Kris Is Going Black...Figures.

Well When You're Whole Family Goes Black...(Minus Kourtney), Then I Guess You Don't Go Back...

 

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So, before you get all Bruce sentimental, I think it's safe to say that the Jenner divorce actually meant something and that Kris Jenner has finally moved on from the Bruce-man. Yes, that's right. Kris has finally decided to join the Kardashian family band wagon...the umm, dating big black guys band wagon, and is rumored to be dating this guy named Corey Gamble. According to an article literally published likeee an hour ago by Perez Hilton, the two are actually said to be OFFICIALLY dating. OOOOH. Corey Gamble, huh? I'm not gonna lie I had no idea who was either...and let's be real, neither do you.

Okay, okay, so how long have the two been "dating?" Well, apparently the two just recently came back from from a "romantic" trip in Mexico and were also spotted together in Vegas for Kim's recent 34th birthday festivities. Corey was included in Khloe's group instaaa of the Kardash Krew in front of their obvv prviii jet before leaving for Vegas and according to Khloe gets the family ahh-OK.

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Now that we know all of that, let's discuss the black guy requirements for a Kardashian? Well, you can't just be likeee any black guy. Oh, no. You either need to be a pro-athlete (preferably basketball or football), or a rapper, any rapper from either Ray J to Kanye, and if you are neither of those then you're probably just some kind of possibly wealthy and successful black guy.

So, let's go over the Kardashian black guy time line just likee real quick:

KIM...we've got Ray Jay, Reggie Bush, that Dallas Cowboy player, aaand Kanye...(and there's def more guys in between apparently including people like Nick Cannon...OH)

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 I miss Reggie...awk that his new wife looks JUST LIKE KIM?!

KHLOE...I mean Lamar...ugh miz. And I know her and French Montana broke up, but like he's not black...but a rapper soo, it's fine.

 

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WAHHHHHHHHH :(

KYLIE...she's DEF kicking it and hooksing with Jayen Smith AND TYGA...like you go Kylizzzle. (I mean girl wishes she WAS black...and I don't hate it)

 

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Black don't crack tho, so you get it Kylezzz.

KRIS...congrats on your black guy virginity with Corey Gamble (still don't know who he is, like is he famous?)

KENDALL and KOURT....ehhhh Scott and Harry Styles? Sorry, guys buuut what's up wit dat?!!
(All Hail Lord Disick tho...love him)

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Not black.