W Magazine's Miley Makeover

What Do You Think? Is Miley's New Look For W Mag HOT to TROT...oooor NOT?

"Miley Cyrus Laid Bare"




Miley goes what I like to call edgy, kinda gothic glam for her new W Magazine cover. The actress/singer appears on the cover with bleach, blonde eyebrows and blonde hair extensions. Obviously, she doesn't leave much to the imagination covering her basically perff bod (ugh, jeal) with pillows and sheets, styled only with amazing accessories....sexxxayy. Now, this cover isn't likee so shocking considering the fact that we've seen Miley basically naked on several occasions (hints da wrecking ball), and we've also seen her with bleach eyebrows which she showed off a few months ago with gal pal and casual make out buddy, super model Cara D. SHOCKING was Miley's controversial photo shoot for Vanity Fair when Annie Leibowitz photographed the then 15 year old Miley naked, in just a bed sheet and dark makeup. Back then, the shoot was seen as way to proactive for the young Hannah Montana star, but now, after what we saw in 2013 - its like provocative my ass.




LOL. Les Mis = The Mizest.


So, I don't know if this current W cover is so much about shocking us or showing how much she's grown. I think the now 21 year old star is really just trying to show us Miley being Miley. HA I reeeallly wanna start singing "See U Again" circa the Hannah Montana days. But like for real, I feel like Miley IS just trying to say that she is just being Miley...horrible pun? Whatever. You get it. I really like her cover and the pics inside are even better. To tell you the truth I found her to be like unrecognizable inside the mag. She legit looks like a European model or something. I can F#@k with that. Can you?


OH Spoiler ALERT: Miley shows off some nip (Uh oooh)  and no underwear (Rated R?)  in this sexy spread. You Can check out the ALL photos HERE. 

It's February!! Oh...

Why The First Weekend In Feb Was Kinda Miz...

February is already likee the worst month for several reason. 1. Because it's technically the first real month in the new year because let's be real, in Jan everyone is still in denial and no one has broke their previous year habits and the Feb rolls around and you freak it out and you're OH SHIT...it's a new year... 2. Valentine's Day OBV. Whether your single, in a relationship, OR married, it's miz. Don't care how you swing it. 3. The weather. Like what IS February weather? Especially on the east coast... 4. It doesn't even have enough day, aka  its a fake month, but I guess that's a good thing. 

This past weekend was obv, the first weekend/ first days of Feb 2014 and likee here are some events that happened that were miz. This isn't gonna help February out in the long run...cheers to a great monthhh! Mardi Gras isn't even isn't Feb this year...ugh, miz. 

Philip Seymour Hoffman 

I was personally shocked and sadden to hear about the death of incredible actor, Philip Hoffman yesterday. Reportedly the 46 year old, 5 ft 10 actor was found on the bathroom floor of his New York City apartment allegedly from a heroin drug overdose. It has been said that Hoffman was a recovering heroin addict and like most people addicted to the substance, it was hard to kick. Hoffman won an Oscar from his amazing role as Truman Capote in the 2005 film, "Capote," and his been in a number of award winning films such as "Doubt," "The Master," and "Charlie Wilson's War." Hoffman also appeared in films such as "Along Came Polly," and "The Hunger Games." Numerous actors such as Robert NiDero and Tom Hanks came out with statements about the actor express their sadness of his passing and recognizing his talent as an actor. A well rounded, versatile actor, he will be missed by fans like myself and the Hollywood silver screen. 

Seahawks Super Bowl 

I guess they DONT care that the Gatorade is orange?

Obv, the Superbowl is awesome. I don't ever really care about who is playing, but I am all about the drinking, the cheering, and the commercials. Anyways, while only one team can win the super bowl, it was SUCH a blow out this year that it was like SO boring. Snooze fest.. Like it wasn't really a bowl. 43 -8?!! The only thing more miz about that score is how Peyon Manning must feel right now. So I guess, congrats to da Seahawks...way to put up a fight Denver? #PoorPeyton Sorry, I mean miz Peyton. 

Woody Allen Vs. Dylan Farrow 

Twenty - eight year old Dylan Farrow, daughter to iconic actress Mia Farrow and screen director Woody Allen, has recently been in the spotlight, re-introducing the case that she was allegedly molested and sexually assaulted by her famous father. Dylan was adopted by Allen and Farrow and has been reportedly living in Florida under a different name. She says in her letter in the New York Times that Allen sexually assaulted her at the age of 7 leaving her to suffer from post dramatic stress syndrome to this day. Farrow's accusation comes out right after Diane Keaton's tribute to Allen and his work at the Golden Globes awards, which is now controversial. Dylan pleads for the attention of stars such as Keaton, Blachett (who is up for the big Oscar) and Alec Baldwin to recognize Allen's wrong doing. This is obviously a big deal, but this is a tough spot for fans like me. Allen's movies are some of my favorite and I love his work. It's hard to decide where I stand. ughhh. If anything this is the MOST #miz. 

Click Here to read Dylan's Letter. 

Syracuse vs. Duke 

BYE. 

Duke losing to Cuse on Saturday night...well, I mean, there is nothing really miz about that. Forever Orangeeee. 

Da Grammys

Best and Worst (aka Miz) Dressed a la Grammy's Red Carpet

As much as I love the song "Happy," because Pharrell is my home boy (so I'd like to think), there was really nothing about last night's Grammy awards that made me feel...well, happy. Obv, there was Beyonce and Jay Z's AHHMazze performance, but it sucked that the basically royal couple performed first because after their performance, the show just went down hill. I don't get it because last year's show was SO gooood, but maybe that was because Justin AND Jay Z performed? I don't know. I wasn't blown away by anything I saw last night and I certainly wasn't blown away by the red carpet. I should have known that if the red carpet show is boring, then the whole show was gonna be. Now, don't get me wrong, there were some beautiful dresses as well as some good performances, but nothing amazing. I was a fan of Kendrick Lamar and Imagine Dragons little duet and Lorde was awesome (and a big winner - HEY girl!). I obv loved Jay Z's announcement that his Grammy award was going to be a new "sippy cup" for Baby Blue (basic), buut other than that - congrats to Daft Punk, Pharrell (and Pharrell's hat), and Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. Oh, and I guess Bruno Mars? The most interesting thing about the award show was counting how many times LL Cool J licked his lips during MC segments...I got like 19 in juuust the first minutes of the beginning alone. Ew.

Anyyyywayys, the red carpet. There wasn't anything mind blowing going on, but there were a few gems. I think when it comes to the Grammy's...majority of people tend to slide over to the worst dress...especially if you're a pop singer. Oops.

BEST DRESSED

Taylor Swift 



Taylor really makes it hard for me to dislike....on the red carpet, at least. She always looks so gorgeous on carpets, she has the best stylist. She looks simply radiant is the shimmer Gucci gown with amazing illuminating make up accents and a little bling jewelry.  Gucci has been killing it just in general. (Hints to Gucci goddess' Margot Robbie, Olivia Wilde and the stunning, Lupita at the Golden Globes and SAG awards recently). Taylor looks perfect standing stationary, and sparkling on the red carpet, but one thing the CANT look good doing is dancing. Don't even get me started on all her front row dancing. Especially during hip - hop songs. ughhh.


Beyonce (obv...) 



.........I just...I don't feel like I need to say anything but, this elegant embroidered, cream gown is a custom design by Michel Costello and its exquisite. There is nothing wrong about any of this. SO gorgeous - BYE.



Giuliana



I am OBSESSED with this dress! It's stunning. Like, stunning. G looks so flawless in this Alex Perry Gown. I love the color on her skin ton and her swept back hair with the cool, edgy, yet simple gold earrings and ring. SO beautiful and hot at the same time. The detailing of the dress is amazing and I love the white, halter accent. So amazzzee. She killed it.


Ciara 



After Olivia Wilde killed it in her emerald, sequin Gucci gown at the Golden Globes, it may be that sequin dresses are the way to go when pregnant? Hmm. That's something I'll def remember for, you know, those days when I too will be preggers on the red carpet of course...ANYWAY Ciara looks amazing is the Pucci gown and her hair color/style with the matte make up is just so effortlessly flawless. She looks beautiful. She has also  been killing the red carpets, so keep doing what youre doing gurl.


Christine Tiegen 



I mean...I can't. She looks SO stunning in this Johanna Johnson, golden, reflective sequin dress. I hadn't heard of this designer until now, and singer Pink also wore the same designer and looked great. Johanna - you're on my watch list. This dress is perfection. She looks like the Oscar...even though that's something she'll prob never win being a model and all, but she wins Best Dressed last night, 100% Feeeer suuure.


Alicia Keys 



I love Armani Prive and I just love this royal blue color on Alicia. The plunge neckline is sexy, but contrasts with the beaded, black belt around the waist line. It's a simple gown, but so elegant.


PINK



I will admit to singing, no, belting, "Just Give Me A Reason" at the top of my lungs in my car or when I'm alone, but I have never really be a fan of anything Pink wears. I mean, have you? So, that's why I'm putting her on my best dressed list because Pink looks SO sophisticated and classy (which is, you know, kinda rare...), in this Johanna Johnson dress. I love the cut and the detailing and it looks great on her figure. Great job pink - two thumbs up (for once).

DEBATES...

Pharrell's Hat....



LOL. This was unreal. Leave it Pharrell to be like so swag and show up to the red carpet with a big ass hat. I mean hats are OBV Pharrell's thing and he can wear them, but this hat LIT had a mind of it's own. Or it would if it could speak...Pharrell was compared to that of a Canadian Mountie, Smokey the Bear, buzzfeed even said the sorting hat from Harry Potter HA, aaand of course Arby's took a shot at him saying he stole the hat from them and they wanted it back. Well, sure. It's all in good fun, but likee what WAS this HAt?! Def 100% red carpet conversation piece. Talk about turning heads. Well, we all may be making fun of Pharrell's choice of accessory (lolz), but he won several awards last night with Daft Punk and solo for best music producing. So like F*** all of us. He's #ballinn


Katy Perry 



Okay, I actually think this dress is really cool. Its a gorgeous pale pink, gauzy Valentino gown with some music notes on it. Well, sure. I think the bottom is awesome, but the top  I don't like because its hard to tell where the dress stops and where it begins. Also it's hard to tell if she has sleeves or not? It's tad confusing, but I think the concept of the dress is fun.



Paris Hilton 


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Ah, remember the days of Paris Hilton? In likeeee 2003? Lol. Well, Paris made an appearance on the carpet because OH, she's a dj now, obv. I didn't really get what was going on with her dress, but I was intrigued because I like white sequins and when Paris turned around, the back of the dress was kinda crazy, but I was still intrigued. So I like this dress, don't love, def not best dressed, but I think its cool.


Paula Patton





I dont know how many times I have to say shes SO pretty, but likeee no. I actually don't hate this dress, there is something color about the sheer zebra panels, but her hair and the zebras or lions or whatever they are on her chest is like awk. I also hate the bottom, like she looks like she's been running around in mud. Cut the bottom off and I'd like it more. Wear something AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ARE! K, I'm done.

MIZ Dressed

Kathy Griffin



She won a Grammy, well that's nice. Otherwise there's nice about this dress. Miz.


Kaya Jones 

I don't even know who this is? Apparently, she's a singer? Whatever. This dress is a mistake. It's NOT Halloween - it's a red carpet. This is the definition of miz city.

Yoko Ono and Friends...

But likeee, this isn't even trendy...SO miz on the verge of sui...



Nadeea Volianova 


BYE.

Oh boy, Justin...

Welp, The Biebs Has Left The Building...And Got Himself Arrested...#smooth #WelcomeToMiami

Check out da smug mug. (photo via. E! News)

DUI and drag racing? That sounds like a deadly combination. Well, Justin Bieber being the now troubled teen that he is, going through this AWK mid-teenage-celebrity-child-star-life-crisis, decided to take a little joy ride through the streets of Miami early this morning in his bright, yellow Lamboo. #Ballin? Well, Justin apparently thought that he was going to be featured in the upcoming Fast 7 movie when he decided to 'drag race' through the streets of Miami, which led to him getting arrested. Even more baller. Justin was arrested around 4 am this morning, and not only was he speedinn in his rented whip (yes, rented), he also failed a sobriety test - oops. Justin was reportedly racing rapper Khalil who posted an insta of Justin sitting in the passenger seat of his yellow car while a woman was driving. 

Click to Watch TMZ's Video of the arrest. 

The woman is now identified as "model" Chantel Jerfferies who looks shadily like the new blond Kim Kardash . (Yeah, I've never heard of this Chantel either, but she seems a tad slooty if you ask me). While the insta shows Chantel driving, police have said that when the arrest was made, Justin was indeed in the drivers seat. He was OBV just letting his new boo take a spin...plus Khalil being the wise rapper that he is, also posted another insta of both him and Justin standing in front of their cars before the so called, um, race. OHH Justin. What ARE we to do with you??? DO you WANT to be deported?! He currently resides in Miami Dade County Jail where is bail is set at $500. Apparently Justin will not go before the court because his infraction is just a traffic violation...interesting. Hey Justin, stick to your day job. No one is excited for a Fast 8 movie featuring you and this Khalil person...sorry. Nice car doe.

Justin and pal, aka drag rival Khalil. "Allow taa Introoo duce ma selfffff - my name is BIEBS."

The ride along bitch....I mean hot bod, but WHO ARE U??

KIM?!! Oh, Sorry. I won't tell Kanye doe...

Drake On SNL

Why Drake's SNL Was Awesome...#HILAR

On Saturday night, SNL returned with a new season featuring SNL's first black female hire Sasheer Zamata and Drake as the host. Now people are always skeptical about musical host on SNL because the standard is that their performances are only okay when it comes down to acting and they just tend to focus on their music segments, well Drake proved audiences wrong. Drake, being the fabulous man that he is was HILAAR.  Drake succeeded in making fun of himself with his half  black bar-mitzvah monologue/rap (which IS AMAZING), from playing a dorky father at a slumber party, to baseball star Alex Rodriguez, and his good friend Lil’ Wayne.  All of the skits had a good amount of humor to them and his musical performances were obv fab. I’m so proud of Drake for this career move, there is even talk of Drake hosting again after good reviews and even being praised by Entertainment mag. Awesome job Drake. I feel what you’re putting down. Talk about #YOLO.

Here is a preview clip from Drake's hosting gig!

To Watch Drake’s whole show just go to HULU! If you need a good laugh on these miz snowy days, I recommend it.

One of the BEST Skits was the Piers Morgan Show where Drake plays A-rod, and one of the female SNL cast members plays Justin Bieber and her Bieber is SO ON POINT its TOO funnny. Click HERE to watch. 

SAG Awards Best Dressed on la Red Carpet

My Best Dressed List: The most GLAM Looks On Les SAG Awards Red Carpet

The SAG Awards were GREAT last night. The highlight of the show for me? Umm lets see, 100% J. Law talking about her "vagina armpits" and pretty much ANYTHING Emma Thompson did or said. She's freaakinn hilarious and I wanna hang out with her all day. Also In terms of the awards, I again applaud the greatness of "Dallas Buyers Club" winning the top awards of best actor and best supporting actor the winners obviously being Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto (they're killing it), and I loved Lupita winning for best supporting actress for "12 Years A Slave" and "American Hustle" winning for best picture. The funny thing about that is at the Golden Globes, Jennifer Lawrence took home the statue for best supporting actresses obviously for "American Hustle" and "12 Years A Slave" won for best picture. Hmmm. What a switch-a-roo. So this makes it tough, cause I don't know who is going to win the Oscar.

We have clear Oscar battle for Best Supporting Actress: J. Law vs.  Lupita and Best Picture: "American Hustle" vs. "12 Years A Slave"

YIKES. Gloves are ON. Can't wait to see who wins. (Dallas Buyers hasn't changed and clearly has the Oscar in the bag - good job Jared and Matt).

Now, on the good stuff. The only thing better than the awards themselves were the red carpet fashions. That's right, there were surprisingly not a lot of mizz looks on the SAG red carpet this year. In fact, I was very pleased about most of da red carpet looks. I have here quite a list of 'best dressed' from last night. This is again in no particular order, but I will def be giving some shout outs to the ladies who have just been KILLING it on the carpet so far during this award season. Ugh, but this is likee the last reeal "glamorous" award show before the Oscars, and if anything THAT'S MIZ. Count down to Oscar night everyone? I'm going to be having serious red carpet withdraw cause I don't care if the Grammy's changed their dressed code policy, that red carpet does NOT count for me...

Best Dressed Ladies 

J. Law

 

Though J. Law didn't win this time around, she looked amazing in this gorgeous OBV Dior gown. Def a great come back from her white Golden Globe Dior. I love the sequins especially their multi-color reflection when illuminated by lights, ugh so gorg. Love. She looks edgy, but elegant. So hot.

Lupita



Shout out to Lupita for legittt KILLING IT and every red carpet she has been on thus far. I LOVE her style - or stylist. She admitted on the red carpet last night that she owes all her great looks to her stylist, but we don't care. Round applause for your stylist and round of applause to you for looking radiant in every freaking color. It's her skin tone. Love, love, love. Another round of applause for Gucci.





Golden Globes, Critics Choice, SAG. Like STOP IT You're FABULOUS. 


Michelle Dockery






I mean...I love her. Like I said, she makes me want to be British every single day, but we all know I'm just obsessed with the Brits in general. She looks SO classy and effortless chic with just the simple red lip in this J. Mandel gown. Yet, the sleek number is also super sexy with the plunge neckline and the subdued slit - and look at her shoes UGH. Amazing. The first thing she said was, she loved the dress because it was kinda like a tuxedo. Well, I am all about the menswear on women especially if you look like Michelle does.


Hanna Simone




Well, there's nothing much to say about this except for the moment I saw Hanna step out of her limo I was like HELL YES. The New Girl star is always gorgeous, but she just looks like a goddess in this gown. I am obsessed with the chiffon layers and the lightness of the gown. Her hair and makeup is also perfect. She just looks like the beaming imagine of Marchesa.

Emilia Clarke





If you know me, you know why I love this dress. Just simple, modern, Calvin Klein sequins. I don't watch Game of Thrones but, Emilia looks lovely in this dress. She is also rocking just an elegant bangle and no other crazy jewelry. I am a fan of the simple accessories...of course if your dress speaks for itself.


Anna Gunn










Anna may play a bad bitch on Breaking Bad, but she's also a bad bitch on the read carpet. She always looks so flawless because, I mean, she's gorgeous. Gowns just look so amazing on her body. She stunned in this navy, sequined Monique L'huillier sheath. The highlight of her red carpet look thought - UM her purse!! Is that or is that NOT the COOLEST clutch ever?! I mean...I want that. And the best was when Brian Cranston took it on stage with him when he won his award...amazing. Congrats to BB obvi. 


Sofia Vergara





Sofia redeemed herself from the Golden Globes. She looks like the essence of old Hollywood in this Donna Karan sequin dress. Everything from her Hollywood locks, to the bold diamond necklace, and the obvious sexy shape to her mermaid dress is just beautiful. Hollywood golden era can be relived through Sofia's SAG red carpet image. Fabulous.


Amy Adams



I. Love. This. Dress. I liked - key word being liked - Amy's dress at the Golden Globes, I thought it was very characteristic of her American Hustle role, but this is just stunning. I love this tone of blue on her, very royal. I think this dress is super elegant with the sparklie waist belt, but the I love the avant garde cut outs and of course the slit and the minor train, there is a lot going on but it all works extremely well.


Sandra Bullock



Another A-lister who redeemed herself from the Golden Globes is Sandy. We all weren't loving her GG dress choice, but this is not even negotiable. She looks stunning like an previous Oscar winner should on the red carpet. This emerald Lavin gown is probably the most elegant outfit that was on the carpet actually. It's just so classic and the bow and the side is the perfect touch to give it some flare. Love ya Sandy!

 

Best Dressed Man

Aaron Paul
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 I mean. Aaron is just like amazing in general, wish I was his finance, but that's besides the point. Anyways, he looks amazing in this custom Burberry. I mean the shoes!! He's so swag. Tryna hang.

Best Dress Couple

Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves 

 

I man obv. This couple, ugh. Those kids are gonna be stunnas. Matthew looks so dashing in Dolce & Gabbana while Camila looks Hollywood glam in Vintage Donna Karan Atelier. 

Beautiful Ladies But, #Debatable Pink...

Cate Blancett




Now, I love Cate. I mean shes so fab and front runner for le Oscar and I think this color looks AMAZING on her skin tone, but I'm not sure how I feel about this. I love the idea of the dress but it was not executed well. Like, I obv love sequins, but maybe the sequins should be at the bottom, or the middle awkward flap should go ALL the way around the body, that would look less awkward OR better yet - get rid of the flap and let it just be a plain, pink dress. But her makeup and hair is perfect so we let it slide also reminder her GG dress? Stunning. 


Kerry Washington

 

Again, I start off with - I love Kerry, I mean I wish I was Kerry (and Zoe Saldana) every day, but this is interesting. I LOVE Kerry's makeup and hair - perfect; and I obviously love her sequin crop top. I think its SO fun, and with the purse? Yep. I love the bold pinks. But, I feel like this top would have looked better with cool, high wasted, black flowy pants? Or a high wasted chiffon skirt. Her skirt fabric is took bulky and fat which makes her look bigger, even though I know shes pregnant, but if she had a more high wasted bottom that also touched the ground, it would make her look longer and less preggo. But in her defense, this outfit looked WAY better on TV and I'm guessing in real life than it does in photographs.


Julia Roberts 



Julia looked, let's say, her age at he Golden Globes, but I think she looks super young and fun here! This look was debatable for most people, but I really like it on Julie. Her waves look amazing with the drop earrings and the low cut neckline of the jumper. OH YA - its a jumper everyone. Or a romper, whatever. It looks like a dress, but it's not. So I'm down. Surprise us a little. I also think this looked better in person than it did does on photos. Ha, yeah in person. Hey guys, I was there.

Celebs and Mean Tweets

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. Jimmy Kimmel's Celebs Read Mean Tweets Segment Of His Show Is My New Favvvv Thing...

You know all those tweets you send about celebs that is normally bashing them? You know likeee when you tweet and Kim and Kanye -" Fuck You Im Over Your Heremes clad baby", or Miley Cryus -" You're a SLUT", or at Tswift - "YOU SUCK" (oops...), well Jimmy Kimmel thought of the GENIUS plan to have celebrities read some of these tweets in his new segment called "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets," and its HILLARRR. I can't stop watching. So far there have been 5 Mean Tweet video segments. You have to go to YouTube and check them out but here is a little preview! 

Here are my fav two "Celebs Read Mean Tweets" videos. I dieee every time. Makes you want to tweet shitty stuff at celebs all the time just so maybe just MAYBEE yours will be read on Jimmy Kimmel. 

Celebs Read Mean Tweets: The Music Edition. 

Celebs Read Mean Tweets 5