Prince William Tells Taylor About His Sprinkler...Dance...OH

Taylor Swift looked radiant as usual dressed to the nines in a stunning Reem Acra gown at Prince William's Winter Whites gala, which raises money for the homeless; but it wasn't Taylor Swift's country charm that stole the show - OH NO. Taylor joined the prince and the prince of rock and roll, Bon Jovi, aka sexxxx (or at least...in my eyes), in a sing along of "Living On A Prayer." Personally, Tswift was having waaay to much fun dancing her awk, tall, skinny gurl dance along side Bon Jovi while Prince Harry looked dapper in a coat and tie. But let's be real...whether he could sing or not, I'll watch him sing all day errryday...but like I actually thought the sounded "quite lovely" (British accent).

Other stars in appereance at the gala were British actors Colin Firth, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Michelle Dockery...ALL of which I have a HUGE obsession with. #anglophile


I always let me Brit flag fly.

This JUST IN - Kanye Wants to Become a Kardashian! Jesus...Yeezus

Welp, according to E! News (aka the Bible...) Kanye West has recently decided that he wouldn't mind taking the name "Kardashian" as his last. HA. Now I know what you're ALL thinking...this is surprising, you'd think Kim would have to take the name West, BUT we all know that Kanye is all about brand image and building his love into even more of a product than she was before. So, I guess this makes sense. But I gotta say there is NOTHING more MIZ than the name: Kanye West Kardashian. Nothing.

In honor of the duo's happiness and celebration of how Kanye basically has Kim on strings and she's the world's most dumb founded puppet...here is a little video about what their lives would be like if Kanye and Kim had their own talk show.

Let's Wake Up With Kimye ya'll!

 

video via NBC SNL. 

Do I Need to Explain How Miz this is? Nope...

LOL.











LOL doe. I mean...that's all I really have to say about this.
What else IS there to say??
Well, except since WHEN is Ben, wine maker and kinda awkward a BAD BOY?? BLAHH WHAT DO YOU MEAN US WEEKLY?!
Good one.
This is good tabloid shit here because LOL if it's true and LOL if it's false...