BABY MAMA: Mila and Ashton Are Pregnant !! What A Ridiculously Good Looking Baby This Is Gonna Be...
Soo, Mila isn't preggers in this pic...it's just like an awk camera angle...oopz?
Back in the fall of 2012, there were rumors that Mila was pregnant with boyfriend, Ashton Kutcher's baby. Well, back then the rumors turned out to be false. Flash forward basically two years later and the couple are happily and engaged AND apparently pregnant fooor reeeal this time! AWW.
Can you imagine if this had happened on That 70's Show?!! Aw, I wonder what their character selves, Jackie and Michael think of the good news? I wonder what all their former co-stars think about the good news? (Speaking of former That 70's players, I am pretty excited for Laura Prepon to come back aka the return of Orange is the New Black this summer...yeee)
Aw, gotta love da 70's.
Anyways, yeah, so sources have confirmed that this blissful news about the happy couple is indeed true. Babyy Ashton is on the wayyy! Oh, wait, or baby Mila? I'm not gonna make a celeb couple name for them because both their names are like kindaaa aggress solo. We don't need any babies named likee "Mishton" or something....ew.
According to E! News, though Mila is newly preggers, she has a new gig as the new spokesperson for Jim Bean Bourbon. Well, thats great news income wise for the happy couple, but the actress will clearly not be able to drink any of her employers product for awhile. Ugh, miz. Pregnancy: aka da liquor diet.
I feel like for most couples these days, first comes love, then comes the baby and the baby carriage...and then marriage is likee maybe, kinda, not really...well if we do it, let's try not to get divorced. Right?! Stars such as Kristen Cavallari, Kristen Bell, Jessica Simpson, and of course, (cough, cough) Kim K, have had children I guess you can say "outa wedlock" (lol) likee before the whole marriage thing. Then you have the Brad and Angie type couple who have like, you know, a bunch of kids, cheaper by the dozen style, and have yet to get married. #trendy.
Hmm, well I can't wait to see what this baby looks like! I'm sure he or she is just going to be adorable. Such a stunna. I am for one am very excited about it. To baby...uhh...Mila/Aston! May your name devoid that of a fruit, color, or direction! (Emphasis on the direction...color exception is obv Bey's Blue, obv).
Yeah, we're all happy for ya.
