Taylor Swift's Haircut Party!!

Taylor Swift Had a Hair Cut Party aaaand You WEREN'T Invited...OH, but Ellie Goulding, Cara D, and Harry Styles were...#miz

Photo via E! News

SO we know that T Swift is and Anglophile (I mean, so am I, I know, I'm not one to talk...), but I feel like if the girl isn't out at a royal banquet dancing awkwardly, and I mean awkwardly with Prince William or walking around Hyde Park solo, then she's obviously backstage at London's O2 arena throwing a hair cut party with nothing but British celebs. OH suuure. Talk about Brit LIT (sarcastic face emoji).


Quite rite - if you want to be all British about it. Just imagine this WHOLE post is in a British accent. Just yesterday, Taylor posted a video to her instagram of Brits on Brits on Brits watching the singer get her new hair cut on. Well, sure. I'd do the same thing if I were getting my hair cut. (But like, not actually...). Tay was obviously over her long hair after what I like to call  the aggressive head banging incident while singing and playing da piano during her Grammy performance a few weeks ago. I think we all liiiterrally though her head would just roll back and she'd flip over...right? Taylor shared a pic of her new short do a long with her reflections about the death of film icon, Shirley Temple. She also snapped a pic with apparent pal Ellie Goulding while reports said that model Cara Delevingne and ex-boyfriend Harry Styles were also in attendance at the backstage party.


So, I guess this means that Taylor and ex Harry Styles are likee friends? Do we know if she wrote a song about him? Hmm, it's prob "Trouble." OH wait - maybe that's about John Mayer. LAWLzz. I'm not totally convinced that she's over him/that, which to me is the ultimate definition of miz. Too bad he's marring Katy Perry...(ya, I know - wtf?) Whatever, I'm over it. They're both like brunette and like to sing about their bodies, so I guess  it works - for now.


Maybe Taylor should just like move to London? But then again, I don't think the Brits would put up with her wining. But maybe they'd go all "What A Girl Wants" (classic Amanda Bynes film - oh. remember her?) on Taylor's ass and turn her into a duchess? OH WAIT, never mind. She can have the O2 arena and keep singing. I want Kingston Palace. Obv.

‘The Wolf Of Albuquerque’

ALL HAIL "The Wolf of Albuquerque " : This mashup of Breaking Bad with the Wolf of Wall Street Trailer is SO EPIC I can't. #winning #suuure

SOO for those who HAVEN'T seen the Wolf of Wall Street trailer (which would a crime), then you should go check it out either on my December WofWS post OR just on You Tube. When you're done with that -watch this. I mean, this shit bananas. I love it SO much. Too much. Talk about anything BUT miz. 

Breaking Bad anything + Wolf of Wall Street = just epic-ness. Legendary show meets unreal movie. So perfect. Good work Ivan Burgueno. Two thumbs up. 

I mean, as soon as it's over - you're about to watch it again...

Fashion Week in Sochi?

Best and Worst Dressed...annd some great Wardrobe Malfunctions (so far...) In Sochi 

Ah yes its that Olympic time of year, even though this time of year only happens once every 2 years...whatever. We're still excited about it even though the winter Olympics are coinciding with New York Fashion Week. Now as exciting NYFW is, let's take a step back from couture and admire what the athletes are wearing in Sochi town, Russia. Yes, the Olympic fashions can be just as interesting and just as crazy if you think about it. Let's break down whats happening fashion wise so far. There's some pretty legit winter shit, if you feel me. 

The Opening Ceremony 

Even if you don't actually care about the Olympics or still don't know what curling is...or luge (WTF? I

mean, I'm guilty), you still tuned into the Opening Ceremony cause it's pretty, there are fire works, and you get to see what all the countries are wearing. While you can put on some red chino shorts and navy blazers and call it a day at the Summer Olympics (#TeamBermuda), at the winter Olympic obviously the dress is more over da top. 

RUSSIA. 

I mean, they're hosing so they get to go all out. Look at these fur coats. Too much for Russia? Nah, not enough. I'd like to think that Russia's motto is in fact "go big or go home..." #bigcountryproblems

USA. 

Americans in the classic Ralph Lauren cardigan. Standard. I obv don't hate these (prep citaay), but I'm more down for the Ralph Lauren blazer look...but if someone gave me this sweater, I mean, I'd rock it. Probably wear it to ugly Christmas sweater party tho...oops?

Tall about stars on top of stripes on top of stars. 

GERMANY. 

I mean, I guess they thought it was a good idea to distract us cause likee there is too much going on here.

It's like an Olympic Where's Waldo...

T.a.T.u 

Remember "All The Things She Said..." yeah, okay. I'm pretty sure that's how I found out what a lesbian was, nbd. Well the group looks good for you know, being MIA for almost a decad, but I don't get these outfits - it's like ballroom school girl? #miz

DECOR 

Well the torch looked sleek. 

But remember when the ring was still a snowflake? LOL. This is 100% a wardrobe malfunction. Like that's #miz.  

Speed Skating

The Netherlands are blinding everyone with their orange everything. From the bright speed skating suits to the audiences annoying orange puffy jackets. I gotta say though, the Netherlands are obv kicking ass. Look at Sven here winning gold and breaking da record. 

So cheers to you Netherlands! Best dressed speed skaters. Orange is obv a winning color. (side note cuse reference obv). 

The USA decided to go all black this year. Kinda boring, but looks intense. I don't hate it. 

Russia's outfits are kinda cool. They're designed well and the basically all white body suits with the accents of red really looks cool on the ice. But the leg part have these kinda sheer ombre panels that look like trendy leggins from Urban Outfitters that only girls would wear. OH. 

Men Can unzip their suit all the way down when they're done racing. You know, for some air. A nice little breather...

WOMEN CAN"T. 

Oops. Wardrobe malfunction city. #miz 

Lock it up. 

Snowboarding 

These are the USA snow boarding looks. Hmm. I don't know how I feel about these patchwork - like jackets. OK I'm lying. I hate them. Sorry, I'm not. 

Sooo like, maybe they look better in da air? 

Now these jackets...I like. I'm all for anything metallic. And look how cute Sage is accenting his silver jacket with a gold medal...lol. Perfect. SO stoked. 

Oh, ya. You look good too Jamie. I def want one of these jackets. It's happening. Who knew that USA was like this good at snowboarding? Sorry Canada. 

Figure Skating 

Umm, While this was an interesting outfit on the ice...(You sure know how to dress em Canada...) 

And the Russians went with glittery, sequin vest...

I think Gracie Gold killed it for the states. 

Gorgeous. I'd prob wear this out...nbd. 

Hope she wins da gold, after all that is her name. (classic Olympic joke of the week...)

More fun/crazy Olympic to come! Can't wait to keep watching. Don't you just love the winter? lol. 

Peter Pilotto for Target

THIS TARGET COLLECTION IS EVERYTHINGGG

Literallly perfect. I can't....

Like I said, I don't know what you're doing on Sunday, but whether I'm hungover or not, I am waking up as early as freaking possible, hopping on Net-a-porter and buying everrrything from the latest and highly anticipated peter Pilotto for Target collection. EEEK! So excited...

This is prob the best target collection since likeee I don't know when. I'm literally so obsessed. I'll admit that before hearing about this collection I was not familiar with Peter Pilotto's designs. Of course I had to look him up. Check out these looks that celebs have sported by the amazee designer! (aka the real looks, not the Target looks....obv) 

OH these are da REAL designer clothes...amaze. 

Vs. the Target Collection...UGH beauuuts. 

What's so cool though  is that his actually designer looks look pretty darn similar to the Target collection. Like the Target collection looks freaaking couture and I LOVE it. Ugh, the things I would do to have everything. But I'm def gonna get a few things I mean, I have to right?? The PP Collection for Target was one of the many fashion shows to kick off fashion week last night in NYC. Celebs such as Alexa Chung and Diana Kruger graced the red carpet with the amazing Target designs and looked so stellarrrr. Oh crap, stellar? Whatever. Already over it. Anyways, this collection is to die for and I love every single part of it from the sunglasses to to the beach towels, to the crops (obv). Oh yea, if anything, I'm getting some of the crops...and the romper...and the cut out shoulder dresss....UGH crap. I'm screwed. Good luck looking at the collection. Trying looking at it without wanting literally everything, BYE. 

NYC Fashion Week. Peter Pilotto Red Carpet 

 

Lucky model bithces. 

To View The WHOLE Collection Click HERE

Mean Girls Doe...

Mean Girls Reunion In NYC!!! Well...I Mean, Kind of....#YouCan'tSitWithUS

Well, Yesterday was Weds, and obviously, everyone should have been sporting pink. Duh. Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan was spotted in NYC yesterday evening wearing a bold pink lipstick while hanging out with pal Daniel Franzese, who played Cady's gay friend Damian in the blockbuster hit. (Daniel, however clearly forgot it was Weds and was not wearing pink, #miz). The two actors rekindled their friendship and shared a photo on both of their instasss with the caption "Classic NYC moment after an amazing dinner at #BodegaNegra You can't sit with us!" HA. YES. Still got it 10 years later.

Instaa frannds. "I want my pink shirt back!" lawlz

Mean Girls became what is essentially a cult classic for our generation in 2004. I recall sneaking into the theater with my friends to see the movie because it was sold out eeeverywhere and we couldn't get tix. To this day, it is very common for us gals to still be quoting the film whether it's "You can't sit with us" or "She doesn't even go here..." Liiiitteraally this shizz does NOT get old.

FUN FACTS about da film:

Lindsay Lohan originally tested for the role as Regina and was in fact supposed to play Regina, but when it came down to casting a Cady, it was said that no actors were strong enough against Lohan on screen.

Thus, walks in Rachel McAdams who originally tested for Cady, but Mark Walters, the director of the film, said that Rachel was good as Cady, but was too old and not essentially timid enough for the role. (Rachel was in her likee later 20s when she auditioned).

Lindsay had just had success with her recent film Freaky Friday (remember hot Chad Micheal Murray? Lolzzz), so they decided they wanted a red head to be the lead in the film aka Lindsay...so Lindsay gave in and decided to play Cady, which worked out welll OBV. Rachel then tested for Regina and the chemistry b/t Lindsay and Rachel was great because supposedly Lindsay automatically felt intimidated by Rachel because she was older. BOOYAH. Golden.

Where does Amanda Seyfried come in? She also tested for Regina and Walters said she was actually a very good Regina, but they were sold with Rachel. They didn't wanna loose Seyfried, so she was obv cast as uhhh "the dumb one." To quote Lorne Michaels.

So there you have it - da Mean Gals crew. OH Gretchen Weiners? Ummm...well. I guess, none for her. #classic #Fetch

W Magazine's Miley Makeover

What Do You Think? Is Miley's New Look For W Mag HOT to TROT...oooor NOT?

"Miley Cyrus Laid Bare"




Miley goes what I like to call edgy, kinda gothic glam for her new W Magazine cover. The actress/singer appears on the cover with bleach, blonde eyebrows and blonde hair extensions. Obviously, she doesn't leave much to the imagination covering her basically perff bod (ugh, jeal) with pillows and sheets, styled only with amazing accessories....sexxxayy. Now, this cover isn't likee so shocking considering the fact that we've seen Miley basically naked on several occasions (hints da wrecking ball), and we've also seen her with bleach eyebrows which she showed off a few months ago with gal pal and casual make out buddy, super model Cara D. SHOCKING was Miley's controversial photo shoot for Vanity Fair when Annie Leibowitz photographed the then 15 year old Miley naked, in just a bed sheet and dark makeup. Back then, the shoot was seen as way to proactive for the young Hannah Montana star, but now, after what we saw in 2013 - its like provocative my ass.




LOL. Les Mis = The Mizest.


So, I don't know if this current W cover is so much about shocking us or showing how much she's grown. I think the now 21 year old star is really just trying to show us Miley being Miley. HA I reeeallly wanna start singing "See U Again" circa the Hannah Montana days. But like for real, I feel like Miley IS just trying to say that she is just being Miley...horrible pun? Whatever. You get it. I really like her cover and the pics inside are even better. To tell you the truth I found her to be like unrecognizable inside the mag. She legit looks like a European model or something. I can F#@k with that. Can you?


OH Spoiler ALERT: Miley shows off some nip (Uh oooh)  and no underwear (Rated R?)  in this sexy spread. You Can check out the ALL photos HERE. 

It's February!! Oh...

Why The First Weekend In Feb Was Kinda Miz...

February is already likee the worst month for several reason. 1. Because it's technically the first real month in the new year because let's be real, in Jan everyone is still in denial and no one has broke their previous year habits and the Feb rolls around and you freak it out and you're OH SHIT...it's a new year... 2. Valentine's Day OBV. Whether your single, in a relationship, OR married, it's miz. Don't care how you swing it. 3. The weather. Like what IS February weather? Especially on the east coast... 4. It doesn't even have enough day, aka  its a fake month, but I guess that's a good thing. 

This past weekend was obv, the first weekend/ first days of Feb 2014 and likee here are some events that happened that were miz. This isn't gonna help February out in the long run...cheers to a great monthhh! Mardi Gras isn't even isn't Feb this year...ugh, miz. 

Philip Seymour Hoffman 

I was personally shocked and sadden to hear about the death of incredible actor, Philip Hoffman yesterday. Reportedly the 46 year old, 5 ft 10 actor was found on the bathroom floor of his New York City apartment allegedly from a heroin drug overdose. It has been said that Hoffman was a recovering heroin addict and like most people addicted to the substance, it was hard to kick. Hoffman won an Oscar from his amazing role as Truman Capote in the 2005 film, "Capote," and his been in a number of award winning films such as "Doubt," "The Master," and "Charlie Wilson's War." Hoffman also appeared in films such as "Along Came Polly," and "The Hunger Games." Numerous actors such as Robert NiDero and Tom Hanks came out with statements about the actor express their sadness of his passing and recognizing his talent as an actor. A well rounded, versatile actor, he will be missed by fans like myself and the Hollywood silver screen. 

Seahawks Super Bowl 

I guess they DONT care that the Gatorade is orange?

Obv, the Superbowl is awesome. I don't ever really care about who is playing, but I am all about the drinking, the cheering, and the commercials. Anyways, while only one team can win the super bowl, it was SUCH a blow out this year that it was like SO boring. Snooze fest.. Like it wasn't really a bowl. 43 -8?!! The only thing more miz about that score is how Peyon Manning must feel right now. So I guess, congrats to da Seahawks...way to put up a fight Denver? #PoorPeyton Sorry, I mean miz Peyton. 

Woody Allen Vs. Dylan Farrow 

Twenty - eight year old Dylan Farrow, daughter to iconic actress Mia Farrow and screen director Woody Allen, has recently been in the spotlight, re-introducing the case that she was allegedly molested and sexually assaulted by her famous father. Dylan was adopted by Allen and Farrow and has been reportedly living in Florida under a different name. She says in her letter in the New York Times that Allen sexually assaulted her at the age of 7 leaving her to suffer from post dramatic stress syndrome to this day. Farrow's accusation comes out right after Diane Keaton's tribute to Allen and his work at the Golden Globes awards, which is now controversial. Dylan pleads for the attention of stars such as Keaton, Blachett (who is up for the big Oscar) and Alec Baldwin to recognize Allen's wrong doing. This is obviously a big deal, but this is a tough spot for fans like me. Allen's movies are some of my favorite and I love his work. It's hard to decide where I stand. ughhh. If anything this is the MOST #miz. 

Click Here to read Dylan's Letter. 

Syracuse vs. Duke 

BYE. 

Duke losing to Cuse on Saturday night...well, I mean, there is nothing really miz about that. Forever Orangeeee.