The Top Things We Were Thinking During The Missy Elliott - I MEAN Katy Perry Halftime Show...
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So I don't hate Katy Perry, at all. If fact, I mean I like her, like she's super cool, but I just thought last night's half time show was completely and totally underwhelming. I mean there was no real WOW factor about it. Katy looked great, but ahhhh but Missy 100% stole the show for me. Didn't really love Missy's new weave, but I was so pumped to hear "Work It" after likeee SOO many years...too many years Missy, it's been to long. Oh, and Lenny was great too. What a man.
So let's just be honest with ourselves - here are the top things you (or maybe just me and my friends) were thinking during the "Katy Perry" halftime show....
1. Ohhh, so she's riding in on a lion for "Roar...." I get it. I guess, that's cool.
2. What what is she wearing? That looks uncomfortable...is she gonna take that off?
3. It's like fire...right? Why is she on fire?
4. She's gonna take that off right...like it HAS to come off at some point...she can't wear that the whole time. It looks awk.
5. OHH there's Lenny!!! He looks great. He just drips sex.
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Bow down bitches.
7. Like WHY is Katy still wearing this fire thing? Is she supposed to be like Lenny's girl on fire like in the Hunger Games? Is this supposed to ironic? Am I thinking to much about this?!
8. This is TOTALLLY just like the hunger games...except I liked Jennifer Lawrence's fire outfit better...
9. Hmmm dancing palm trees? Beach balls? SHARKS?!! Oh gawd. California girls much?
10. OH, thank god she took it off the fire thing, but now she's wearing beach balls. Ugh.
11. Ugh these dancing sharks tho. I feel like I am tripping. LOL she's right - this DOES looks like a scene out of that old show we used to watch as kids....Bananas and Pajamas...ahahahahahaaha
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12. They should have told us if they wanted us to be on acid before this performance.
13. A Katy Perry concert could easillyyy be mistaken for Disney on Ice....
14. Ugh, Disney On Ice...kids on acid...AHH, I don't know, I can't think.
15. LOL, word on the street is the polka dot bikinis are DIG to Taylor's Swift according to Hollywoodlife.com....like why does she hate Tswift so much??
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16. I miss Beyonce. Is Lenny coming back? OHHHHHHH MISSSSSYYYYYYY!!
17. OOOOOH I remember the days! Her and Ciara. OOOO 1, 2. Step.
18. Remember that AmAzeee girl who you to dance in ALL her music videos?! Ahh, Disney Channel again.
19. LEMME WORK IT, from ma dang down flip and reeeeeverseeeeeeee it!!
20. WAHHH MISSSY where have you BEEN?!! WE MISS(Y) YOU!
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Katy performs so much better when she is like not dancing...
21. OH Katy's back. Ugh. Like BYE forever MISSY?!! Until next time? When will that be? Ten super bowls from now?!! UGHH.
22. OOOH that's a pretty dress though - love the stars.
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23. Obv, firework is the last song.
24. Ohhh shizz she's gonna fly over the crowd on the tiny platform AHHH! Is she strapped in?!! I'd be scared shit list. No shame. (Just like I love "Dark Horse"...no shame).
25. Annnnd BOOM there go the fire works. These are pretty.
26. I think the most exciting thing were the fireworks, during "Firework," and I gotta say, that's not saying much seeing as though that was pretty predictable....
27. Oh, is it over? So, that was it. It's done? Ehhhh....
28. Will the Patriots try and deflate those beach balls? WILL Katy Perry care?
29. So, let's see....in that half time show performance we went from the Hunger Games, to Bananas in Pajamas, to Disney on Ice...
30. Did Diplo see this performance? Ugh, I miss Beyonce.
In OTHER news....Bruce Jenner is in fact transiting into a woman. So then, there's that.
HAPPY SUPER BOWL 49 everyone!!!!!
