Jay and Bey Skip Out on Kimye's Versailles Evening

Jay Z and Beyoncé Didn't Show Up To Kimye's "Royal" Versailles Affair, but Lana Del Rey and David Blaine Did...#JayWorstBestMan? Hmm...

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SOO it appears supposed "best man" Jay Z and his queen Bey, were a NO SHOW at Kanye and Kim's lavish Versailles rehearsal dinner yesterday evening...hmm awk?  Tmz.com reported that while the celebration was literally unreal with 17th century costumed actors, fire works, a surprise performance from amazeeee singer and my obsession, Lana del Rey, and all night magic performed by David Blaine...people were still buzzing about the JayZ and Bey no show. 





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UGHH Lana....

Hollywoodlife.com asks the question: would you be mad if your supposed best friend slash best man didn't show to your rehearsal dinner? I'm pretty sure the answer to that is UMM ya...

The Kardashian klan including special guests Valentino, Andre Leon Tally, Serena Williams, etc, blew UP insta with pics of the wedding rehearsal celebration as well as pics from the private jet transporting the select guest members to the wedding...#airWest 

Technically the wedding nuptials are happening likeee right now as we speak seeing as it's evening in Italy. So, finally the deed will be done and we can all go about our lives...and poor Paris can go back to normal. But, like seriously...do the Parisians care that Kimye is making a mockery of French culture? It's likeee Kimye's version of "let them eat cake"  #MizFaceEmoji 


 
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Do I LOVE Kim and Kanye? No. Do I LOVE these outfits??! YES. Swag city. Bye. 

 

E! News has the wedding covered from head to toe SOO I'm sure pics and news of the ceremony will be released in no time. 

I'm leaning toward a 50-50 chance Jay and Bey will show...? Likeee I just DONT knoww tho! 


 
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I mean...Jay tho...

According to tmz.com there's another big Shabang on Sunday...I mean, obv. 

100 POSTS OLD!!!!

The Miz Factor's 100th POST!!  (Balloon Emoji Everywhere!) WHOOHOO!! In Honor Of Le 100th Post, Here's a Look Back On The Top TEN Most Viewed Posts! (Aka The Most Miz Moments...)

Thanks so much to everyone who has been reading and sharing, and liking, and re-posting, and eerrything!! Ya'll have been an amazzzing support and Le Miz Factor hopes to keep going strong! Laterzzzz Bitchess, Count down to Kimye's Wedding Anyone? UGH VOM...but like, I wanna reeeeallly see her dress doe...#NoShame

Here's a little CONGRATS from all ma celeb franndzzz....

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Leo Says...

Started from da bottom...

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NOW WE HERE.

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TOP TEN MOST VIEWED POSTS ... click and enjoy! 

much love, le miz factor. 

1. That time Cara D. made out with Michelle R. a la Knicks Game 


2. That time Rihanna went TOPLESS On A Mag Cover

3. That time Lindsay L. had sex with the WORLD and her "list" confirmed it...


4. The time people looked MIZ at the Golden Globe's


5. That time we found out Jay Z may be shady and there many reasons behind Solange's elevator beat down

6. That time everyone was all nips-out-for-the-boys !!


7. That time Juan Pablo wouldn't say "I love you" to Niki  #AWK


8. That time we realized Juan Pablo SUCKED


9. That time people looked MIZ at the Oscar's 

10. That time Beyonce was on the cover of TIME and she had MAD haters...#bullshiz

Rob's Fat, The Hamptons Hate Khlo and Kourt, Kim's Chilling

Haters Be Hatin On Rob's Weight, Kourtney and Khloe Want To Take The Hamptons, But da Hamptons Don't Wanna Be Took...And Kim? OH, She's In France...

 

Let's forget about Kim for like 2 seconds. Lil bro Rob Kardash is receiving some miz back lash for his weight gain. The reality star who has publicly battled with his weight on the show, has apparently, well not apprarently...you can tell...gained more weight and is basically telling the world that he is very aware of his condition and he knows his fat. MEHHH.




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A recent picture of Rob and his mom traveling to France for the upcoming wedding has been all over da net (lol...the net...), showing Rob noticeably fatter. As a result, Rob recieved tons of mean tweets about his weight when sister Khloe shot back and tweeted that she loved her brother and all who were making fun of him should be ashamed. Well, sure. Rob then tweeted that he loved his sister Khlo and then OBViously, I guess people started to feel bad thanks to the wise words of Khlo, and #WeLoveYouRob began trending on twitter...no joke. Hmm. I mean...I love Rob and Khlo, but if you follow Khol on insta she's liiterally at Cross Fit likeee everrryday! So, I don't know, maybe bring Rob along? Just a suggestion...

View Photos Rob HERE




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Ahh remember Rob when? Back in the days of Adrienne...


In SEESTERR news...if you haven't heard, Kourt and Khlo are trying to take the Hamptons for their new spin off series. (I guess we all saw this coming eventually). But, being the upstanding exclusive community that the Hamptons is, poor Khlo and Kourt are reportedly having a hard time trying to find a house to rent due to the fact that the Hamptons don't want them there. Standard. I guess they don't like DASH. The girls and their antics are apparently "bad" PR for the Hamptons. HA. Like, yeah, okay but you're down with Diddy's white party thoo. Like WHO cares? As long as they have the money, which they do, does it matter?? SO miz. #RichPeopleProblems


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Well, at they know Miami loves them...


View The Kardash Hamptons TMZ Article HERE



In KIM news...welp, she's in France. Soon to be in Italy. Can't wait til this wedding shiz is over. #Deuces Kimye.  

SNL Spoofs The Fued Between Solange/Jay Z/ and Beyonce

SNL Spoofs The Fued Between Solange, Jay Z, and Beyonce Showing What "Really" Happened In The Elevator...Featuring Maya Rudolph as Queen Bey 

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Lolzzzz

SNL has been on a roll with Beyonce spoofs lately. The digital short for "The Begency" went viral and now - this. "A Message From Jay Z and Solange"  is from this past weekend's SNL and it's HILAR. Like, cudos to you SNL. The skit displays Jay and Solange clearing the air about their recent "tiff" in the elevator stating that they are: "fine." The skit is a hilarious one, featuring their own elevator video with dialogue, and a surprise visit from Queen Bey herself played by the ever-so-funny Maya Rudolph. If you have yet to see it, check it out here. 

YUP. I die for this. 

The Elevator Incident, AND The TRUTH About What Really Made Solange SNAP On Jay...

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"To The Left, To The Left, Beyonce Just Stood There In Da Corner To The Left" - Bey Speaks Out About The Elevator Incident, AND The TRUTH About What Really Made Solange SNAP On Jay...      photo via CelebBuzz Jay Z looks literally floored... Welp, it's been a week for Bey, Jay, and little sister aka ninja...Solange. The whole elevator event caused there to be an awkward falling out between Solange and her sister, but mainly a falling out of Beyonce with Solange, because while Bey was uploading all these pics of her and Solange to her insta account, Solange was taking them down...taking them all down in fact. Girl was PISSED. And sure, your first reaction to that news, you know, Solange removing all pics with Bey was: "Well, that's rude." OOOR if you're me, then your first reaction to that news was: "Well, that's aggressive. OKAY Solange!" LOL, but seriously... photo via Bey's Insta Beyonce uploaded photos of her and Solange all this week to her isnta...cute, but awk at the same time.. While the incident was incredibly heated and everyone from Beyonce, to Jay, to Solange received a lot of back lash, the threesome came together yesterday as a united front to address the situation. Bey released a statement that was concluded by all three celebs saying: "Jay and Solange each assume their share of responsibility for what has occurred. They both acknowledge their role in this private matter that has played out in the public. They both have apologized to each other and we have moved forward as a united family." -- E! News Bey addresses the incident as "unfortunate," but they have all moved on. Well, sure. And while that is a lovely and classy statement on Bey's part, the whole thing is still kinda shady because we still have no idea what exactly happened. Come on, girl, you're leaving us in the dark! There has been SO much speculation as to what exactly went down in the elevator that evening and why Solange decided to attack Jay in da first place...welp, here's a grand ole list of possible truths that were triggered that elevator debacle aka Solange's anger: - Jay Z flirting: There are rumors that Jay Z may have been...that's right, flirting (GASP) while at the MET ball, which caught the attention of baby sis, Solange. Delving deeper into the rumors, it is possible that Jay may have been flirting with rumored former fling, fashion designer, Rachel Roy. Rachel was an intern at Roca Wear while Jay was president and it is again rumored that Jay and his partner (Dame Dash, who Rachel later marred...shady), used to hook up with da staff...standard. Solange was seen in the MET gala publically arguing with Roy for an unknown reason, but the in the past, the two have always been super closer. In fact, Solange formerly attended the MET gala as Rachel's date...hmmm. Now Roy is bestie's with Kim and Kanye. How convient for her. Snaps to Kim and Kanye for making ALL these people come together in damn Paris for their wedding... photo via Rolling Out   Former besties. Now, I've met Rachel Roy, yes, casual, and she's like SUPER nice, not to mention an amazing designer, but all of that seems questionable to me... photo via HollywoodGossip  Kim with "bestie" Rachel after her engagement to Kanye. - Solange's groupie friends: Apparently, while Solange, Bey, and Jay attended the Boom Boom room after party at the Standard, Solange must have been feeling a tad lonely and asked her groupie frands to come hang, but instead of saying Solange's name, they said Jay's. Well, sure, sure. When her friends got into the shindig, Jay was upset when he heard Solange's friends used his name to get in. It is rumored that Jay publicly yelled at Solange telling her not to let her friends use his name to get into parities. Solange apparently didn't take that to well. - Rihanna's party: We all know Jay is close with fellow singer, Rihanna. Well, Ri was holding an after party downtown that Jay was just bugging to go to. He expressed that he was going to go to the party solo, without Beyonce, which apparently set Solange off, after everything that had happened in the night. Solange apparently yelled at Jay saying that it was basically shady of him to want to go to Ri's party alone and he should either stay with his wife or ask her to attend. Well, she has a solid  point. photo via Bey's Insta So that's why Bey put this up...makes sense. - Solange's new album: And finally, Jay has been promising to produce Solange's album for a while and he still hasn't, which, I mean, would get anyone pretty worked up. SOO basically, if ALL of this things are true...then it was a build up of things that made Solange snap and they ALL had to do with Jay. YUP.  The girl was just frustrated, it's hard to like hate on her for snapping. OH, so why did Bey just STAND there?? Well, possibly because she knew deep down, Solange had a right to feel that way... On the down side, Solange attacking Jay Z like that  honestly looks like Diary Of A Mad Black Women, aka a CLASSIC Tyler Perry executed plot to a real life scenario...which bad for black people everywhere...so, that's awesome too.   photo via imdb.com