Miz List Friday: Giuliana, Johnny Depp, Vanity Fair British Invasion

Miz List Friday: E! Tries To Cover Up Giuliana's Boney Frame On "E! News", Johnny Depp Marriage Encore, and Vanity Fair's British Cover Invasion is EPIC !!!

E! Tryna Hide Giuliana's Frame

SOO, I don't know if you have noticed, but ever since the whole, you know, Giulana looking like skin and bones on the Golden Globe red carpet, it seems like E! has actually responded to the negative social media backlash by covering up Giuliana's very frail, and tiny shoulders/arms. Don't believe me? If you're an avid E! News watcher, theennn you know what I mean. Every since the Sunday of the Globes, G has appeared on E! News wearing legit only long sleeved, or just sleeved dresses to cover her arms. Now, at first I thought I was reading likee waaay to much into this, but then I noticed how Catt and Allie are running around in tanks on set and G is not...sooo this leads me to believe that E! wants their best anchor to cover up for the time being to avoid, well, more negative press.

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 Long sleeved errythang.

Now, as we all know G did not host the SAG Award Red Carpet because she was supposedly on vacay. Because G was away Maria Menenous had to host and she was literally GOD AWFUL. Like, she was so awful to the point where I think "bring-Giuliana-back" was trending. Yeah, like she was SO miz. So, obviously despite G's kinda scary skeleton-like figure at the Globes, we all missed her terribly on the SAG red carpet and happy she is coming back to do the Grammy's carpet this Sunday.
Now, of course I was thinking that E! MAY (emphasis on MAY) have asked G like not to do the SAG red carpet cause of the social media uproar that was caused at the Globes, because let's be real G does ALL the award season red carpets, including the SAG. In fact I was OBSESSED with her SAG dress from the 2014 red carpet. So, to the people who were all like: "I don't think Giuliana does the SAG carpet..." NOPE, she does. Which brings me back to the point that it was weird that she didn't do it this year. E! anchors don't take vacay's during award season...just saying.

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 2014 SAG carpet. And you can look up 2013 too...she was there. 

But, now the G is back to host the Grammy's the big question is: What IS she gonna wear?!! Bare shoulders oooor not? Hmmm.

Johnny Depp is Married...Again!!

 

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That's right ladies, Mordecai himself tied the knot this week marrying actress Amber Heard. The two were married on his private Bahamas island and Amber reportedly wore a custom Stella McCartney dress. Ahh blisss. But, I gotta say, I know that Johnny and Amber met back in 2011 while filming the "Rum Diaries," but besides that movie, which I didn't see LOL, like I literally have NO idea what Amber Heard has done...like really who IS she?! Okay, I know WHO she is, but she hasn't really done anything that ground breaking as an actress unless you count her role as the newbie bunny on the short lived series "The Playboy Club." I just like don't know...to me she looks like a Scarlett Johansson kinda wannabe (but, like with thinner lips)? And those who know me know how I feel about Scarlett. LOLzz like don't even get me started...but TOO late, I have.

Ugh, okay so like she's HOT big WHOOP, blonde girl, nice lips, I get it. But likeee she is not, and I mean she's just not a great actress. Sorry. I mean I'll give her "Lost In Translation" and like "Girl With A Pearl Earring,"  but those movies were like super early on in her career. Now, no offense, but she is totally typecast as you know, the back stabbing bitch who is normally sleeping with someone's husband...don't believe me? HOLD UP - I got you...

He's Just Not That Into You
The Other Boylen Girl
Match Point
Vicky Cristina Barcelona

I'm sure there are others...but like that's enough to convince you.

BOTTOM LINE: Amber kinda looks like Scarlett, but even though I don't love Scarlett, Scarlett is the better Amber Heard. Anyway, congrats Johnny!! I'll be interesting to see how long this one lasts...

Vanity Fair (British Invasion) Hollywood Issue

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 Ugh. Just gimmie, gimme.

This literally has me giddy. This Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue is prob the BEST everr!!! I LOVE the VF Hollywood edition, I collect the covers ever since the one with all the teen stars when I was like in middle school with everyone from Lindsay Lohan to Hillary Duff to Raven Symone and Alexis Bledel, to the FAB one with like Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastin, basically the 2013 Oscars.

But, what makes this one so great?! AHHHH!! This month they did a Hollywood Portfolio on ALL and I mean ALL those fab, fab, fab British actors who are taking Hollywood storm. We're talking Benedict, Eddie, David, Keira, Emily, Sienna, Michelle, and more!! The mag cover only features seven of this year's brightest stars, but I can't wait to see all the fab pics and OBV the British portfolio pics. Check on VF to see behind the scenes footage of the cover shoot! It literally looks like the most fun shoot ever...

It's actually perfect...I'm dying. 

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LIKE IS THIS A JOKE?!! ALL these people thooo?! Like, someone throw me IN!!