Obviously, Everyone A La MET Gala Was Beautiful...Buuuut, Not All The Dresses Were. Just In Case You Forgot, Here Are Le Worst Dressed AKA The Most MIZ Dressed From The MET Red Carpet...
The Disney Princesses
Sandra Dee
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Yup, it looks like Cinderella's ball gown. Actually, no. Cinderella's ball gown is like, a little more tame than this. Don't you agree? I don't even know the designer of this, I couldn't find it, but I guess it's probably for the best...
Katie Holmes
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Oh Katie, Katie, Katie. Well, I mean I don't hate this dress, it's Marchesa so it's like super elegant and grand, but on Kate, I'm gonna agree with Buzzfeed and pretty much everyone else and go ahead and say that she looks like Belle...from Beauty and the Beast. Like, she doesn't look bad, she just looks like a Disney character. It's fine. Whatevs. It happens.
The LITerally WTF Dresses...Like, we seriously DO NOT get it
Kate Upton
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Sooo....I mean...I don't know where to begin. This dress is Dolce and Gabanna. Yup. I don't EVEN KNOW. It's SO bad. Like WHAT?!! Like, people were joking that she was dressed up to celebrate cinqo de mayo, but it looks like she's celebrating day of the dead to me. I mean the hat thing?!!! She literaaally looks like a gothic Chiquita Banana woman. There's just too much going on with the black lace, and the corset, and the candy-looking jewelry, and the hat. Ugh, I can't. I think this IS worst dressed. Sorry, Kate. Stick to the bikinis.
Kristen Stewart
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All of these pieces are like really intricate and very pretty, seperately. Together...it just kinda looks like a mess with feathers glued onto it and a sparklie sheer add on at the bottom. This is a Chanel dress, Kirsten always tends to rock Chanel things, but this is like kinda miz. It also looks super fall. Like, it's May! It's spring! I know you're not happy about much, but this would have been the time to try.
Lala Anthony
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When I was in the 2nd or 3rd grade, can't remember now, but we did a Magic School Bus musical. Remember the Magic School Bus...Mrs. Frizzle? Yeah. Good times. Well, in the play, the magic school bus takes the kids to space and the go to all the planets. On Mars, the encounter the one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple, people eaters. And there was a fun song and everything. I was cast as a purple-people-eater and I was like SO MIZ about it...mainly cause I had to wear ALL purple and that was miz. Well, I'm sorry but Lala's outfit takes me back...back to my purple-people-eater costume, which is probably one of the more miz things I've done in life. LOL. This outfit is a huge NO.
Maggie G.
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Hmmm. A lot of things going through my mind right now. Virgin Sucides, That 70's Show, The Brady Bunch, OH the current season of Mad Men....yeah. All of these. This dress is straight out of a 1970's wardrobe closet. Like maybe that's what she's going for, but ehhh. Not glam enough. You can wear this walking down the street. I'm all about vintage, but there needs to be some vintage glam on this red carpet. ( Reference Dita and Blake...who is obv, behind her...awk).
Rita Ora
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Obv I love Rita, who is still dating Calvin Harris apparently - nice, but WHAT IS THIS? Well, I know its Donna Karen, but I mean, sorry just No. I feel like there is no need to go into detail about it...
PRADA's Problemzz
SOOO. Prada, like Stella McCartney, dressed a group of celebs for the MET Gala, but unlike Stella, most of the Prada girls ended up on various worst dressed list...soo Prada what was uppp? Like, WHY did this happen? I honestly don't hate any of the dresses, I mean this whole Prada collection looks like kinda broken mosaics with all the embellishments OR kinda like a Gustav Klimt painting, which I LOVE, but maybe not for the Met Gala. Ugh. Sui. Let's take a look.
Classic Gustav Klimt Painting.
Problem 1 - Gabrielle Union
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Prob 2 - Brie Larson
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Prob 3 - Margot Robbie
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Prob 4 - Sarah Paulson
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Annnnd Finally, Lupita
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Sol, Lupita can do no wrong in my eyes. When I first saw her on the red carpet, I was like UGH NO, what IS that?! Buuut, then I saw this picture. And this picture is everything. Like, she's been best dressed for everything since 12 Years A Slave hit theaters, not to mention the People's Most Beautiful, so I'm thinking, she just wanted to have some fun with this MET gala. It's her first one, we all already know she's amazing, whatever. So, is this Lupita's best look? No. Did she do Prada right the first time at the Oscar's? Yes. SO, that's all I really care about.
