BET Awards Tweets About Kylie Jenner....

The BEST BET Awards Tweets About Kylie Jenner Annnd Some Red Carpet Fashion....(Emphasis On The "Some") 

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The non-couple couple  just returned to the states from euro-tripping in Cannes and Switzerland. 

Last night, the annual BET Awards took place in downtown LA, and while the creme de la creme of Black entertainment gathered to celebrate the best of the year, some people (in this case Kylie Jenner) were making headlines aaaand they weren't even there...

So, normally I take the time after most award ceremonies to do a blog on the event's best and worst dressed. Well, sadly, the tweets about Kylie Jenner were like waaaay more exciting than last night's red carpet fashion, like I was not impressed AT ALL. A lot of stars also had better onstage outfits than the outfits they arrived in so, that kinda sucks. But I will take a few seconds to acknowledge the few who got it right....

Gabrielle Union 
This isn't the most flattering picture of the dress, but this dress looked so sick on her body. I mean, she's flawless. Shes apparently 40 something and likeee she looks like she's 25. Kylie Jenner opposite. SO Fabulous. And her dress that she changed into inside the awards was also gorgeous. She is the definition of "black don't crack."


 
Ciara and Russell Wilson 
I mean, I get that everyone is obsessed with Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris right now, but like I love this couple. Like SO swag. Ciara's dress is just so flawlessly form fitting. I love the metallic, I love the slit and the plunge neckline. It's elegantly sexy and I love it. Ciara also KILLED like killed her Janet Jackson tribute performance. Like, if you haven't seen it, YouTube that shit now. It's Epicness. And Russell, well I mean, he just looks great in his all black standing next to her. When Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris go to the White House together to hang, then maybe I'll give them more credit.



Zendya
Obviously people are like so quick to hate. Zendya showed up on the carpet rocking an awesome sheer, sparkly, mini shirt dress with platform sandals and a pixie cut. Poor girl. People always mad hating on her hair. LOL. So, of course, viewers were pissed about the pixie, but I think she rocked it well, plus it added some more edge to her mirco-mini dress. I love this dress SO much, I would legit take it off her back....it's fine. I already acknowledge that I have a problem. #SequinObsessed.



Janelle Monae 
This girl is so fierce, but in like a non-agressive fierce way if  you feel me?  I just love her and I loved this whole dark cape and mini dress ensemble. Classy, chic, yet sexy, all at the same time. And the way the outfit is accessorized? I looove the red nails and red lips, the gold rings on every finger and the thick gold choker is just a show stopper. She nailed it.




...SOOO yeah, that's about it for the people who got it right. I'd go through the worst dressed, but that's like a whole 'nother blog post if you feel me.

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Anyway, back to the mean tweets. So, Kylie Jenner like didn't even GO to the BET Awards last night. Nope. BUT that did NOT stop social media from sending some pretty great tweets about her and Tyga's alleged relationship (even though it's pretty obvious they're dating).

So, WHY all the secrecy about the relationship? Well, there's one big reasons that comes to mind. Kylie is 17. Yes, 17. I know she looks 100% older than you and me and could def be mistaken for a 33 year old with lip injections, but she is in fact...only 17. Tyga on the other hand...is 25. YAH. Twenty freaking five. And I know what you're thinking, I also thought he was likeeee 20. But def NOT 25. So, if you do the math there's almost a ten year age difference there, which is whatever because age is just a number right? Sure. But when the number is 17 and you realizee OH WAIT - she's not eeeven LEGAL yet...then you put two and two together and you realize, oh yeah, no WONDER they haven't gone public with their relationship because, you know, it's technically ILLEGAL. LOL. I mean, it really is a laugh out loud knee slapper.

Tyga performed at the awards a few times last night and seemed to be happy go lucky even though his supposed gf was not in the crowd, but the viewers got a little fancy (SO fancy) via social media and shared some awesome tweets and memes about Tyga and his umm kid-girlfriend? Hehehe.

So without further adieu...let's check out some of these tweets sha'll we? Yes, we sha'll.

 

 HA. Cause she's a kid....

 LOL, cause she's basically a baby compared to him. I get it.

 

Get it?? Because Kylie is likeee to young for him!  OR for ANYONE really...

 

Ohhhh I didn't realize Kylie was a hoe? Did you?

 

OOOOOOh snap! Dis to Chris Brown's kid!

 HAHA. 18 and UP! Those were likee the worst clubs.

 

A very Kanye and Kim move.

I mean, yeah if you think about it - who IS Tyga??

 Cookies for saleeee! Right Ciara?? #CookieJarVsCookieBox

 

In bed by 8. Oh wait...that's when the awards started...yeah, she def couldn't come.

And finally...






Yeah. Blac Chyna and Amber Rose (aka super Kardashian haters) showed up to the awards dressed like this...

 

Trying to make a statement much? An I-hate-Kylie-Jenner-and-the-whole-Kardashian-plus-Kanye-clan-statement? I'll say.  #Twinning

Soooo like, basically, we just need Kylie Jenzz to turn 18 already. For her shake and likeee the rest of the worlds.

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Because every 17 year old looks...like this. 

(Remember that episode when Bruce likee wouldn't let Kylie makeup?! LOLzz)

WAIT...Kaitlyn Had Sex With WHO?!!!...ohhh....

Why The "Most Dramatic" Episode Of The Bachelorette Was Actually Likeee SUPER Underwhelming...(Aka NOT Dramatic At All...) 

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Yeah...this is how I felt pretty much the whole episode. Just like this...

WARNING: Spoilers ahead...if you haven't seen the episode yet...

So, last night we were ALL excited for the BIG "sex scandal" episode of the Bachelorette, mainly because we ALL (and don't lie you were soooo curious) wanted to see who da FOOK Kaitlyn literally could not wait for the fantasy suite to have sex with. WHO could be that worthy?!

Yes, we were all so excited to see who Kaitlyn was gonna give it up for (not that she's a virg...she's def not a virg, lol). Everyone had their own opinions of who the lucky man was going to be, but I was pretty much banking on it being Shaw B...aka "Calvin Harris and Ryan Gosling's love child" - a perfect quote by Andi Dorfman...the lovely former/best Bachelorette herself. I mean Kaitlyn and Shawn have such amazeee chemistry and he already told her that he loves her and she was like melting...I mean, I would be too, the man is flawless. So, I was really ready to see this Shawn and Kaitlyn sexy time, not gonna lie...

But people though, people suck. Of course people are getting all riled up about Kaitlyn having sex before the fantasy suite, but I've said before, so what? It happens all the time, we just don't know about it until people like Brittany Robertson's from Ben's Bachelor season, come out and talk about it later on. SO, if Kailtyn wants to get it on before the fantasy suite, I say let her do her...I mean if she was the Bachelor...this prob wouldn't even be that big of a deal. The only thing I had an issue with was Kaitlyn NOT having sex with Shawn...but with NICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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MY EYESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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Even Andi wanted it to STAAHHP....

Nick also went to Twitter to defend himself...

Ugh, MIZ. Like, I think everyone was just kinda like...you know...WTF KAITLYN?!! Plus, I did not think she would have sex with Nick, because you would think that Nick wouldn't want any more hate, I mean that's a joke right? He gave Andi shit for having sex with him in the fantasy suite, called her out on national television, and then goes an has sex with Kaityn waaaaay BEFORE the fantasy suite??! I. do. not. get. it. DO YOU?! Kaitlyn then said she felt sooo guilty the day after and I was like I mean, hopefully about the Nick part...AND the fact that Shawn could possibly be leaving cause he's pissed...that's worth feeling really guilty over.

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 Yeah, I'd be pretty miz if Shawn wanted to leave also...way to give it up for Nick tho. 

So, really it's not even WTF Kaitlyn (well, it's still WTF the Kaitlyn because we still don't get why she likes him so much), but it's really like WTF Nick?! He obv does not give a shit. Which, I guess has him winning...but for the rest of us, we were just all like EW. This SUCKS. Am I right?

OTHER MIZ SHIZ THAT HAPPENED...

Ian leaving. 
Ian left and he was quite huffy.  Hmmm huffy isn't exactly the word, it's more like cocky, douchy, and assholely. He told Kaitlyn she has shallow and all this stuff about not wanting to wait in line to plow her field yada yada, but all I was hearing was a cocky asshole who is desperately seeking to be the next Bachelor, but he def blew that chance. He really represented Deerfield though, totally lived up to the Deerfield-Ivy-League traditional asshole stereotype though, so way to keep that alive and well. The only thing Ian was right about was saying that he question her intentions for bringing Nick in, which I mean, don't we all?

hehehe Ian's LinkedIn photo...despite his asshole outburst, he's a very impressive guy.

JJ Staying. 
WHY AND I MEAN WHY IS JJ STILL THERE?! He should have gone home with Clint a looong ass time ago. He just sucks. More people were tweeting about JJ staying than her mistake of sending sweet little Joshua home. So miz.

The coffin, I mean wake date. 
Ugh...poor Ben Z. The whole pretending Kaitlyn was dead thing wasn't exactly funny to him, but it actually wasn't funny at all...it was well, miz. And weird. And miz.

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Jared, the restaurant manager getting the group date rose. 
If I was Shawn B, I would have been SO pissed about last night's episode too. I mean first, you basically find out that Kaitlyn screwed Nick, which is miz, then you go all out on the group date and show her your family album pics and she loves them, but then she gives the rose to the restaurant owner kid with kinda a creepy face? Ugh! And he's the one that gets to dance to the Cranberries all night long?! **GASP** What's WRONG with you Kaitlyn?! Andi feels the same way...

Probably the truest statement of the evening.

Soo, was this supposedly dramatic episode entertaining??? Um, no. Not really. I actually found myself to be quite bored. Oh well! There's always next week!

Break The Internet Round 2: Miley's PAPER Cover

Break The Internet Round 2? Miley's "Racy" AKA Naked Spread For PAPER Mag...

I think it's safe to say that PAPER Magazine is on a roll - and while 22 year old Miley may not "break the internet" circa Kim Kardash (I mean even though I would prefer Miley too), she sure is making headlines for her nude spread where the star is simply accessorized with danity jewels, paint, and....a pig.

 HERE PIGGY PIGGY.

In the mag, Miley talks about her romantic life stating that she is actually bi-sexual...YUP. She explains that she told her mom for the first time that she was attracted to girls when she was 14. And while she has had quite public romances with some of Hollywood's leading men (Nick Jonas, Liam Hemsworth, Patrick Swartzzz aka USC home-wrecker lol), she has kept some of her female romances out of the spotlight. I don't know about you, but all of this news, I'm like not even surprised by, nor do I really care...I mean I applaud Miley, like just do you. Who cares? In fact, I predict a future romance between her and some hot hollywood model or actor sometime soon that's like reeeeally gonna make headlines. Just you wait. Remember Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson? Cara D and rumored gf St. Vincent? I'm also pretty convinced Taylor Swift should just date a girl and be done with it...unless she makes Calvin Harris stick. LOL (but, like people are saying she might...ugh, sui).

Anyway, back to Miley and the pig. I mean, sure. Why not?I think this spread is a little more artsy than Kim's and I def like it better. But, I prob basis. No, I def am. Anyway view the FULL spread and all the fun, racy, pics HERE!

I gotta say though, Miley has like the siiiickest bod. #NoShame.

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Caitlyn vs. Kaitlyn (Which C/Kait Are You Rooting For?)

Caitlyn vs. Kaitlyn: Which C/Kait Are You Rooting For? (And Why We're Glad Caitlyn Isn't Spelled With A "K")

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America is going crazy for two C/Kaitlyns right now, and if your name is C/Kaitlyn - you def just got like infinity more popular. Let's be real. So, while Caitlyn and Kaitlyn continue to cause a media frenzy, let's take a look at all the reasons why we're just loving Caitlyn...and Kaitlyn.


CAITLYN

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It's official - Caitlyn Jenenr is here to stay! On Monday, Caitlyn rocked headlines as she graced the cover of this month's Vanity Fair with the simple caption: "Call me Caitlyn." Nice. And one of the things we're SOO excited about, you know, besides Caitlyn finally being able to be comfortable in her own skin, we're SO happy that Caitlyn came out fierce and decided to spell her name with a "C" as opposed to a "K," which I mean prob has Kris Kardashian like...

But likeeee....

Caitlyn joined Twitter soon after her big reveal and received almost 2 million follows after just four hours of joining and fans also flocked to Caitlyn's new facebook page to express their feelings, inspirations, and thank yous. Clearly Caitlyn's transition and finally being able to open up about her true self has made a huge impact on our society and what it means to deal with the struggle of feeling trapped inside your own skin. Hopefully this will inspire and lead to more people who are also struggling with their identity to finally accept themselves and be who they want to be.

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 Caitlyn is getting a lot of Jessica Lange look a-like comments, even Courtney Cox... hmmm

Caitlyn will be receiving the Arthur Ashe Courage Award at the ESPYs this year, and she shared a quote with the media saying: "This will be the first time I will be able to stand as my true self in front of my peers." BRAVO! We can't wait to see what's next for Caitlyn. I mean obv...we're hoping for a reality show - am I right?! A NONE Kardashian reality show. LOL. But yeah, I'm pretty sure the docu-series in the works. #IAMCAIT

In other somewhat Kardashian news: KIMYE IS PREGNANT!!! CAN YOU STAND IT?!!! Lol.

I mean thank god. So Kim can finally stop complaining about like not having it all when really she does have it all so...come on. Of course the media is having tons of fun with picking names for the newest West child, if you wanna see something hilarious - check out Jimmy Kimmel's Kimye baby name bingo  where he comes up with some pretty awesome first names for the unborn kid such as "Fivel Goes" West and "South by South" West. Lolzzz. Jimmy kills me.



KAITLYN

HA. This face never gets old.

So, if you read my last post about Chris and Whitney (and if you haven't, read it HERE), then you know the stats of the Bachelor success rate...or like lack there of really. Out of 28 couples, only 4 have survived and made it to marriage. So, naturally, we're talking great, great, odds here. But, despite all the love failures, and the possibility that the show is like super fake, despite all the set ups and 100% planned appearances (like Nick Vaill appearing on this season), we still love the Bachelor because it's entertaining as foooook. And this season, we really love Kailtyn. Why? Well she's smart, sassy, spunky....umm I can't think of another "s" word, but she's Canadian - which is awesome, she's super real, funny...and OH yeah, she has SEX. LOL. Kaitlyn was last week's Us Weekly cover with the caption: "I'm not ashamed," referring to what has been called the Bachelorette sex scandal. And I gotta say, I agree with her. Why should she be ashamed? People are hating on the fun-loving Bach contestant because she has sex (with who I think is def Shawn) before the fantasy suite (where they have sex anyways), but like come on people! She's OBV gonna do it eventually, what's the big deal? Not only, does this def happen all the time and we just don't hear about it...in this situation with all these gorgeous men, you'd prob do the same thing.

Let the girl live her life and enjoy her like 15 minutes of Bach fame! Am I right? And sure, some people are saying that the sex is just not classy of her, but umm HELLO I think "classy" goes out the window when you sign up to be on a series that showcases you making out and doing god knows what else with 25 random guys you just met on television...I mean is that how YOU date?! Or maybe it is, I don't know, but I don't think judging Kaitlyn is fair game for anyone. The Bachelor and all it's spin off shows (Bachelor Pad, Bachelor in Paradise), are essentially bad college spring breaks filmed on television with slightly older people, so again I don't think any of us have the right to judge. Kaitlyn, you're hot, your young, and you've got - I think 16 guys still left vying for your heart? Do you, girl. I support it. Lolzz. #Dontcare.

In other Bachelorette news: DOES CLINT HAVE A CRUSH ON JJ?!!!! Cause he clearly doesn't like Kaitlyn....

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SO, whether you watch The Bachelor or not, you have probably heard the rumors about Bach contestants, JJ and Clint...and there very loving bromance. That's right, Clint and JJ have a little side thang going on and vying for Kaitlyn's affection seems to be on the back burner...well, at least for Clint.

I gotta say, I was like SOOO upset about this cause not only is Clint like super hot, I mean he looks like a mix of Heath Ledger and like a human Hercules....no joke,  he's also a talented artist and if you know me at all, you know I love guys who can either draw or guys who know something about art, so I was sold. Clint had the first one on one date with Kaitlyn and they had that awesome under water photography date, which sure was a tad aggressive, but also kinda cool, and he was soooo great on that date, but then like an episode later he turns into this HUGE JJ lover and decides that he just doesn't like Kaitlyn that much.

Clint was caught saying several things on Monday night such as: "I don't think Kaitlyn is the right girl for me," AND, "I don't think Kaitlyn is the right girl for me, BUT I want to stay because I love JJ. I don't want to leave yet."

SOOOOO. He LIT said he wants to stay so he can stay and be all buddy buddy with JJ, so he's basically leading Kaitlyn on for his own benefit...but after talking to a few of the other guys in the house, Kaitlyn seemed to catch on to Clint's little game and SPOILER ALERT: looks like she is going to send him home next week - as she should. But ugh, it's always the hot ones who turn out evil or gay. Sucks.

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Bromance foreeeva.