And Now...The Moment You Have All Be Waiting For...Here Is Our WORST Dressed From The Golden Globes...Ugh. The MIZ Dresses.
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On a scale of 1 to MIZ...(Miz being like the absolute worst) let's check out some of theses dresses to see how miz they really were...
photos via E! Online, and Daily Mail
Keira Knightly.
I mean, she's beautiful and she's pregnant - congrats! So, I get wanting something elegant to hide the little baby bumble buuut, even though it took over 30 people to make this custom Chanel gown...it was a little ehhh, not so fab. This isn't the MIZest dress of the worst, but it's not great. Love you KK!!! I loved your Chanel wedding gown!!
Lena Dunham.
Okay sooo Lena normally isn't really on any best dressed list...let's be honest, but she also doesn't give a fook whether or not anyone puts her on the worst dressed list or not because she's like waaay too awesome to care. But despite that, I gotta say this dress is a lot better than some other stuff she has worn on the red carpet...it's just the high low part of the dress which isn't that becoming. Almost Lena, but not almost enough.
Lana Del Rey.
Anyone who knows me knows I LOVE Lana. I can prob lock myself in my room and listen to miz Lana and Lorde music for hours. It's whatever. I also think Lana normally gives the whole sex kitten allure, but in this dress, she looks just likeee...I don't know - weird. Like, I think this mint color looks great on her skin tone, but the dress looks like a vintage 70s prom dress from the Virgin Suicides...if you get me. Also her hair extensions were overly vamped. Miz. Love, you Lana, but miz.
Claire Danes.
So, I don't exactly hate this dress...I mean it's Valentino for God's sake! I think it is incredibly ornate, but like...from far away it reads like kinda a mess. Is it weird that I think the dress resembles an owl? I don't know. Just a thought...
Kara Mara.
I'm pretty sure Kate Mara's best accessory for the night was Kevin Spacey, and then her accessory got even better when Kevin won and he had his Golden Globe. I like the red, but I don't the big orange belt or the little awk ruffles that look like they are coming out of the belt. To me, this is one of the mizest. Sienna Miller's Mui Mui was like way better than this Mui Mui.
Patrica Arquette.
Ugh. This is just awful and it doesn't help her figure at all. And likee she WON, so she had to go up on stage!!! Like ugh, noooo. Miz. Love Boyhood though, great film.
Katie Cassidy.
I mean...this is one of those dresses that you wear when you are trying desperately to be like way too sexy. Like there are just too many slashes everywhere. It looks like a tiger just slashed the top part of the dress and her slit is like way to high. Also, in all seriousness, why was she even at the Globes?! Ugh, this is just miz. 100% miz.
Kristen Wigg.
Okay, so I actually LOVE this dress, but just like not for the Golden Globe red carpet. I think it would make like a fun summer beach dress? But, this dress is in no way miz, its just not for the red carpet.
Amanda Peet.
This is another one of those dresses that is really beautiful, but does not belong on the red carpet. Another flowy beach dress situation. Not miz, but just miz for the red carpet.
Robin Wright.
I just thought Robin was better than that. Ugh. Sui. Miz.
Taryn Manning.
Welp, there's nothing else to say about this besides the fact that...it looks like a trash bag. I mean, yeah. And I don't know about you, but last time I checked, a paper bag would have worked better. At least that's more eco-friendly?
Jemima Kirke.
So, I like the color scheme, but the whole Kimono crop top and skirt thing is a little much. She looks like a futuristic eagle bird from the Hunger Games...Mocking Jay anyone?
Amy Poehler.
Ugh, I love Amy and I love Stella McCartney, but I don't love this. However Amy made up for any fashion faux pas by being of course a hilarious GG host along side Tina Fey.
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Tiziana Rocca.
I don't EVEN know who this IS, but like somehow she showed up on the red carpet wearing THIS. This is 100% the most MIZ dress, not only on the red carpet, but that I have EVER SEEN. AHHH!!!
