy and Marchesa is like my fashion bible when it comes to red carpet looks but this look is SO over the top that it's just a MESS. Like a straight up MESS. There is way to much going on. Every inch of the dress has something different to the point where you eyes are just sooo stressed out from looking. The Cut even called this look "a blizzard of confusion," because it looks like a Syracuse night in February. LOL. It's just bad. Georgina Chapman, Marchesa's chief designer, looked UNREAL and in her own design and essentially showed up  the celebrities that she dressed. WOOF.




Bella Hadid in Alexander Wang. 

 Okay, so is this an ugly outfit? No. In fact, a profile view of this look is freaking hot. Bella looks UNREAL. And the back? The back detailing is SO beautiful. But from the front, I don't know, it kinda just looks like sparkly pjs that are too tight in the crotch. YUP. I would have LOVED this look ten times more if it was just a slinky dress. Kinda like Kendall's or something.  I think Bella was just trying reeeally hard to give the finger to her ex-beau, The Weekend, who was clearly head-over-heels in love with his date, Selena Gomez. I think Bella looks hot from the side, but the full body view just looks awkward to me. If I had to pick a winning Hadid for the night, it goes to older sis Gigi. 



Then there were all these celebrities who showed in just pretty ass dresses as if it was like...the Oscars! NEWS FLASH ladies! It's the MET GALA. We expected cooky, fun and unexpected, not pretty and basic. YUP, Imma about to call y'all out and giving you some serious side eye...




Jessica Chastain in Prada. 
Gwyneth Paltrow in Calvin Klein. 
Kate Hudson in Stella McCartney. 




Giselle in Stella McCartney. 




Now, these are ALL fabulous gowns.

I mean Jessica looks stunning, she looks like Belle and it looks great, but I mean I don't remember what she wore to the Oscars, but she should've worn that.

And Gwen, we ALL know she looks FAB in pink, I mean hellooo she won her Oscar in pink, but this dress is just to basic for the Met.

Kate - Kate always SLAYS in white. And I'm totally feeling her white top knot, buuuut compared to what she wore last year,  there's NO comparison.

And as for Giselle...well, this is OBV an UNREAL dress, but it's boring. It's likee she didn't even feel the need to dress up for the theme and I'm just not about that. I don't care if your husband has FIVE rings - DRESS UP WOMAN!

SORRY LADIES. Better luck next year!!



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