Tuesday, January 31, 2017

SAG Awards Worst Dressed

Worst Dressed a la SAG Awards!!


Ugh, oh boy. It's my LEAST favorite thing buuuut I know it's everyone else's FAVORITE thing (cause ya'll are just a bunch of haters...lolz), so without further ado - here is our list of stars who kinda missed the fashion mark at Sunday night's SAG Awards. Womp. Womp.


Le Worst 


Salma Hayek in Gucci. 

We all know Salma is a beautiful woman, not to mention she's got a helluva beautiful life married to Le French billionaire. So, we I know the girl has everything, but I'd like to see her spend her money on some other thanngs that are NOT this dress. Now yellow is going to be a super popular color for spring, don't hate the color, but the dress itself is kinda awful. ALSO it's just TOO much of a cha-cha look if you know what I'm saying? I mean she def didn't do it on purpose and the color is gorgeous, but like the rose with the one shoulder frill and the bow-tie waist - AHHH it's too much.




 Bryce Dallas Howard in Dress the Population. 

 So, this look isn't exactly ugly...it's just kinda not interesting. And I'm not one to dismiss a sequin dress, but this red sequin dress just looks really cheap and the way it's styled with the multi-colored stone necklace  is a big NO. Hate it. Now I think Bryce is beautiful and I think her makeup looks beautiful, but the whole look together I'm just not a fan of. Sorry Bryce.

Anna Chlumsky in ????!!!

 Ugh. This just the miz face emoji all around. I don't know WHY but Anna like is always a red carpet fail. Lolzzz. And I know that's like mean but it's TRUE she has a history of always looking MIZ I can't. Like, this dress literally looks like she wrapped a reversal blanket around her body a few times, added some bling and called it a night. ANNA - get a new stylist or something plzzz. Because we like YOU just not your dresses...like ever. Sorry.

Kayley Cucuo in Marchesa. 

AHH so this is so difficult for me because I am a die hard Marchesa fan, normally love every single thing they put out BUT, I think Kayley looks like a mermaid...and that's being nice. I think the idea is COOL, but I hate the the confetti-like fabric that is literally hanging off the dress and the top, which I get is intricate detail - kinda looks like it's about to rip in shreads and fall off? And the bottom just looks like a trail of cotton candy. FUN? Sure. PRETTY? Nope. I don't know. I hate to hate this dress! This is not the dress I want to hate...but I hate it.

Winona Ryder in Ryan Roche.

OH MY GOD. SO apart from her crazy 22 faces she made while on stage during the "Stranger Things" expectance speech, which was just so bizarre, Winnoa Ryder LITERALLY always looks sickly or something on red carpets. Not to mention that she always looks like she's attending a 1995 award show but not in the trendy retro way. UGH. The girl looks like a witch this photot. Like and old witch and she's not even THAT old!!  Look Winona, we're happy for you and  the"Stranger Things" crew, but girrrrl you need a better stylist. You're not old. You're not dying. So WHY do you always look like it?!! Fix it.

Janelle Monae in Chanel. 

Ah, Janelle. I love her and I love that she literally does whatever the f*ck she wants when it comes to fashion, but this overly flowered Chanel gown is just too much for me. I love her hair and the fun hair accessories she has going on, but paired with the gown...again it's just like way to much going on. Love you thoooo!! Congrats on da Hidden Figures win!!

Tracee Ellis Ross in Ulyana Sergeenko. 

Ehhhhh. Ugh here's another one I hate to hate. We all LOVE Tracee, I mean she's the best! And she looked STUNNING at the Golden Globes, I mean she totally killed it and she won!! Great night. But on this night - Tracee went from like blingy diva to like gothic prom queen? I hate the black long sleeves and the odd things hanging off the sides? It's just confusing...it's not terrible, but it's confusing and confusing isn't good.



 Amy Adams in Brandon Maxwell. 

Ugh, okay. So Amy Adams surprisingly landed on a few Best Dressed list for this outfit and I gotta just severely disagree. There's nothing super wrong with her dress other than the fact that it's just a boring black dress that does literally nothing for her body. But what I really HATE about the whole look?! THE JEWELRY. OH MY GOD. It literally looks like there's some weird alien life form sucking the blood out of her body!! Especially the one that is like just sitting on her neck - doesn't look like a massive BUG?! I don't know. I just hate it. OH, and there's another alien on her arm as well. Yikes.




Taylor Schilling in Adeam. 

I feel like this dress was trying to do what Emma Stone's Alexander McQueen dress WAS doing, but sadly, like this dress FAILS. I'm normally down for a wine colored dress, but this dress with the mis-mashed ruffles and the kinda sorta exposed side panels? Again, one of those things that's just confusing - and as I said before, confusing is not good.




Judith Light in Tom Ford. 

It's painful to say that any Tom Ford creation is awful, but this velvet - I think it's velvet but it also kinda looks like felt, dress that the "Transparent" star is wearing is just so MIZ. And ugh, the royal blue color is like SO aggressive and then the long sleeves?! AHHHH. Now that I look at it again...it kinda looks like what people would wear for formal wear in the movie Zenon. Lol. Doesn't it look kinda futuristic?! But like, in a bad way obv...


Amy Landecker in St. John. 

Another fellow "Transparent" star who missed the mark last night was Amy Landecker in this over the top St. John leopard print pant suit. So, St. John is very classic designer, I mean my mom has a lot of St. John and she looks FAB in it - and I'm also all about Pant Suit Nation - BUT  this particular suit is just a NO. It also just looks like one mess of a jumpsuit, which isn't good at all. Yikes. This is NOT the jungle fever people want to have.


Kathryn Hahn in Adeam. 

Well, I think it's safe to say that I hate Adeam as a designer haha. The hilarious film and TV actress, Kathryn Hahn, chose this awkward number for the SAG red carpet and I gotta say, there's nothing funny about this look. The "Bad Mom" star looks like she's about to pull out a whip on the first person she sees!! The dominatrix belt loops on the side are kinda shady, and then over all - the dress just kinda look depressing. There's nothing really fab about this look.




OOOH WOW. What a MIZ group of dresses!! LOL. BUT if you need something that's a little bit easier on the eyes - be sure to check out our SAG Awards Best Dressed from Monday!!

Catch ya in a few weeks pour les Grammys!




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Monday, January 30, 2017

SAG Awards BEST Dressed

The Best Dressed a La SAG Awards!! 




Beside the big CONGRATS I must give for the 100th time to all the African American winnaaas last night - as well as the cast of The Crown, duh, here is our list of the all the BEST dressed stars on the SAG Awards red carpet! Woot Woot!

Best FAVES 


Michelle Dockery in Elie Saab. 

So, just in case ya didn't know, Michelle and Lupita have the same amazing ass stylist which is one of the many reasons why they always look BANGING. This dress on Michelle and her pale pink lips with the contrast of the orange shadow and earrings - I mean it's so beautiful I just don't even know what else to say. I soon as I saw her last night I knew she was going to be on literally everyone's best dressed and so far, from what I've seen she is. Though Downton didn't win last night (UGH RIP!!!), Michelle was a winner in the fashion books. 


Yara Shahidi in Nahem Khan.

 DROP THE MIC. DROP EVERYTHING. I'M DEAD. Try to contain all your thoughts and try NOT to think about the fact that she's like 16. THIS IS EVERYTHING. I've met Yara and not only is she like the sweetest human being, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. I like to think that she's my long, lost cousin. It's fine. Way to literally WOW us in this original gown. Honestly I can watch the boomerangs of her spinning for hours. HOURS.



Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton. 

 Some people would say I'm obsessed with stripes, but likeee it's not my fault that stripes are the new spring trend AND they look baller on all these women! And you know what they say - vertical stripes make you look thinner! And not only does Michelle look thin (cause I mean, she is), I love this modern sequin take on an retro inspired 70s disco number. Michelle always rocks her Louis Vuitton on the carpet and though she didn't win last night, she sure did bring it.




Kerry Washington in Roberto Cavalli. 

I mean. I can't even form words to describe how beautiful Kerry looks in this snow white Cavalli gown. THEY ARE NO WORDS.  Her hair, her makeup, the dress - everything is just picture perfect. People wished they looked like this everyday. OMG it's everything. I just like to think that I'm her long-lost not as attractive twin...I mean, I'll take it.


BEST


Sophia Bush in Marchesa.

So, I don't watch Chicago PD, like, I'll be honest, but Sophia was one of the first celebs on the carpet last night simply dieee for her head-to-toe fuchsia pink ensemble. Not only do I like the 1950s, Marilyn Monroe glamor of this this strapless, pink Tadashi Shoji gown, I LOVE and I mean LOVE her makeup. The hot pink, dusted eye shadow glow around her eyes and lids is just amazing. I love it so much. Way to make an aggressive red carpet stance Sophia.




 Octavia Spencer in Tadashi Shoji. 

Octavia looked spectacular her custom Tadashi number. One thing I love about Octavia is that she's super faithful to her designer friend - she literally always wears Tadashi and it's awesome. It also worked out well that Octavia and her fellow Hidden Figures cast mates won Best Cast Ensemble last night, so all of them got to show off their fancy looks on stage...and cry because they all so beautifully shocked. I mean cried. Who didn't? If you didn't - where IS your heart?!


 Viola Davis in Vivienne Westwood. 

I mean what else is there to say about this SAG winning beauty?!! Okay, well there's so more I can. CONGRATSSS and VIOLA YOU'RE FLAWLESS. I mean look her looking mad elegant in this crips, white Vivienne Westwood number. The diamond collar necklace is the perfect touch - she just kills it! Our girl looking like Michelle Obama with her fit-ass arms and shit, ugh love. (P.S. Viola def has the Oscar on lock).


Thandie Newton in Schiaprelli. 

UMM okay so Thandie (aka the British version of me, duh) got some negative fashion press for this. Why? Well, people weren't to down with the literal interpretation "Westworld" on her dress. BUT unlike them, Thandie can do no wrong in my book. Plus is an actual work of art - it's stunning so well crafted. The embellished detailing is unreal and totally eye catching. And sure the futuristic shoulder part may be a bit much but I think it the whole this just so beautiful. BYE haters! Peace out.


Nicole Kidman in Gucci. 

Some people may not be into the parrot sleeves, but I am. I am into the whole look. Anything thats an iridescent, sequin green with black chiffon is like COUNT ME IN! Nicole like just doesn't age and she just always looks unreal on red carpets. Can't wait to see her Oscar dress!! Like TOO excited over here.


Sarah Paulson in Vera Wang. 

 Another lovely winner for the night, in book, like Thandie, Sarah Paulson can do no wrong. She looked American Crime Story fierce in this off the runway Vera wang number. So classic. Literally Sarah in this dress makes you just stand back and be like: "What a woman."


 Claire Foy (in Valentino) and Matt Smith (in Ermenegildo Zegna). 

 Matt and Claire are each other's best accessory. I literally can't deal with them together. Not only are they hilariously unaware of their current fame, which is just adorable, they both just look STUNNING next to each other. Looking at them is just like looking at Will and Kate British perfection. Am I right or am I right? I wish they would just get married or England would crown them King and Queen (I mean obv long after Queen Elizabeth II's passing of course. Which won't ever happen because she ain't dying. Not on my watch). There's nothing really else to say about them fashion wise except they look AHmazing together. Brilliant I say! Brilliant! (British accent). 

Emily Blunt in Roberto Cavalli. 

The "Girl On The Train," looked anything but stark and creepy like her film character in this beautifully embellished Cavalli gown. My favorite thing about this dress though was the intricate, lace up back. Oh man. It's amazing. Not to mention Emily's styling for this entire look is perfection - the blunt (LOL), blonde bob with the blush punk lips and eye make is just so well done. She really looks just so fresh and flawless. Brilliant Em!

Evan Rachel Wood in Alturazza. 

 So, I originally wasn't feeling Rachel's whole suit, red carpet thingy, but I think she slays in the suit. It's far better than her tuxedo get up from the Golden Globes even though they have all been by the same designer. Oops...
Sophia Vegara in Zuhair Murad. 

Sophia went for a more youthful look on the SAG carpet last night. The star who is known for her form-fitting gowns admitted to our girl G during her E! interview that she was the most comfortable she'd ever been in this fun, embellished tulle skirt and crystalized, strapless top. Her elegant slicked hair and classic red lip also just make this look so perfect. I fully support Sophia's new look. You get 'em.


Maisie Williams in Ralph Lauren. 

I love this simple yet elegant look the "Game of Thrones" star pulled off on the red carpet last night. She perfectly channels the 1920s old Hollywood vibe in this pale pink, silk slip dress. The best thing about the look are the amazing open back which ties with a long bow AND her unreal clutch. Like I want that bag - purse - whatever it is - I want it!



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Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Bachelor Ep. 2 RECAP!

Bachelor Recap Episode Two: "The One With the Bad Wedding and the Bad Breakup" RECAP!

So, if you're like me and my friends and you wasted a good two hours of your life that you'll never good back watching the second episode of "The Bachelor," lol OR if you didn't - don't worry I got you. Here is my top dramatic situations from last night's episode, simplified into seven hilarious moments. Vio-la! Your BACH RECAP!




1. The Wedding Date (AKA the WORST thing you can make any single girl not even close to marriage DO!)


I mean obviously the first group date on this season of the Bach is going to be a bunch of girls running around in wedding dresses taking fake wedding photos with their fake Bachelor husband! YAY! We love it obviously. So, each girl got a different "style" of wedding dress, OR bridesmaid dress if you were like unlucky, and had to pose for sexual - I mean sensual photos with Nick. Whoever had the most Bach chemistry would win that special alone time with Nick. Duh.

So, while all the girls are going about their wedding dress business, Corinne (crazy Miami princess), gets mad when she thinks the she's the hot one during the wedding shoot but turns out she's NOT because then another girl, Brittany, shows up topless in full on Adam and Eve gear. Yup.



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Obviously the group date was a little weird, I mean you really shouldn't put a girl in a wedding dress unless they're actually getting married, but you know what was fun?!  The fake fashion photographer. LOL. What a riot.


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So, much to Corinne's dismay, Brittany and Nick turn up the heat during the date in their Adam and Eve leaf costumes, and as they share the "sexy apple," LOL, the other girls start to get a little jealous. Especially, well, Corrine.


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Then things got awkward when Lacey got a little lonely as the sole bridesmaid in her wedding shot because Nick was obv paying more attention to the fake bride. Naturally. Slash Lacey was also wearing a retired bridesmaid dress costume from "Gilmore Girls," so then there's that...







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YAY maybe! Or like...maybe not.

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But Lacey bounced back and snuck into the wedding shot and managed to steal a kiss! Well, right after Danielle did. Whatever. You make fun of that back to back kiss.

Sadly later, Corrine then felt the need to also take her top off to win over Nick and lucky for her - she won. Yikes. I mean, gross.


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2. Corrine Be CRAZZY


After the group date, despite the fact that she had basically already won, Corrine didn't let ANY girl get personal time with Nick. The crazy betch interrupted everyone else's time to get MORE time to just kiss him over and over again.

 I don't know if she just likes kissing him or if just likes being the center attention...I just don't know. As the nice photographer girl put it: "It's just a lot."


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Personally I just think she was super hammered.


3. When Corrine Got the Rose After the TERRIBLE Wedding Group Date



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Yeah. Lauren B. was essentially all of us when that rose was given out. WHY Nick, WHY?!!



"My dad would be proud...even if I took my top off." - Corrine, 
of course. 


4. The One On One with the Quiet Nurse Girl...


Ugh, ya she's like SUPS boring, no real personality, besides the fact that she's a nurse so she's clearly super sweet and stuff, but still boring. But hey! It doesn't matter what I think. Nick seems to think she's cute - he seems into it so its whatever. Like literally it's whatever.


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5. The Museum of Broken Relationships...?



HAHAHAHA. This segment of the show was GOLD.

SO, Nick takes what seems like the reject crowd to this museum of broken relationships which is like the most MIZ thing ever. And OF course right there in one of the sad, sad museum boxes is - GASP - a dying or super dead rose with the once-upon-a-time engagement ring that Nick sadly gave Kaitlyn. Aww. Lol SIKE.

BUT WAIT - it gets better! Then these crazy actors come out and start screaming at each other and guess what?? They tell the group daters that on this date...drum roll please...they get to PRETEND to break up with Nick!! LOLzzz. Was it world's most awkward/ hilarious thing to watch? Yes. Yes it was.

OH and one girl slaps him across the face...


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"I think that's the first time I've been slapped in the face."
- Nick lolz. 


UMMM yeah, wow.

And just when you think things couldn't get any worse - LIZ THE DOULA steps in. Oy.

Yeah, betch steps in and gives Nick this mega deep apology and I gotta say, I don't think Nick liked it. Obviously, none of the girls knew what was going on but Liz was CLEARLY talking about the night she and Nick met at Jade and Tanner's wedding and supposedly slept together. BUT after Liz poured her heart to Nick (which wasn't a fake break up it was more of REAL ass talk that made Nick made super uncomfortable), literally all the girls were just silent and Nick literally had no idea what to do or say.

Basically it was SUPER AWKWARD and super hard to watch.

6. The Black Girl With Blonde Curls Admitted That She Likes Women...



Yeah so Nick talks to all the girls at the end of the group date and he sits down and talks to them about you know, life and marriage. Yada yada yada. And then the black girl with the blonde curls sits down and she starts out her conversation like:

"So, I used to date a girl..."

And Nick is likee, "OH! So, are we like competing?"

And then she's like, "I won't steal the one you want..."

OH. 
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LOL. Okay good. Thank god. Glad's thats clear now. Like, it's no biggie. 


7. When Nick Says BYE To Liz


Well basically, Nick kept it short and sweet and just broke up with the betch. He was a little freaked out by Liz's little wedding stunt and he just sent the girl and her terrible romper home. Hey, I'm just happy NOT to see that back tattoo again. UGH. WOOF.


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Yeah she def was NOT happy, lol.

Nick also decided to share the news with the girls left over that he did in fact have sex with Liz at Jade and Tanner's wedding. GASP. (Even though I'm pretty sure some of them they already knew or had figured that out...)


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But it seems like the girls were severely blown away by the news and it looks like that drama is 100% going to carry over to next to week LOL.



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Personally, I'm just worried about what Corrine is going to do and whether or not the girls in the house are going to suffer her jealously wrath. YIKES.

Oh Corrine. God bless her and her entertainment value.


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Monday, January 9, 2017

Golden GLobes BEST and WORST Dressed!

Golden Globes BEST and WORST Dressed!



HAPPY AWARD SEASON EVERYONE!!! Last night the season kicked off with the Golden Globes Awards and the big winners for the night were Viola Davis, Meryl Streep, and the cast of "LA LA Land." Real talk. But the people who slayed and umm didn't slay the red carpet is a whole another story.

Top fashion trends of the night of the carpet were pink and gold hued dresses, with some pops of yellow and of course, the tradition black. The top beauty trends of the night were middle parted, tucked behind the ear locks as seen on Amy Adams and Mandy Moore, side-swept hair as seen on Viola Davis, Ruth Negga, and Kristen Bell, and finally messy buns as seen on Nicole Kidman and Emma Stone. Other than hair looks, the make choices with mainly either nude lips with a faded smokey eye or bold red lips as seen on Kerry Washington and Lily Collins.

Now that we've broken down the trends let's take a look at all the women who killed it on the carpet and those who, well, missed da mark.



BEST


Jessica Biel in Ellie Saab.

 By far my FAVORITE dress of the night! Love Ellie Saab, and this dress is just SO different and so elegant in a fun, unique way. I'm not a crazy Jess Biel fan but she SLAYS this dress, the velvet halter with the belted waist and beautiful, embellished bottom, it's just #FLAWLESS. Justin has the right to be proud.




 Mandy Moore in Nahem Khan.

 Wowza. Girl just popped outta no where and was like - BOOM I'M BACK BITCHES. And whata comeback. Not only was she nominated for her role in "This Is Us," but Mandy looked drop dead in this elegant, black gown, simple hair and drop-down jewels. Love, love, love this. It's like 90s singer WHO? LOL.
Kirsten Bell in Jenny Packman.

 Can we say FIERCE! Move OVA Elsa and Anna there's a new Ice Queen in town and she looks BANGING. Lol. I mean, come on, I love Frozen. Anyways, this may be the BEST I've ever seen K. Bell look. UNREAL. This plunge neck, the side-swept hair and the diamond bling? AH-AMAZING. I love it. Can't deal. Such a winner.
Thandie Newton in Bardot. 

 Ugh, one of my main black girl British girl crushes of the night - Thandie. This girl can do NO wrong. I am totally smitten with the look. The crisp, white, off-the-shoulder gown with the touch of sequins at the  bottle and the glitz of the back-lace bling - so beautiful. Can I get an AMEN up and here?! God save Thandie.
Tracey Ellis Ross in Zuhair Murad.

 YAAASS QUEEN! Not only did Tracee SLAY the Globes by becoming the FIRST black actress to win the Best Actress in a Comedy or Musical Show since Debbie Allie in 1982, the girl ROCKED the carpet in this elegantly detailed, Zuhair corset dress. Everything from the styling - the hair, the red lip, it's all just phenomenal.

Lily Collins in Zuhair Murad.

 Wasn't a total fan of her recent film, you know the one about her moving to LA to become an actress and like Warren Beaty is in it? I like don't even know the name of it, but anyway, I did however LOVE this look. I love the romantic pink color with the open back and her styling is perfection. That up do is royal and the red lip makes the whole outfit POP. I gotta say
Amy Adams in Tom Ford.

I mean well, duh. If you haven't seen Nocturnal Animals, Tom Ford's 2016 masterpiece, then why don't you go do yourself a BIG fashion favor? OOKAY.

Natalie Portam in Prada.

 I mean the girl is channeling Jackie O. What can be more perfect that?! If you've got a problem with her vintage feels, I most likely gotta problem with you. LOL. Kiddinggggg....kinda.
Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton.

 This is the lace dress done right - and who said the choker was dead? WINNING.

Ruth Negga in Louis Vuitton.

RUTH NEGGA IS EVERYTHING. Don't believe me? UMMM check out this article on Harper's Bazaar about how Negga is the new (hot, black British girl you should be obsessed with) fashion break out star of da year. ALREADY. HOLLA!
Viola Davis in Michael Kors. 

Viola IS the definition of #BlackGirl Magic. From her winning dress, her winning role for Best Supporting Actress in "Fences," to her winning intro speech for Meryl Streep - Viola is literally just a freeeaking WINNER. This is def HER YEAR. Way to go girlll!!! Cyring. So proud.




 Nicole Kidman in Alexander Queen.

 Not in to her medieval, romantic, Belle from "Beauty and the Beast"- style sleeves and sheer, yet sequined dress? Well, I am. A lot of other sites are too. Leave it to Nicole to look simply ageless and SO, SO elegant. Can I be you when I grow up?!


Emma Stone in Valentino.

WAHHHH SO PERFECT. SO WHIMSICAL. Hey, Emma - do something WRONG for once!! Just kidding. Don't. Be perfect foreeeeever. So, likeee when are we hanging out?! P.S. The dress is pale pink people and YES, those are sequin stars. It's "La La Land" perfection.




 Millie Bobby Brown in Jenny Packman.

 First thing I said when I saw Millie on the red carpet was just - staaaph. Girl looks SO good in this Jenny Packman dress and Sophia Webster shoes. Star on the rise for sure. OH, and she's just 12. It's whatever.



 Sarah Paulson in Marc Jacobs.

 I meeean, SARAH IS PERFECT. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. I love you. I love this dress. I love your hair AND I love the back of this dress. Obv not pictured, but its a beautiful keyhole open back. Golden PERFECTION.



 Hallie Steinfield in Vera Wang. 

 Let's be honest, it's hard to go wrong in a lavender chiffon dress. Especially when it's Vera Wang. Some may say it's too much, but I say there can never be too much chiffon. The hair and makeup is also flawless, and the diamond neck-line/necklace just tops it all off.



 Kerry Washington in Dolce & Gabbana.

Kerry is often known for her unique red carpet looks, but the new mother looks simply drop dead goregous in this gold color with her straight hair (which she rarely does), and dark lips. I LOVE it. And her shoes are also killer. The heels are straight up diamonds. It's fine.




WORST



 Keruchte in Dior (woof).

 There is really nothing to say about this dress expect bad prom dress 2.0??? And even if I saw girl wearing this at prom I'd be like: "Why you wearing hot pink satin girrrl?" Nah not killing it. Sorry Keruchte please go back to doing what you do best - fighting with Chris Brown. Eeeek!
Winona Ryder in Viktor and Rolf.

Well, this is just a sad excuse of a black dress - sorry. Like, even Winona looks SAD in it! AM I RIGHT? I mean I think it was a fine concept, but it was just executed poorly. Whoops.



Anna Kendrick in Vionnet. 

Oh boy. Well so many things. First all this awkward grey colors washes out the already pale actress. When you are pale - wear pops of color - SHINE! Be a Michelle Dockery NOT a Winona Ryder!! Lol. And the red lip literally does nothing. It's not a totally ugly dress it's not pretty. This is the definition of womp, womp.



Evan Rachel Wood in custom Altuzarra.

 I mean, I know ERW's was trying to make a stand out statement in a suit and trying to let girls know that they don't have to wear a dress on the red carpet, but I mean stars like Diana Keaton and Julia Roberts were doing the whole suit/jumpsuit thang like WAAAY before you Rachel. I mean Octavia Spencer also wore a suit to the Globes. So. I personally don't think the soap box was necessary and I would have preferred to see her in a dress. Sorry. 

Drew Barrymore in Monique L'Huillier.

 So this dress isn't exactly terrible it's the styling. The styling is just all wrong. Zoomed in - Drew's hair looked like someone had just rubbed her head. AND she shouldn't even be wearing her hair down with a "cold shoulder" dress, it should be pulled up OR back so you can see her sleeves. Also she just didn't carry what could have been a beautiful look well at all. Mehhh sorry Drew.
Sienna Miller in Michael Kors.

 Ugh, so we have the EXACT same styling problem here as well. The dress isn't bad it's a classic sequin MK dress BUT the styling is ALL wrong. I know Sienna is known for her quirky, unique style choices but pairing this sequin dress with pearls and a school-girl black ribbon is like a big NAHH for me. Love ya girl, but this look was not for the win.
Kirsten Wiig in Reem Acra. 

 I mean, again not a terrible dress BUT it's just boring. And with her new short bob, it just would have been cool to see Kristen in something more fierce. This dress is just blahhhhh and it totally washes her out. BUT kudos to her and Steve Carell for having the funniest segment of the night for sure. She never lets down with da funny, the fashion just needs some work.
Sarah Jessica Parker in Vera Wang. 

UGHHH CARRIEEE!! Lol. So interesting, the young Hallie Steinfeld was also wearing a similar designed Vera dress on the carpet and she looked amazing, BUT the design of the dress in white satin with SJP crazy hair and dark makeup is not cute. Sorry SJP!!! I love ya, but this was not one of my favorite SJP looks.









 Jessica Chastain in Prada. 

 I LOOVE Jessica. She really can do no wrong, but I don't love this look. Does the dress fit her figure well? YES. Does the color look amaze with her red hair? YES. Is the necklace dope? FER SURE. So what's wrong with it? Well the sequin roses and the 90's cut of the dress is just mehhh outdated looking. Not a terrible dress, but just not great and Jessica IS GREAT, so she can do better.
Felicity Jones in Gucci.

Ugh, it SO hard putting SOO many people I LOVE on the worst dressed list. I hate doing and I LOVE Felicity SO much like - British girl crush for sure (even though I have like 50 British girl crushes, I won't even list them all because it would turn into novel), but I'm totally confused by fairy looking Gucci gown. The color is pretty and well on trend with all the pink, but it's just not really pretty...design wise. Ugh, miz.




 Carrie Underwood in Iris Serban.

Pink again! On trend YES. Pretty? Nope. And that's pretty much all I have to say about that. Other than the flower pedal attack though, Carrie's face looks stunning.




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