"Conscious Uncoupling" NOOOO! Gwyneth and Chris End Their 10 Year Marriage!!! UGH THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF MIZZZ
NOOOO! LIKE WHAT?!! UGH. Is anyone else devestated?! I'm devestated. I mean like, 10 years of marriage?! 10 YEARS. Okay, okay, ten years isn't reeeally a long time. I mean it IS, but like, come on. Your parents, my parents, normal parents are married for likeee 20 plus. BUT, 10 years in Hollywood is like 100 years and is pretty legit. Like now, all we have left is like Freddy Prince Jr. and Sarah Michelle Geller! And Will and Jada, aaaaand Rita and Tom (who, I mean I die for). OH and the best: Keira Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon. HOLLA back. They're fab.
Anyways, back to the main issue here. Ugh, this is so sad. It's sad because I thought they were like, so perfect for each other. Like, they were both soo skinzz, and regal looking, and blonde, and super chic, yet trendy, and had like weird lifestyles that alot of people weren't really about (aka Gwyneth not allowing her kids to play with plastic toys and the fact they are gluteen free...like that's a tad bizaree Gwyn), but that's WHY they were like SO perfect together. Like, whose gonna live in their little London flat?! (British accent obv). ALSO they were obv like SO successful together. Between two of them the couple had, one Oscar, one Emmy, and 7 Grammys. #success. (Even though I always forget what Gwyn won her Oscar for, but then I realized it was "Shakespeare In Love." What a greeat movie).
You know who's probably like more upset than we are?! UM BEY AND JAY! Likee Bey, Jay, Chris, and Gwyn were SO great. Power couple city. SO much swag, it was hard to deal with. Like what now???? I mean Justin and Jessica B are trying to hang, but it's not the same. (Also, how long do we think those two are gonna stay together?! Like there's another singer/actress combo. Hmm...)
NOOOO.
NOOOOO. AHH!
photo Via PerezHilton.com I MEAN DUHH!
According to TMZ.com, Gwyn annouced the couples seperation on her website "GOOP." Well, that's interesting and released a statement saying:
"It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We
have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some
of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we
have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we
will remain separate."
MIZ.
Of course, she further explained that they will "always be a family" and love each other yada yada, but there was some shady shiz about the purchase of a house that the couple just bought. The two reportedly dropped like 14 mil on slick, new pad about a month ago. Rumor has it that the pad is a divorce pad for hubby Chris...that they bought, like, ahead of time. I meannn, a little weird, but would you complain??
FULL TMZ.com Article HERE
Well, I hope they can work something out for the kids, which I am sure they will because if we all know Gwyn, we know she doesn't want any kind of unhealthy life for her kids. (Even if it is filled with Goop...LoLzz, sorry I had too.)
Photo Via GOOP. UGH but THIS photo IS PERFECT. This photo has officially made me more miz...don't stare at it for too long.
