Andi and Josh are DUNZOOO!!!! AHH!!! But, Are You Like Surprised...? (I mean....)
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WELL, I think it's safe to say that it's not JUANurary anymore. Ahh, yes. Last year this time, girls and Bach fans all over were gasping in excitement for the Juan Pablo's infamous Bachelor season where we were introduced to the lovely Andi Dorfman...soon to be known as the girl walked away from Juan, basically calling him what he is - a jerk.
Andi's popularity only grew and it was like soo inevitable that Andi was to become the next Bachelorette. And let's be real, Andi was like the BEST Bachelorette. She was hot, successful, jewish, and real. We loved it. So, last May, when Andi's season came to a close, it was SO obvious that her leading man was going to be Josh, and Josh it was. The happy couple were like SO happy for the almost ten months they were together, but alas, another Bachelor couple bites the dust.
Yesterday, #BachelorNation was disheartened to hear the news that only two days after their very public red carpet appearance at the season premiere of Chris' new Bachelor season, Andi and Josh have officially called off the engagement and called it quits. SO, are you surprised??! Well, let's put it this way, Andi and Josh's relationship, which seems so natural, as if they were lit perfect for each other. Was I surprised that the two would called it quits so soon? Yes. Again, cause they truly appeared to be like SO happy. But, was I surprised that the couple didn't last? Nope.
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Lemme break it down for ya. I personally feel likeee Andi really wanted this relationship to work because let's be real, her and Josh look great together! (I mean they also kinda look like brother and sister...but they do look great together). I think Andi wanted the relationship to work obv, but likee Josh...is a douche. Yeah he's hot no doubt about that, but like he LITT only cares about baseball...even though he like doesn't play anymore. AND he's like 200% jealous of his brother's pro football career hands down. I think Josh like loves Andi cause she hot and fab, but like he just loves his baseball bat more. And when you're in that situation with guy? What can you?!! You gotta leave him. PLUS SIDE NOTE: Josh was one of the guys who lied the most during that episode when the guys had to take the lie detector test...and Andi was stupid and said she didn't wanna know the results...but like she SHOULD HAVE! It's shady that he lied that much! Right?! Just sayin...
So, what's next up for Andi? I don't know. Maybe a career in fashion after she walked the Bach red carpet on Monday with a dress that she made herself with $15 dollars worth of fabric...YEAH. You get em.
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With $15 dollars, can YOU look like this??
I like really want Andi to find love so I think ABC should invest in a Bachelor spin off called - "Bach Besties: Nikki Ferrel and Andi Dorfman Find Love!" Am right, or am I right? Now, that Juan and Josh are dunzo, these two besties are SINGLEEEE!! Can I get a Beyonce melody up in here?!
Third wheeling no more Niki...
#BACHBesties
So, the Bach couples still kickin?
OBV Sean and Catherine...LITERALLY THEY'RE SO PERFECT. If you don't follow them on insta YA SHOULD. I mean you may vom, cause like they do everything together and they're so in love. I swear if they ever break up, I would actually be genuinely upset.
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Chris and Des...another couple that could mistakenly look like bro and sis, but they are both super cute together cause the lit have like the same personality. They're both so sweet. I mean she designs jewelry, he writes poetry, it works. The two are expected to be getting married Sean and Catherine style this month.
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