Tswift vs. Kendall J. Will Gigi Be BESTIE torn now?!

While Everyone Is Worried About Tay and Ye, We're More Concerned About What  GIGI HADID Is Gonna Do! Is This The End of #KenGi?! 

                

So, while everyone is spending their time what wondering what Taylor Swift and Kimye's next move is going to be, we're like totally concerned about super model/part-time Tswfit and part time Kardashian friend - Gigi Hadid.

Yes, that's right! We're calling this: WHAT WOULD GIGI DO?! But like seriously, what IS Gigi going to do? LOL. Like actually...this is obviously a super serious matter.


So, obviously on Monday shit hit the fan when Kimmy K called out Tay Switfizzle on Snapchat proving once and for all that Taylor Swift is well...what her new Wikipedia page says:

LOL. That person is a genius. 

And a few people came to Taylor Swift's defense (the usual suspects Selena Gomez who literally has no other friends BUT Taylor, Chloe Grace Moretz who is like 19 so WHY? LOL and Ruby Rose, who is a new member to the "squad," we love her but like don't care.)

But besides them...THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Why? Well, because more people in Hollywood actually hate Taylor than like  her. Legit. I mean the girl literally only has her "squad," but that thang changes so much because people be going in and out once they realize Tay is CRAY.

You know, I read a HILAR tweet online that said all of Taylor Swift's friends and ex boy friends should get together and write a song about Taylor and it would be like a bad rendition of "We are the World." LOLOL. AMAZE.  So, true tho.

(And if you're someone who doesn't get that "We are the World" reference or like doesn't know what that is...then you clearly don't even know what GOOD music is...nor are you a Micheal Jackson fan lol.  But naturally, I hyper-linked it just in case...)

But honestly, Taylor would probably respect it because SHE writes songs about people ALL the time! So, you know, she'd probably have like MAD LOVE for a song dedicated to her...

OR NOT...

Character assassination. HA. Well I mean she's kinda right...Kimye TOTALLY assassinated her. Like she gone. AND ALSO if she wanted to "excluded" than she wouldn't be trying to make this worse by sueing Kimye. SO BULL SHIT Tay. You lying again. 

Former "squad" member and now Tay hater, Zendya, along with people like Harry Styles (#formerflame), Haley Baldwin, Katy Perry, Demi Lovato, obv Calvin Harris, and more hinted at siding with Kim by liking TSwift hate media on Monday.

But people who remained quiet? Gigi and good ole British bestie, Cara Delevingne. Hmmm. OBVI both super models are friends with Taylor and were recently spotted at Taylor's forth of a July party in Rhode Island wearing matching swimsuits...

I really can't with the matching swimsuits, but I so really love the swimsuits, so this is tough for me.

And YES. People are spamming Tay's insta with the shit emoji now as opposed to the snakes which her PR team apparently cleared. LOL MIZ. 

SIDE NOTE: WHO and I mean WHO makes their boyfriend (of only like a FEW freaking weeks might I add) wear a freaking "I love T. Swift," tee shirt?! Like WTF?! I'm sorry no self-respecting man would wear that t-shirt.

photo via Pinterest. 

Like even if I was married and had like two kids and a dog, I would never make my husband, fiancee, boyfriend WHATEVER, wear a tee shirt that says I love M.E. Well, I also mainly wouldn't because if my BF is running around with initials that spell out M.E., then people can commonly mistake that for "me" and then people will think he's likeee super self centered, or gay and then we have like a boatload of other issues so that's just a whole different situation BUT you get what I mean.

ANYWAYS

BUT both models are ALSO friends with Kendall Jenner, aka the little Kardash fam member.

photo via Instagram. 

Now, we love us some Cara, and even though she's friends with Taylor, she kinda does her own thang and you know, is British. So, she good. But Gigi...well Gigi is now - KENGI!!! And when you're KENGI, you gotta make sure to keep that "KEN" in your "GI," otherwise a lot of people are gonna be like SO disappointed....and we're talking all those girls who own the "Kengi" tee shirts. LOL.

But seriously, they're such a beautiful model duo...I prefer KENGI over Taylor Swift ANY day, like their basically a celebrity couple. BUT does Gigi feel the same?? Gigi has even been on the Kardashians|!! So, will she continue to hang out with BOTH super famous friends or is Taylor just like too much bad PR right?

Cause honestly, Taylor is like a PR death trap for celebrities right now. GOOD JOB SELENA. LOL.

photo via Twitter

But personally, I think real character assassination would be the death of KENGI...so Gigi, you make the right choice now. And if you happen to inspire for "Bad Blood" two, well at least you've still got a Kardashian on your side, cause now we know what Kim is capable of. LOL.

#IMadeThatBitchFamous

JK THOOO. I actually reeeeally don't care because I like BELLA better anyways. Whoops.

KIM KALLS OUT TSWIFT AND ITS EPIC

Kim Kardashian Calls out Tswift For Being 'Famous'ly Shady About Her Involvement in Kanye's Song

                



THANK GOD!! I mean, it's about time someone called out Tswift for being the Kween of Shade, and I don't mean throwing shade, cause like letz be honest Taylor def isn't good at that, but I mean being a shaddddy fake betch. YUP. I am SO over Taylor playing the victim and acting like this super good girl when really its all just an act and she FAKE as fook. And if you know me...then ya'll know I hate fake bitches. Like, they're up there with those fake Chanel bags you buy on da street in China. (Like they look SOOO real but then you carry it around for a bit and finally start to get used to it and then like BOOM, you're strap breaks.) #NoThankYou.


And I gotta say, I didn't think Kim would be the one to do it, but now, I don't know...I think I have a newfound respect for her? Like, Kim calling out Tswift may have been the best thing she's ever done...and I realize this comes after Kim's recent Forbes cover naming her like the tech goddess of the world or some shiz, but I get it now. LOL.



ANYWAY, we have gathered here today for the #KimExposesTaylorParty, so let's freaking party!! 


SO basically, the deal is, ever since the song "Famous" came out, which is a great song, Taylor Swift has been preaching to the heavens about her innocence LOL and telling people that she was just a freaking Bambi in the head lights and she had NOO idea about the song, and she never communicated with Kanye about it or gave him consent to use her name in the song. OKAY.
 

Alright, so FINE. You couldn't really argue with what she was saying tho because there was no proof.  So, there was obv all this speculation about it and it just got to the point where Kanye looked like the bad guy and Kimmy K West was NOT having it. So, she did what any good wifey would do and set out to protect her hubby by proving ALL of us and TAY TAY wrong.
 #YouGotServed.


 

SOOO if you're one of the not-with-it-peoples who STILL hasn't watched the revealing ass videos with the OJ Simpson amount of evidence that Taylor DID in fact know and said SUUURE to Kanye's song lyric....
OR if you're one of those people who aren't gonna watch the videos because you're a fan of Tswift (okay...) OR if you just don't care...(dats cool tho), then HERE are some quotes from Tay and Ye's recorded telephone convo and I gotta say...Taylor sounds like SUPER thankful that Kanye called to give her the ummm "heads up." (That's one of the things she legit said in the call). 

QUOTES via Buzzfeed:





















Kanye raps the lyric for Taylor over da phone “For all my Southside niggas that know me best, I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex." 

Taylor: “I’m like this close to overexposure.”

Kanye: “Oh well this one is, uh — I think this is a really cool thing to have.”

Taylor: “I know! I mean it’s like a compliment kind of.”

Then later...

“And you know, if people ask me about it,” Taylor says, “I think it would be great for me to be like, ‘Look, he called me and told me about the line before it came out.’ Like, joke’s on you guys, we’re fine. You guys wanna call this a feud, you wanna call this throwing shade. But right after the song comes out, I’m gonna be on a Grammy red carpet and they’re gonna ask me about it. And I’m gonna be like, ‘He called me.’“

RIGHHHHTT....

BUT of course, we ALL know that's NOT how it went down at ALL. Taylor turned herself into the victim per usual and she denied ever talking to Kayne pre-Famous. And NOW, to be expected, Taylor is turning herself into the victim yet again saying that Kim shouldn't have recorded the phone call and that she didn't know Kanye was going to call her a 'bitch' in the song. 

OKAY TAYLOR...

1. NO Kim prob shouldn't have recorded the call, but that being the first thing you're pointing just makes you look reeeal guilty as if you had something to hide like IDK shady people...

2. YES, Kanye didn't say anything about the 'bitch' line on the phone call, I'll give you that. But why are you like SO worked up over him calling you a bitch? Like this isn't high school honey. It's a word, get over it. And you looking like you care so much just makes you look like you're super super insecure. ALSO you obviously gave him consent for the SEX line sooo like I don't see how bitch is worse than that? Character assassination? You gave consent to the sex part so if being call a bitch is the assassination part, then you need to chill. Try and file a defamation suit but that didn't werk for Lindsay Lohan vs Pitbull and it ain't gonna work for you.  

3. AND LASTLY YOU LIED ABOUT NOT EVEN HAVING IN INVOLVEMENT with the song...which is shady enough for me. 

#GirlBye. 



So, okay, okay, to be fair, this whole thing tho is just 100% A MESS. Like THIS is what has happened on social media since this morning: 

I mean yeah, it might as well be a dramatic episode of Glee. LOL. 

And ya Khloe may have gone likeeee a little bit toooooo far with dis pic of CGM tweeted this: 

Everyone in this industry needs to get their heads out of a hole and look around to realize what's ACTUALLY happening in the REAL world

And Khloe responded with this...yikes:  


Is this the a hole you're referring to @ChloeGMoretz ???



Yeah and the AWK thing is...that's like not even Chloe....WHOOPS 


But ya the truth is da truth. And I don't like love Kim, but I mean COME ON PEOPLE - you either a fake bitch or a crazy bitch when you have THAT many ex-friends and ex-boyfriends who don't have ONE good word to say about you! Like, that doesn't mean you're a chill person. Means you shady. 






LOL HARRY. #IAintSorry 




HAHA okay, sorry sorry, how dare I even bring Beyonce into this mess. My mistake.





OH PS. NY POST did a poll - Team Kanye or Team Taylor? 

Kanye is winning.
#IMadeThatBitchFamous

Ben and Lauren - Happily Ever After?

Just When You Thought Ben and Lauren Couldn't Get Anymore BACH Basic...

Just when you thought Ben and Lauren couldn't get anymore BACH basic...they're coming BACK to basic cable!! WHOOHOO!! Lolz.

That's right. For those of you who didn't get their Ben Higgins fix during the Bachelor's 20th season, you'll be able to enjoy more of him and his basic batch relationship with his season winner and now apparent fiancée, Lauren B! 

The show, titled "Ben and Lauren: Happily Ever After," which is set to air in October on our new favorite channel,Freeform (LOL), will follow the Bachelor love birds as they plan their pending nuptials (IF they make it to marriage, super risky ABC haha), and apparently Ben's budding political career? 

WHAT?!!

Ben in politics?! Trust me, I know what you're ALL thinking because I'm thinking the same thing - there is NO way in hell that Ben could be a successful politician. Why? Well because the poor guy is like WAAAY to NICE, and like way to ethnically moral. LOL. I mean who breaks down and tells two girls that they love them just to make the one who is DEF going home feel better?! 

LOL. Its okay though, it worked out for the best for Jojo. But STILL, Ben is not politics material. He may look good in a suit, which I mean YUP he does, but that's about it. Maybe he could be like the mayor of  his super small town tho? That'd be cute. But I am sensing that's as far as he could go. He can't really play dirty. Neither can Lauren B, who apparently, according to Entertainment Weekly, will be focusing on "molding her identity" on the reality show. 

UMM WHAT?? Excuseeee me??

What does that mean?! I'll tell you what it means, it means girl has def quit being a flight attendant to do this show and galavant into the sunset with Ben and now she has no real career and will probably use this TV platform to become like a fashion blogger or something...basic. LOL. 

The flight attendant facade. We see RIGHT through you're little game Lauren. 

#FashionBlogging. 

UGH. I think I would rather watch Juan Pablo's Bachelor season on repeat than watch this show....

Like WHO IS YOU?! #IssOkay

LOL JK JK! I wouldn't wish that on anyone. It's too bad most of us actually sat through that awful season. But the one great thing did come out of that season: Andi Dorfman.  Duh. 

LOL. STAHHPP.  #KWEEN. 

But in all seriousness, I will probably watch the show no matter how boring Ben and Lauren are together. Why? Cause clearly I have a thing for watching Bachelor-related TV series. This show is basically if "Bachelor in Paradise" and Ben and Lauren's instagram had a baby...that's litttttterally what this is. 

Who's reeeady for MORE of THIS?!!!

And if I am gonna watch THAT, I'd honestly rather watch a show centered around Sean and Catherine! 

AWWWW LOVE.

I mean HELLOO they're a LEGIT happily married Bach couple, AND they have a baby on the way! Plus they're like SUPER entertaining and way more fun. Anyone else wanna get that show up and running with me?? Like, I'll help produce it I don't care. LOL. 

Likeeee WAY more fun. 

It's a damn shame that I love weddings though, so I am curious to see how Lauren is gonna plan hers...damn it. #TheBachelorForever. 

Yup, there is Andi. There sure is. 
I'm pretty sure I'll be team Andi forever. 

Taylor Swift: Serial DATER Strikes AGAIN!

TSwift clearly doesn’t know WHAT the word 'single' means unless it’s referring to topping charts...

Welp, this JUST in – Taylor Swift has claimed another victim and this time it’s none other than the dashing Tom Hiddleston. Swoon?! YES. He’s great. But the issue?  UM, Taylor.  Girl has the MOST ridiculous dating track record like I think, EVER. 

Cause WHO goes from dating a high school junior (Connor Kennedy, LITERALLY he was a junior at my prep school, Deerfield, Deerfield ra, ra, ra!) To dating wanna-be rock stars in boy bands like Harry Styles and Joe Jonas, to a much older Jake Gyllenhaal and OH don’t forget John Mayer, AND then a Scottish DJ like ALL WITHOUT A BREAK?!!!! Yikes. And not ONE of these relationships lasted longer than year might I add…and if they did, they STILL ended and she moved on to the next without a thought.

SO, now betch just broke up – and we’re talking like two weeks ago, with Calvin Harris and now she’s caught smooching on the beach with Tommy boy as if they have literally been dating FOREVER. Like they’re taking freaking SELFIES ON THE BEACH…I’m sorry, but you’re NOT taking selfies, and cuddling/making out on rocks by the ocean (LOL CAKE BY THE OCEAN…little Joe Jonas there another former EX for ya) with someone who you’ve supposedly ONLY been with for two weeks…like there’s no way. I mean  unless of course this relationship with Tom OVERLAPPED with Calvin, which is WHY they maybe broke up? IDK JUST SAYING. But, then again we’re taking about Taylor Swift here. She doesn’t really know WHAT the word single means unless it’s referring to topping charts.

Gif via Perez Hilton. 

The girl has a serious serial dating issue and it’s only a matter of time before she rips out the heart of poor Tommy boy and she’s just on the next. And sure, there are those people who are reading this and are mega TSwift fans, which is whatever, but let’s be real, Calvin Harris apparently broke up with the girl because she “boring” and “needy,” his words NOT mine, but I don’t disagree. She clearly craves constant attention because if she didn’t she would be umm “taking some time for herself” after breaking apart from a SERIOUS relationship.

AND BY THE WAY – just days before these lovely engagement-like photos came out of Taylor and Tom (LOL that’s cute, T&T, where have we heard that before?  OH when she dated TAYLOR LAUTNER maybe?!), Swift’s  PR team released a statement saying that Taylor was in fact: “taking some time for herself.” SO clearly that was a HUGE FAT LIE, because from what it looks like, Taylor and Tom are planning their wedding…JK tho on the wedding front because honestly I don’t see Taylor really making it that far…she has yet to find that one person to stick and if you ask any of her exes, they’ve got noting swell to say about the “Bad Blood” pop star…like nothing.

THEN AGAIN there is the rumor that Taylor's PR crew PLANNED the Tom photoshoot and suuure you could say that maybe Calvin is just jealous, OR he’s actually just scared for his life because his relationship with Taylor was mostly likely hell. Aggressive? Nah. What’s aggressive is Taylor’s track record.

I give this relationship less than six months before she’s on the next.

Really excited for that Calvin Harris hate album though. God forbid she tries to make some EDM dance songs. LOLzzz.

LULZZZZ. 

MET GALA 2016: Le Best and Worst Looks!

THE BEST and WORST from the 2016 MET GALA

Last night was the first Monday in May, or as we fashion and entertainment obsessive like to call it - MET Gala Monday. OR...the Oscars of fashion. That's right, every year, fashion and entertainment's most elite get together and marvel at each other's fabulousness on the grander of the MET museum stairs all because well, Anna Wintour invited them. Lovely.

One of the world's most exclusive parties, always features an awesome fashion theme that celebrates the current fashion collection inside the MET. This year's theme was Manus vs. Machina. And that confuses you then think of it this way, handmade fashion vs. technology, OR fashion in the age of technology, which is what it was most explained as. So with that theme comes a lot of handmade and technically made gowns and outfits from hand sewn flowers, to laser cut fabrics, to of course, a lot of embellishments and metallics.

Now, in general most of the outfits were like pretty...people looked good. But was there a show stopping Rihanna in yellow look last night? Ehhh NO. At least in my opinion there was not. And Rihanna knew which is why she instaed a pic of Rihanna MET Gala impersonators in Times Square. LOL. Love you Ri. Though Beyonce was named Best Dressed by Vanity Fair, I think Claire Danes might have been the closest to Ri's greatness, but that's it.

LOL. SO EPIC. 

Anyway here we go with top and worst looks for last night's fashionable soiree!

BEST 

photos via

The Most "LIT" Gowns - LOL GET IT?!
These were my two FAVORITE gowns of the night. I die for anything big, chiffon, embellished, and sparkly, so these two nailed for me. AND the best part?! THEY LIGHT UP AHHH. Claire Danes' gown was glow in the dark which is like SO epic, and Karolina's changed colors...like the flowers changed when they were on. Super cool party people to me.

Karolina Kurkova in Marchesa. 



Claire Danes in Zac Posen. 
"Excuse me? Have seen Cinderella? OHHH nevermind - found her!"



The Best Metallics 
Well all of these looks are awesome. We love silver, we love metallic, we love bead work, all of it. Taylor Swifts wins when it comes to nailing the theme. Her hand craft Louis Vuitton dress is so epic with her retro, latex looking heels. Now if you know me you know that as an artist, I don't love Tswift, but I do LOVE her new look. I wasn't buying the whole bad girl gal thing but this platinum blonde look with all these dark lip looks and edgy fashion risks she's been taking - I love it. Poppy, Jordan, you guys are just epic in your own right and they look stunning.

Taylor Swift in Louis Vuitton. 



Poppy Delevingne in Marchesa. 



Jordan Dunn in Balmain. 




The Michael Kors Kidz. 
I feel like people under-estimate MK, but he makes great red carpet looks and I love both of these dresses. First of all Wilde NAILED the theme by wearing this embellished black gown with the furistic, accents. I love the bold, metal choker and my favorite thing was the pony-tail hair piece which was the same metal choker. Serious ZEON vibes and I loved it. And then Zendaya just look breath taking in this gold color. Ugh, wow.

Olivia Wilde.



Zendaya. 

Just The 

BEST 

Kate Bosworth in Dolce and Gabbanna. 
I mean all I have to say about this is...what a freaking goddess. She just looks luminescent it's amazing. She actually may be me favorite of the night. Bravo Kate!!



Kendall Jenner in Versace. 
The model, who normally rocks Calvin Klein, surprised everyone when she rolled up in this Versace gown. But the mod, what looks like laser cut dress, is just so sexy yet elegant on her. And that Estee Lauder fresh face really helps to balance the harshness of the dress lines. Loooove it. Guess they don't pay her the big bucks for nothing.



Beyonce in Givenchy. 
"I'm so reckless when I wear my Givenchy dress..."

YES BEY SLAY. Obv the Queen showed up to the Gala OBV rocking Givenchy, OBV without Jay Z, and OBV rocking freaking latex in the most sophisticated way possible. It's likeee can anyone else do that?! No. Can anyone else try? Sure...but you prob look like a damn fool. LOL. She's wearing EMBELLISHED LATEX PEOPLE. Think about it. It's freaking awesome.



"You know you're that bitch when you cause all this conversation...."

I mean TRUE. All HAIL.

Allison Williams in Peter Pilotto. 
I don't like "Girls," but I freaking love this dress. It's SO cool. She looks like a freaking sexy Father Time...LOL. Okay that sounds odd, but her dress looks like the inside of a clock - the detailing is absurd and I love the side cut out with the one shoulder. Ugh. Nailed it. Theme, elegance, everything.

Willow and Jaden in Chanel. 
When I instagramed "Note to self, try to be as cool as Willow and Jaden on the MET ball red carpet," I was NOT kidding people. Like they look SO fabulous, they're like the new Mary-Kate and Ashley...or "Sister, Sister" whatever you. You get it.



LIIFEEE! THEY ARE GIVING ME LIFEEE. This IS fashion ladies and gents. 

Nicole Kidman in Alexander McQueen. 
Saw this dress on the McQueen runway during London fashion week and died. I freaking love this dress. Tom Cruise and Keith Urban marriages aside...Nicole made a comeback in this dress.



Lupita in Calvin Klein. 
Sequins? Check. Hair piece? Check. Looks goon in just about anything and everything on the red carpet? Check. I hate the color green and Luptia reeally makes me wanna wear it...like ALL the time. THAT's fashion inspiration right there.

WORST 

Kerry Washington in Marc Jacobs.
Ummm...yeah. Okay, I LOVE Kerry. I hate putting her on these lists, but while I don't really completely hate her all black look, I just don't like the hair. And it's not even the color of the hair that bothers me I think the color is cool it's just the styling of it. I mean the whole curly thang makes the WHOLE look like a Bellatrix LeStrange costume....yep. Now you see it and you don't like it either.

Mary Kate and Ashley...(mainly Mary-Kate). 
AHHHH!! Okay, so we ALL love MK and Ashley. I mean they are THE fashion gurus of the fashion gurus, but every since they have become fashion royalty with all they A-list lines, it's like they don't care to dress up or look FUN anymore! Like and they look SOO OLD. Mary-kate looks like she's a withering 40 year old. It's NOT okay that Beyonce looks younger and she's like ten years older. I mean I know black don't crack but MK looks wack. Ashley doesn't look awful.

Emma Stone in Versace. 
Ugh, Emma. I love you, but I hate this. Like really hate this. This looks like a Game of Thrones costume or something. I just don't like it at all. Her hair looks nice though.



Madonna in Givenchy. 
I just don't even think I have to say to much about this. Madonna's boobs are out and her butt is out. I mean sure, it's covered in aggressive less, but like still. It's awkward. She's like old...and I totally love Madonna and think she's great but THIS Givenchy and Beyonce's Givenchy is like extremely different. I mean of course Madonna is basically wearing a costume, like Gaga is, but Gaga looks better. Ugh, what would Prince say?!

Nicki Minaj in Moschino. 
SOOO I get IT because it's Moschino. But I hate it. All the buckles, ew. This is like the wrong way to do latex. Nicki did took a cute pic of her and Bey inside the gala and made the caption "You ain't married to no average bitch BOY. Shade to all them N*ggas out there!" SO that, I agree with. The outfit...not so much.

Selena Gomez in Louis Vuitton. 
BLEHHH. I hate this. She looks like a European school girl in the 1920s. Post WWI lost of grander and their estate. LOL I am totally turning this into a Downton Abbey episode, but that's really how I feel about this look. Freaking Mary Crawley looked better during the war that Selena does in this outfit. Sorry.

Lala Anthony in Nicolas Jebran. 
Pretty bead work, but I don't looove it. WHY are the sleeves SO big?! It's awful and I mean awful. She looks like one of those red and black poisonous snake. LOL. But yeah, hate it. Carmelo looked better. #CuseLove.

Demi Lovato in Moschino. 
So when everyone confuses your MET gala dress for vintage Versace and it's NOT vintage Versace, it's Moschino, then you have a problem. This dress was not the worst of the red carpet dresses, but it's just not great. This is one of the few times I am not down for sequins....or yellow.

Emma Watson in Calvin Klein. 
Now, I know how much Emma loves her pants, but I don't love these pants. There is like TOO much going on with this. It's a corset, it's not a corset, it's pants, but it's a dress, there's a belt, there's not a belt. I mean WHAT is going on?! If an outfit needs THAT much explaining then it's not a good outfit. Can't really defend this one.

Katie Holmes in Zac Posen. 
Like Madonna and Beyonce's same designer ensembles, THIS Zac Posen is very different from the Claire Danes Zac Posen we saw. Likeee when you show up to the MET gala looking like that little girl from the ring...quite frankly if I was Suri, I would be terrified. Hope there wasn't a well inside.

SJP in Monse. 
Hello, good afternoon Sir. Are we in 17th century France? Or is it just me? SJP can do what she wants on these red carpets and she knows it. SO she wears this. So we like it? No. Are we gonna let it slide...basically. Why? Ugh, cause she's Carrie. Carrie would prob wear this to the MET ball too. I miss her Oscar de la Renta look of 2014. WAH.



Great shoes tho.