Best and Worst Dress On A Scale of 1 to Miz (1 Being The Best and Miz Just Being...well, miz. Miz Scale 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - miz. )
ABOVE MIZ.
Miley Cyrus
Miley killed it in this chic, simple white Versace suit with the classic golden pins. She just turned 21 and she showed up at the AMAs in this white suit saying: HEY, IM HERE, IM MILEY...aaand get excited for be GIGANTIC cat performance! And I mean, I bought it.Scale rating: 2.
Selena Gomez
Now, I STILL think her face looks like a child's, I mean she looks the same way she did when she was 16...it's like hard for me to take her seriously singing songs like "Come And Get It" and wearing plunge neck lines...but she rocks this jump suit. I'm a fan. Does she look older? Nah...but she looks hot none the less. Scale rating: 2.
Ciara
I mean...this girl has been killing it at every award show thus far. It's like she chopped off her hair and the blonde bob just made her like the fiercest human being ever and I LOVE it. This shear J. Mendal gown is sexual perfection. I can't deal. Scale rating: 1.
Tswift
Never her #1 fan...but, I am a fan of this. Taylor KILLS it in this dress. Not only does she look super skinz (which I mention in ma "Skinny Bitches" post might I add), the gold and silver is like a hot metallic suit of armor and styled with her rocker waves is flawless. Scale rating: 1.
Now for the - MIZ.
Lady Gaga
I mean I love Gaga and leave it to her to always, always wear something shocking but this likee... what? Or more like...why? The Mona Lisa is already miz in person because when you finally make it through the Louvre to see it, its like SO small...so no one needs to like, print it on fabric and wear it around...do they? No. Scale rating: miz.
Ke$ha
Kesha is also someone else who dresses crazy, I personally like her hair I think her face and everything looks hot, but the reason why this is miz is because for once she's trying to appear classy and it's just like failing...like what IS this dress? I'm so confused. I think I'm quoting her when I say "Take It Off." Scale rating: 4.
Heidi Klum
They obviously forgot to mention to Heidi that her dress went through the shredder before hitting the red carpet. It's all over the place. I wanna rip the hanging piece of fabric like off that one sleeve at least. Scale rating: miz.
