Katy Grifiin Leaves Fashion Police oyyy

Fashion Police Is Falling APART!! Kathy Griffin Calls IT Quits After Two Months...WAHHH JOANN!!

   

Miz?? #Fined.

Welp, I guess the joke is on Fashion Police- you heard it right folks, and if you are all over celebrity news 24/7 like yours truly, then you heard it arounnnd 9:00pm last night - Katy Griffin is leaving Fashion Police. AHHH!! I know right?! You're thinking, I mean, okay but like WHO is going to host NOW?! Cause like, okay, do I really care that Kathy Griffin is leaving Fashion Police? No, not really. She shouldn't have been on it to begin with lol, but do I care that everyone on Fashion Police is dropping like flies? Yes. Kinda weird...no?

BLHEEEHHH!!!

So, how did Kathy announce the news to the world? A la Twitter of course. Kathy tweeted an incredibly long, I mean like SUPER long like I'm not even sure how she surpassed the 140 characters long statement, explaining why she has made the decision to leave the show - alluding to the Zendaya controversy, but also explaining that her style didn't mesh well with the show's style. Classic problem - clashing styles? Sure, sure.

The long ass statement via Twitter says:

I think we can all agree also that this was a good kind of PR move for Kathy because with race tensions SO high in the media right now, people are NOT trying to be associated with racist anything even if it wasn't meant to be racist. (Again, I will defend G and say that I don't think she was intentionally trying to be like racist at all, she was just trying to be harsh and funny in a Joan way, but it came out like, not funny). I mean we already have enough racist frat bros and cops running around, the last thing we want is semi-racist remarks in our fantasy, celebrity news outlets (which I call fantasy cause it's OBV not real news, but is shadily the only news I care about so....whoops). 

In a recent statement to US Weekly, Kelly Osborne (who you recall announced she was also leaving FP like a week ago), said that she could not be MORE proud of Kathy for leaving the show. OH...awk?

 

Hmmm "Sister?" "We're close." LOL

(This is only funny if you have seen RENT...as in like the musical...yes, I'm a 

Broadway greek. Get over it). 

Kelly's decision to leave the show came shortly after Giuliana's Zendaya comment controversy. Kelly, who happened to be good friends with the former (or maybe still is...Idk) Disney Channel star, coming to her defense and basically calling out G for the words that she used to describe Zendaya's dread lock swag. Though Kelly expressed that she was upset by the comments, she also said that things had not been the same since Joan's passing (well, OBV), and that it was time to move forward. True.

So, you'd think E! would be like a little bitter about all these people saying PEACE - right? Well, I mean, let's be real, they prob are, but they did release a nice statement via US Weekly to Kathy saying: "We wish her all the best and are grateful for her time on the show, as well as the many laughs that she gave us all," the network told Us. "Fashion Police will return, as scheduled, on Monday, March 30 at 9 p.m. with our talented co-hosts Giuliana Rancic and Brad Goreski and Executive Producer Melissa Rivers."

Damn, Fashion Police,  Has Agatha Christie hear about u?! 

Annnd then there were two...

OOOHHH. So FP is coming back...but JUST with Brad and G and Melissa Rivers???!! Ehhhh. No, thanks. Even though I'm sure that is just for the time being before the hire either Khloe Kardashian or NeNe, which is like, whatever. I really don't care who they hire cause I truly think FP ended with Joan and like they should either create a new concept or likee bring Joan back from the dead/only replay old episodes. Sorry, that's just how I feel.

Fashion Police...you've been fined.

This may or may not be Kathy waving goodbye...I'll let you decided.

photos via Kathy Griffin and Giuliana Rancic's instas.

The Bachelor Finale RECAP!!! Queen of the FARM

OUR Bachelor Finale RECAP!!!! Guess Who's Moving To Iowa...?! LOLzzz Queen Of Da Farm...

 

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Ahh yes, last night "Price Farming" finally chose his bride. Now America can go back to forgetting that Iowa even exists...hahahaha. I mean, sorry if you're like from Iowa (for several reasons), but even if you're from Iowa, have YOU ever been to Arlington?! Just saying...

Anyway, whether you were #TeamBecca (team virgin bride) or #TeamWhitney (team making babies ALL day), doesn't really matter because either way...one of those girls unfortunately has to move to Iowa, so it's like ya you feel bad for the winner, but then you also feel bad that the winner has to spend the rest of her life in a cornfield.

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Annnd that lucky girl IS.....WHITENY.  Whoohoo!! Tons of clapping and celebration emojis all around!! Congrats to Whitney and her new kingdom of farm. To quote my sister/Mufasa: "This is all yours now. Everything that touches is yours." LOL yeah, Whitney, you just take in that barnyard view because that is LITERALLY, the rest of your life. Everything that you can see. Lololz. But, no seriously, Whitney wanted this SO badly, like Becca def LIKED Chris, but she def wasn't in love with him and it would have been SO miz to see Whitney lose, like that would have been a mess. Whiteny deserved to for the soul purpose that she believed in the Bachelor's 2 month love spell where as Becca was like, I mean how do you expect me to be in love after only TWO months?! I mean, valid. BUT, real world, valid. NOT Bachelor world valid, which means - All Hail Whitney, Queen Of The Farm!














And I gotta say, they're pretty excited:

Whitney: "Were gonna make some babies. And they're gonna be cute." 

Chris: "Fuck yeah" 

Aww. And I gotta say, it was kinda cute how like Chris' parents came to the barn and liked hugged Whitney and welcomed her to the family. They don't normally do that, but I mean I guess when your parents live right down the street...I mean it is Iowa after all, not a tropic island (like normal). 

So, Chris picked Whitney, Becca got dumped in a barn HAHAHAHA (again not a tropic island like normally), so what's next? The Final Rose OBV!

After the sweet Bach proposal, the Final Rose came on and while you're a little paranoid that Chris Harrison was going to start talking about his new book, you were more anxious to see Chris interact with Becca lol. Cause let's be real, when Becca didn't get chosen, you gotta admit she was like the world's BEST loser...WHY? Prob, because she 1. expected it and 2. didn't really care. LOL. I think she KNEW that Whitney was ready and her continually saying "I don't know" and "I'm not in love" didn't help things with Chris. For awhile though, it seemed like Chris really wanted to want Becca, I mean he DID indeed want Becca more, her whole hard-to-get thing was alluring, but in the end, he would have just ended up dating Becca and "seeing it where it goes" and if it's anything like Juan Pablo and Nikki's relationship, it would have gone no where. SO, Whitney is is!! But really, Whit and Chris are kinda meant for each other in sense that they are both like SO ready....for kids and marriage. Ugh.

I was pumped to see Becca though, mainly because I wanted to see what she was going to wear and  obv she came out looking looked hot - that fuschia dress tho....OMG LOVE. Gonna shadily find out where she got that dress from somehow. In addition to looking great, Becca also finally showed some personality for once, but I guess by then...it was too late lol. But, I mean Becca is a young, hot, virgin, she'll find her little southern soul mate eventually...

 

The dress tho...

So, after Becca leaves Whitney comes on and she and Chris of course, have their first public appearance as a couple yada yada. But there was totally something off about Whitney, like was she possibly on crack? LOL, okay, she wasn't on crack but like she kept rocking back and forth and was super fidgety and her hair was like kinda dissolved? Like, I don't know what it was, but she has DEF 

looked better...

 

Right?! Like she has looked better...I was confused...

ALSO when Chris spoke, she DID NOT take his eyes off him for a second...like at all. 

 

Like this. She just....stared at him.  SNAP OUT OF IT WHIT!!!

It was like she was literally SOOOO drunk in love that she couldn't control herself...I mean she said she loves to hang out with Linda and Gary for God's SAKE (Chris' parents). Like talk about Drunk.In.Love. Beyonce was prob proud.

Following Whitney's debatable love break down, Jimmy Kimmel came on and obv killed it by making things more awkward...

One classic Jimmy quote: 

"Ashley S thinks she's on the price is right." LOLOL 

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Speaking of 24 year old, Ashely S, she came back and I thought she looked great. But, the question on everyone's mind is - is Ashley literally crazy or just a freakin genius?  I vote genius. She's made a Bachelor name for herself and everyone loves it. She's gonna go down in Bach history aka reality tv history aka now she's gonna be on everyone's fav summer show, Bachelor in Paradise...oh gawd. The full cast of that should be interesting. 

Another Jimmy quote:

Jimmy to Chris - "I think bottom like is Becca wasn't into you..." LOLOL 

 I mean....truth. 

But Jimmy doesn't stop there. He then proceeds to bring out a large cow...HA as a present to Whitney and Chris. The best part? 

"The cow's name is Juan Pablo." BAHAHAHAHAHAA "eees okay." Nailed it.

THE BACHELORETTE..."S"

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I mean Jesus. I don't even know what to say about this. I heard on E! News prior to watching the Bachelor that ABC was planning on "shaking UP" the Bachelorette because it has become two predicable. Which, I was confused about because the Bachelor in general is OBV so predicable. So, I wonder who in the right mind decided that TWO Bachelorettes was a good idea.?! This isn't a victory for Britt or Kaityln as Kaityln said: "Well the first thing that went through my mind was - that's not ideal..." LOL I mean yah that SUCKS. 

Like HOW is this GOING to work?!!

They are saying that they haven't worked out all the kinks yet,  but like Chris Harrison kinda explained that the men are basically gonna vote for the woman that they think would make the best wife then SHE'LL be the bachelorette where as the other one will just be rejected AGAIN. WTF?!!  Such BS. Like who CARES if #BachelorNation was so called "split down the middle?!!" Just like flip a coin or something and pick one!! Even though we all know that Kaitlyn deserves it more...like Britt ugh NOOO. Side note though: Britt looked better last night. She had on like WAY LESS makeup, and cut her hair and was wearing a nice sequin dress - much better. But still #TeamKaitlyn.

But, like, am I going to watch it? Well...how else am I going to bring you the news if I don't? YUP, that is truly my excuse for everything... #NoShame

The Bachelorette premieres with TWO Bachelorettes on May 18th. Dear God help us.

'Hot Mug Shot Guy' Gets A LEGIT Model Manager OOOOH SEXY

GUILTY: 'Hot Mug Shot Guy' Gets A LEGIT Model Manager...Like, Do I Need To Break Da Law??

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Talk about "behind-bars chic,"  LOL. Convicted felon Jeremy Meeks, caused quite the frenzy on social media last year when his "hot," I mean it's super hot, mug shot went viral. Thanks to memes, instagram, and girls placing Meeks head on D&G models, the blue eyed felon has actually scored a legit model deal...LITERALLY, I KNOWW!! Sexy, sexy.

Though Meeks still has about two years to go behind bars, which I mean, is fine, he will be working with Jim Jordan of White Cross Management, who says that the felon has much potential and there is a "sea of opportunities waiting for him" according to quote he shared with US Weekly. But like you know, that "sea of opportunity" has to like wait until he gets out of his Nevada prison cell...though reports say he's hoping for an early release in Nov.

An early release? Well suuureee, but likee...is he going to get out early due to good behavoir or because he's hot? Cause I can't imagine any prison guards or whatever really caring that he's good looking, slash he's DEF getting mad shit from his cell mates lolzz. #Jealous.

Oh well, I won't lie, whenever Jeremy does join us back in the real world...I am looking forward to seeing strutting down the fashion week runway - aren't you? Yeah, yoooou are. Just like, try not to think about, you know the whole felon thing...it's just a slight flaw, but as they say in the bizz: "we can work with that."



OH PS. He has son...so he's a dad. He reportedly said that all he does is miss his little guy and in the moment he was arrested, that's the only thing he was thinking about...his son. Aww. Somehow, I feel that this makes him a better dad than Chris Brown?? LOL Jk....(not Simmons)   :)

Da Bachelor Women TELL ALL RECAP!! DRAHMAA

Ahhh It's Your Favorite Time Of Year... Here Is Our EPIC Recap OF Last Night's "Bachelor: Women Tell All..." Can We Give Britt A Rose For Crying The Most?

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 Don't worry, this was before they all started crying...

Whether you're a fan of The Bachelor or like, not...you gotta love "The Bachelor: Women Tell All"'s cause bitches be crazy all on one stage, all at the same time...and YES, I am referring to the Bachelorette Tell All as well, cause when da men tell all...they literally act like girls.

So, let's get right to it sha'll we? The show comes on and Chris Harrison speaks and does some weird intro with Chris and crazy Iowa Bachelor fans, but no one cares about that. We just wanna hear da ladies!!! INTROS plzzzzz! The lady intros begin and it's like the first five people that they introduce you don't even know who those people are, like you're confused as to if they were even on the show or not...but then you remember that ONE girl, you know, the one that got voted off on the first episode for being too drunk, yep, her.

The audience continues to clap for each person, but when they came around to Kelsey she STRAIGHT UP got like NO claps, it was like the crowd went silent...it was so awk. Then it happened again when the introduced Ashley, but the 21 year old Ashley...you know the one with the kid who likes aliens? Yeah, no claps for her either and I don't think she said a word the whole show....and if she did, I don't remember...do you? No - you don't.

Anyways, HERE we go- and to be clear...all of this crying, fighting, and mizness taking place on this show is over...IOWA. Just making sure we're all on the same page here. Iowa. Okay.


BRITT vs. CARLY vs. Kaitlyn's Death Stare

Hmm. #TeamCarly or #TeamBritt? Britt started crying as soon as they started reviewing the "drama" from this season because of all the things that Carly said about her. So, obv Britt got put in the hot seat and cried even more and she tried to defend herself.

Jillian defended Britt, but I mean Jillian I am sorry, you are a man so....LOL AND, she was also like the ONLY person to defend Britt. Even though Britt is like spatting at Carly for disowning her and the fight was very much about Carly hating Britt, Jade, Kaitlyn, and Ashley also all kinda hate Britt too.

I mean Kaitlyn was litttteraaally giving Britt SUCH death stares. It was kinda amazing actually...

#BitchPlease

Honestly, I think Britt is beautiful, but I don't care how beautiful and 'fake' she may be, all I care about is her style and it is SO tacky. Like girl went on stage with a gold, 1970s, metallic dress with a huge medal belt and like LAYERS upon layers of necklaces and bracelets, and rings, like eww girl. You're pretty, but you need a stylist ASAP. Also, Britt would NOT. STOP. Crying. Like, at ALL. She was crying on camera, off camera, in between takes, just like too much crying. We already got enough of that on the show. I honestly think a lot of her issues have to deal with constantly wanting to be in the spotlight and really making a name for herself out of this...

But at the same time, really, what I wanna know is, Britt - WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT THE CRUISE SHIP SINGER THINKS OF YOU ANYWAY?!!! Sorry...that's a legit question tho...

KELSEY (or the crazy murderous who loves to share the "tragic," yet "amazing" story of her husband's death while having "panic" attacks on national television...) vs. The House

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Sorry, guys, Sanderson IS real. But does explain her behavior? Nope.

Obviously Kels started out her interview...sobbing. And I was just thinking, if she mentions one thing about her dead husband, and BOOM, she SAID IT. She started out by saying that she feels like she is "grieving all over again." Like OH...

Then Ashley I. was disgusted when Kelsey blew her nose in Chris Harrion's tissue LOL...

And Kaitlyn again, was NOT amused...(her scowl is like, kinda hot...next bachelorette? lolz)

Kelsey said that all she was trying to do on the show was umm "honor her story," which to me is the RED FLAG right there...WHY are you trying to take pride in the death of your husband? It's not something you get a medal for. People lose there loved ones everyday and they don't feel pride about it...

Then Megan, who may be a little on the slow side, okay that's being nice, she's pretty dumb, I mean she thought New Mexico was a different country lol, BUT the girl was smart last night and she asked the question we were ALL asking ourselves: If Kelsey was/is still grieving...then WHY did she put herself on the show to begin with...like WHY Kelsey?!

Ashley I. had a lot of fun with it though...she went to town ON Kels. But, Jillian and Britt did jump in to defend Kelsey, hmm Britt and Jillian were super friendly last night...new couple alert? LOLzzz. We haven't truly made any progress in society until there is a same sex Bachelor/Bachelorette...OH and a Bachelor with either a leading black woman or man...ABC making a big deal out of Andi Dorfman being the first Jewish Bachelorette likeee was redic to begin with because it shouldn't have been such an out of the box concept in the first place (LOOVE her....Josh wasn't even good enough), just shows the small steps ABC/ network television is taking HA.

Kelsey finally finished by asking for everyone's forgiveness annnnd I don't know if she got it...

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 Kelsey: "The only thing I would like to ask of all of you is your forgiveness.”

Everyone:

 

"UM, no."

ASHLEY S. 

  

Valid. 

LOLOLOLOLOL. I mean...I just don't even know.

First of all, I had no idea she was 24...like that could be ME on reality TV right now...hahahahaha. But, she looked SO great on the Tell All last night, like she kinda looked like a beauty queen, but in a good way, not like in a tacky "Little Miss Sunshine" way...I was confused.

I still don't even know if she was like acting like this crazy bitch for TV (but prob), or if she's really like that, but she's freaking hilarrrious. She should def have her own show. Not gonna lie, I'd watch it. But Chris Harrison did formerly ask her to be on the I guess new season of "Bachelors in Paradise," and she didn't give a real answer....which means she's prob gonna be on it. I honestly didn't even know that little Bach spin off still came on, but I bet you 100% Britt is on it...just wait for it.

If anyone did the Bachelor right, it was Ashley S. 
 

JADE

 

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Not your average fashion photo shoot...if ya know what I mean, but hey coulda fooled me.

I think Jade is darling. Playboy or not, I think she's a gem...or at least she seemed like a gem. I thought her and Chris were a good match, you know with the whole Nebraska...middle of no where, corn stalk backgrounds thing. Yeah, I thought they'd be a good team and at least the idea of Iowa didn't scare her as much as the others...well JK (not Simmons), it DEF did kinda scared her when she realized the town LIT took 2 minutes to drive through...like legit, 2 minutes. TWO MINUTES people. We're taking as long as it takes you to listen to ONE song, or a commercial break - JK not EVEN a commercial break cause commercial breaks are like a minute and thirty seconds LOL.

But anyway, Jade is like the only one IF I HAD to pick one...that I kinda feel for. Or maybe Kaitlyn...ugh, the fact that I care at all is an evern bigger issue. HA.

KAITLYN 

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I mean, shes my American Apparel fun loving diva (like she was literally never not in an AA crop) - her American Apparel two- piece set last night was PERF (not causeee I have the same one lolzz and I wear the hell out of it), but she looked banging. I feel bad that's she's all MIZ over Chris, but, she is like 100% times than Iowa...like her personality could NOT fit in Chris's whole town, like her energy is BIGGER than Arlington, lol. Chris did ask Kait if she could actually, like actually see herself moving to Arlington with Chris and she said yes, but likeeee, easier said than done my friend. Let's be real.

In the long run, I think she's better off. She's miz now, but I think she ultimately wins. You get 'em Kait.

CHRIS El Bacheeeelorrrr

THIS JUST IN...As SOON as Chris came out...Britt.Started.Crying. AGAIN. OH MY GOD. She was also SO stupid to think that Chris ended things with her JUST because of Carly...LIKE NO BRITT. Jesus. I feel like Chris just became super overwhelmed with Britt, I mean I know I was. I could NOT.

Yeah, he's def over it.

Anyway, so Chris talked to Britt and I think we were all just about as over that as he was with her...lol then he moved on to make apologies to Kaitlyn and it seemed like Chris like really, really, felt for Kait. I mean, at least he gave her a better answer about his final decisions than he gave to Britt back in the day when he tried to explain that girls weren't getting ahead by being more sexual...but like he couldn't really explain it...because it likeee prob wasn't true and then it just came out as a bunch of gibberish that had to be literally tranalated on a chalk board on Jimmy Kimmel Live... Yeah.

OH don't remember? Lemme refresh your memory...

 

LOLOL. Watch the FULL video HERE!

Then, Chris moved on to Jade. X-rated Jade. Jade obv brought up the whole Playboy thing which like ugh. So, I don't care that she posed for playboy at all buuuut like the WHOLE situation on the show was SO awkward like they SO didn't have to look at her PB photos together on national TV...likeee no. It had me thinking if it was a little probe for Jade, or by the producers for scandalous drama...I mean idk. Is looking at nude photos of yourself with your new boyfriend how you would take things to the next level? Hmmm...I'll let you think about it for a bit.

Welp, that pretty much rounds up the Bachelor Tell All - and no, I'm not going to saw A WORD about Chris Harrison's new book...not a word. 

Next Monday night is the biiig finale, and we're all 100% sure that Chris...is gonna choose...Whitney...LOL JK, I don't know, but if he does choose Becca, then I mean I think we can all predict that there's gonna be a wedding pretty soon after...if you know what I mean, lolz. Isn't Becca one hot virgin tho.? And if Whitney DOES win, then I wouldn't be surprised if ABC makes Becca the new Bachelorette and plugs the shit of out Becca being "the first VIRGIN" Bachelorette. Oh, yeah, money. Also,  it SUCKS for Whitney and Becca that the finale is likeee in Iowa and not on some fantasic Island somewhere...it's like they're miz Iowa life starts NOW. Hahaha, oooooh JK it won't be that miz cause they'll be with Chris, aww. 

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 I like to call this match up: makin babies everyday vs. well, not making babiest 

until she's married...

But, I can confidently say, just for myself, the hottest man in the WORLD couldn't make me move to Iowa...

2 MINUTES people, two minutes. Like as long as it SHOULD take you to brush your teeth...THAT's how big Arlington, Iowa is. Like, no. Just, no.

Kelly Osborne Leaving Fashion Police

Kelly Osborne Leaving 'Fashion Police,' Giuliana Suspended from 'FP,' AND Khloe K To Take OVER?!!!!!!! UGH...We Need JOANNN!!!!!

 

Ugh, MIZ. 

Jesus. For the nation's leading celebrity news show, E! has sure done a great job of BEING the news lately as opposed to reporting it. If ya catch ma drift. So, if ya didn't know - now you know that Kelly Osborne announced on Friday that she will be leaving 'Fashion Police.' Huh?

  

Group PHOTO!! Like, pre - the awkward Zendaya comment...lolzzz awks

Alright, I'm going to be honest with you - do I care that Kelly Osborne has decided to leave FP? Umm, no. In fact my mom and I always wonder like why she was on it to begin with! Like isn't fashion experience needed? LOL...anyways, so to me, that's not really the issue. The issue is WHO is going to replace her?!

Word on the street is the two rumored celebs to replace Kelly are Khloe K and NeNe Leeks. First of all...NeNe could have well replaced Katy Griffin. Don't even get me started on Kathy. And then Khloe...like I love Khloe, but she's a sucky commentator. I mean her Oscar's commentary was MIZ and like during her Grammy's commentary, all she did was agree with every CRAZY as thing Kanye was saying...like that is not a great TV host in the making. SORRY E! Why not try not hire someone like Zanna Roberts Rassi if you wanna keep it in the E! family - you know, someone with actual FASHION EXPERIENCE - HELLO! OOR take a chance and hire NEW talent...like me, lol. DUH.

We MISS you! Now, more than ever...ugh.

So, the big question is WHY is Kelly leaving? Well, according to TMZ, ever since Joan's passing, Kelly has been ambivalent about filming the show as she was very close to Joan, which is TOTALLY understandable. The one thing I agree with Kelly about is that they should have canceled the show cause people literally watched the show FOR Joan...or they should have approached it from a totally new angle cause it's SO miz now. But, another issue that set Kelly off was this whole incident with Zendaya and Giuliana and G basically saying that the young actress looks as if she smells like pot due to her new dread loc hair style. Ugh. So, do I think Zendaya had the right to be offended? Yes. But do I think what Giuliana said was intended to be hurtful? No. BUT people were very, very upset about the comment...including Kelly, who apparently shared these tweets...

People are upset and saying G should be fired, and I'll admit, G has not been killing it lately, but fired? She IS E! They won't fire her. But, then G apologized and apparently Zendaya AND Kelly forgave her because then Kelly tweeted this...




'Access Hollywood' reported the issue on their show and OBV were totally loving seeing E! fail yet again, and Billy Bush made an awk comment that was supposed to be defending Giuliana saying that this happens to all commentators and she wasn't in the wrong, but then he said "when she comes back in a month, I am sure everything will be back to normal." SO, that got me thinking - WHAT?! IS G suspended?! Oooor is FP suspended?! I'm a little confused. But, for now we know, when the show does air again...there will be yet another change to the line up. Jesus. Just cancel the damn show and make something else E! And if you're not going to do that...I still vote for Zanna. At least she knows what she's talking about...

 

LOVE Zanna. 

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