Ben and Lauren - Happily Ever After?

Just When You Thought Ben and Lauren Couldn't Get Anymore BACH Basic...

Just when you thought Ben and Lauren couldn't get anymore BACH basic...they're coming BACK to basic cable!! WHOOHOO!! Lolz.

That's right. For those of you who didn't get their Ben Higgins fix during the Bachelor's 20th season, you'll be able to enjoy more of him and his basic batch relationship with his season winner and now apparent fiancée, Lauren B! 

The show, titled "Ben and Lauren: Happily Ever After," which is set to air in October on our new favorite channel,Freeform (LOL), will follow the Bachelor love birds as they plan their pending nuptials (IF they make it to marriage, super risky ABC haha), and apparently Ben's budding political career? 

WHAT?!!

Ben in politics?! Trust me, I know what you're ALL thinking because I'm thinking the same thing - there is NO way in hell that Ben could be a successful politician. Why? Well because the poor guy is like WAAAY to NICE, and like way to ethnically moral. LOL. I mean who breaks down and tells two girls that they love them just to make the one who is DEF going home feel better?! 

LOL. Its okay though, it worked out for the best for Jojo. But STILL, Ben is not politics material. He may look good in a suit, which I mean YUP he does, but that's about it. Maybe he could be like the mayor of  his super small town tho? That'd be cute. But I am sensing that's as far as he could go. He can't really play dirty. Neither can Lauren B, who apparently, according to Entertainment Weekly, will be focusing on "molding her identity" on the reality show. 

UMM WHAT?? Excuseeee me??

What does that mean?! I'll tell you what it means, it means girl has def quit being a flight attendant to do this show and galavant into the sunset with Ben and now she has no real career and will probably use this TV platform to become like a fashion blogger or something...basic. LOL. 

The flight attendant facade. We see RIGHT through you're little game Lauren. 

#FashionBlogging. 

UGH. I think I would rather watch Juan Pablo's Bachelor season on repeat than watch this show....

Like WHO IS YOU?! #IssOkay

LOL JK JK! I wouldn't wish that on anyone. It's too bad most of us actually sat through that awful season. But the one great thing did come out of that season: Andi Dorfman.  Duh. 

LOL. STAHHPP.  #KWEEN. 

But in all seriousness, I will probably watch the show no matter how boring Ben and Lauren are together. Why? Cause clearly I have a thing for watching Bachelor-related TV series. This show is basically if "Bachelor in Paradise" and Ben and Lauren's instagram had a baby...that's litttttterally what this is. 

Who's reeeady for MORE of THIS?!!!

And if I am gonna watch THAT, I'd honestly rather watch a show centered around Sean and Catherine! 

AWWWW LOVE.

I mean HELLOO they're a LEGIT happily married Bach couple, AND they have a baby on the way! Plus they're like SUPER entertaining and way more fun. Anyone else wanna get that show up and running with me?? Like, I'll help produce it I don't care. LOL. 

Likeeee WAY more fun. 

It's a damn shame that I love weddings though, so I am curious to see how Lauren is gonna plan hers...damn it. #TheBachelorForever. 

Yup, there is Andi. There sure is. 
I'm pretty sure I'll be team Andi forever. 

Taylor Swift: Serial DATER Strikes AGAIN!

TSwift clearly doesn’t know WHAT the word 'single' means unless it’s referring to topping charts...

Welp, this JUST in – Taylor Swift has claimed another victim and this time it’s none other than the dashing Tom Hiddleston. Swoon?! YES. He’s great. But the issue?  UM, Taylor.  Girl has the MOST ridiculous dating track record like I think, EVER. 

Cause WHO goes from dating a high school junior (Connor Kennedy, LITERALLY he was a junior at my prep school, Deerfield, Deerfield ra, ra, ra!) To dating wanna-be rock stars in boy bands like Harry Styles and Joe Jonas, to a much older Jake Gyllenhaal and OH don’t forget John Mayer, AND then a Scottish DJ like ALL WITHOUT A BREAK?!!!! Yikes. And not ONE of these relationships lasted longer than year might I add…and if they did, they STILL ended and she moved on to the next without a thought.

SO, now betch just broke up – and we’re talking like two weeks ago, with Calvin Harris and now she’s caught smooching on the beach with Tommy boy as if they have literally been dating FOREVER. Like they’re taking freaking SELFIES ON THE BEACH…I’m sorry, but you’re NOT taking selfies, and cuddling/making out on rocks by the ocean (LOL CAKE BY THE OCEAN…little Joe Jonas there another former EX for ya) with someone who you’ve supposedly ONLY been with for two weeks…like there’s no way. I mean  unless of course this relationship with Tom OVERLAPPED with Calvin, which is WHY they maybe broke up? IDK JUST SAYING. But, then again we’re taking about Taylor Swift here. She doesn’t really know WHAT the word single means unless it’s referring to topping charts.

Gif via Perez Hilton. 

The girl has a serious serial dating issue and it’s only a matter of time before she rips out the heart of poor Tommy boy and she’s just on the next. And sure, there are those people who are reading this and are mega TSwift fans, which is whatever, but let’s be real, Calvin Harris apparently broke up with the girl because she “boring” and “needy,” his words NOT mine, but I don’t disagree. She clearly craves constant attention because if she didn’t she would be umm “taking some time for herself” after breaking apart from a SERIOUS relationship.

AND BY THE WAY – just days before these lovely engagement-like photos came out of Taylor and Tom (LOL that’s cute, T&T, where have we heard that before?  OH when she dated TAYLOR LAUTNER maybe?!), Swift’s  PR team released a statement saying that Taylor was in fact: “taking some time for herself.” SO clearly that was a HUGE FAT LIE, because from what it looks like, Taylor and Tom are planning their wedding…JK tho on the wedding front because honestly I don’t see Taylor really making it that far…she has yet to find that one person to stick and if you ask any of her exes, they’ve got noting swell to say about the “Bad Blood” pop star…like nothing.

THEN AGAIN there is the rumor that Taylor's PR crew PLANNED the Tom photoshoot and suuure you could say that maybe Calvin is just jealous, OR he’s actually just scared for his life because his relationship with Taylor was mostly likely hell. Aggressive? Nah. What’s aggressive is Taylor’s track record.

I give this relationship less than six months before she’s on the next.

Really excited for that Calvin Harris hate album though. God forbid she tries to make some EDM dance songs. LOLzzz.

LULZZZZ.