Tuesday, May 3, 2016

MET GALA 2016: Le Best and Worst Looks!

THE BEST and WORST from the 2016 MET GALA

Last night was the first Monday in May, or as we fashion and entertainment obsessive like to call it - MET Gala Monday. OR...the Oscars of fashion. That's right, every year, fashion and entertainment's most elite get together and marvel at each other's fabulousness on the grander of the MET museum stairs all because well, Anna Wintour invited them. Lovely.

One of the world's most exclusive parties, always features an awesome fashion theme that celebrates the current fashion collection inside the MET. This year's theme was Manus vs. Machina. And that confuses you then think of it this way, handmade fashion vs. technology, OR fashion in the age of technology, which is what it was most explained as. So with that theme comes a lot of handmade and technically made gowns and outfits from hand sewn flowers, to laser cut fabrics, to of course, a lot of embellishments and metallics.

Now, in general most of the outfits were like pretty...people looked good. But was there a show stopping Rihanna in yellow look last night? Ehhh NO. At least in my opinion there was not. And Rihanna knew which is why she instaed a pic of Rihanna MET Gala impersonators in Times Square. LOL. Love you Ri. Though Beyonce was named Best Dressed by Vanity Fair, I think Claire Danes might have been the closest to Ri's greatness, but that's it.


LOL. SO EPIC. 

Anyway here we go with top and worst looks for last night's fashionable soiree!



BEST 

photos via


The Most "LIT" Gowns - LOL GET IT?!
These were my two FAVORITE gowns of the night. I die for anything big, chiffon, embellished, and sparkly, so these two nailed for me. AND the best part?! THEY LIGHT UP AHHH. Claire Danes' gown was glow in the dark which is like SO epic, and Karolina's changed colors...like the flowers changed when they were on. Super cool party people to me.

Karolina Kurkova in Marchesa. 



Claire Danes in Zac Posen. 
"Excuse me? Have seen Cinderella? OHHH nevermind - found her!"



The Best Metallics 
Well all of these looks are awesome. We love silver, we love metallic, we love bead work, all of it. Taylor Swifts wins when it comes to nailing the theme. Her hand craft Louis Vuitton dress is so epic with her retro, latex looking heels. Now if you know me you know that as an artist, I don't love Tswift, but I do LOVE her new look. I wasn't buying the whole bad girl gal thing but this platinum blonde look with all these dark lip looks and edgy fashion risks she's been taking - I love it. Poppy, Jordan, you guys are just epic in your own right and they look stunning.

Taylor Swift in Louis Vuitton. 



Poppy Delevingne in Marchesa. 



Jordan Dunn in Balmain. 




The Michael Kors Kidz. 
I feel like people under-estimate MK, but he makes great red carpet looks and I love both of these dresses. First of all Wilde NAILED the theme by wearing this embellished black gown with the furistic, accents. I love the bold, metal choker and my favorite thing was the pony-tail hair piece which was the same metal choker. Serious ZEON vibes and I loved it. And then Zendaya just look breath taking in this gold color. Ugh, wow.

Olivia Wilde.



Zendaya. 





Just The 
BEST 


Kate Bosworth in Dolce and Gabbanna. 
I mean all I have to say about this is...what a freaking goddess. She just looks luminescent it's amazing. She actually may be me favorite of the night. Bravo Kate!!



Kendall Jenner in Versace. 
The model, who normally rocks Calvin Klein, surprised everyone when she rolled up in this Versace gown. But the mod, what looks like laser cut dress, is just so sexy yet elegant on her. And that Estee Lauder fresh face really helps to balance the harshness of the dress lines. Loooove it. Guess they don't pay her the big bucks for nothing.



Beyonce in Givenchy. 
"I'm so reckless when I wear my Givenchy dress..."

YES BEY SLAY. Obv the Queen showed up to the Gala OBV rocking Givenchy, OBV without Jay Z, and OBV rocking freaking latex in the most sophisticated way possible. It's likeee can anyone else do that?! No. Can anyone else try? Sure...but you prob look like a damn fool. LOL. She's wearing EMBELLISHED LATEX PEOPLE. Think about it. It's freaking awesome.



"You know you're that bitch when you cause all this conversation...."

I mean TRUE. All HAIL.

Allison Williams in Peter Pilotto. 
I don't like "Girls," but I freaking love this dress. It's SO cool. She looks like a freaking sexy Father Time...LOL. Okay that sounds odd, but her dress looks like the inside of a clock - the detailing is absurd and I love the side cut out with the one shoulder. Ugh. Nailed it. Theme, elegance, everything.





Willow and Jaden in Chanel. 
When I instagramed "Note to self, try to be as cool as Willow and Jaden on the MET ball red carpet," I was NOT kidding people. Like they look SO fabulous, they're like the new Mary-Kate and Ashley...or "Sister, Sister" whatever you. You get it.



LIIFEEE! THEY ARE GIVING ME LIFEEE. This IS fashion ladies and gents. 

Nicole Kidman in Alexander McQueen. 
Saw this dress on the McQueen runway during London fashion week and died. I freaking love this dress. Tom Cruise and Keith Urban marriages aside...Nicole made a comeback in this dress.



Lupita in Calvin Klein. 
Sequins? Check. Hair piece? Check. Looks goon in just about anything and everything on the red carpet? Check. I hate the color green and Luptia reeally makes me wanna wear it...like ALL the time. THAT's fashion inspiration right there.




WORST 


Kerry Washington in Marc Jacobs.
Ummm...yeah. Okay, I LOVE Kerry. I hate putting her on these lists, but while I don't really completely hate her all black look, I just don't like the hair. And it's not even the color of the hair that bothers me I think the color is cool it's just the styling of it. I mean the whole curly thang makes the WHOLE look like a Bellatrix LeStrange costume....yep. Now you see it and you don't like it either.




Mary Kate and Ashley...(mainly Mary-Kate). 
AHHHH!! Okay, so we ALL love MK and Ashley. I mean they are THE fashion gurus of the fashion gurus, but every since they have become fashion royalty with all they A-list lines, it's like they don't care to dress up or look FUN anymore! Like and they look SOO OLD. Mary-kate looks like she's a withering 40 year old. It's NOT okay that Beyonce looks younger and she's like ten years older. I mean I know black don't crack but MK looks wack. Ashley doesn't look awful.





Emma Stone in Versace. 
Ugh, Emma. I love you, but I hate this. Like really hate this. This looks like a Game of Thrones costume or something. I just don't like it at all. Her hair looks nice though.



Madonna in Givenchy. 
I just don't even think I have to say to much about this. Madonna's boobs are out and her butt is out. I mean sure, it's covered in aggressive less, but like still. It's awkward. She's like old...and I totally love Madonna and think she's great but THIS Givenchy and Beyonce's Givenchy is like extremely different. I mean of course Madonna is basically wearing a costume, like Gaga is, but Gaga looks better. Ugh, what would Prince say?!





Nicki Minaj in Moschino. 
SOOO I get IT because it's Moschino. But I hate it. All the buckles, ew. This is like the wrong way to do latex. Nicki did took a cute pic of her and Bey inside the gala and made the caption "You ain't married to no average bitch BOY. Shade to all them N*ggas out there!" SO that, I agree with. The outfit...not so much.





Selena Gomez in Louis Vuitton. 
BLEHHH. I hate this. She looks like a European school girl in the 1920s. Post WWI lost of grander and their estate. LOL I am totally turning this into a Downton Abbey episode, but that's really how I feel about this look. Freaking Mary Crawley looked better during the war that Selena does in this outfit. Sorry.





Lala Anthony in Nicolas Jebran. 
Pretty bead work, but I don't looove it. WHY are the sleeves SO big?! It's awful and I mean awful. She looks like one of those red and black poisonous snake. LOL. But yeah, hate it. Carmelo looked better. #CuseLove.





Demi Lovato in Moschino. 
So when everyone confuses your MET gala dress for vintage Versace and it's NOT vintage Versace, it's Moschino, then you have a problem. This dress was not the worst of the red carpet dresses, but it's just not great. This is one of the few times I am not down for sequins....or yellow.





Emma Watson in Calvin Klein. 
Now, I know how much Emma loves her pants, but I don't love these pants. There is like TOO much going on with this. It's a corset, it's not a corset, it's pants, but it's a dress, there's a belt, there's not a belt. I mean WHAT is going on?! If an outfit needs THAT much explaining then it's not a good outfit. Can't really defend this one.






Katie Holmes in Zac Posen. 
Like Madonna and Beyonce's same designer ensembles, THIS Zac Posen is very different from the Claire Danes Zac Posen we saw. Likeee when you show up to the MET gala looking like that little girl from the ring...quite frankly if I was Suri, I would be terrified. Hope there wasn't a well inside.




SJP in Monse. 
Hello, good afternoon Sir. Are we in 17th century France? Or is it just me? SJP can do what she wants on these red carpets and she knows it. SO she wears this. So we like it? No. Are we gonna let it slide...basically. Why? Ugh, cause she's Carrie. Carrie would prob wear this to the MET ball too. I miss her Oscar de la Renta look of 2014. WAH.



Great shoes tho. 



Monday, April 25, 2016

LEMONADE!!!!!!!

ALL The Reasons Why EVERY (and I mean EVERY) Girl And Just Every Person NEEDS To Watch Lemonade...Like Now. 


If you weren't spending your weekend honoring Prince by watching MAD Prince videos, OR geeking out over the premiere of Lemonade, and then FREAKING OUT after watching Lemonade, then I think it's safe to say that you didn't have a good weekend and I probably don't want to talk to you...for several reasons.

1. BECAUSE PRINCE.

2. BECAUSE BEYONCE.



Fair enough.


Though most of us spent the week mourning the late great "Purple One," on Saturday night, Beyonce managed to change the conversation (per usual), after dropping the visual album AKA the best movie of the year, "Lemonade."

So, by now, I am assuming most people have either seen or heard about what Lemonade is about. And I have to say, and this is Beyonce love biases aside, lol, from an artist standpoint, Lemonade is one of the most inthralling, captivating, visually conceptual pieces of art I have seen in really long time.

Hell, if we're gonna go ahead and put it in the film category, it's the best film I've seen ALL year. Seriously. And if you know me...you know I watch a lot of shit. LOL. Like, I watch everything, I've seen everything and Beyonce's innovation and just everything that goes into this video from the strong, candid personal narrative to the genius musical lyrics, it's beyond artist perfection.

SO, to break it down further for you peeps: Here are MY reasons aka ALL the reasons why you should watch "Lemonade" in no particular order just literally as my train of thought goes. LOL.

"What a wicked way to treat the girl that loves you."  



VISUALS




This video is just stunning. The visuals are incredible. That's not even a fair enough word to justify the cinematography and the art direction for this film.  Some of my favorite visuals are Bey swimming/drowning in the old, Southern mansion, Bey driving over small vehicles and just CRUSHING them with her monster truck, ALL the New Orleans shots, Beyoncé laying in  all white on an empty Saints field
, and ALL the fire. LOVE the fire. The fire is just everywhere and I love it.










THE BACK STORY 

So for all those people who were pissed that Beyonce just stood in the corner of the elevator in 2014 when Solange attacked Jay after the MET Ball and didn't really do anything...well for all THOSE people, Lemonade is basically her long-waited response. You wanted some action from the Queen. Took two years, but you got it.

Lemonade is probably the greatest "Fuck You" revenge whatever you want to call it piece of art ever created...ever.  


"You ain't married to some average bitch boy."



I MEAN RIGHT?!!  The video is essentially the stages of emotion Bey felt while dealing with martial issues with Jay Z.  Did he 100% cheat? Yes. Was Bey pissed? Livid. Was Lemonade the artistically genius outcome? YUP. The video is broken up into the stages of Bey's grief and acceptance of the truth and her love for her husband.

"So what are you gonna say at my funeral now that you've killed me?" 
 

Intuition. Denial. Anger. Apathy. Accountability. Reformation. Forgiveness. Hope. Redemption.

"What's worse being crazy or jealous?"  Both. 



We see Bey dealing with insecurities, venerability, a side we of course never really see, and then how she goes from "jealous or crazy" bitch to love and acceptance. So, WHY is all of this amazing? Well because clearly Jay cheated and clearly they have been working to move forward, which I'm pretty sure took form in the shape of the Mrs. Carter Tour, BUT it also just shows that whether you're the Queen or not, life sucks for everyone. Shit happens and you gotta muddle through. #SLAY. Yes.

GIRL POWER



I mean this video, as they say, is a love letter to black women. Beyoncé stands up for herself but she also stands up for black women, and just women everywhere in general. We all have had a "Becky," so call UP your BF and do what you gotta do.

"If you try this shit again you'll lose a wife." 


TRUE. 



CELEB CAMEOS 

"She walked in the club wearing six inch heels like its nobody's business. Hot damn. She murders everyone and I was her witness." 

YESSSS. My new fav lyrics for LIFE right there AND they feature the smooth talker himself, Le Weekend. But he's not the only surprise guest/collaboration...








MUSIC 

I mean, well, this is a give in. But all the songs are just AMAZING. The evolution is just SO real. Bey goes from crazy hip hop, to rock and roll, to acoustic ballads, which literally blow your mind away towards the end OBV...

THERE'S even a kinda COUNTRY SONG that has a New Orleans Jazz flare that's just amazing.
"Daddy Lessons." LOVE IT.


HOME VIDS

There are a lot personal home videos with Bey and her father, Bey and Baby Blue, Bey and Jay , and Jay's grandmother...who as we learn is the inspiration for the album title.

"I served lemons and then I made lemonade." 



AHHHHHH!!! 




And of course I love, ALL THE REAL COUPLES IN NOLA AND BEYONCÉ'S HOME VIDEOS WITH JAY AND BLUE ARE THE BEST THING EVER...like the wedding footage we've never seen?!! Die. 
Jay Z and blue rolling around on the Saints football field playing catch?!!! DEAD.

So amazing. No more words.


COSTUMES AND MAKEUP

I mean, dare I make a joke and say that everything is literally FLAWLESS. I LOVE love love all the old, southern belle shots with the black women in all the white gowns, everything from the Zulu Mardi Gras costumes, to Beyonce's now infamous yellow-bat-smashing-dress. In one scene she switches out her platform heels for Converse and it's just amazing. I mean, damn straight you need comfortable shoes when smashing shit. We feel you Bey.






(FAVORITE COSTUME AND SHOT ALERT!! DIEEE FOR THIS.)

And the lastly, le hair and makeup. UGH. Everything was just to the TEE. I am a littttle biases because I have recently had the pleasure of sitting down with Sir John Barnett, Bey's makeup man, and his work is just everything. Bey looks nothing short of #flawless in the whole hour.



SHES GLOWING UNDER WATER!!! I can't even. 



Stunning. 

SO BASICALLY...

If you have NOT seen "Lemonade," I'll forgive you if you go NOW.

If I could give Lemonade legit film awards, I would give it to Bey for cinematography, art direction, costumes, over all conception if that was a thing, and obviously, original musical score. Like ALL the awards. Every one.  


BOTTON LINE is, this truly and exceptional piece of art work that literally, everyone, and I mean everyone NEEDS to see.

This is greatness.




And greatness was defined by Prince.





(Sorry, I had just bring it back for a second, lol). 


"I'm keep on running cause a winner don't quit in themselves." 




Friday, April 22, 2016

PRINCE: The Music and FASHION Legend. Duh.

All Purple Everythang, A Look Back on Some of MY Fav PRINCE Fashion Looks!




Heeeey guyzzz. So, I realize it's been a minute since I've been able to work on my blog, but when the Prince dies...its only necessary that we take a second to look back on the Prince of music, soul, and some of the BEST fashion statements of our time. We're talking, turtle-necks, sequins, bell bottoms, high heels and afros, and more. All hail le Prince.

Also, likeee to be clear, these are a few of MY favorite looks. And if you know me, then you prob know why these are my favs...lolz. 


So here we go! Prince's Most MAJOR (and YES I'm saying 'major' because I'm mentially getting ready for the Zeon showing on Disney's original movie marathon) Fashion Moments! 

UH-OH LET'S GO! 



TEN - 2015 Grammy Awards. 


OKAY, so not only was this orange, 1970s metallic get up super fierce, I will never forget this outfit or this look because Prince's speech that night...was everything. "Music still matters, black lives still matter." UGH. RIP. 

NINE - iHeart Radio Music Festival.



TALK ABOUT SHADE. When you match your guitar...throwing shade to the audience is just necessary. LOLzzz. 

EIGHT 
- 2005 People's Choice Awards. 


WHEN YOUR BLAZER IS ACTUALLY A HOODIE AND YOUR ROCKING BELL BOTTOMS AND MEDALLION NECKLACE. 

Bow down. 

SEVEN -  GOLD in 2011 at Madison Square Garden.



I mean...it's a gold. Sequin. Jumpsuit. I don't really have much else to say about that. WELL, other than like....I want to wear it. But, let's be real, we all already knew that. 

SIX
- 2007 Super Bowl Half Time Show. 



When you wear your hair up at da Super Bowl cause you know it's gonna rain, but you're still dancing in bell-bottoms AND heels, on sleek ass floor, playing the guitar AND singing...in a downpour. YUP. 

And likeee if you don't remember Prince's 2007 Super Bowl performance for some God for saken reason, then you need to watch it right NOW. Seriously. Now.  Here's DA LINK. Go do it before reading onward. Seriously. Throwing you some mad Alicia-Keys-singing-Prince-at-the-Grammy's-shade right now. 

I'm pretty sure thats the loudest I've EVER and I mean EVER heard a crowd sing with anyone at live performance and it's freaking epic.  


FIVE - 1998 New Soul Tour. 



Ruby red sequins? Check. Heels? Check. Cane? Check. SEQUIN BANDANA?!!!! CHECK, CHECK, CHECK. BYE.

FOUR
- 1988 DOTS. 


I mean the only other person that could pull this off is like, well no one. He literally looks better than any woman, man, whatever in this outfit. Like he's SO pretty! OMG. Not over it. 

THREE - 1991 Cane Swag. 



Because NO diva on da planet earth can have as much swag as Prince does on this carpet.

TWO - 1985 Brit Awards.


Gold sequins? Pink fur? Need I say more? #Winning. 

ONE - PURPLE REIGNS. Duh.



So, I don't care what anyone says, the "Purple Rain" look will always be MY number one for several reasons. 1. Because it's purple rain. 2. Because I will never forget when I walked in on my parents watching Purple Rain da movie when I was little and I asked them who the guy in the pretty, purple jacket with the AWESOME victorian sleeves was and then my dad told me that was Prince. Then I asked if he was actually a prince, then they laughed and told me to go upstairs because "Purple Rain" wasn't a movie for children. (Rude). 

Then I finally watched "Purple Rain" when I got older and I was like oooookay this movie like kinda whatever BUT the music is awesome and so is Prince's jacket, and his hair. I mean that's basically what MY hair looks like when I get out of the shower SO, for me this look will always be my all time.

Like, when you make a COLOR trendy...that's serious. 

When you're cool enough to wear a purple sequin jacket and a ruffled blouse, lemme know. (But like probs never).


Love ya Prince, you will be missed - music, shade, fashion and all. 



Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Bachelor Finale RECAP!!

Bachelor Finale RECAP!!  Congrats Jojo!! (And Oh yeah, Ben and Lauren too...I guess LOL) 



Another Bachelor bites the dust. 

Welp, it's official...last night Ben "found love." Yeah. Ben Higgins is NO longer single ladies. In fact, he's ready to marry Lauren RIGHT NOW. So, much so that Ben's Indiana pastor came to the "After the Final Rose" show to see if they couple were super ready. BUT don't worry, I won't get ahead of myself. Let's just take a look back on the whoooole damn episode. YAY! 


First thing's first: I love Ben's parents. Like, #TeamBensDad for days. 




Not only does Ben's dad have this hot politician vibe going on, which is like SO real, he also basically sensed that Lauren B was TOO perfect which I was totally jiving with. 

Lauren: “I think Ben is the most incredible person I’ve met.” 
Ben's dad: “Well, Thank you.” – Ben’s Dad is basically saying to Lauren - Thanks for saying that I made a beautiful human being and that I’m also so beautiful. 

But he's also thinking, which he told Ben - what else IS there to Lauren?! No one can act that perfect all the time. It's not normal, like sorry bye. 

Ben's dad: "I think you're in a unique situation." LOL. Thanks Ben's dad. 

THEEN you have Ben's mom who is like so practical and is kinda likeee I hate both girls for BEN lol. I mean, SAME. 

But, I did love that Ben's mom seemed to love Jojo more than Lauren….

She loved that Jojo knows that Ben is “hard on himself” and Ben's mom was like so into that. SAME. 

And then Jojo started crying to his parents and we were all like DAMN GINA. You get those emotions. 

So, after the parental meetings, Ben's parents said that while both girls would obv DIE to be engaged to Ben, Ben's dad pointed out that Jojo, being the smarter one obv, asked been the RIGHT question to his face. That question being...

“So a proposal something that you're ready to do?” GET IT Jojo. #Smarts. 

Ben’s dad even SAID “Jojo went there and asked the important questions before I did…” YEAH SHE DID cause she's smart. Duh. 

Lauren 

Well, I got excited because Ben totally realized that Lauren was def a goodie goodie and that maybe things “were too perfect too soon" after taking to his dad. (#TeamBensDad). 


I mean, when Lauren actually wears make up...

HMMM.

I mean, I would vote yes. Although Lauren is NO where near as bad as Calia, at least Jojo is REAL and has emotions, and issues, and asks questions. Lauren is all sunshine and Marina del Rey smiles and its like umm NOO buddy that’s not real. Sorry. 

The Last Date. 

Lauren is all nervous cause Ben “is not being Ben” as she put it, so she is ready to make her last impression and to do that - she decides to wear this BORING black square neck dress that EVERYONE has. AKA NOTHING that stands out…because she has no real personality. It’s fine. Whatever. 

And she tries to convince Ben, who is having doubts about her, that she is the right person because she has “never been more sure about anything in [her] life.” OKAY. 

But Lauren crying was great…not in a mean way, but we have never really seen her show a lot of emotional rage. SO, the crying showed that she literally was gonna be MIZ without Ben. And I mean…I would be too. He’s great. 


Side note: SO Awk that Chris Harrison had BOTH families at the live Tell All watching the show...WHY?! Ugh. But, funny that Jojo's brothers were not there. LOL. #Readyforlove. 


Jojo's Last Date. 

Sooo Jojo and Ben in the waterfall was everything. I love Jojo. Mainly because we both have the same neon bikini but likeeeee she’s also A REAL FREAKING PERSON. 


Neon bikini game strong. 


Plus, Jojo asked the REAL questions. She was like: "HEY Ben, this isn’t gonna be easy – like I'll be in Dallas you’ll be wherever… how are we gonna do this?"

LIKE IDK but real people ASK those questions! 

Jojo's most miz quote though - “I hope I don’t end up looking like a fool…” I mean YEAH, but after being on this show…you're gonna end up looking like sumthin.


On the evening of Jojo's last date, the girl looked FAB. I mean she also wore black but she SLAYED in that plunge, black romper. Take note Lauren. 

THEN the  highly anticipated bathroom scene happened. And that was pretty rough. But I mean at least the guy was being honest. It was no longer a big secret. Like he LOVES them both! #Yikes. 

Bach perks or Bach problems? I'll let you decide. 

SOOOO all in all: Lauren cried and Jojo REALLY cried. These betches love Ben. And I mean for Jojo, sure, she didn’t get that “sign” that she wanted. So, that’s miz. 

THE PICK 

“In a few minutes…a woman I love is going to arrive here and I’m going to break her heart.” - Ben. LOL. Jesus that sucks.

Ahh the final rose was upon us last night. The two women got all dolled up for the BIG proposal (or I mean dolled up for nothing if you're the loser) into fab gowns and went off in da heli to meet Ben.

BUT per usual, Lauren looks SO blasé. Like SO boring. That simple, boring, blue dress was just too boring and simple. Is that her idea of getting dolled up? I think I get more dressed up going to class during the week. LOL. Just saying. But honestly, Lauren's dress has to be one of the most boring and worst dresses I’ve seen in a bachelor finale - or has Chris would say - in Bachelor history. 


Like, she could wear this dress to flight attend! Lol. 


Then Jojo comes out of her room looking BANGING in a pale pink, sequin gown. And I gotta say, that pink dress could have very well looked like a bad prom dress, but Jojo ROCKED it. And she looked fab. 

Sorry, Lauren you honestly have no style. Ugh. 


And the 3 carat Neil Lane ring goes too...


MEHH. So, Ben gets rid of Jojo which we all figured, but she handles it faaaaairly well. Like, we’ve all seen worse. But we also know that Jojo deserves better. #TeamBachelorette.



Even in the midst of the break up, Jojo is still so legit when she says: “I wanna hate him but I was getting my heart broken and I didn’t want to see him cry.” WAHHH. Amaze. But, like you still deserve better.


SO OBV Ben picks Lauren and yada yada yada. Whatever, they’re prefect for each other. 
Like such a boring couple – YAY! 


AND ALSO Lauren and Ben's hair cant handle the heat – frizz city. But Jojo's hair ALWAYS looked great. So, by default - Jojo wins. 


When the hair game is strong. 


(But cute that Ben called Lauren’s dad though. Not gonna lie, I got a little emotional. It’s fine).

So after a loooong season of 'raining Ben,' all I have to say is if Ben and Lauren DON’T stay together…like NO. Like you don't get rid of Jojo to NOT stay with Lauren for the rest of your 
life. LOL. 


How much you wanna bet that this is the pic they use for engagement photos?






Jen and Ben are talking again?! 


Side note: Jojo looked BANGING AGAIN last night to confront Ben after being dumped on the "After the Final Rose" show. Like could you see Ben re-thinking things in his mind? 


But congrats to Jojo for being the new Bachelorette!! WHOOHOO! The girl deserves to find a REAL maucho, awesome man. GET IT GURL. I’ll be watching. 


Jojo...you are my person.