Nips Errrywhere.

First Miley, Then Kendall J, annd NOW Ri Ri. Nips OUT For Da Boys, I Saiddd Nips Out Fo da Boyzz! #nipcity

Ri Ri bared all to da crowd at the Balmain after party the other night wearing a sheer, basically fish net blouse, with no bra. Zip bra equals nip city. Hmmm. So people are obv saying SCANDALOUS, but I'm saying, like it's just Ri being Ri. Plus, the girl is a featured model for the designer label, so she was just doing her thang at the designers after party during Paris fashion week. Oh, wait - Paris? HELLOOO Europe is ALL about nude on nude on nude. Like, they embrace that shiz. In America, on the other hand, we're extremely timid about being naked or showing off "private" assets in public aka crotch limo shots are always a major headline and when someone models topless - GASP.












Hollywoodlife.com did a poll asking readers whether or not they like the fact that Rihanna is extremely comfortable and confident in her body and is able to show off her um, nips and other assets, lolz, oooor do you think it's basically slutty and not okay. I obv voted for her confidence, but it was funny that the poll results were split right down the middle. 50/50, which is rare.


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Soo, what do you think?

Like I said, being trendy in Paris is being trendy in Paris. It's not like being fashionable anywhere else and Rihanna being trendy in Paris is just Ri doing her thang.

Other Famous Nips: 

Kendal J, obv.

Miley too...

And I mean...Jen started this baack in da day...right??

The Bling Ring.

Ah, The #BlingRing: Mila Kunis Finallyyy Engaged to Ashton, While Adorbzz "Suits" Star Patrick J. Adams Gets Engaged To A Pretty Little Liar...(Spencer...The Smart One Apparently)

Spencer and Mike Ross. Maybe he can get Harvey to open a murder case and they can actually find out who "A" is? I mean it's been YEARS...Mike, help her. 

Ugh, they're so  f-ing happy!! Anddd fun! Love it. 

Bitches Be Breakin Up & Bitches Be Gettinn Engaged: Welcome to da "Bling Ring" ladies aka what I call the Hollywood engagement circle. Yes, it's a pun on the movie with Emma Watson, whatever. Anyways, it looks as if some congratulations are in order. Wedding bells are sounding for long-time couple and best friends, Mila and Ashton while Suits star Patrick J. Adams also got engaged to girlfriend of 3 years (yeah, I had NO idea either), Troian Bellisario (I didn't even know what her real name was, I legit only knew her as Spencer and I don't even watch the damn show...)

Both newly engaged ladies were snapped being super casual wearing their new engagement bling. Don't you just love thes pics of them? Like no big deal, I'm just walking around Hollywood swishing my arm from side to side - try and catch a glimpse of MA NEW BLING. TRUE. I'm tryna catch a glimpse. But I don't think these shady paparazzi pics do either of their rings justice...like, they kinda look the same? Idk. I can't wait for some more legit pics later. Lemme see your Beyonce hand flassssh! If you like it, and he put a ring on it...then SHOW US. Obvvvv. Give da people what they want ladies. 

Bling Ring #1

Bling Ring #2 

Beyonce be likeee - "BOOM BITCHES. Check out MA BLING". #SingleNoMore

So, am I surprised that Mila and Ashton are finally engaged? I mean, no. We all saw this coming it was just a matter of time. I mean, Ashton went with Mila to her brother's wedding, which she was obv in and that's when we all freaked out cause mags photo shopped her LIGHT pink dress to white...sooo cheeky. Anyways, good for them. I hope they do a 70's themed wedding...HA, but seriously. How much of the former 70's Show cast, which shot both the actors to stardom, are they gonna invite? Hmm. Either way, I'm sure the wedding will be groovy. 

Now, I am surprised that Patrick J. Adams is engaged to Spencer? (Sorry, I'm like not gonna stop calling her that), ummm YEAH. Only cause I had NO idea he was dating anyone!! Like, talk about low radar. ALSO I don't know what I was more surprised about, their engagement news or the fact that Spencer is 28...28!!!! Like, okay I knew she wasn't actually 18, I mean what actor who plays high school is actually in high school these days? (LOL the O.C.) But, she's basically 30! Like that's waaay beyond high school if you ask me. At least Patrick is playing his age, I mean technically. Oh well, this should be an interesting wedding. The Suits cast vs. Pretty Little Liars. Hmmmm. I mean, I freaking LOVE Suits, can't wait til March, but PPL...no thanks. Whatever, hope they're happy. I'm holding out for Harvey anyways. 

Katy and John No More

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Man, Break UP City: Katy Perry and John Mayer Call It Quits...(For The 2nd Time Around)...Is Anyone Likeee Really Devastated By This? I Mean...Just Wondering...Show of Hands?

This is a good pic of the kidz. #miz 

Well, first Paula and Robin (again RIP), and nowww this. It was announced this morning, super early via E! News Exclusive, that the duo that was John Mayer and Katy Perry have officially called it quits. Cew the sighs and mizz reactions! AWW Bummer. It was reported that the two have been broken up for days and just have tried to keep it on da down low. Well, suuure. There is currently no background info on why the couple may have broken up, especially after rumors that the two were engaged, so this is clearly still a pending story with I'm sure, more details to come. 

The two have had a great year together though, Mayer appearing on tour with Katy and surprising audiences at her concerts, while they two also collaborated on the song "Who You Love," which is featured on Mayer's most recent album entitled "Paradise Valley". Awww. Well, sadly, I guess paradise is not where this now former couple is heading. John is most likely heading back to his emo world, where he'll also most likely be waiting on the world to change...lolz...but seriously, and Katy will head back to her weird, kooky, cotton candy filled Cali-girl world where she'll prob just start reliving her teenage dream. HA, sorry HAD TOO. 

Sultry. 

Anyways, while adoring fans seemed to love the couple together...sadly, the romance between the two singers was again short lived. (siiighhhh). HEY - maybe it's because Katy is a possible lez? Lolzzz JK, but likeee hopefully her breakup with Mayer has nothing to do with the singer locking lips with crazzzy pal Miley Cyrus at Miley's Bangerzzzz concert in LA a few days ago. I feel like making out with girls is getting to be like RUUUL trendy, it's like the new classic Chanel bag? Everyone's tryna jump on dat, but in the end, it's mainly just for show. Girl on girl headlines....sure. I mean Katy did in fact kiss a girl once, and...she liked it. 

ClaSsiC BaNgerzZz

"Hope my boyfriend don't mind it"...WELP  

RIP To the Sexy Love Songs...

Welp, Between Sexy (aka Nude) Models in "Blurred Lines" and Miley Liiiiterallly Coming In Likeee a Wrecking Ball (standaard), RIP Paula P and Robin #THICKE (lolzzz...too soon?) 

LIT started at da bottom (together), now we HERE...but, now were separating?# Rude. 

Well, it's so sad, yet so true. Yesterday one of Hollywood's sexiest couples, not to mention one of Hollywood's longest married couples, announced that they were separating. GASPP. Hearts everywhere were melting. I mean I know mine was...I thought I was misreading something...

The undeniably gorgeous Paula Patton and sexpot crooner Robin Thicke came out with a statement yesterday saying:  "We will always love each other and be best friends; however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time." AWW. But like WHY?!!!

Well apparently after Thicke's hot year on top with the sexy/scandalous single "Blurred Lines," you know with all da nude models dancing and lying around in bed with him, and let's not forget about Miley grinding on his D OH sorry TWERKING in front of the nationnn, (Like siiick Milezz. LIT a freaking wrecking ball), Thicke developed quite the umm sha'll we say Blurred Lines ego? He apparently spent this year gallivanting with girls in clubs, spotted arm in arm with girls like at the VMA's and all this otha crazy shiz, but like did any of this mean anything?!! Is this really why the duo are splitting? Because in numerous interviews and on talk shows Paula had said she was fine with all the attention (aka sexual attention) Blurred Lines was receiving...so like was she actually jelly???

Yikes. 

Paula and Robin have known each other for 20 yrzz!! They met, I guess in middle school when Robin was just 14 years old. AH. So they stayed friends through high school (yikess, which was prob way more difficult than Hollywood), and obviously got married...we def though with a long ass friendship like that, that the two would be together forever. UGH SO MIZ. Wait - Does this mean like NO future sex - No love songs?!!! I'm distraught.

Photo via E! News. Lolzz. I hope this pic was like in 2000. Nice, highlights Paula and DONT even get me started on Robin's hair...like I think it's longer than mine...perfect curls though. 

Just One more. These old photos are GEMS. LOL like are they 12 here?! God, I love it.

The two were last photographed together at the Grammy's, which was not that long ago (Jan 26th to be exact....) so shit must have hit the fan since then, which is even more miz. The two have an ADORABLE son together who Paula gave birth to in 2010, and likee ugh, I reeeeally wanted them to have more kids. Mixed kids = da prettiest kidz. I'm obv super bummed about this.

Like HOW cute is HE?! That's a joke. I want himm. Oh and Paula's outfit too...crop top. #werk.

Ugh, it's tough to say goodbye to these two together. I will personally be "Lost Without U..." (as a couple). #sui. Soo listening dat song on repeat while in mourning obv.

BUT wait doe, does this mean Robin is single? JKJKJKJK...but, seriously...?

OHH BTW...

If You HAVEN'T Seen the the Unrated version of the "Blurred Lines" video...plz CLICK HERE like RIGHT now and watch it...

Entertainment Weekly Oscar Award Winners

"12 Years is Heart Breaking" While "Gravity Is Ground Breaking..." - Entertainment Weekly Breaks Down ALL Their Winning Oscar Predictions...and I Compare Them With My Own ;)

Is it March 2nd yet?!! I am so ready for this year's Academy Awards because there are some kick ass movies this year, like its gonna be rough. Last year we had some clear cut winnaas likee Best Picture? Argo. Best Actor? OBV Daniel Day Lewis. Jokes. But this year, with one of the tightest Best Picture races in years...its gonna be hard to choose just one great film to reign over all of them; BUT if ya pick up the current issue of EW Mag (click here to go to EW.com) with gorgeous stunnas Cate Blanchett and Lupita Nyong'o gracing the cover, you can get Entertainment's top winning picks for this year. Here is just a brief break down of Entertainment's "The Winners Will Be..." article....OH and then, compared with my winning picks too, of course. #fakefilmcritic #wheresmyoscar?

Best Picture 

Liiiit there are SO many best picture nods this year and like, it's so hard to pick one. As a self-proclaimed film critic I obv took upon myself, as I do every year to see as many of the films as I could...I've seen them all except for Philomena and Nebraska, which I know are also amazing, and lemme say its tough. These movies killed it this year. While its a hard decision...EW's pick to win: Gravity, but by a noise. Do I agree? Me: Yes, Kinda. They're second choice is obv 12 Years...and I'm going with that. But it'll be either of these two. 

Best Actor 

I  mean, again rough. They should all win. We wish it was as simple as just being like Daniel Day Lewis by a long shot, but this is tough. Although the talk of the town to win is of course, Mathew, especially after winning both the Golden Globe and the SAG. 

EW: Mathew McConaughey 

Me: I second that Mathew motion. EW has Leo falling short behind...freaking sucks for Leo. He always does Oscar nod roles liiiiterally at the worst time. He's gotta win one day...

Best Actress

Well, this category kinda has the Daniel Day Lewis groove, but with Cate. I mean Cate all the way. Side note: I'm still NOT over Emma Thompson not being nominated for Saving Mr. Banks. She should have 100% replaced Amy Adams. Sorry. #miz 

EW: Cate Blanchett

Me: Cate, obv. 

Best Supporting Actor 

Tough city. All of these guys did an unreal job and def made their characters a huge asset to their films. EW says Michael Fassbender for 2nd and has Barkhad Abdi and Jonah Hill tied for 3rd, but da winner is...by a Daniel Day Lewis long shot...

EW: Jared Leto. 

Me: Jared freaking Leto. Unreal. Unreal. Unreal. Like, bye everyone else...but seriously.

Best Supporting Actress 

Well the talk of the town for this one is that the decision is split between Jennifer Lawrence and Luptia Nyong'o. Sucks cause they were BOTH AHHmazzing. And they're both awesome. The thing is, it's rare to win the double Oscar back to back. In fact the last time it was done was Tom Hanks and '94 and '95 for Philadelphia then Forrest Gump. (He's unreal). Soooo because of that fact...the winnna is... 

EW: Lupita 

Me: HOPING its Lupita. I mean and let's be real, we're ALL like waiting to see what this girl pulls out on the red carpet because she's been red carpet killing it. 

Best Director 

EW: Alfonso Curaon for Gravity
Me: Ditto.

Original Screenplay

Ew: Her
Me: I agree. That was one crazy screenplay, but an incredibily creative concept.

Adapted Screenplay 

EW: 12 Years

Me: Yup, sure.

Costume Design 

EW: American Hustle 
Me: HA, for once I do disagree. I say Great Gatsby, but they are saying Gatsby for Production Design, which true I agree, but for me, Gatsby's costumes rocked my world. Like they were the best part of the movie...sorry Leo. 

Hair and Makeup 

EW: Dallas Buyers Club 
Me: Here is where I also disagree and say American Hustle. I think yes Dallas Buyer's, but only on for Mathew and Jared...

Best Score 

EW: Gravity 

Me: I don't eveeen remember the Gravity score. Like maybe if I heard it again, but isn't me not remembering it a bad thing?? and I LOVE movie scores I'm normally all about that so, like idk. I'm still team Saving Mr. Banks. Hands down. 

For da full list of EW's Oscar Predictions (cause, yes, they're MORE awards...) CLICK HERE. 

Why The BBC Does Music Better

Jared Leto singing Rihanna's "Stay" IS LITTTeraally the BEST thing ever...like I can't... Artist Cover Amaaze Songs On BBC's The Live Lounge 

Soo, if you like bands covering other bands songs annnd also need another example of why singer/actor jared leto IS LITTerally perfect...then you gotta watch these vids...

I mean am right or am I right? Cover songs are soo fun. Well, BBC Radio totally feels me as well. The Live Lounge on BBC radio is kinda self explanatory in its title, but they have artist come on and perform, obviously - live. But to change it up every once in a while, they have certain singers and bands come on perform covers of other songs and lemme tell ya, hearing some of this shiz live is amazing. Like I'm actually obsessed with pretty much all these videos and you will be too after you watch like one. SUCH a discoveryyyy and now my new fave thing. 

Here are few on my favorite Live Lounge Covaaz: 

Jared Leto and 30 Seconds to Mars Singing "Stay" - LITERALLY SEX. It's like you're prob about to win a freakin Oscar for Dallas Buyers Club (go see it if you haven't), and you ALSO sing like this?!! I can't. His voice is literally just saying seduce mee. Ohh man. 

Bastille Sings "We Can't Stop" with some Emenim Flare and a tribute to Miley's Achey Breaky Dad - I mean this just sounds like the coolest shit ever. And his freakkking accent. AGAIN I CAN'T. So beautiful. It's obv time for me to go back to England I'm having serious British accent withdrawl...

"Errrevery in line for thaa BAAHHTHroom" - UGH those Brits. ;) 

Artic Monkeys Sing Drake's "Hold On We're Coming Home" - no words. fabulous. swag city. 

Other AMazE Covaz to watch: 

Jesse J "I Knew You Were Trouble' ( Giiirl sings this WAY better than Tay)

Haim sings "Wrecking Ball" 

Kings Of Leon sings "Dancing On My Own" 

Miley Cryus "Summertime Sadess" 

Watch likee ALL the Live Lounge Videos HERE

Lez Girlz

OMG, But Likee SO OBV, Cara D and Michelle R...Are OFFICIALLY A THANG! I mean...They're dating. #LezzzGO

"I love you guuul" aka "I love you crazzzy betch"

Well, Cara D never ceases to surprise us and now that we think about, those photos of her and Michy getting it ON court side a la Knicks game a few months back were like some serious shizz. They were OBV more than just friends...I mean, I love my best friends to deaaath (Hollaaa at ma #clique), but I'm not making out with them on the slide lines during the game...like oops? (I mean if it happens drunk a la bar...so be it).


Don't remember their full on court side show? Lemme refresh your memory. Check out My Old Post with awesome pics HERE. 


According to the king of celeb gossip Perez Hilton, the two are officially official. The hot model is who LITERALLY everywhere and the Fast and Furious actress have locked it up and I guess, come out? Well, good fo them. Honestly, being a Lez right now is likee so trendy. I mean I'd prob make out with Cara too if she came up to me at a fashion party. Like, whatever. Michelle doe? Not so much, I mean she's hot but like aggresss.

Check Out Perez Hilton's Article HERE. 

Anyways congrats to the happy couple! Like yaaaay lezzzzz. I've been watching a lot of that old show "the L word" on Netflix, or "Le L Word" as I like to call it, and it's really good - its about hot, power house lesbians in LA who take over west hollywood. I mean suuuuuure. I feel like if you're a hot lesbian you can like rule the world. SO to Cara and Michelle I raise my glass and say...umm...#LezBeHonest - ya'll rock. Peaaacee out.




God, I love ya.