On A Scale of 1 to Miz...The Worst Red Carpet Fashions a la Globes
Like how MIZ were some of the dresses at the Golden Globes this past Sunday? It's time for da miz scale! Here is my list of the worst and the most debatable dresses that somehow showed up on the red carpet...OH HELL NO (aka the mizest of the miz on da scale)
Paula Patton
As my friend perfectly described, Paula looks like a puff. THIS DRESS IS SO MIZ. And I don't know what's more miz, Paula loving it enough to wear this in public or her stylist letting her. She legit looks like a french pastry aaand that's NOT a good thing. I mean, just because she's likeee the prettiest person EVER does NOT mean that you can wear whatever you want. Like who is your stylist?! I mean her face looks gorgeous, but I don't know what else is going on. I am utterly confused. Talk about #BlurredLines - Robin - HELP!
Tina Fey
Ughhhh mizzzz. It's a damn good thing her hosting was better than her red carpet arrival gown. All the dresses she wore for hosting were like 10x better. She looked amazing on stage during the show. Kudos to the Golden Globe show stylist...but I don't know what Tina's actual stylist was thinking. As funny as Tina is...this isn't a good joke.
Drew Barrymore
Welp, this was def the wrong pregnancy outfit. Drew should have taken some tips from Olivia Wilde who looked stunning in Gucci or Kerry Washington who looked classic in Balenciaga. Even though this dress is Monique L'Huillier (aka gorg wedding dresses) ...it doesn't work.
Lena Dunham
Ugh, one word - Banana. WAIT sorry, two words - miz banana.
Joanna Newsom
This dress..do I even need to say anything? You're prob also thinking, who IS she? Yup. While Andy got the award for Brooklyn 99, his girlfriend is getting the award for fashion fail. Her dress looks like it exploded at a bubble gum factory. I can't. So miz. I get you yourself aren't famous buuut like don't you wanna make Andy look good? She took the whole "arm candy" thing to literally.
Aubrey Plaza
The To Do List was one of my favorite movies of the summer (see it if you haven't its hilar....), and I'm happy Parks and Rec won on Sunday, but this dress is nothing special and waaaay to purple. She looks like a purple-people-eater. Sorry Aubrey, it's miz.
I Didn't Hate It... (not super miz, but not fab)
Jennifer Lawrence
Now, I love J. Law and I'm so happy she won! Ya American Hustle! You get 'em. She's an amazing actress and she just awesome and so freaking funny - her award press conference is to DIEEE for. Could NOT stop laughing...ANYWAYS - this dress. Jen always wears Dior cause she's the face for the designer, but Rachel Zoe is her stylist. I actually love this dress cause I love puffy feminine things, but I don't like the way it was styled with all the bracelets, the long emerald earrings and then the dark lips with blue eyeshadow...its likeee - what? There's TOO MANY THINGS HAPPENING and they all don't match. Sorry Rachel, this wasn't you best look.
Sandra Bullock
This dress I also actually like. I think the fit is perfect on Sandy and her cleavage looks fab, but I feel like maybe if the dress was all one solid color it would be prettier. Like, if it was all that pink color, that would be stunning. But Sandra is rocking the mullet hem line trend revealing some cute wrap-ankle sling backs. I def don't think she looks awful just not right.
Sofia Vergra
I like it when Sofia wears hip hugging, mermaid dresses better. This dress is too much for her and Sofia herself is already like too much. And then that necklace?! UGH. I think the dress itself is elegant but on Sofia - I mean, she looks like Ursula from The Little Mermaid...think about. I'll give you a secons and then you'll agree with me.
Julia Roberts
I mean, Julia is a legend. She can do whatever she wants. I personally don't think this is awful. Everyone has been saying its miz, but Julia is honestly just dressing her age and I think she looks really sophisticated in this Dolce and Gabbana that was custom made her.
Sara Paulson
I don't hate his Marchesa number that Sara Paulson sported at the Globes. It reminds me of Zooey's outfit. I think its fun, and it sparkles, so I'm down. It's different and not like everyone else's idea of a flowing evening gown, but I like it. It is def a debatable one, but I think it's cute. Looks a lot better zoomed in because the embellishment details are beautiful, they make the dress.
Zoe Saldana
Now, I always defend Zoe because I love her. Most people are hating on this dress, but like Julia's dress, it was a custom creation for Zoe by Prabal Gurung. The collage style dress is DEF different but I think if anyone can wear it - Zoe can. The cut is also phenomm on her so I think she looks stunning...as usual. The off the shoulder on her is to die for. Zoe gets away with wearing redic things on the carpet or more couture typed styles shall I say, but she can.
