Friday, March 21, 2014

Kimye on the cover of VOGUE?!! LITERALLY?!! #vom.

After SO Much Begging, How Much Money DO YOU THINK Kanye paid Anna Wintour for Him And Kim to finnnaaallly Grace The Cover of VOGUE?!! (After Wintour Previously Stated That It Would Never Happen...)


LIT...but that dress is flawless on her body...



Welp, There you have it. After so much begging CLEARLY Anna gave into whatever Kayne's demands were for his Queen to be on the April issue of the mag's cover. Congrats Kanye and Kim! It finally Paid Off. $$ OBV, because I think SOMEONE was def...paid off. Ugh, wouldn't you just LOVE to know what Kanye's demands were?! Like what he had to have said to Wintour?? Ugh, me too. Because it seemed pretty clear in October of 2013, that Kim was NOT ever going to grace the mag's cover because the cover was reserved for people of "talent" and "significant importance." What exactly has Kim done to become famous? NOTHING. Kanye - different story, obv, but Kim - sorry, nothing. 

So, the two love birds and soon to be husband and wife come this May, grace the cover with Kim in some statue-esc wedding dress and Kanye holding her from behind. Aw. Elegant? Sure. Regal? Kanye thinks so. (We ALL know he planned the whole shoot himself, like 100%).

Kim and Kanye are the first Vogue couple covers, and I'm thinking that has something to do with the so called "plan" that Kanye MUST have made with the Vogue editor. Kim by herself? Nahh. Kim AND the rap/fashion mogul? Suuure, sure. #justification. 

I also shadily think this might have something to do with little sister, and I guess now supermodel, Kendall. I mean, Kendall did shows from Marc Jacobs to Givenchy at fashion week last month, and Kendall was featured on Vogue.com. She was later spotted sitting front row, right next to Wintour at London Fashion week, just going about her day as if that wasn't probably the coolest and most important thing that's ever happened in her lifeeee. So, it was clear, Anna liked Kendall, Kim prob felt left out, Kim told Kanye, and Kanye...fixed it. That's just my theory. (But it makes like so much sense right?)

I'm not gonna lie, I am disappointed that Anna let her guard down and put them on it...and Kim TOTALLY wants to be Beyonce...likeee #miz

They may be the most obnoxious Hollywood couple there is out there right now, but whatever, I'm excited to see this wedding.