Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Worst Dressed At the SAG Awards

Haters Gonna Hate...Here's the Most MIZ Dressed At the SAG Awards....


Ahh yes, the moment you have all been waiting for - the time to rip celebrity fashion to shreds. Oh, yes, you love. It's time to take a look at the worst dressed looks on the SAG red carpet, and while there were some pretty amazing looks this year, there is always the miz bunch, but don't worry, like the say on "the SOUP," we've gather all the worst dresses and put them together in one place, so you don't have too.

Not The Mizest...But Not Great...

 

 

 

Rashida Jones in Ungaro.
This is the dress I hate the least of all the worst dressed because this dress isn't bad at all. It's actually kinda cool. I love the electric blue side panels and the actual gown, when you zoom in its actually all sequins, which is sick! So, I actually do like this dress, but I just don't think it looked great on the red carpet - it did however look good on TV.  And poor Rashida had to deal with the retarded interviewer who asked her why she was so tan to which she responded: "Well, I am ethnic..." HAHA. You get 'em Rashida. People are so dumb.

 


Sophia Bush in Vivienne Westwood. 
I feel like the bust on the this dress just over shadows her body and makes her look smaller than she is. Also, the top of the dress where the split begins looks like a mistake where the sewing machine got jammed or something. Otherwise the color is pretty and her hair looks nice...



Laverene Cox in Johanna Johnson.
Okay we all love Laverene and congrats to the OITNB cast for winning best cast ensemble at the awards, but the deal with this dress is - it's styled horrendously. The dress itself, is not bad. In fact it's old Hollywood glam and I don't hate it, but the whole bee hive braid at the top of her head and the long blonde hair extensions with the blue-ish eye shadow...ehhh it's just too much. Laverne has killed it on the carpet before, so I know she can, this was just a little to gaudy for me.



Melissa Rauch in Pamella Roland.
I love the shape of this dress, but the color blocking is all wrong. Like where the red begins and the pink ends just reminds of something that I feel is just inappropriate to share lol...OR to be more PG, it looks like awk Vday colors meshed together, which  is still miz. The dress she be solid. All pink or all red. 




Claire Danes in Marc Jacobs.  
So Claire told us that she wanted to try something a little different on the carpet this year, so she went with this MJ number. I love the halter of the dress and the small cut out, but I don't love the color or the big circles on the side. The circles on the side remind me of like alligator scales and then the belt is just awkward. Love you Claire, but we don't love this.



The Worst Dress Stars On A Scale of 1 to Miz...



Lorelei Linklater in Honor. 
Okay, so Refinery 29 called this dress the "bravest" red carpet risk this year...well I'm calling it the mizest dress on the red carpet this year. Yes, it's awesome to take fashion risk, but a fabulous fashion risk is Emma Stone in that Dior tuxedo dress.  This not fab, its 100% drab. I mean it literally looks like a combination of Marie Antoinette in mourning, meets a Victorian era pilgrim inspired Gothic Morticia Adams dress. Yup, sorry I am not. And I am also not sorry if you hate that expression, but it was necessary for this. "Boyhood" is amaze, but this is miz, miz, miz.



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Amanda Peet in J. Mendel. 
Umm...this dress is just ALL wrong. First of all it looks too big or something? Her boobs looks saggy and the big chiffon diamond in the middle of the dress reminds me of a 1980s shoulder pad that has been put in the wrong place. The color is pretty, I love pastels, but WHY lavender and black?! Like if the dress was white it would look ten times better, but the whole issue of it fitting would still be a problem. But, does Amanda Peet care about being best dressed? Nope. She's married to the creator of Games of Thrones, so she just wins.



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Sophie Turner in...we don't know?
Like happy valentine's day/ gothic vampire day?  I'm genuinely like SO confused by this outfit and don't tell me you're not. There's cut outs, there's a one shoulder ribbon, this an a-symmetrical hemline, and I think she is wearing hoop earrings, and the shoes looked tatooed to her foot...AHHH!!. Just, no.



Taryn Manning in Elisabetta Franchi.
On a scale of 1 to miz...this is like the MIZest. Ugh. So, like this dress isn't awful - like I can see someone like J.Lo really rocking this dress her locks flowing, because I really like the sheer plunge panel down the middle, but Taryn just makes this dress look like SO bad. It's like her hair and makeup and just the whole styling is so bad. Ugh, miz.



Anna Chlumsky in Escada. 
Is it just me, or does this dress remind me of like open heart surgery? OR that little blood drop that is the little mascot for blood drives when you go to get blood drawn like in your school student center or something?! You know what I'm talking about right?! Ugh, I hate it. Any dress that reminds you of a blood drive is just a NO. 



Kelly Macdonald in vintage Moschino. 
It's like not that this look is ugly...she just looks like she's going to a Batmivah. Did you, or did you not wear this dress to your sweet sixteen? Sorry, sweet thirteen?



Keltie Knight. 
Umm...superman cape? There should be a rule that you have to leave small, flying capes at home before walking onto the red carpet UNLESS it's Lupita's red hot Ralph Lauren cape from the Golden Globes last year...BIG difference. HUGE.



Lo Bosworth. 
Okay, I really don't have a problem with anything she has on, I was just confused as to why she was even there in the first place....like what??!






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