WAIT...Kaitlyn Had Sex With WHO?!!!...ohhh....

Why The "Most Dramatic" Episode Of The Bachelorette Was Actually Likeee SUPER Underwhelming...(Aka NOT Dramatic At All...) 

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Yeah...this is how I felt pretty much the whole episode. Just like this...

WARNING: Spoilers ahead...if you haven't seen the episode yet...

So, last night we were ALL excited for the BIG "sex scandal" episode of the Bachelorette, mainly because we ALL (and don't lie you were soooo curious) wanted to see who da FOOK Kaitlyn literally could not wait for the fantasy suite to have sex with. WHO could be that worthy?!

Yes, we were all so excited to see who Kaitlyn was gonna give it up for (not that she's a virg...she's def not a virg, lol). Everyone had their own opinions of who the lucky man was going to be, but I was pretty much banking on it being Shaw B...aka "Calvin Harris and Ryan Gosling's love child" - a perfect quote by Andi Dorfman...the lovely former/best Bachelorette herself. I mean Kaitlyn and Shawn have such amazeee chemistry and he already told her that he loves her and she was like melting...I mean, I would be too, the man is flawless. So, I was really ready to see this Shawn and Kaitlyn sexy time, not gonna lie...

But people though, people suck. Of course people are getting all riled up about Kaitlyn having sex before the fantasy suite, but I've said before, so what? It happens all the time, we just don't know about it until people like Brittany Robertson's from Ben's Bachelor season, come out and talk about it later on. SO, if Kailtyn wants to get it on before the fantasy suite, I say let her do her...I mean if she was the Bachelor...this prob wouldn't even be that big of a deal. The only thing I had an issue with was Kaitlyn NOT having sex with Shawn...but with NICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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MY EYESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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Even Andi wanted it to STAAHHP....

Nick also went to Twitter to defend himself...

Ugh, MIZ. Like, I think everyone was just kinda like...you know...WTF KAITLYN?!! Plus, I did not think she would have sex with Nick, because you would think that Nick wouldn't want any more hate, I mean that's a joke right? He gave Andi shit for having sex with him in the fantasy suite, called her out on national television, and then goes an has sex with Kaityn waaaaay BEFORE the fantasy suite??! I. do. not. get. it. DO YOU?! Kaitlyn then said she felt sooo guilty the day after and I was like I mean, hopefully about the Nick part...AND the fact that Shawn could possibly be leaving cause he's pissed...that's worth feeling really guilty over.

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 Yeah, I'd be pretty miz if Shawn wanted to leave also...way to give it up for Nick tho. 

So, really it's not even WTF Kaitlyn (well, it's still WTF the Kaitlyn because we still don't get why she likes him so much), but it's really like WTF Nick?! He obv does not give a shit. Which, I guess has him winning...but for the rest of us, we were just all like EW. This SUCKS. Am I right?

OTHER MIZ SHIZ THAT HAPPENED...

Ian leaving. 
Ian left and he was quite huffy.  Hmmm huffy isn't exactly the word, it's more like cocky, douchy, and assholely. He told Kaitlyn she has shallow and all this stuff about not wanting to wait in line to plow her field yada yada, but all I was hearing was a cocky asshole who is desperately seeking to be the next Bachelor, but he def blew that chance. He really represented Deerfield though, totally lived up to the Deerfield-Ivy-League traditional asshole stereotype though, so way to keep that alive and well. The only thing Ian was right about was saying that he question her intentions for bringing Nick in, which I mean, don't we all?

hehehe Ian's LinkedIn photo...despite his asshole outburst, he's a very impressive guy.

JJ Staying. 
WHY AND I MEAN WHY IS JJ STILL THERE?! He should have gone home with Clint a looong ass time ago. He just sucks. More people were tweeting about JJ staying than her mistake of sending sweet little Joshua home. So miz.

The coffin, I mean wake date. 
Ugh...poor Ben Z. The whole pretending Kaitlyn was dead thing wasn't exactly funny to him, but it actually wasn't funny at all...it was well, miz. And weird. And miz.

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Jared, the restaurant manager getting the group date rose. 
If I was Shawn B, I would have been SO pissed about last night's episode too. I mean first, you basically find out that Kaitlyn screwed Nick, which is miz, then you go all out on the group date and show her your family album pics and she loves them, but then she gives the rose to the restaurant owner kid with kinda a creepy face? Ugh! And he's the one that gets to dance to the Cranberries all night long?! **GASP** What's WRONG with you Kaitlyn?! Andi feels the same way...

Probably the truest statement of the evening.

Soo, was this supposedly dramatic episode entertaining??? Um, no. Not really. I actually found myself to be quite bored. Oh well! There's always next week!