Da Grammys

Best and Worst (aka Miz) Dressed a la Grammy's Red Carpet

As much as I love the song "Happy," because Pharrell is my home boy (so I'd like to think), there was really nothing about last night's Grammy awards that made me feel...well, happy. Obv, there was Beyonce and Jay Z's AHHMazze performance, but it sucked that the basically royal couple performed first because after their performance, the show just went down hill. I don't get it because last year's show was SO gooood, but maybe that was because Justin AND Jay Z performed? I don't know. I wasn't blown away by anything I saw last night and I certainly wasn't blown away by the red carpet. I should have known that if the red carpet show is boring, then the whole show was gonna be. Now, don't get me wrong, there were some beautiful dresses as well as some good performances, but nothing amazing. I was a fan of Kendrick Lamar and Imagine Dragons little duet and Lorde was awesome (and a big winner - HEY girl!). I obv loved Jay Z's announcement that his Grammy award was going to be a new "sippy cup" for Baby Blue (basic), buut other than that - congrats to Daft Punk, Pharrell (and Pharrell's hat), and Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. Oh, and I guess Bruno Mars? The most interesting thing about the award show was counting how many times LL Cool J licked his lips during MC segments...I got like 19 in juuust the first minutes of the beginning alone. Ew.

Anyyyywayys, the red carpet. There wasn't anything mind blowing going on, but there were a few gems. I think when it comes to the Grammy's...majority of people tend to slide over to the worst dress...especially if you're a pop singer. Oops.

BEST DRESSED

Taylor Swift 



Taylor really makes it hard for me to dislike....on the red carpet, at least. She always looks so gorgeous on carpets, she has the best stylist. She looks simply radiant is the shimmer Gucci gown with amazing illuminating make up accents and a little bling jewelry.  Gucci has been killing it just in general. (Hints to Gucci goddess' Margot Robbie, Olivia Wilde and the stunning, Lupita at the Golden Globes and SAG awards recently). Taylor looks perfect standing stationary, and sparkling on the red carpet, but one thing the CANT look good doing is dancing. Don't even get me started on all her front row dancing. Especially during hip - hop songs. ughhh.


Beyonce (obv...) 



.........I just...I don't feel like I need to say anything but, this elegant embroidered, cream gown is a custom design by Michel Costello and its exquisite. There is nothing wrong about any of this. SO gorgeous - BYE.



Giuliana



I am OBSESSED with this dress! It's stunning. Like, stunning. G looks so flawless in this Alex Perry Gown. I love the color on her skin ton and her swept back hair with the cool, edgy, yet simple gold earrings and ring. SO beautiful and hot at the same time. The detailing of the dress is amazing and I love the white, halter accent. So amazzzee. She killed it.


Ciara 



After Olivia Wilde killed it in her emerald, sequin Gucci gown at the Golden Globes, it may be that sequin dresses are the way to go when pregnant? Hmm. That's something I'll def remember for, you know, those days when I too will be preggers on the red carpet of course...ANYWAY Ciara looks amazing is the Pucci gown and her hair color/style with the matte make up is just so effortlessly flawless. She looks beautiful. She has also  been killing the red carpets, so keep doing what youre doing gurl.


Christine Tiegen 



I mean...I can't. She looks SO stunning in this Johanna Johnson, golden, reflective sequin dress. I hadn't heard of this designer until now, and singer Pink also wore the same designer and looked great. Johanna - you're on my watch list. This dress is perfection. She looks like the Oscar...even though that's something she'll prob never win being a model and all, but she wins Best Dressed last night, 100% Feeeer suuure.


Alicia Keys 



I love Armani Prive and I just love this royal blue color on Alicia. The plunge neckline is sexy, but contrasts with the beaded, black belt around the waist line. It's a simple gown, but so elegant.


PINK



I will admit to singing, no, belting, "Just Give Me A Reason" at the top of my lungs in my car or when I'm alone, but I have never really be a fan of anything Pink wears. I mean, have you? So, that's why I'm putting her on my best dressed list because Pink looks SO sophisticated and classy (which is, you know, kinda rare...), in this Johanna Johnson dress. I love the cut and the detailing and it looks great on her figure. Great job pink - two thumbs up (for once).

DEBATES...

Pharrell's Hat....



LOL. This was unreal. Leave it Pharrell to be like so swag and show up to the red carpet with a big ass hat. I mean hats are OBV Pharrell's thing and he can wear them, but this hat LIT had a mind of it's own. Or it would if it could speak...Pharrell was compared to that of a Canadian Mountie, Smokey the Bear, buzzfeed even said the sorting hat from Harry Potter HA, aaand of course Arby's took a shot at him saying he stole the hat from them and they wanted it back. Well, sure. It's all in good fun, but likee what WAS this HAt?! Def 100% red carpet conversation piece. Talk about turning heads. Well, we all may be making fun of Pharrell's choice of accessory (lolz), but he won several awards last night with Daft Punk and solo for best music producing. So like F*** all of us. He's #ballinn


Katy Perry 



Okay, I actually think this dress is really cool. Its a gorgeous pale pink, gauzy Valentino gown with some music notes on it. Well, sure. I think the bottom is awesome, but the top  I don't like because its hard to tell where the dress stops and where it begins. Also it's hard to tell if she has sleeves or not? It's tad confusing, but I think the concept of the dress is fun.



Paris Hilton 


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Ah, remember the days of Paris Hilton? In likeeee 2003? Lol. Well, Paris made an appearance on the carpet because OH, she's a dj now, obv. I didn't really get what was going on with her dress, but I was intrigued because I like white sequins and when Paris turned around, the back of the dress was kinda crazy, but I was still intrigued. So I like this dress, don't love, def not best dressed, but I think its cool.


Paula Patton





I dont know how many times I have to say shes SO pretty, but likeee no. I actually don't hate this dress, there is something color about the sheer zebra panels, but her hair and the zebras or lions or whatever they are on her chest is like awk. I also hate the bottom, like she looks like she's been running around in mud. Cut the bottom off and I'd like it more. Wear something AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ARE! K, I'm done.

MIZ Dressed

Kathy Griffin



She won a Grammy, well that's nice. Otherwise there's nice about this dress. Miz.


Kaya Jones 

I don't even know who this is? Apparently, she's a singer? Whatever. This dress is a mistake. It's NOT Halloween - it's a red carpet. This is the definition of miz city.

Yoko Ono and Friends...

But likeee, this isn't even trendy...SO miz on the verge of sui...



Nadeea Volianova 


BYE.

Oh boy, Justin...

Welp, The Biebs Has Left The Building...And Got Himself Arrested...#smooth #WelcomeToMiami

Check out da smug mug. (photo via. E! News)

DUI and drag racing? That sounds like a deadly combination. Well, Justin Bieber being the now troubled teen that he is, going through this AWK mid-teenage-celebrity-child-star-life-crisis, decided to take a little joy ride through the streets of Miami early this morning in his bright, yellow Lamboo. #Ballin? Well, Justin apparently thought that he was going to be featured in the upcoming Fast 7 movie when he decided to 'drag race' through the streets of Miami, which led to him getting arrested. Even more baller. Justin was arrested around 4 am this morning, and not only was he speedinn in his rented whip (yes, rented), he also failed a sobriety test - oops. Justin was reportedly racing rapper Khalil who posted an insta of Justin sitting in the passenger seat of his yellow car while a woman was driving. 

Click to Watch TMZ's Video of the arrest. 

The woman is now identified as "model" Chantel Jerfferies who looks shadily like the new blond Kim Kardash . (Yeah, I've never heard of this Chantel either, but she seems a tad slooty if you ask me). While the insta shows Chantel driving, police have said that when the arrest was made, Justin was indeed in the drivers seat. He was OBV just letting his new boo take a spin...plus Khalil being the wise rapper that he is, also posted another insta of both him and Justin standing in front of their cars before the so called, um, race. OHH Justin. What ARE we to do with you??? DO you WANT to be deported?! He currently resides in Miami Dade County Jail where is bail is set at $500. Apparently Justin will not go before the court because his infraction is just a traffic violation...interesting. Hey Justin, stick to your day job. No one is excited for a Fast 8 movie featuring you and this Khalil person...sorry. Nice car doe.

Justin and pal, aka drag rival Khalil. "Allow taa Introoo duce ma selfffff - my name is BIEBS."

The ride along bitch....I mean hot bod, but WHO ARE U??

KIM?!! Oh, Sorry. I won't tell Kanye doe...

Drake On SNL

Why Drake's SNL Was Awesome...#HILAR

On Saturday night, SNL returned with a new season featuring SNL's first black female hire Sasheer Zamata and Drake as the host. Now people are always skeptical about musical host on SNL because the standard is that their performances are only okay when it comes down to acting and they just tend to focus on their music segments, well Drake proved audiences wrong. Drake, being the fabulous man that he is was HILAAR.  Drake succeeded in making fun of himself with his half  black bar-mitzvah monologue/rap (which IS AMAZING), from playing a dorky father at a slumber party, to baseball star Alex Rodriguez, and his good friend Lil’ Wayne.  All of the skits had a good amount of humor to them and his musical performances were obv fab. I’m so proud of Drake for this career move, there is even talk of Drake hosting again after good reviews and even being praised by Entertainment mag. Awesome job Drake. I feel what you’re putting down. Talk about #YOLO.

Here is a preview clip from Drake's hosting gig!

To Watch Drake’s whole show just go to HULU! If you need a good laugh on these miz snowy days, I recommend it.

One of the BEST Skits was the Piers Morgan Show where Drake plays A-rod, and one of the female SNL cast members plays Justin Bieber and her Bieber is SO ON POINT its TOO funnny. Click HERE to watch. 

SAG Awards Best Dressed on la Red Carpet

My Best Dressed List: The most GLAM Looks On Les SAG Awards Red Carpet

The SAG Awards were GREAT last night. The highlight of the show for me? Umm lets see, 100% J. Law talking about her "vagina armpits" and pretty much ANYTHING Emma Thompson did or said. She's freaakinn hilarious and I wanna hang out with her all day. Also In terms of the awards, I again applaud the greatness of "Dallas Buyers Club" winning the top awards of best actor and best supporting actor the winners obviously being Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto (they're killing it), and I loved Lupita winning for best supporting actress for "12 Years A Slave" and "American Hustle" winning for best picture. The funny thing about that is at the Golden Globes, Jennifer Lawrence took home the statue for best supporting actresses obviously for "American Hustle" and "12 Years A Slave" won for best picture. Hmmm. What a switch-a-roo. So this makes it tough, cause I don't know who is going to win the Oscar.

We have clear Oscar battle for Best Supporting Actress: J. Law vs.  Lupita and Best Picture: "American Hustle" vs. "12 Years A Slave"

YIKES. Gloves are ON. Can't wait to see who wins. (Dallas Buyers hasn't changed and clearly has the Oscar in the bag - good job Jared and Matt).

Now, on the good stuff. The only thing better than the awards themselves were the red carpet fashions. That's right, there were surprisingly not a lot of mizz looks on the SAG red carpet this year. In fact, I was very pleased about most of da red carpet looks. I have here quite a list of 'best dressed' from last night. This is again in no particular order, but I will def be giving some shout outs to the ladies who have just been KILLING it on the carpet so far during this award season. Ugh, but this is likee the last reeal "glamorous" award show before the Oscars, and if anything THAT'S MIZ. Count down to Oscar night everyone? I'm going to be having serious red carpet withdraw cause I don't care if the Grammy's changed their dressed code policy, that red carpet does NOT count for me...

Best Dressed Ladies 

J. Law

 

Though J. Law didn't win this time around, she looked amazing in this gorgeous OBV Dior gown. Def a great come back from her white Golden Globe Dior. I love the sequins especially their multi-color reflection when illuminated by lights, ugh so gorg. Love. She looks edgy, but elegant. So hot.

Lupita



Shout out to Lupita for legittt KILLING IT and every red carpet she has been on thus far. I LOVE her style - or stylist. She admitted on the red carpet last night that she owes all her great looks to her stylist, but we don't care. Round applause for your stylist and round of applause to you for looking radiant in every freaking color. It's her skin tone. Love, love, love. Another round of applause for Gucci.





Golden Globes, Critics Choice, SAG. Like STOP IT You're FABULOUS. 


Michelle Dockery






I mean...I love her. Like I said, she makes me want to be British every single day, but we all know I'm just obsessed with the Brits in general. She looks SO classy and effortless chic with just the simple red lip in this J. Mandel gown. Yet, the sleek number is also super sexy with the plunge neckline and the subdued slit - and look at her shoes UGH. Amazing. The first thing she said was, she loved the dress because it was kinda like a tuxedo. Well, I am all about the menswear on women especially if you look like Michelle does.


Hanna Simone




Well, there's nothing much to say about this except for the moment I saw Hanna step out of her limo I was like HELL YES. The New Girl star is always gorgeous, but she just looks like a goddess in this gown. I am obsessed with the chiffon layers and the lightness of the gown. Her hair and makeup is also perfect. She just looks like the beaming imagine of Marchesa.

Emilia Clarke





If you know me, you know why I love this dress. Just simple, modern, Calvin Klein sequins. I don't watch Game of Thrones but, Emilia looks lovely in this dress. She is also rocking just an elegant bangle and no other crazy jewelry. I am a fan of the simple accessories...of course if your dress speaks for itself.


Anna Gunn










Anna may play a bad bitch on Breaking Bad, but she's also a bad bitch on the read carpet. She always looks so flawless because, I mean, she's gorgeous. Gowns just look so amazing on her body. She stunned in this navy, sequined Monique L'huillier sheath. The highlight of her red carpet look thought - UM her purse!! Is that or is that NOT the COOLEST clutch ever?! I mean...I want that. And the best was when Brian Cranston took it on stage with him when he won his award...amazing. Congrats to BB obvi. 


Sofia Vergara





Sofia redeemed herself from the Golden Globes. She looks like the essence of old Hollywood in this Donna Karan sequin dress. Everything from her Hollywood locks, to the bold diamond necklace, and the obvious sexy shape to her mermaid dress is just beautiful. Hollywood golden era can be relived through Sofia's SAG red carpet image. Fabulous.


Amy Adams



I. Love. This. Dress. I liked - key word being liked - Amy's dress at the Golden Globes, I thought it was very characteristic of her American Hustle role, but this is just stunning. I love this tone of blue on her, very royal. I think this dress is super elegant with the sparklie waist belt, but the I love the avant garde cut outs and of course the slit and the minor train, there is a lot going on but it all works extremely well.


Sandra Bullock



Another A-lister who redeemed herself from the Golden Globes is Sandy. We all weren't loving her GG dress choice, but this is not even negotiable. She looks stunning like an previous Oscar winner should on the red carpet. This emerald Lavin gown is probably the most elegant outfit that was on the carpet actually. It's just so classic and the bow and the side is the perfect touch to give it some flare. Love ya Sandy!

 

Best Dressed Man

Aaron Paul
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 I mean. Aaron is just like amazing in general, wish I was his finance, but that's besides the point. Anyways, he looks amazing in this custom Burberry. I mean the shoes!! He's so swag. Tryna hang.

Best Dress Couple

Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves 

 

I man obv. This couple, ugh. Those kids are gonna be stunnas. Matthew looks so dashing in Dolce & Gabbana while Camila looks Hollywood glam in Vintage Donna Karan Atelier. 

Beautiful Ladies But, #Debatable Pink...

Cate Blancett




Now, I love Cate. I mean shes so fab and front runner for le Oscar and I think this color looks AMAZING on her skin tone, but I'm not sure how I feel about this. I love the idea of the dress but it was not executed well. Like, I obv love sequins, but maybe the sequins should be at the bottom, or the middle awkward flap should go ALL the way around the body, that would look less awkward OR better yet - get rid of the flap and let it just be a plain, pink dress. But her makeup and hair is perfect so we let it slide also reminder her GG dress? Stunning. 


Kerry Washington

 

Again, I start off with - I love Kerry, I mean I wish I was Kerry (and Zoe Saldana) every day, but this is interesting. I LOVE Kerry's makeup and hair - perfect; and I obviously love her sequin crop top. I think its SO fun, and with the purse? Yep. I love the bold pinks. But, I feel like this top would have looked better with cool, high wasted, black flowy pants? Or a high wasted chiffon skirt. Her skirt fabric is took bulky and fat which makes her look bigger, even though I know shes pregnant, but if she had a more high wasted bottom that also touched the ground, it would make her look longer and less preggo. But in her defense, this outfit looked WAY better on TV and I'm guessing in real life than it does in photographs.


Julia Roberts 



Julia looked, let's say, her age at he Golden Globes, but I think she looks super young and fun here! This look was debatable for most people, but I really like it on Julie. Her waves look amazing with the drop earrings and the low cut neckline of the jumper. OH YA - its a jumper everyone. Or a romper, whatever. It looks like a dress, but it's not. So I'm down. Surprise us a little. I also think this looked better in person than it did does on photos. Ha, yeah in person. Hey guys, I was there.

Celebs and Mean Tweets

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. Jimmy Kimmel's Celebs Read Mean Tweets Segment Of His Show Is My New Favvvv Thing...

You know all those tweets you send about celebs that is normally bashing them? You know likeee when you tweet and Kim and Kanye -" Fuck You Im Over Your Heremes clad baby", or Miley Cryus -" You're a SLUT", or at Tswift - "YOU SUCK" (oops...), well Jimmy Kimmel thought of the GENIUS plan to have celebrities read some of these tweets in his new segment called "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets," and its HILLARRR. I can't stop watching. So far there have been 5 Mean Tweet video segments. You have to go to YouTube and check them out but here is a little preview! 

Here are my fav two "Celebs Read Mean Tweets" videos. I dieee every time. Makes you want to tweet shitty stuff at celebs all the time just so maybe just MAYBEE yours will be read on Jimmy Kimmel. 

Celebs Read Mean Tweets: The Music Edition. 

Celebs Read Mean Tweets 5

The 86th Annual Oscar Noms!!

 It's OSCAR SEASON!! The 86th Annual Oscar Nominations and Snubs...and My Predictions for da Win! (Sooo excited for this red carpet doe..)

 

They’re heeeeeeereee!! Yes, yes, yes! At 8:33 this morning, the 86^th Annual Oscar Award Nominations were announced by Chris Hemsworth and his sexy ass self (even though he is about to become a father of three…yikes), and Cheryl Boone Isaacs, president of the Academy.  The list of nominations only took about 15 minutes to read, and as soon as the readings was over – a new set of Hollywood stars were born.

“American Hustle” and “Gravity”, lead the pack with 10 nominations while “12 Years A Slaves” follows at a close second with 9 nominations, and “Nebraska,”  “Dallas Buyers Club,” and “Captain Phyllis” came in third with six nominations.

Now for the part where people become outraged and angry. Oh yes, the SNUBS.  People, including myself, were upset to see that Tom Hanks was not nominated for his role as Captain Phillip in of course, “Captain Phillips,” nor was nominated for his role as Walt Disney in “Saving Mr. Banks”.  In fact, “Saving Mr. Banks” was totally snubbed in the best acting categories.  Emma Thompson was snubbed from the lead actress category for her amazing job as P.L Travers the author of Mary Poppins. Now I can understand Hanks not being nominated as Walt Disney, but Emma Thompson was incredible, in fact this movie was incredible. It was however noticed for best musical score of course, and if it doesn’t win I’ll freak out. Like legit…I’ll be miz. I think Emma Thompson could have replaced Amy Adams in the lead actress category…sorry I’m just not that sorry.

For The Complete List Of OSCAR NOMS  Click Here. 

For a List of Snubs (mizzz) Click Here. 

My Predictions for da Win

 

 

Here are my Predications for the winners of the big dog awards.

Best Picture – ugh this is SUCH a tough one. There were SO many good  movies this year. I think they are all amazing but I feel like it is between “American Hustle” “Gravity” and “12 Years A Slave.” Even though MY favorite movie was hands down "Wolf Of Wallstreet." - Team Leo til I dieee.

Lead Actor – As much as I want Leo to win a God damn Oscar because he is LITERALLY nominated like every other year…this category is a rough one this year because everyone was amazing. Last year it was SO clearly Daniel Day Lewis for Lincoln, but this year it is a lot harder But I am gonna go with Matthew McConaughey OR Bruce Dern.

Lead Actress – Cate Blacnhett. I mean like – yeah. Meryl, we all love her but the lady has 3 Oscars. Give someone else a chance. Although this will be Cate’s 2^nd. HOLLAA

Supporting Actor –  Jared Leto. See ya – bye. He was AHMAZZING. Although this category this year has some awesome people and they were all pretty freaking awesome especially Jonas Hill and Micheal Fassebender, but Jared just wins for me.

Supporting Actress – I personally think this should be between Julia Roberts and Lutipa Nyong’o (love her), but I feel like the Academy may give it to Jennifer Lawrence. But I would love to see Lupita win it because she’s new and British and amazing and that would just be an awesome surprise and good for the “12 Years A Slave” cast.

SIDENOTE: We all know "The Great Gatsby" was a so-so movie, in terms of the story and acting...besides Leo...obv, BUT the film IS nominated for Best Costumes and if it DONEST WIN I'll freak out. Everything in the movie is Prada, Chanel, and Brooks Brothers - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! It has to win. That's all. 

The Oscars air on ABC Sunday, March 2^nd at 7 pm e/ 4 pm p.  They will be hosted by the ever so funny, Ellen. Can’t 

Wait!

 

J Beebs Deportation?

QUICK - Someone Marry Justin!! How Would You Feel If Justin Beiber Got Deported? #Yikes (#OhWaitHe'sCanadian...Right...)

Nice digs J Bieb.

On Jan. 14th, the Monday after the big Globes celebration in Hollywood, something else was going down in the city angels. That morning,  Justin Beiber's Calabasas home was raided by the cops with a search warrant and errrything. Super CSI, SVU status. Now why you ask? Justin, along with a bunch of other crazy thaangs he has done lately, is the lead suspect in the vandalism aka egging of his neighbor's home. Soo, now you're prob thinking what were the police searching for - eggs? HA...I mean i thought that too, but they police were trying to find any type of surveillance footage they could find, yet while they were at the Bieber home, instead of footage or eggs, they found some good ole fashion drugs leading to the arrest of Justin's good friend  and apparently rapper, Lil Za....(who? Ya, I don't know him either). Lil' Za was arrested for possession of narcotics according to Hollywoodlife.com and apparently cocaine, according to E! News. #yikes. As of now, Justin is guilt free and claims to have nothing to do with the egging of his neighbors house, although this neighbor is clearly out to get Justin for in the past the neighbor has called the cops on him for his loud partying and crazy driving through out the neighborhood. Sounds like Justin has got an enemy. But if Justin is convicted for this vandalism crime, there is the slight chance of his deportation - why? Well, we all forget that Just is NOT an American citizen. LOL. He's Canadian sooo likeee there is the chance that the court could send him away. How sad. How would you feel if Justin was sent back to his motherland? Personally, I'm indifferent to the whole situation. I just know that Lil' Za will probably be miz if Justin had to leave considering the fact that no one know who he is unless he is with Justin...no offense. Maybe all the beliebers will stand up for him?

The Miz Dressed List from da Globes...

On A Scale of 1 to Miz...The Worst Red Carpet Fashions a la Globes

Like how MIZ were some of the dresses at the Golden Globes this past Sunday? It's time for da miz scale! Here is my list of the worst and the most debatable dresses that somehow showed up on the red carpet...

 

 

OH HELL NO (aka the mizest of the miz on da scale)

Paula Patton 



As my friend perfectly described, Paula looks like a puff. THIS DRESS IS SO MIZ. And I don't know what's more miz, Paula loving it enough to wear this in public or her stylist letting her. She legit looks like a french pastry aaand that's NOT a good thing. I mean, just because she's likeee the prettiest person EVER does NOT mean that you can wear whatever you want. Like who is your stylist?!  I mean her face looks gorgeous, but I don't know what else is going on. I am utterly confused. Talk about #BlurredLines - Robin - HELP!

Tina Fey 



Ughhhh mizzzz. It's a damn good thing her hosting was better than her red carpet arrival gown. All the dresses she wore for hosting were like 10x better. She looked amazing on stage during the show. Kudos to the Golden Globe show stylist...but I don't know what Tina's actual stylist was thinking. As funny as Tina is...this isn't a good joke.

Drew Barrymore 



Welp, this was def the wrong pregnancy outfit. Drew should have taken some tips from Olivia Wilde who looked stunning in Gucci or Kerry Washington who looked classic in Balenciaga. Even though this dress is Monique L'Huillier (aka gorg wedding dresses) ...it doesn't work.

Lena Dunham 

Ugh, one word - Banana. WAIT sorry, two words - miz banana.

Joanna Newsom 

This dress..do I even need to say anything? You're prob also thinking, who IS she? Yup. While Andy got the award for Brooklyn 99, his girlfriend is getting the award for fashion fail. Her dress looks like it exploded at a bubble gum factory. I can't. So miz. I get you yourself aren't famous buuut like don't you wanna make Andy look good? She took the whole "arm candy" thing to literally.


Aubrey Plaza

 

The To Do List was one of my favorite movies of the summer (see it if you haven't its hilar....), and I'm happy Parks and Rec won on Sunday, but this dress is nothing special and waaaay to purple. She looks like a purple-people-eater. Sorry Aubrey, it's miz. 

 

 

I Didn't Hate It... (not super miz, but not fab)

Jennifer Lawrence 



Now, I love J. Law and I'm so happy she won! Ya American Hustle! You get 'em. She's an amazing actress and she just awesome and so freaking funny - her award press conference is to DIEEE for. Could NOT stop laughing...ANYWAYS - this dress. Jen always wears Dior cause she's the face for the designer, but Rachel Zoe is her stylist. I actually love this dress cause I love puffy feminine things, but I don't like the way it was styled with all the bracelets, the long emerald earrings and then the dark lips with blue eyeshadow...its likeee - what? There's TOO MANY THINGS HAPPENING and they all don't match. Sorry Rachel, this wasn't you best look.


Sandra Bullock 



This dress I also actually like. I think the fit is perfect on Sandy and her cleavage looks fab, but I feel like maybe if the dress was all one solid color it would be prettier. Like, if it was all that pink color, that would be stunning. But Sandra is rocking the mullet hem line trend revealing some cute wrap-ankle sling backs. I def don't think she looks awful just not right.


Sofia Vergra 

 

I like it when Sofia wears hip hugging, mermaid dresses better. This dress is too much for her and Sofia herself is already like too much. And then that necklace?! UGH. I think the dress itself is elegant but on Sofia - I mean, she looks like Ursula from The Little Mermaid...think about. I'll give you a secons and then you'll agree with me. 

 

Julia Roberts 

 

I mean, Julia is a legend. She can do whatever she wants. I personally don't think this is awful. Everyone has been saying its miz, but Julia is honestly just dressing her age and I think she looks really sophisticated in this Dolce and Gabbana that was custom made her. 

Sara Paulson

 

I don't hate his Marchesa number that Sara Paulson sported at the Globes. It reminds me of Zooey's outfit. I think its fun, and it sparkles, so I'm down. It's different and not like everyone else's idea of a flowing evening gown, but I like it. It is def a debatable one, but I think it's cute. Looks a lot better zoomed in because the embellishment details are beautiful, they make the dress. 

Zoe Saldana 

Now, I always defend Zoe because I love her. Most people are hating on this dress, but like Julia's dress, it was a custom creation for Zoe by Prabal Gurung. The collage style dress is DEF different but I think if anyone can wear it - Zoe can. The cut is also phenomm on her so I think she looks stunning...as usual. The off the shoulder on her is to die for. Zoe gets away with wearing redic things on the carpet or more couture typed styles shall I say, but she can.