This JUST IN: Juan Pablo And The Mystery Winner of Da Bach, Are ALREADY Having Problems! Any Why Producers Are Calling JP Da Worst Bachelor Ever...On A Scale of 1 to Miz...That's Just The MIZest...
Besides the obvious reasons...
Well, just when you thought all the Bach drama was already at an all time low, it apparently continues to get worse, even after the final rose. Yikes. But, I mean, basic. It's like, what more can Juan do to screw up? We're all sooo over it.
According to a recent E! News articled entitled: Juan Pablo Galavis the "Worst Bachelor Ever"? Producers Can't Wait for Season to Be Over, producers are very much anticipating this Monday night (as we all are....don't lie), because then this rediccc reason of the Bachelor will finally be over. So, apparently, just as the articles states, producers are pissed about how this season went and are basically saying that Juan may possibly be the worst Bachelor ever. I mean, are we surprised?
Hmm. Well just in case you need some reasons that'll back this up, here are few:
- His comments against a gay version of the bachelor, saying it would be preverted...(ouch)
- saying that he doesn't want to kiss 27 women on the show because of his daughter, but then always managed to swim in oceans and kiss crazzy ass Clare...(ew, liar)
- sending home Renee aka the most normal/motherly one...(stupid)
- telling Andi she was there by "default" and just being a cocky douche...(rude)
- His final two being crazy Clare and neurotic Niki...(idioit)
- Blaming everything that is misconstrued on his language barrier...("eess okay, but like NO it's not.)
- apparently retweeting a fan's weird tweet about a handicapted friend...(WHY?!)
- And the BIGGEST crime - being so hot and NOT living up to it...(SUCKS)
Soo, what do I think? Do I think Juan Pablo is the worst Bachelor ever?? I think the show revealed to us all that even though this guy is clearly like so hot, and can do wondrous things with a soccer ball, he's just kinda a douche. And like, "its okay" (LOL), because I mean, most hot guys are. We all just learned it da hard way. I mean, the guy has to be a shallow ass, cocky, jerk if Clare and Niki are his last two. Like, they are the WORST. And we all obv do NOT give a rat's ass who he picks, but apparently, whoever the winner is, they are already having problems. So what? They're supposed endless loove didn't even last through the showing of the final rose?!!! That's gotta be some kinda of a record.
Well, I'm about to watch, as sui as it may be. As much as I hate the final two, gotta see who wins obv. My money is on Clare, but I can see him having issues with either of them. WHY? OH, because they're both CRAZY. Great job, Juan.
How The final rose would go with me and JP:
"Will you eessept dis rose?"
"I mean, no. I think I'll pass."
