YO Solange, Imma Let You Finish...BUT Jay Z Finaally Accepted Kanye's Offer to Be His Best Man - Thanks to Baby North And The "Nori Clause" #BallSoHard
Alright, who's ready to watch the throne at the alter?!! Oh wait - JK. We WONT be watching what goes down at the alter...that's right. Apart from all the shiz that Jay Z has been dealing with with Bey's sister Solange, he has formally accepted Kanye's offer to be his best man at his upcoming wedding to Kim. (Kim announced last week that the members of her wedding party will just be her sisters). Ooooh, does Paris know what it's in for? The French are DEF gonna hate us more than they already do.
Now, why is this a big deal/ why do we care? Well Jay
and Beyoncé had originally stated that they obv wanted to attend the
wedding, but not if it meant being on television...aka on E! Aka on a
reality show...which, is obviously beneath hip hop royalty OBV. As it
should be. But thanks to a little something called "The Nori Clause," in
Kim/Kanye's "Keeping Up" contact which yes, I'm SO serious about, the
couple do NOT have to film anything for the reality show that has to do
with baby Nori and seeing as though Nori is in the wedding...that counts as
something with baby Nori which means, they do NOT have to film it.
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She's likee SO cute doe...#daddysgirl
Therefore, Kanye wins! He gets to have his best man, and the wedding
doesn't have to be apart of the reality series. Yes! Cause let's be
real, Kanye def did NOT want to be on TV either...I bet Kim is like
kinda miz about it because after all, the show IS HER CAREER and this is
supposedly the most important day of her life, (for the third time) but,
whatever Kanye wants, he gets. He's def the diva in the relationship,
which I realize is def a relationship of two divas. Welp, I hope Kanye and
Jay sing Otis as the wedding song...too much?
Nah...
Best bitches in Paris.
One thing that I do find funny though, is that while Kanye
and Jay z are attached at the hip, Beyoncé and Kim are likeee...not. The
two are clearly cordial because of their men, but they are by no means
besties.
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Bey and Kim = AWK city...
Just recently Beyoncé and Kim bumped into each other
at the same dermatologist office and it was reported that the two said
hello, shared a quick friendly embrace, made small talk aaaaand that was
it. Obviously Kim wants to suck up to Bey, mainly cause she wants to be
her, and for career reasons, but I just advise Kim not to try so hard
it's not like Jay or Bey are gonna produce an album for you...anyone
remember that ONE time when Kim came out with the WORST single ever?!!
I do...
Buuuut, just in case you don't...
