Wednesday, March 12, 2014

JP/Nikki, Kesha, and Justin - What A Crew

Juan Pablo Makes A Tribute Video To Nikki And Tells Her He Loves Her, Ke(S)ha Drops the "$", and Justin and Selena Do The Dirty...Well, In A Dance Video...


JP and Niki 


Juan's Insta with Nikki after #TheFinalRose with the caption "We Are Free." Okay, Juan, that's a little aggressive...


Well, apparently we were all wrong about Juan Pablo's apparent love for Nikki...(I'm gonna keep saying apparent because I'm still putting this romance on a time clock). The now former Bachelor contestant just released a tribute video (NO JOKE), to Nikki expressing his love, and if I may say, his obsession for her. He also makes it clear that he is SO over the ABC producers and there was def mad beef with them. In fact, Juan even claims that he DOES in fact LOVE (AH GASP), Nikki and she knows it. According to a source that spoke with Hollywoodlife.com, the real reason why JP did not express that he loved Nikki, nor did he propose to her on the air was because he wanted to basically get back at the ABC executives and piss them off. There has been so much tension with Juan and the ABC producers throughout the show and apparently, he is also angered by the fact that he was not asked to be on the next season of "Dancing With The Stars". LITERALLLY?!! WOW. Rude. So that obv got me thinking, you are willing to nationally embarrass the girl who you, again, apparently love, just to piss of some TV people? OH OKAY. Don't worry, I get it. That truly is the definition of love. 




I barely made it through the damn tribute video because its 3 minutes long AND basically like 80% selfies of Nikki, which I personality don't need to see and then the rest is little videos are pics of their time "in private" aka cooking, lounging, and OoOooOOooo in bed togethaa. There's also some great snap pics to each other, mainly of Nikki making sad faces to him, I guess she missed him? I don't know. 

At the end of the message, JP included a nice little jab at the ABC producers with a note that reads: 

“Thanks for these interesting four months of hiding — now that the character of ‘The Bachelor’ is over — it is time for us to live our life for real."


Yikes. Well, he def won't be doing any thing with ABC anytime soon. Juan also said that he and Nikki have made plans, she is AGAIN APPARENTLY planning to join him in Meeaahmi soon. Well, we'll see about that. Who wants to place bets on how long this one will last? Four months? Five months? Nah, I give it three. 




The New and Improved Ke"S"ha


Recent Photo from Kesha's Insta
I'm not what sure she survived though? Performing at Cuse for Mayfest OR her own songs...


Sooooo, Kesha is out of rehab and she's all new and improved post "Timber" I guess. Kesha, formally known as "Ke$ha" has made the announcement that she has decided to drop the "$" from her name and go back to calling her herself Kesha with a real "S." Apparently the singer has even changed her twitter name from Ke$shaSuxx (the edgy, druggy, glitter obessed, ano Kesha), to KeshaRose (the post rehab, feeling good, new outlook on life Kesha). Now 1) I don't know how this makes a miraculous difference and 2) I don't know why this is even news. Like I will even admit, for an entertainment blogger who finds all celebrity news to be real news, that this is MIZ news.




Justin and Selena Dirty Dance Videos 

Justin Bieber pins his gal Selena Gomez up against the wall at one point in a video clip of the pair doing a choreographed dance.
Dirty. 

So, only a few days ago around the time of Justin's REDIC deposition, where he refused to answer any questions about him and Selena, which I agree, totally personal and nothing to do with his body guard, Justin released a video of him and Selena on his instagram working on some sexy dance number together to the John Legend's "Ordinary People". Hmmm is Justin trying to tell us something with this miz love song choice? I mean, don't get me wrong, I love John and I LOVE this song, but this is all too much for the sappy, sexy dance number they're doing. 

Over da weekend, Justin was in Texas apparently watching his girl Selena perform while Justin later did a surprised performance where he again, sung sappy love songs...probably because OBV Selena was there. 
Since March 10th, when the videos of the two dancing were posted on his  instragm, they have since been deleted. Justin says that the footage was deleted in order to umm "protect" Selena. I mean, isn't that something you should have thought of before you decided to film yourself pinning Selena to a wall and basically make out with her?! OH WAIT sorry, it's dirty dancing. I've seen the movie, so I get. You're not actually gonna make out - it's all for show. Got it. Cool. 

People are saying that since this little 30 second vid came out, that the video means the two are obviously back together. Hmm. Do I care? No. Do I think they're back together? I think they're doing whatever our age does and just hooking up when they're together and not when they're not. I guess the dance number is just an added bonus...?

Best Things About the Video: 

1. Selena's pants 
2. Justin's pants 
3. Justin's no shirt with gold chain look 
4. Selena's hair extensions 
5. The emotion the dance evokes....HA JK...BYE