Le WORST Dressed a la 2016 Oscars! Everyone's fav post is HERE!!
As much as we love to praise the best, everybody really loves to hate on the worst. So, without any further procrastination, let's do this!
Amy Poehler in Andrew GN.
Just as Tina's red carpet style was getting good, her other half had to come and rain on the comedic duo parade. WHAT IS THIS DRESS?! I actually don't hate the embroidery, but the sleeves are like massive, quarter-length bell sleeves that jet outward in some odd asymmetrical way. Also Amy's hairstyle is so confusing. Just one big curl hanging there with the rest of her hair pulled back?! No. Like this looks like someone made the dress out of an old couch and then attempted to do her hair after they realized there was nothing more they could do about the dress once it was on. Ugh.
Kate Winslet in...a trash bag?Lol JK.
UGHHH. I hate to do this more than ANYTHING in the world! Putting Kate on the worst dressed list is like putting Leo there with her. It's SO sad, but I cannot with this trash bag looking gown. And I really do love iridescent things, but like why is the iridescent white and shinny looking?! What frightens me more is that her stylist didn't even stop to look and say: "Um, NO because this looks like a trash bag." HOW?! Also, trash bag aside, the dress doesn't even fit her silhouette! I'm pretty sure that the dress I made out of plastic in the 4th grade, my yellow plastic table cloth dress, was 100x more stylish than this. I mean, yeah it was. Kate, WE LOVE YOU, and nobody wants to throw you away so don't sell yourself short in a trash bag. Literally would have rather seen you show up on the carpet with JUST the heart of the ocean necklace on....LOL. #TitanicForever
Kerry Washington in Versace...(I know, what?!)
UGHHH. Another one I HATE to do this too. What is wrong with all of these stylists?! Turning good people into bad fashion faux pas'! I love the bottom of this dress, but the top, the top actually really does look like my yellow plastic dress from 4th grade. It actually looks like someone - aka a 4th grader - made this dress out of plastic and then glued the straps on and then added those two black lines on the skirt. I hate it. And like Kate's dress, the top part of the dress doesn't even fit her right!! It's lopsided! The white part of the dress is beautiful, but the top is confusing as hell. She def looked like a little gladiator though. LOL. One thing I will say though, awful dress aside, Kerry's face looked flawless. Luckily she made the best beauty trends list!
Sophie Turner in Galvan.
Welp, the GOT actress clearly decided with all this 90s nostalgia going on that she HAD to wear something that resembled a 90210 prom dress. BUT, the thing is - this isn't even 90s chic. Like, this isn't even Gwyneth Paltrow's 1999 pink Ralph Lauren gown chic, oh no. This is more like a bad 2000-2001 bridesmaids dress. Yup. Even with her bright, red hair, the whole look is just flat. The pale green is all wrong, the fit isn't that great, the slit does nothing, it's just miz. And I guarantee you that there is nothing worse than a miz early millennium evening gown. Woof.
Whoopi in The Danes.
So, Whoopi was just asking to be called Ursula from "The Little Mermaid" in this heavy, satin gown. And I mean I don't like the gown, but I respect that she wanted to wear a dress. What I don't respect is the massive adornment of octopus jewelry on her hand. Like, how did she not know that those gems were just ASKING, ASKING to be called the evil sea queen?! Also, her off-the-shoulder look revealed an enormous tat, which everyone was blowing up about. Had we seen this before? And if so - what IS it?! Slash WHY is it on her shoulder?! Ugh. So many questions.
Reese in Oscar de la Renta.
Now, Reese and Julianne have the same stylist and I LOVE her (Leslie Fremar), so I can honestly say that Reese ending up on the worst dressed list rarely happens because her looks or normally so on point. She and Julianne rarely ever look bad, BUT I hate this dress. Now, this isn't an "ugly" dress, but it's just out dated. Sure it's elegant, but it's boring and I'm not about the violet color on her either. To quote Chris Chrisley, LOL, this really does look like a "Nashville ballgown." It really would also be perfect for a Mardi Gras ball.
Keltie Knight in Lucian Matis.
When your origami takes over. HAHA wait JK, I take that back. The Insider's Keltie Knight decide to def go big or go home. Her dress looks like it could transform into a car annnnnny second. Talk about stealing the show.
Dorith Mous in Dennis Diem.
Okay, so I want to to really appreciate the intricate detail of the his dress, like I don't actually hate it, but it does look like something Anna Karenina wore to the Russian ball before she decided to have an affair with the hot guy. Seriously. It's just a little too much. Again not ugly, it's actually kind of beautiful in a dark, twisted way, but yeah, too much. It's like vampy side I imagine the early 19th century to have. LOL.
Liz Hernandez in Michael Costello.
Access Hollywood host, Liz Hernandez, decided that it was a good idea to wear a dress with the peplum on the side of her body as opposed to around the hips were NORMAL peplums go. I literally can't. It's like if you remove the peplum thingy, you have a nice sophisticated black dress. Probs more appropriate for the Grammys, but still better than what you see now. This extra accent just makes the dress all wrong. Like awful. Like can she put her arm all the way down?! It's debatable.
Sandy Powell in something I'm pretty sure she designed.
UGH. Again, I HATE to do this. Now, I love Sandy Powell. The girl has already won TWO Oscars for Costume Design, she's a boss and Cate Blancette is her muse. She was nominated for BOTH "Carol" and "Cinderella" this year and lost to ugh, "Mad Max." Like remember when the show was legit an HOUR of "Mad Max" shit?! Like WHO IS YOU "Mad Max?!" Anyway. Clearly, I'm over it. But what I am trying to say is Powell is a costume genius and she normally rocks carpets in something funky and cool, but this is a little too funky and like not cool for me. Oops. Love you Sandy!
