The Bach is BACK! And so are WE! But with girls like the "Chicken Enthusiast," we're feeling a liiiitle worried for Ben...
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The Bach celebrates is 20th season with Ben H. Perfect.
It's that time of year again!! That's right, Christmas is over SO I'm clearly talking about ringing in the new year with THE BACH - and this season is going to be better than ever because the Bach on this year's scene is the super, swag Ben H. from Kaitlyn's season! (Yay, Kaitlyn chose Ryan - WOAH, sorry I mean Shawn over Ben and then Shawn went in got a nose job...okay I mean, that's still rumor buuut I'm just saying look at before and after pics LOL).
Ben. H and Shawn B. just fighting for Kaitlyn last season of the Bachelorette. Aww.
Anyway, tomorrow night at 8pm (5pm PST), we happily welcome Benny H. into our homes as we sit through God knows how many episodes (but seriously you never know because betches go home, betches get sent home, some come back, it's madness) of Ben's quest to find love. Awww.
When Time Square is ready, the world is ready.
So, while we're SO excited to watch tomorrow's new season, let's be real - 98 percent of you want things to NOT work our for Ben so you can go find him for yourself...don't lie. OH, and that other 2 percent? Umm, that's you wanting Ben to be happy, but you're still like pretty convinced he won't find love on the show, so you're still rooting for yourself. But HEY, whether or not Benny finds love or not, we're all TOO excited to see how this season pans out!
And because you nor I are currently on Ben's arm, Ben has to choose his future girl (I would say wife but we all after 20 seasons,YES TWENTY, that that could be debatable) from ABC's curated cast of this season's 28 contestants. Yeah, that's right...TWENTY EIGHT. Yup.
SO, who are some of the Bach betches vying for Ben's heart? Well, here's how we got a little worried...
Ben's worried face? Hehehe.
There's TWO twins from Vegas and their occupation is umm BEING A TWIN...(NOT joking. I mean I am sister, so can THAT be MY full time job?)
Several bartenders...obv
A war veteran, which means prob one of the more intense background stories...
TWO "Lauren B's," but one prefers to be called "LB" (gee thanks Laurenz)
THREE black girls...Lolzzz
Two people from former seasons: Amber (bartender), Becca (virgin).
A few teachers (gotta have the girls that just LOVE kidz)
Someone who openly admits to just being unemployed...I mean, sure.
And last, but not least there's...
A COWGIRL...UMMM...
and
A CHICKEN ENTHUSIAST...yes. Like. are you the Chick-fil-a cow mascot?!!! I don't get it. I'm not going to even try to guess what this means, I guess we'll find out soon enough.
Well, good luck Ben. Whether you end up with someone or not...you're 100% not going to be single for long.
UGH. Ben with a BABY!! Yup, he's perfect. Get ready America. <3
